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  • This guy should be on comedy central,.I have never laughed so hard in my life

  • It may be "super unhistorical" that the French attack you when you are trying to invade Poland,.But remember they declared war on Germany when the Germans invaded Poland,.They were just too scared to attack Germany,.But you probrably dont have the "threat" correct or the French spies found you were attackable,.could be a variety of reasons,.all which could have "historically" happened had the Germans not prepared properly at the beginning

  • I think that this game is made to be played with germany or URSS. I really enjoy it when I do.

    Although I think that is impossible win the war with germany without cheats, so many strategic bombers in west and lack of supplies in the east, need to be in the caucasian earlys 44'th otehrwise war is lost because of petrol. Sea is owned by Royal navy and the army.

  • @Chusization i won by building a massive navy and a small but mobile army with a average air force, you invade Britain and your whole western front is secure you turn on russia, win and bang wars over and you have won.

  • @ShafOfficial

    >poland

    >was one of the strongest country in europe

    choose one

  • @suckston

    >greentext

    >on JewTube

    laughinggirls.jpg

  • @BlackHairedGoon heheheheheh

  • Why are you playing as Poland... Poland got their ass kicked in WWII -_-

  • @TacoMan717 cuz its challenging

  • @TacoMan717 Poland fought against TWO countries 2x longer than France with "the most powerful army in Europe" and UK support against Germany.

  • @TacoMan717 I think everyone loves kicking tyrannical psychopath ass as the little guy sometimes. I sure do.

  • @TacoMan717 cause germany and russia wanted to take over poland .. and they failed ,l,

  • @FrostBoY93 failed how?

  • Poland cannot into modern military :3

  • Download link?

  • HOI 2 is much better. They just introduced a shitload of micromanagement back and reverted to HOI 1... I like the new research system but the huge ammount of province cells and army command system pisses me off.

  • the look of HOI2 is so much nicer than this...HOI3 looks cheap somehow...like mutton dressed as lamb

  • Ihate how if you play as Germany France attacks and is more powerfull, and if you play

    as France Germany attacks and is more powerfull.

  • how do you get civill nuclear reaserch and how do you invest suplyes to my troops

  • how would i give a unit more supplies etc. cause i have a fleet and they need it

  • can this game be played without the patches or expansions?

  • how can i se my armies as soldiers? when i play they are only like boxes

    please tell me what to do :)

  • @FaceTheSlayer6667 When starting a game use the 'counters' option. Set it to off.

  • (4:59) :"Give me names!" - You sound just like an SS officer.

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  • hey what kind of computer u using?

  • I hate how in this game Germany isnt Nazi Germany... they have the old crappy Prussian flag.

  • @McTitties1000 Playing as Nazi Germany is illiegal I think. That why most games that have play as Germany in WW2 remove the Nazi flag and use some other flag. Battlefield 1942, Codename panzers and Company of heroes all did the same.

  • @bawad01

    I think that sucks :/ And i think Nazi-Germany was officially called The Third Reich? Not sure though.

  • how do u zoom in

  • making history is way better

  • He says it's "super ahistorical" that the French attack him but in fact they did do that - a rather limited offensive that achieved nothing so if he is able to contain the French then it's historical

  • I allways start from 1936 and build up a huge army then they can not occupie my territorys:)

  • Lol you really picked apart this game. every little thing bothers you lol. Good video though.

  • 2:38 2:39

    NEDERLAND ^^

  • 3:50 - it's not wrong, look up The Saar Offensive

  • Is this fully zoomed in?

  • looks gay

  • @MyThePooP the game is better with the counters

  • Is this game actually worth it on steam? I mean, I love learning about World War 2, and I do find strategy games interesting.. Would you think I would like it?

  • Anyone able to explain what the yellow paddles with a number that points to a Division means?

  • @SoulessNinja

    means how far the advance of that units battle is.

    in hoi2 you got a progress bar that showed you how the battles waged.

    it shows how many % of the victory you already have - having 100 is of course the mission ;)

  • this guy complains it's not historically accurate?

    if you want to see the war go how it did go watch a documentary

  • Have you found out how to set your army squares into soliders/tanks...?

  • HOI 3 is really crap. Not only is it full of bugs it has also worse graphic than the second part. Buy HOI2

  • @ReviewGameX are you retarded? It's a strategy game, how can you talk about the graphics?

  • whats better hearts of iron 3 or arsenal of democracy?

  • @drew486 AOD for sure

  • Of course it's super a-historical! Paradox games are the biggest "what-if" machines you can imagine! Imo that's what I love about these games :3

    Nice vid though!

  • france had more tanks infrantry ect than germany but they had just a couple things that made a big differnce airpower and radios in there tanks

  • Really you got fucking annoying voice, it is like you are eating something!!!

  • GIVE ME NAMES GOD DAMMIT!

  • This may sound stupid, but is the campaign anything like Empire TW?? because i really have no idea

  • @MrFisturmom It is a completely different game, though Empire total war is a good game. This is like axis and allies on steroids

  • @threecards333 heh. I have not played axis or allies yet But i am going to Download this game soon. looks like fun

  • HOI doomsday all they way!!

  • How can I see people.. where can I set that?

  • How do you get those full 3d models for armies? I can only have small squares as my armies?

  • Arnhem is a very small region, and the region of Tokyo is very big, and includes the surrounding plains.

  • hehe i can really sense the disappointment with this game in your voice.

    oh and dont forget to invade france through the Ardennes....nobody would ever suspect it.

  • How come that he has soldiers and tanks when I only got squares with patterns has divsions?:P

  • can someone tell me the difference between hoi1 and hoi2

  • ciekawe czy mozna grac polakami

  • in game option i only see montly save blah blah blah..i don't see option to change to change counters from sprites.

  • @hlwanmoe1981 Its in video option, you'll see the 'counter' option below the 'tree' option

  • @KCtheGreater Thanks alot..but how did i miss that..lol

  • 100% Dat je Nederlands bent! Maar nice video! Thums up for you!

  • I like hearts of iron 2 way better....3 they try to do so much I find it clunky and hard to play.

  • All I want is a Total War style WWII game, where I can sent troops in an play on the RTS map. I love Company of Heroes but it's hard to find the right player to oppose, that and the campaign is very limited

    World Total War for the win

  • How to get graphic mode like that !! I can't get it, only show square box for each ! How to setting it ?

  • @draugtroll Well i dont quite know what your opinion on this game is. But i think its a great game i just has a lot of bugs, and the worst of all is that i have never seen a game lag so much :(

  • You should do a EU3 let's play :b that would be sooo sweet!

  • dude get a life and dont complain

  • reminds me of europa universals

  • Is HOI3 basically on the EU3 engine?

  • the ai's rubbish. They just hord 1 border of thier country and dont bother bout wts happening behind them lol.

  • Try asking at the forums.

  • @ParadoxianLP

    Hey, I have just started playing hoi 2 with the expansions. And i think it's a real interesting game. I'm wondering if the fps/lag issues have been fixed in hoi3 and should i get the game? also have you tried arsenal of diplomacy?

  • @draugtroll I think it has improved a lot since the last patch. I don't own the game so I can't say anything about really. I also don't own AoD.

  • @ParadoxianLP apparently, HoI3 still has some issues but are fixed by the dlc, but you'd have to pay another $20 on steam (thats what I use) so i'll just stick with HoI2 for now

  • @ParadoxianLP AOD is basically Hoi 2 Final version pumped on steroids.

  • @draugtroll It's lagging because they don't want you to play past 42.. it is politically incorrect to make a game and let the players conquer the earth with axis.

    You will always experience lag in the later parts of this game. But enjoy the lag-free beginning.

  • @draugtroll No its UNPLAYABLE ! I can get maybe 2-3 years then u will DIE IN LAG ! I have i7 and it lags so freaking much... DONT BUY IT !

  • @TheDenux

    Allready bought it. And sad to say you're right. I downloaded the latest patch and it's running slow, but not as bad as i thought it would. However i'm still playing hoi 2 because it simply feels more complete. Although nuking barely has any effect and that kinda sucks:(

  • @draugtroll

    Get patch 1.3 and all lag problems are fixed.

    that game is real worth being played :)

    and loved and adored!

  • @ParadoxianLP There are supply lines, green and red, green indicating that u're sending out supply and red indicating that u are shipping resources back. The reason y there are no lines is cause u dont have any islands or units abroad that needs to be supplied by ship. And, just so u know, this game is awesome.

  • @draugtroll

    I guess Making History 1-2 are very nice, too.

  • @ParadoxianLP going to buy some new game. What if it should be Hoi 2, 3 or arsenal of democracy. Who are the best, Hoi3 as of new with many bug fixes.

  • How do I get that help full window on the right side

  • You can automate the invasion of Poland pretty well if you read one of the guides on the paradox forums.

  • i agree with the game takeing too long XD

  • nice video buddy

    how do you get the square unit insignia's to change into little soldiers and tanks? i own the gam and am fully zoomed in and they just stay squares any help would be appreciated.

  • I believe you can set that setting when you start or load a game. Look for the counters option.

  • thanks a lot friend

  • "THIS PROVINCE" name is Łodź, greetings from Poland, this game is great :]

    Pozdrowienia z Polski dla Ciebie kurwo, rozszyfruj to jebany w dupe Angliku pierdolony :D

  • Great Comment! =P

    Glad to understand polish to a certain extent, since my parents came from slask (Schlesien halt...)

    Mann Mann. Diese Deutschen. Man kann ihnen einfach nicht böse sein...

  • yeah im actually playing the demo now to and dont understand how they ask us but i cant ask them to dow.

  • u must preshure one point then they will move there army to the preshure point then just push in the rest

  • what is the best hoi?

  • Part 2

  • no i mean like which game. hoi 1 2 or 3

  • Hoi 2.

  • this game looks gay.

  • the best choice is always plays with wehrmacht and try to achieve the same than they achieved.

  • Lijkt wel of je een broodje eet tijdens je comentaar :-)

    Verder mooie clip !!

  • how do u get tha ppl on hoi3 cuz tha demo had it

  • no realtime combat in this game? .... crap

  • Lol, gaming isn't all about spray and pray. The people who have patience and succeed in life use strategy.

  • @MapleSephiroth

    yeah.

    I can name like at least 10 millionaire from the top of my head, who succeed at life and play childrens video games.

    I agree with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111one

  • I think they had a good idea with this game, but it is really difficult to play.

    The nail in the coffin for this game is the lack of a tutorial. This is compounded by the fact that the manual doesn't tell you how to DO anything. For example, the manual tells you WHAT strategic redeployment is, but doesn't tell you HOW to strategically redeploy a division.

  • Jij bent Nederlands of niet? ik hoor een Nederlands accent! LOL

  • damn m8... i know this game isnt perfect, but your obviously completely overcharged by this game. i've played 10 hours so far, only PREPARING for war.

  • Paradox is well known for there "Grand Stategy" Games, love the HOI and EU Series <3

  • i was thinking....what type of diplomacy u can do ?cuz this isn't like total war were u have an allied and then after 10 turns u don't have it anymore is not realistic if this one is the same i don't know is a question i've never played it...in ww2 wasnt like that..thx

  • okay =)

  • is this game good

  • its good how you can be any country. but its the gayest fighting ive ever seen in any rts game!

  • Its not an RTS it's a Turned Base strategy game.

  • its NOT turn based....it is RTS but they self proclaim it to be an "epic grand strategy game" whatever the F that means lol, fucken swedes made this game, it does nothing for history really except bash hitler and stalin and dick around with some low end technology of the time....terribly boring game

  • I don't really know about this game but it's certainly not for the braindead run 'n' gun people who think MW2 is realistic.

    As for swedish game developers, didn't they make both the battlefield series and WiC?

    Anyway, this game looks like it's mainly for hardcore strategy gamers like myself.

  • OK....i would say....you´re german!! right? because you said in 1:16: It´s a really havy game!!! i don´t think the cd is havy xD.... You mean difficult...The mistake happened because havy and difficult is the same word in german: Schwer ..... Lieg ich also richtig???? XD

  • nein du liegst nicht richtig. er ist niederlaender

  • @gamechamp94 DOCH RICHTIG

  • How come it seems like no nation wants to be comminist?

  • cuz communism sucks xD

  • oooooohhhh xD

  • @Tornado363 european countries started to swing to communism after the second world war, but america (as you know) did not realy like russia to much :P so they did everything to stop europe being communists aka plow loads of money in britian and europe.

  • o okay im still learning i never even made it to the invasion of Poland yet

    Im Sweden right now =) after I hope take Finland I'll see if I can get the soviets to want me and i'll see what happens o.o

  • when playing click on diplomacy click on the soviet union then click align to faction then you will swing to communist :)

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  • how you show units that way instead of boxes?

  • before you start the game you can click to show units.. i think you can do it in game too try to find it in options... i dont know if its there but you can try. hope you find it because its more fun.. well thats what i think

  • This game is so awesome i attacked Sweden with norway and used like 3 years XD

    This game is hardcore can't wait for "Arsenal of Democracy"

  • lmao sprites. shame on you

  • Does anyone else think it perverse that it is illegal to use the Swastika in historic games like this?

    Every game I have come across, either they use the German national flag or a red flag with an empty white circle in the middle (at best with a black blob in the middle)...

    I mean how ridiculous is that??

  • no becouse the game wount be historically accurate now would it =)

  • And yet it is perfectly legal to plaster the hammer and sickle over everything and anything to do with the USSR...And I hate to break it to the lawmakers but Stalin was responsible for many more deaths than Hitler!!

    It's like a local auction website has it as against the rules to have photos of the Swastika...so if you're selling an antique Nazi coin you should photoshop the symbol off any images that you attach to the auction...

    This is just too retarded to be true!!

  • i know its not cool its jest a symbol the first swastika ment peace and love people need to learn there symbolic meanings =)

  • The Swastika is an ancient symbol, I know...ironically it was a peace symbol.

    The Nazi swastika is different in two ways...first of all it is backwards to the original one, the cross is "turning" to the right rather than the left.

    Secondly, it is now a universal symbol of evil.

    I understand that in Germany it is illegal...so have a German version of this game which excludes the symbol!! I personally believe that historical accuracy is more important than this kind of censorship!!

  • to ture

  • Butthurt stupid people. Jews tragedy -and posterior self victimizing- are one of many reasons because this modern world is a big fucking bunch of pussies. The Swastika and the nazi iconography in general are beautiful, elegant and majestic pieces of art. Nazi ideas are already too dead to be taken seriously so yeah, this is just too retarded to be true.

  • @moderjoker It was a Hindu symbol before it was a Nazi one so the censorship is pointless. Not sure about their regalia being "art" though.

  • especially because the swastika isn't bad. it existed before the nazi's.

  • When nations forces get extremely large it bogs the game speed down worse than Russian muddy terrain.

  • can i play this game with 1.5 ghz -2 ram

  • In comparison to HOI2, HOI3 is more realistic but also way more complicated. However it's not bad at all, and the latest patches and future mods are promising...

    BTW, I never use the animated figures, to me they seem a bit cartoonish. I prefer the NATO icons.

  • how did you get the player icons?

  • make sure the check is removed from the counters box

  • no worries, I'm sure paradox will think of ways to make the game better and faster with use of expansions perhaps, but still from the looks of it hearts of iron 2 is a lot more fun and a lot less complicated and slow

  • hearts of iron 3 rocks!!!!

  • stupid fucking game !! why would anyone go through all the trouble to play this silly game !! "men of war " much better game !!!!!

  • i love strategy games but this game suck....really hard to do some moves for beginers...do not ever ever ever ever ever ever ever buy this shit...

  • looks sweet

  • lags like mad on my brand new pc :(

  • I love these kinds of games,there are people who like it too,so you have to FUCK OFF from this video...

  • this looks like a poorly made game its supper shitty dont even download it for free it sucks

  • It doesn't suck but I still prefer HOI2.

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  • omfg i cant get my ships in to other continents and im allies wit them som1 make a how to vid or like tell me how to pass the seas and get my inits on land i think i just wasted 40 bucks

  • it looks boring

  • What? HoI3 i the greatest game of all times.

  • i agree

  • The game is is Laggy.

  • This game lags me X(

  • in HOI you must think. in C&C you must build more troops than the other one.

    Although C&C looks very good. But thats it.

    They have Pornostars as Commanding officers and stuff that would impress an 12 year old boy.

    Peace.

  • they had a pornstar in the new C&C??

  • Pretty sure they were.

    Have you played C&C 3 Uprising.

    The girls are just...wooow ^^

  • hahaha, no. is that the DLC/expansion?

    I've played the original though and I knew Gina was in it but she's an athlete.

  • i hate this games -units walks over a map

    i play better c&c or strategiegames where i can play in levels with sand earth trees

    a real nice landscape not that shit here this gameplay here is so stupid to many menues etc i will a good strategiegame