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  • Men don't want to be women. If a woman woke up with a penis she would be sick to her stomach for a week then she'd realize how great it is and jerk-off daily, and start banging anything that moved. If a dude woke up with a pussy it would be cool for like a week or two, he'd be sticking anything up it just because he could. But then he would kill himself out of depression out how great his dick was.

  • No more ass-to-mouth for me and my girl lol!

  • Girls can stand on a street corner and hike up their skirt and eventually her pussy will catch a dick if she lets it. Guys can stand on a street corner with their piece hanging out and a stiff breeze could get our dicks hard if it blows right, which is the fundamental difference between men and women sexually. We care but we also don't have to be enticed or wooed b/c we don't have a supply in high demand. "Romancing the Wind" should be the name of a girl's guide to understanding male sexuality.

  • "You CAN'T think like a guy." And that's the core Tru7h that women can't accept.

  • A retarded billionaire woman is in deep shit! and then it ends.. I could've listened to this for another 8 hours...

  • man i love Patrice how can he explain his ideas loudly 

  • "Its all about the quality not the quantity" Bitch! didnt you just say you fucked over 100 dicks!!!!???

  • RIP Patrice. You were a genius of monumental proportions, hilarious, and your value to society was more profound than what anyone can understand.

  • Why we women don’t give asses right away? Cause ‘normal’ sex is usually plesurable for both, anal is fantasitc if its done properly, if not it hurts like hell. So, when it comes to fucking, the thoughts that go through our minds aren’t ‘will he marry me after this’ but if you make me fly i’ll make you fly.

  • @008say And this bullshit about us hating being a women is just hilarious, the ‘men attitude’ and way of thinking is not men at all, its just a way of thinking that we couldn’t have before cause it was socially unacceptable. I just looove to play xbox and copm games, getting drunk with friends (no matter wich gender), chilling in front of tv and just being lazy after a day of work.

  • @008say On the other hand, most women are way overpriceing themselves, that part of patrice’s way of thinking i appriciate, this ‘doctor’ lady is in the worst one. I wish there was more of women trying to listen to this and think about it, but the point is that we have what you need and you have what we need and this game of getting that became way to fucked up. Women have more power in the beginning, man during the relationship, if it was a good one and it ends they both loose. Simple as that.

  • There will never be another like Patrice

  • are they trolling her on purpose by switching the subject? lmao

  • 45:23 :,(

  • He was a genius

  • TJ Miller and Opie should've left the room, they brought the conversation down to some bullshit

  • 10:09 Opie: Sit down !! lol

  • Bitches will never understand.

  • Why would someone as astute as Patrice be hanging with TJ Miller. Guy sucks.

  • Patrice was that dude! This is a must hear for men and women!

  • Fucking Patrice,

    I better see you on the other side when I get there.

  • Patrice killed this bitch. Loving it!

  • "Patrice O'Neal is The Last King of Scotland when it comes to pussy."

  • damn this shit so is fcken true.

  • Is there a video of this conversation?

  • So... if I'm a man who wants a family, I'm gay?

  • @YettiYogiBear no but your desire to have a family does not conflict with your desire for many women.

  • This clip is amazing but I wish that Opie and the other guy who isn't Ant would've shut the fuck up more. Also, this woman sounds like a babbling idiot more than she does a well-read scientist.

  • I wish i could hear her rebuttal to that last line killshot that patrice had

  • Greatest closing statement I've ever heard.

  • Chick is retarded. She did not answer...1 question honestly. Not 1. How guys get married to these cretins these days is beyond me.

  • TJ Miller is an embarrassment.

  • shit got hilarious towards the end.

  • I guess they give PhD's to anyone.

  • that study proves what patrice said, to a woman, a relationship means fucking nothing, because she didn't work for it at all, to a guy, if he finds a woman that looks like she's interested, he'll be SO FUCKING HAPPY and if they break up, he'll be sad cuz he'll have to work his ass off again

  • I love Patrice and his brain (and I'm addicted to this stuff since he died)-- but I think he's only ever right to a point. But he's so damn good at making his point. I'm thinking that men and women who look amazing can get laid easily and thus do not develop their personalities as much. However, Patrice wants a gorgeous woman-- he would not want a woman with his level of looks, no matter how sharp she was. This is why hot women get ahead more easily, like she said, it's biology.

  • Absolutely genius insight from Patrice i'm afraid however women will never be able to understand what he's saying they're too egocentric.

  • holy shit!!! 30:50 patrice lays it down, eat the pussy, stimulate the asshole, slip a finger in. 32:50 clit stimulation with anal stimulation. I.E. eat the pussy, stimulate the asshole and slip a finger in. she said the same thing just tried to wrap it in a 10 dollar verbal bow.

  • When was this recorded? How crazy would it be if Dr. Z really did break things off with her dude?

  • what's really awesome is that at first, while Patrice was tearing Dr. Z apart, all the other guys were kissing her ass and by the end they all rallied behind Patrice going "Holy shit, women ARE losers"

  • This trick doesn't understand that the ugliest woman could get laid more than the best looking man with anytime she wants so it means NOTHING!

    Patrice is trying to drop science but she doesn't get it.

  • 30:48 Patrice SMASH

  • this bitch is trying too hard.. if u google her and see her picture then u know that there is no way in hell that she ever paid for a mans meal trying to convince him to fuck her. half the shit she says is bullshit trying to prove Patrice wrong.

  • Women dont try to look good for men...Women try to look good for OTHER WOMEN...Therefore they wont be talked about.

  • This chick tries to speak for every woman but women from 3rd world countries obviously don't have the same thought patterns as bitchy American women.

  • i bet this cunt is a virgin

  • This audio clip shows Patrice as the genius he was... fucking insights in a snap of a finger, funny as hell... you are missed already.

  • I fucking love Patrice, But I cant listen to a fucking STUPID BITCH constantly talk over him. Debates generally let one side speak and ask a question, then let the other side answer and then ask a question. She just loves to hear herself speak.

  • She sounds like a retard.

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  • what he says @14:00 is very similar to a Bill Hicks bit he says something like " civilisations have crusted in my belly hair" while describing jacking off into a sock...no place can put on a comedy show like heaven....

  • I'm glad I don't have to hear any more pseudo-comedy from this no talent retard. Brutally honest enough for you ?

  • @Greatmcwhite your girlfriend (who controls the relationship) probably made you write that, huh?

  • @chuckmak1979 - change your name to cuckmark1979.

  • @Greatmcwhite tss

    

  • @Greatmcwhite spoken like a true fag

  • @deathcoresucks1 - Strong words from a guy with cock on his breath.

  • @Greatmcwhite If you're going to act like a child then I'll be adult enough for the both of us and shut you up.

  • @Greatmcwhite how about some respect, you fucking no good asshole! What the fuck is wrong with you? Goddamn...

  • 47:38 - "Guys wanna pass on as many of their genes as possible..."

    That is one of the most wrong points I've ever heard made. Guys want to have AS MANY kids as possible?! lol that's one of the LAST things I want. To have 30 lots of child support to pay? 30 mouths to feed? 30 little people to look after. gtfo you out of touch moron.

  • 23:36 - "Her having a hundred dicks is as easy as you eatingthese bag of chips..."

    Lol!! *NOONE* speaks as much truth as Patrice.

  • the man

  • patrice is genius, changed my outlook towards women and relationships

  • Wooooo Man. Smash is not even the word.

    R.I.C (Rest In Comedy) Patrice!

  • this dude convinced me, hes a fucking genius

    rip patrice

  • I miss Patrice sooo much, hes been a hero of mine for years. Thanks to everyone who uploads these sessions, he will remain a legend forever :)

  • Fucking Brilliant Patrice RIP!

  • For the love of Christ why won't Opie shut the FUCK !!!! up for a God Damn SECOND !!!

  • "A retarded millionaire woman is in deep shit.." LMAO.. That' about sums up the whole clip. .

  • Patrice is 100% right. He puts it on the table and you have to just deal with facts at the end of the day.

  • Patrice is telling it like it is. Most guys don't do that, because they kiss up to try and get laid.

  • And fuck that tj fag too

  • Tired of opie trying to make a funny while patrice is being fucking philosophical fuckin un-funny twit

  • Great upload. Everyone should shut up and listen to what Patrice is saying. Hes dropping fucking knowledge

  • @Bonkerz4569 Wrong, I'm a dude, however, while everything these guys are arguing about is subjective, you can tell Patrice is arguing as a 40 year old man..As a 22 year old dating around with 18-25 year old women, I can tell there is a big difference as they age...when A woman hits age 30+ they turn into what Patrice is talking about, and even that dynamic is changing.

  • @D3adleavez so you're a 22 year old. This alone makes your opinion on anything meaningless.

  • @chuckmak1979 If the world thought this way our science programs wouldn't have gone anywhere.

  • @D3adleavez arguing like a woman, I see.

  • @chuckmak1979 with facts? I'm sorry, let me be more manly and make a one sentence insult for a reply..You fucking jackass.

  • @D3adleavez mad and emo much?

  • @D3adleavez dude you're full of shit stop trying to act cool I'm 17 and I found that all women that I've met from the age of 13-30+ are just as patrice says and all you have to do to fuck them is just deal with their bullshit by using pure and simple truth none of that lying bullshit

  • @deathcoresucks1 90% of the girls I've met are just as up front about wanting to fuck and move on as I am..don't know where you live, but sounds like it sucks.

  • One of the best Patrice appearances ever. But everytime I laugh, I still get a little sad. Miss that guy.

  • @D3adleavez You tought she came out on top? Thats hilarious. You must be a chick.

  • @D3adleavez what fucking audio did you listen to?

  • Did she just try to tell a room full of guys, what they think is attractive? lol

  • What the hell does the transexual men-women point that she keeps making have to do with regular guys? This shit is hilarious

  • @unisol06 She brought it up when Patrice said all women want to be men, she counters w/ the tranny bit, but completely misses their point. The guys' point was that some guys have gotten to that point where in order to control the vagina, they essentially become it, and she denies that.

  • How the hell did I miss this!? I thought heard it all .. great upload @MrLamarski .. This dude was my champion.. Miss you already big man..

  • Pure insight

  • No 1 is gonna be able to do what Patrice just did . Fuck I'm incredibly depressed after realizing this

  • haha "fuck you, not trying to be offensive"

  • Could somebody please paraphrase this video for me. I listened but have no idea what I just listened to....

  • @mjordan1998 "i'm an entitled cunt that knows how men think"- Dr. Z "No you dont bitch, and here's why"- Mr. P

  • Gahhh every time patrice wuold start to destroy her opie would jump in with nonsense. uhhh so frustrating

  • HOLY SHIT Patrice nailed it every time, RIP bro.

  • Patrice was a great man because he was honest with this chick, cause we are constantly lying to women and accepting their idiocy cause we wanna fuck. This Dr. Z chick is sayin the same bullshit any girl would say. Basically "You want my pussy so you have to do what I say." She probably sucked and fucked her way to that degree, cause she didn't say anything substantive that whole discussion.

  • I loved Patrice's lack of the "just be nice and maybe it'll fuck me" instinct that most guys have. In general, when it comes to sex, women have a big advantage, but will pretend that the playing field is equal and balanced so it'll seem like what they do to get laid is the same as a guy. Guys just want the pussy, and will do pretty much anything to get it...women just want the control over the guy, and they already have control of the pussy! It's a rigged game, and Patrice knew it! lol

  • Dumb bitch fall off of a cliff.

  • 24:55 "Women make me sick" lmaaaoooooo!!!! Wish you wrote a book on this shit

    RIP Patrice

  • this woman is a buffoon...and i question the validity of her phd...

  •  a russian mail order bride with a mail order diploma

  • Patrice r.i.p hes right about everything. Im a woman and im straight and im MISERABLE! i HATE being a woman just being what i am kills my sex drive. I want a mans life and ive tried! i hate being the woman so much i forced myself to be gay for so long but it doesent work! i envy lesbians i wish it was a choice but its not im straight and MISERABLE because i have to deal with men and i know its only the hole that matters so fuck it i just fuck me. At least i finish when i masturbate.

  • patrice absolutely nailed this chick. pwned

  • Be a real fan, buy Elephant and pre-order Mr. P.

  • Not that you should care to know this, but I believe this chick is Victoria Zdrok.

  • Why does this Russian sound like a Puerto Rican with a speech impediment?

  • Her voice is horrendous.

  • @orly444 she sounds like the bitch from the gibson tapes

  • Legend.

  • he gave that bitch the business

  • "we're talking about why your asshole's a prize." I died on that line.

  • wht does this chick look like?

  • She sounds hot...but is she?

  • @Saternoc oh yea...just google dr. victoria z. It would basically be counter intuitive to Patrice's point if she wasn't

  • i miss him

  • this lady is such a dumb whore. she doesn't understand what he's asking her half the time. She's thinking of "getting girls" as a short term fuck thinking that that's what to base a relationship off of. i'm dating the girl i'm dating because she's not only beautiful but the most intelligent interesting and fun person i know.

  • You left out the coup de gras

    Patrice got her to stand there naked with a strap on, saying he'd let her fuck him in the ass with it. He destroyed this woman inside and out.

  • @frankvonfrauner wait.... wuuuut?

  • @frankvonfrauner Pics or it didn't happen.

  • She's claiming that the majority of men want to be transexuals... lol wut.

  • "FUCK YOU" haha

  • Patrice was like a champion prize fighter, working the opponent into submission with this chick.

  • If it wasn't over by then, at 39 minutes, Patrice drops a nuclear bomb.

  • Old bit, yet still amazing.

  • Remember when her advice for getting anal sex was the same as Patrice's earlier advice? Goddamn it he was on fire here.

  • "I'm pretty...magical with this shit." Ha ha!

  • "Shortcuts to women's panties, are long cuts...to my...life." Patrice was the best.

  • all funny aside....Patrice is right. Genius

  • The reason why Patrice won this one was because he has common sense.

  • destroyed this chick. lmao. rip P

  • Why did he die? it's not right.

  • Patrice was a philosopher by his own right. RIP. 

  • I've never heard this before. Patrice ripped her apart. He was very insightful about social interaction. Great upload.

  • Every time she tried to explain herself and her horseshit theories, she dug herself further into a hole. Another classic battle won by Patrice - Dr. Z never had a chance.

    RIP Patrice - your ideals will be instilled on men from now until the end of time. Thank you.

  • This goofy bitch sounds retarded.

  • i know that patrice loved getting into things with people, entering discussions and trying to convince people of his perspective, but shit i wish that woman would just shut up and let him say his piece.

  • god damn, miss him.

    

  • why dont you listen to how WE want to get you...brilliant

  • Fuck, man... now Patrice is a voice of the past... we only have his assembled wisdom to date... he never wrote a book and never will write a book... he could have written a dozen books... Opie & Anthony are to be thanked for having him on so often and provoking him to speak at length on so many topics...

  • @johnclavis It's a shame he didn't write that book. It would have changed the world!

  • This is classic Patrice-ism.

  • SIT DOWN! SIDOWN!

  • Patrice was a wizard

  • 'yay theres an egg on the floor!' how havent i heard this bit before?

    rip patrice.

  • Opie gets a lot of negative criticism and I've always disagreed. Here though, he really derailed the conversation several times. I get that he's not as funny as patrice, Anthony, jimmy, and most regulars of the show. Opie dies a great job at pacing the shows and structuring the show but he sometimes uncomfortably bombs or will go with a stupid bit or angle that fucks up whatever is going on at that moment.

  • @WeWontEscape That's all true, but he gets it right more often than not

  • @WeWontEscape Thanks man. I was going to write a comment and you wrote EXACTLY what I thought. It was a very interesting conversation, almost philosophical, and Opie derails it with frivolity.

  • great job uploading all these Patrice clips

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  • @caltrof Agreed, they are awesome!

  • WHY did we lose this great man?! Mankind needed him.

    Here's the big question. Who is going to take over his fight against bullshit?

  • Hilarious. Please tell me you have the rest of it. It gets cut off at the end right when it's about to be OVER.

  • the last line is brilliant

  • opie dooshbag....and who ever the other guy is.....pvssy whiped bitches

    patrice brought a big point.....most have nothing to offer other they the pvssy.

  • @007SPIDER007 illiteracy = invalid opinion

  • in his prime, right fuckin here. nicceee

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