Black People Have The Darndest Names

[dirtysouth202]

did they whoop your ass after this video??....shiit

[movetherunner]

I worked with a girl named Kenosha. Her brother was named Racine.

[snoobeagle]

Haha..this is very well done! Good photography and production!

[JazzyGirl102]

I know a little girl named Kissmyis (Kis-My-As).

When she figure that out I want to be there!!

[ThatGuyiFreezy]

haha i love when the white dude says "who would name their kid that" .... "that's the name of my son"

[MsOluwatoyin]

Tehehehehe..This is funny..Lol...

[81kiema]

Y is there a girl n my daughter's 1st grade class, her name is Barney smh

[Metallica3636]

I know a kid named Shithead pronounced Sha-theed

[tacoboy262]

"shiiiiiit"

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[gts5001]

he steals things...

[felion4]

black people were raped of their names , culture, country ,dress code, language and religion among other things we have the right to make up what we want

[SilverStarDanser]

@felion4 Or steal from other cultures...I've met an amazing number of black people with traditional Arabic and Berber names, despite not having had anyone in their family with this heritage. (Think Aisha/Aesha/etc - traditional Arabic and Muslim name, also common name among black women)

Of course, it's not like white people don't do this either. I've met white women named Layla/Leila/etc...also an Arabic name.

But more over, I think it has to do with homogenization and globalization.

[ojideagu]

@SilverStarDanser Well David is a Jewish middle eastern name, but people today just think of it as a normal western name. And the reverse applies in Africa. Many Africans have western first names, including my dad.

[Alphabuck]

"that's off the hook nigger" lol.

[thelordmemnoch]

@Alphabuck "And there it goes..." Ha ha ha, I laughed my ass off there too.

[DeWellstein]

@MrAlban999 lol that guys channel got removed by youtube.

[DyingOphilia]

lol that was good

[2MUCHGAMEBIZ]

GOOGLE....SERIOUSLY SEXXY MUSIC. real name of course

[lester5192]

this is funny for people still stuck in the 90's that care about black people comedy.

[havock202]

ahhhhh why yah gotta make son from B-more a bama for real. Funny as shit tho i fuckz wit it

[tubedude101]

offcourse black people have all have illegal names

[BacivoNuggets]

@tubedude101 I don't think there's such a thing as an illegal name.

[ChinksofUSA]

@BacivoNuggets yea he was just stupid

[thelordmemnoch]

@BacivoNuggets How about if your name actually *is* Illegal. You know, Illegal J. Washington....

[Mysterey101]

96 people are javeytuquanee

[zebibey]

lmao this was funny lol

[DieselxBod]

This guy looks more indian than black

[sadistickitty1977]

no joke my mom works for head start and there is a kid who is named "Shithead". it's supposedly pronounced Shy-theed.. but we all know it's shithead, and guess what race she and her lovely parents are....

[JerichoDitch2]

good liners but need work on the comic timing..... timing is everything

[aGirl465]

Levitra! lol

[Dishuman]

Not funny.

[TheRFnoob]

there's a girl in my school named saymia

[69MrMatt007]

The mind power that produce this funny ass video, is a gold mind. Words can not describe your audience in the video I'm still laughing. The people that is calling this video racist, they may still be under The Feel Bad Spell. When you stop letting words like this hurt you, you are now in the process of breaking The Feel Bad Spell...........shit!! hahahahahahaha......

[bbstingray]

TOO FUNNY, good job

[BmanHall1]

Yukon Jack?

No.

Ukonjac?

Yes!

Fucking... Hilarious...

[GmOisme96]

I met someone named Flo'Dayshuh

[gredangeo]

The prize. :)

[mjsarge1]

I meet someone that named their daughter Placenta. Yes, Placenta.

[buzzclick500]

A'm mo' take mah winnins an' o'dah ME up some 40's an' a bucket o' Popeye's--hope dem mo'fo's got some chicken lef''. ;]

[imanigurl51]

u-con-jack, NO. ucon-jack, YES! haha

[Clockw0rk858]

this is distasteful

[buzzclick500]

@Clockw0rk858 : Ooh, and what's soo distaasteful abouwt it? Right-right. ;]

[PumpingSmashkins]

@Clockw0rk858 lighten up, nigga. shiit.

[wannawatchu66]

Bravo, guys!! This was hilarious!!

Shiiiiiiiit.

[m3ntoZ]

"What it is, Anbesol!!"

[coopmuch56]

haha "no im sorry, centrel is my cousin"

[XBlackEyelinerxx]

HAHA we thought it was Ambersol CHICKENS for the longest time

[BacivoNuggets]

@XBlackEyelinerxx Hahahaha. Now that's racist. It's Ambesol JENKINS! Shiiiiiiiiit.

[XBlackEyelinerxx]

@BacivoNuggets lmfao i kno im sorry =[ haha i found it hilarious

[Snoop221]

@XBlackEyelinerxx Your fucking dumb

[XBlackEyelinerxx]

@Snoop221 and why is that?

[Snoop221]

@XBlackEyelinerxx Why don't you look what you said because it sounded nothing like Chickens

[XBlackEyelinerxx]

@Snoop221 ohh that was my friend who wrote that comment she swears it sounds like chickens at first 

[Snoop221]

@XBlackEyelinerxx lol

[YamahaMX250]

orangello, lemonjello- because their mom liked jello

[akjacobteague]

LMAO

[MrSkate23]

gay....

[magicskyfairy69]

Haha, this video is pretty tight. They should put it as a feature on Tosh.0's segment 'Is it racist'

[hannityforpres]

On every known test of intellectual capacity, blacks score about a standard deviation below whites. While they can't be blamed for this, as neither can whites, in a technoindustrial society those fifteen IQ points are a killer. The difference is enough to account for the inability of blacks to progress.

Being born with an IQ of 60 is fine if you're a goat herder in Kenya, but it's not Ok in an industrial society and you want to do something other than sweep floors or wash cars.

[DEFACTO9]

@hannityforpres

Why do you feel the need to persist posting this racist IQ nonsense on all black related videos? if you care not for black people why bother? You are obsessed with black people, get on with your own life and stop quoting rubbish about IQ data from a man using Nazi Germany data

[hannityforpres]

@DEFACTO9 Its not from nazi Germany. Its from many countries and many different studies. ignore facts if you want to.

[DEFACTO9]

@hannityforpres

Oh please shut up silly racist twit listen to yourself. its Nazi data, It serves no purpose because you simply cannot tell what IQ anyone has by looking at any individual can you? & too many blacks go to university to suggest and low IQ do the maths, especially since black Africans complete more degrees in USA than Asians or whites by proportion. Why are you so obsessed with this info? A black Family are even in the white house, so you think them of low IQ do you? grow up

[hannityforpres]

@DEFACTO9 Obama is half white. And yes you can tell what IQ an individual has thru an IQ test. What a silly statement you made.

[DEFACTO9]

@hannityforpres

Michelle Obama is black, she is as qualified as her husband you dumbass uneducated fool. You cannot tell what IQ anyone has by looking at them stupid racist American white idiot. Your an embarrassment to decent white people. Not even clever or witty, just jaded and delusional, posting racist stuff all over black related Youtube material. How sad is that?

[hannityforpres]

@DEFACTO9 So we agree on two things: Michelle is black, and Barack is half white. You said "you cant tell what IQ a person has by looking at them" Of course you can't!. I didnt say that. I said AS A GROUP blacks have a lower AVERAGE IQ.

[PurpleHazeHippie]

Lmao.

[MrLegionnare]

"Black People Have The Darndest Names"

I knew a few who had some ridiculous names. Nice skit.

[FUwogs]

dem negro's be al's niggery and shit

[Windwatcher]

Very nice, very nice.

[AgentCarter]

guy who won looks exactly like shane battier

[BacivoNuggets]

@AgentCarter Really? The 5'9 white jew looks like the black small forward for the houston rockets?

[AgentCarter]

facially, yes.

compare and contrast, then get back to me

[RetardRage99]

@BacivoNuggets yes it's uncanny

[pw2eHad2]

All names had to start somewhere.

Maybe names like John or Mary were considered strange at first. Now they are among the most common names in many countries.

[trublestrings]

This is some dumb shit.

[m015094]

well made and funny. good job

[DamNiggas22]

i love when black people make fun of themselves

[michaelg3221]

is u racist or just tryin 2 b funny

[dsamaiable]

LOL!!

[Pig560]

UGLY AMERICAN RETARDED SPASTICS ahhahahha

[tryithere]

didnt you say nigga' and not nigger? Shit

[BacivoNuggets]

@tryithere Yea, that's what my prize was, but I foolishly used it as soon as I got it. DAMNIT!

[IRETROGAMER]

tough luck honkey :D

[TheMschellybaby]

@CarpetMuncher1337 omg

[KROMIS6]

BOOOOOOO! CORNY ...POINT BLANK

[truwoman01]

das a dam shame! u HOPE U LYING!

[AgentCarter]

of course he is dumb bitch

[truwoman01]

I KNOW you must have replied to the wrong comment cuz I know for DAM SURE you aint calling me that. go wipe your stank butt..I'm pretty sure it smells like a garbage truck

[TheMarty6934]

thats the funnyest shit i seen in a long time

[NastymcNiggerpants]

The darndest names? You mean like Shaqueefwa?

[SpiderBoy36]

LMAO at the host

[Alvz0r]

funny shit ! xD

[TheUnknownRhythm]

ive heard of a blck name that was

lihmon dgelo

(how to say it???-LEMONJELLO)

[ducati5758]

there was a girl in my school named she'wonderful. I kid you not.

[KoutetsuTenshin]

@ducati5758 LOL AWESOME

[Naenia2]

@ducati5758 thats fuckin hilarious

[loungelizard5000]

@ducati5758 Now THAT is funny.....

[PrettyCrappyUsername]

LMAO!!!

:D

he used his pass, haha/

[hiUpeople723]

i actually got the last one right. lol

[Scythe0fBodom]

When white people make videos like this, it's called racist. They degrade the white people and apparently its comedy, not racism

[OldPrawnFace]

I'd love to see a black comedian one day who makes jokes about something other than being black. Yes, you are a black man! Get over it!

[BadJiveTurkey]

black people do have the darndest names, this is hilarious

[cltc2006]

hahah that was funny!!! shhhiiiitt

[cbarrett91767]

the announcer reminds me of wayne brady

[knash92293]

what about samuel adams

[pf126p]

How about Latrina Jackson, her husband Shithe'ed and son LeMonjello.

[yuwack]

the audience sux azz!!!!!

[milcarb86]

shiiit

[mcrazza]

...on your face.

[MrCombine]

B-MORE all day

[mcrazza]

What's the deal with white people's names anyway? Pffft, white people. smh

[boysboysboy2435]

white people suckkkk

[RyanGMTutorials]

white power for life

[boysboysboy2435]

yeahhhh white people & black people & eveyone elseeee!! no racismmm yeahhh!!

[mcrazza]

There has been too much white power. Enough of your white power.

[PUNISHALL666]

AMEN TO THAT!!!

[takadi]

well technically black people, unless they changed their names like Muhammed Ali, have white names

[idk459]

Stfu

[netzero26]

Funny video, the thing is, I just hate the hypocrisy of a lot of black people, as shown in the end.

If you wanna call a white person a honckey, then they have every right to refer to you as a nigga.

Likewise, as a Chinese person, if a black guy ever calls me a Chinaman or Dawg, I will tell them, to their face: unless you want me to refer to you as a nigga, do not call me a Chinaman or dog.

[AgentCarter]

what the fuck does calling you "dawg" have to do with being chinese? sup dawg.

and "chinaman" is not really that durogatory. that is more the equivalent of "englishman".

[netzero26]

No no, I simply don't like being called a dog.

To me, it's just rude being called an animal.

And I see your point, although there are SOME who do not like that term.

[TheMuffinManzorz]

Yo dawg we heard you didn't like being called dawg. So we put yo dawg in yo dawg so you can get pissed while you get pissed.

[netzero26]

Hahaha, I admit, that was pretty funny.

[Naenia2]

@TheMuffinManzorz damn straight.

[PrettyCrappyUsername]

i agree

[midlandsdotcom]

i'm sorry but black people come across fair stupid

[ElCholoLoco13]

BigMac'aLaquandaRishria

[cheerio92133]

This is classic! LOVE IT!

[WhereYaBoss]

What about Bartholomew, Clifford, Garfield, Harold, Aiden, Coty, Randolf, Rhett, Beuford, Dakota, I can listed a bunch more...

[cambo61]

Funnier than the last 10 years of SNL.

[LocheDuvall]

It's not racist...this doesn't suggest that black people are better or worse because of stereotypical names...it just pokes fun at some awkward names. Calling this racist would be equivalent to berating someone for calling a white guy Cletus, or an Asian named Wong. It's also fucking hilarious.

[The666Darkness]

SHEEEA

[meleticket]

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. lmao! he used his n-word quick :X lol. and for ppl who think its racist, im the black person who conferms its not. i kno the only reason why half of u say its rasist because you dont want to laugh at it and then go to bed thinking your a rasist. its not. you may laugh. its funny.

[brianbuck13]

well im so glad you have deemed the video watchable and not offensive on behalf of all black people everywhere

[meleticket]

yuppppp. ^_____^

[MostValuablePlaya]

are you a little retarded?

[annieTyger]

hahahah that was pretty funny. i don't think it's racist it's funny and done in good taste

[bakerXderek]

hahahah that was funny AND creative nice vid

[MidnightNSavannah]

Now this is great humor.If more people were like this and just had fun with life.We wouldn't have all this BS in the world.

[m3ntoZ]

"Tough break honkey" XD

[missAngelofmercy666]

Not bad dude... i like it !! very funny... Wow ur son name? very ghotto lol... im black woman & i dont ve ghotto name.. dis should b real game show i can c on abc or gameshow network.. got more?

[missAngelofmercy666]

batman100100 ve 1 question where u c racist ?

[thenanook2]

Shiiiiit hahahahha nice video DUDE

[ILoveGoodFellas]

shiiiiiiiiiiiit

[thesupermoron]

why doesn't this video have more views?

[BacivoNuggets]

But we have black people in the sketch, so that cancels out the racism

[JonTheHolyDude]

................ Shit!

[JakemakesYTP]

...shit!

[SSJiraiya]

shit!

[UrSt3pFaThEr]

the lightning round animation was great

[bigbob547]

that had to be the greatest thing eveer

[squirrelybmx]

my cousin, he steals things ^_^

[Lyiad]

"My god, yes.."

And I have met a person named 'Diamond'..

Holy crap, are people so desperate that they need to name their offspring something luxurious and extravagant, just to seem different and special?!

[MazeOfTheMind]

omg lmao! there is this black girl in my class named diamond!! lol!

[mnlkthms]

i never understood why people find these names so

funny or crazy they are just names.every race has names that differs from another.

[Thundercrash08]

KAHRAZY

[GalacticCowboy]

That was hilarious! Whoever wrote this is brilliant. I thought it might be one of those lame attempts at "we'll take the piss out of racism so no-one else can", but it was genuinely very clever. Keep it coming.

[sizzlinjeff12]

Aw Shit That's Off the Hook Nigga! and there it goes.

[LucKiiChaRms13]

HAHA FUNNI

[KonClueZhen]

Lmfao @ "I'm gonna kill you."

[nubempress]

this is not funny

[x1101011x]

The only reason I can think of that someone would not find this funny is if two conditions are met:

1) Not black

2) No black friends

[bpacer]

first off, thats so funny, and is that Chamillionaire in the hoodie?????

[Necromas]

Lol a pass to say the N word.

[homie480]

this is funny

[blakealfredo]

MOAR!!!!

[16impasse]

lol my name has an apostephe.

[BacivoNuggets]

Is it necessary?

[16impasse]

yup my name is Ja 'Nael. i hope so???

[CherryBluntBeatz]

....Shiiiiiit

[JAMILP640]

this is fuckin hilarious

[LatumWay]

Really funny, but it would be funnier if it was cut and edited faster, with better sound effects.

Good work though. 5 stars.

[vivi465]

actually black people have pretty names like im mixed half black half white and my name is Vianna

[LatumWay]

thats the darnest name.

[Rejexted]

Like the sausage?

[DeadlyRemote]

haha I love the audience. they're bored bored as fuck

[xShutupNerdx]

omg

i used to stay up in harlem

i live in FL now...

at least i dont have a shitty apartment anymore :)

[aznlilhero]

LOL!

[muse1cian]

tough break honky!