Al Qaeda Also Fed Up With Ground Zero Construction Delays

[otherjr]

Hahaha, I cant believe its called the 'Freedom Tower'.

[SobingDeath]

@chrstilen5 and idiot rasists like you should stop using public forum

[chrstilen5]

@SobingDeath How about the retards who beive Islam is a race, stops going to these forums? It's just a religeon.

[chrstilen5]

Muslims blow people up and then build a mosque on the dead bodies, saying. "It's love that made us build this"

What a joke these fucking assholes are.

Any muslims why suport that mosque should just die.

[ultimateownage2]

@chrstilen5 The Mosque was not on ground zero. Islam is no Al Qaeda. Not all Muslims are terrorists.

Looks like I just ruined your whole point there, didn't I?

[chrstilen5]

@ultimateownage2 YES because we stoped it. We stoped the assholes from pissing on the dead bodies.

Islam.... All about war and forcing submition. "Fight the unbelivers until ther is no religeon but Islam." Reconise that line? How about. "Whoever leaves his religeon.. KILL HIM!" Did you know that it was Mohammed who said that?

[chrstilen5]

@ultimateownage2 Quran says to terorist thenon-belivers. so if you're a true muslim. Then you are a terrorist. But you dont have to kill people ;D Unles they downt folow ISlam.Example Sura 5:33.

Non-islamic land is a war zone, Ask any muslim. What can you do in a war? LIE.

Sounds like I was right and you need to read the Quran. Have fun.

[MrBrilliantChaos]

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.

[iasnb17yt]

@MrBrilliantChaos i don think so..

they are actually very appropriate because 911 was treated like a way bigger tragedy than it actually was..

[TheAnToOo9]

I have a feeling there might be a second 9/11 after this interview...

[KieCuster]

9/11 wasn't funny. My grandpa died because of it. He crashed his plane.

[absba9]

"Build it, go there, and wait" LMAO

[ThePento5]

@GeeMex7 yah dude Onion News is a legitamate news corporation

[TSNvideos]

@fredhigginbottom you better burn in hell for supporting al queda

[GeeMez7]

I just found the channel today all the news stories seem a bit ridiculous. Is this real?

[hich11111]

@GeeMez7 Absolutely. Ridiculous but true. They show content that other news providers don't.

[toocoolfornick]

@GeeMez7 Lmao... You must be a genius

[FredHigginbottom]

Omar Al-Farouq represents us with such dignity on so many newscasts and interviews praise be to Allah

[Halldisa]

@FredHigginbottom lulz peace be upon you my brother, lets us go there and wait

[kkandreykk]

so i say to them, build it, and go there, and wait.... LOOOOL

[BandildoKalle]

do anyone believe that this is real? 

[TheJP3372]

@BandildoKalle I Wish it was :D

[R4LAXED]

@BandildoKalle This is real .____.

Damn trolls, saying that this is fake!

[theantiantichrist]

The Onion is far more informative than real news.

[xDFoRcEzZ]

These people should have their own tv show this is better than the cnn or fox news

[bashie34]

Built it, go there and wait lmao oh my god I can’t stop fucking laughing lmao.

[vigilante397]

Lol dude, the Onion is the only news source the world needs.

[Izzad988]

Its really funny the Al-Qaeda operative is just very calm talking like "President should have an office on the highest floor"

The news guy was like Ok...

[Thebearcat66]

THIS IS FUCKIN HILARIOUS!

[davidspirit2]

"So I say to them: Build it and go there and wait"

[markrazumish]

Build it go there and wait!!!!

[yodellikeyoumeanit09]

How dare you cut off! I want to hear about worm farms!

[BrCaSt87]

"...A large tower, visible from several miles away."

Hahahahahahaha, I can't stand!

[watanabe757]

Ppl in wheelchair and ppl cannot move quickly....

Epic.....

[Ryan87945]

Omar Al-faruq is my favorite person on the onion's videos. He's hilarious

[SuperWarking]

@Ryan87945 You see the one where him and dude who said 9/11 was an inside job were going back and fourth? That shit was awesome lol!

[ALBIONTYKE]

What the hell...why did they cut the clip on the worm farms?

[odd0odium]

Is it true that Brandon Armstrong has died. It's hard to know when it's on the Onion's website.

[familieVorselaar]

no he is alive

[ztates]

@odd0odium No, he is alive

[odd0odium]

@ztates I think it may be true that the character is sadly dead. I read that on Wikipedia. It may be inaccurate. I hope so because love Brandon. He's my favorite anchor.

[ztates]

@odd0odium Oh sorry. I saw your question and saw that @familieVorselaar answered you without hitting reply to your comment so it wouldn't notify you so I replied with his response so you'd get a notification.

[NickyAmerica]

Put them...In the highest of places...

[CzarJocky]

lol we wanted more colors

[Theluckyemperor]

Killer sketch

[Dorminay42]

real news networks should have the al qaeda on with the anchors.

[TheYouwontgetit]

i think al qaeda just wants to destroy this building...

[tricityladytn]

"Pretentious congressman sworn in with hand on Thomas Pynchon novel" BWAHAHAHA!

[iownuinsc2rolf]

'...lots of ppl, old ppl, young ppl, ppl in wield-chairs who cannot move quickly!'

[iownuinsc2rolf]

the president should have an office on the highest floor!

[SudanDawah]

hahahahahhahahaha....

[larrysg1]

I love how the al qaeda representative is wearing a suit and tie

[DarthCipient]

The Al Qaeda spokesman is always brilliant.

[yunginf]

I knew dis was fake he's too funny to be serious Lls "yes go there and wait" Lls

[Twisted426]

Dummy people. Can't any one see that the guy with the towel on his head may be a terrorist. Listen to the things he is saying.

[BusterXXXL]

@Twisted426 You should clearly cut down on your conspiracy videos!

[TrelosGreek]

"it is our goal to continue to make places where people can go mourn their loved ones:

CLASSIC :D

[renata777777]

@TrelosGreek Unspoken but implied: "And join them."

"And the president should have an office on the highest level."

[librarybombshell]

I hope they use the Al-Qaeda "representative" for more videos!

[immortaltechpt]

HAhahahahhaha

[JRobbin883]

lmao

[deangerousno1]

hope whoever made this video never loses loved ones in such a sick tragic accident, glad you find it funny. and i wish the worst possible fate for you in the future!

[Uratashi]

@deangerousno1 Oh, how loving humanity has become for one another.

It was 10 years ago, get over it. There have been tons of tragic events, some far worse than this one. No one is still making a big deal about them.

[pbberryhill]

@deangerousno1 Don't wish the worst possible fate man that brings you to their level.

[SuperEverton1974]

its a sick pisstake

[ItsAxeI]

destroy buld destroy anyone?

[cena409]

is this a joke cuz he sounds like he wants them to gather and die by there hand

[ShadowedKnight]

@cena409 lol The Onion is satire. Basically they do news stories on ridiculous stuff but act super serious about it. All of it is faked. That's why it's funny. "Old people, young people...people in wheelchairs who can't move quickly."

[cena409]

@ShadowedKnight lol

[haymaker710]

@cena409 It's totally real. Don't listen to anyone who tells you this is satire.

[renata777777]

@haymaker710 The sentiments are real - but this particular video is a satire based on reality.

[haymaker710]

@renata777777 No shit

[denobiano3]

OH TELL THE GUY WITH THE TOWEL ON HIS HEAD . WHO CARES WHAT THEY THINK.. GO FIND YOUR VIRGINS .ARE THEY BOYS OR GIRLS OR BOTH.

[Ellis01234567890]

@denobiano3 ummm.... did you think that was real?

[HARClX]

i love the expression, when he says "five years!"

[RocktheStageNYC]

this was legitimate claim when this video was first uploaded, but in actuality I'm glad it took so long. They are doing it 100% right to not only honor the people who died and the old buildings but making the new WTC the safest and strongest building in the world.

Recent Discovery Channel doc "Rebuilding Ground Zero" shows exactly how much effort was put into the design and memorial park and why it took so long.

On the flipside this video still cracks me up. Funny shit.

[ImyManz99]

LMFAO... started cracking up just from the title of the video, before even playing it.... hahahahaha

[TrelosGreek]

@ImyManz99 ME TOO

[rambocivilairpatrol]

@liberator48 i really hope your joking.

[wookiedestroyer101]

@liberator48 Yes it's absolutely disgraceful i can't believe fox news would let him on i mean who in america would actually watch that? I mean if I saw this on fox I would just change the channel and watch cnn news or something.

[NickyAmerica]

"Lots and Lots of people can go there"

[Shturbly]

God and adam are the same man. God only has sex with white women, they have less flavor and keep a clean house. I would let god have his way with my fat white wife.

[FFreeLevant]

"The large, sharp spike has many possibilities"  LOOOOL

[Shturbly]

All us whites need to rally up and not let this bad thing happen. God loves american whites way more then any other humans in the solar system. Only a white dude could have a virgin mom

[ffx95]

Seems legit.....

[Mynamesnigel]

what the fuck? why didnt they traack him?! they can catch all al-qayida now!!!!!!! YES GOOD BREAKTHREW and how stuipid is dat midle one she dindnt even kno dat he was just wanting to blow up da bildings

[SpicyDinger]

@Mynamesnigel "I am 12 years old and what is this?" -Mynameisnigel

[Mynamesnigel]

@SpicyDinger gullable dude who got trolled like a fucking jewish zombie - SpicyDinger

Good game (:

[SpicyDinger]

@Mynamesnigel Well done good sir.

[Mynamesnigel]

@SpicyDinger thanks

[LittlePikachu]

@Mynamesnigel *facepalm heard 'round the world*

[Mynamesnigel]

@LittlePikachu troll wins.

[LittlePikachu]

@Mynamesnigel Fail troll.

[Mynamesnigel]

@LittlePikachu uh not really since you and a couple of others have fell for it. I win? !!?!?!?

[LittlePikachu]

@Mynamesnigel Not really

[Mynamesnigel]

@LittlePikachu yes. Your ego has been shattered. Dumb shit

[LittlePikachu]

@Mynamesnigel Dumb shit. Your. Troll. Failed. It. Was. A. 5. Out. Of. 10. I. Am. Making. You. Pause. To. Read. this. In. Your. Mind.

[Lojkovic]

Did you guys get stuck with the tampons commercial?

[qrm6]

is this a fake news channel or somit :/ ???

[Lojkovic]

@qrm6 It is on comedy central and it is fake news.

[RemixedVoice]

@qrm6 dude of course it's fake stupid

[mrhockeydude1515]

he wants it built so he can crash it again...

[marine5546]

1:13- Best building EVER!

[AlexanderNevskey]

"Build it, go there, and wait"

[cookingboy3]

"The large spike will have many uses" O.O

[25lockie]

this is just beyond stupid. do people really watch this BS. im not intelligent but i think that rag head is saying. build it and we will blow it up again. ROFLMAO turn off this BS!

[TheBaafarang]

@25lockie haha..25lockie my friend, you said all that needed to be heard/read in your -sort of- 3rd try at a sentence. Peace and love buddy. haha

[Cadaurny]

@25lockie "im not intelligent-" Oh I assure you, no one needed to be informed of that.

[LordKaisen]

@25lockie i kno man you gotta do something about it.

[knuckles91444]

@25lockie you're right, you aren't intelligent. it's pretty clear that this al qaeda rep. just wants to see a very tall, very visible tower that lots of important people can visit at a certain time.

[25lockie]

@knuckles91444 if u want to live in fear. thats ur choice. i prefer to live my life with positive attitude and happyness with my family and friends. its not my fault america is policeman of the world. there is always a backlash with invading countries and bombing them. if u didnt want america to become n1 target. perhaps u should stand up for real freedom, pull all troops out. america believes in pre-crime. and it doesnt look like its winning. Peace*

[LATELIERDELALIBERTE]

9/11 -- KEVIN SMITH DENIES PAST MEMBERSHIP IN SECRETLY OPERATING US POLICE

[SakaScotii]

That anchor looks so fake. None of the other Onion anchors do. Weird.

[LittledudeJrr]

Build it.. and go there... and wait.

[MrDbenbow]

The giant sharp spike has many possibilities :p

[pepinozinanasshole]

That news anchor lookes alot like some actor, cant figure his name...

[omgitstrash]

@pepinozinanasshole doctor off of scrubs maybe?

[airsoftskate1]

Build it then go there and wait.... Hahaha

[Jimbobthebarbarian]

I was the 200000 viewer!

[AccessDenied55]

"A place for lots of people, people in wheelchairs who can not move quickly" LOL

[Shargrailar]

"build it and go there and wait.". God I love this al quada rep!

[hellnoob11]

@Shargrailar i read your comment as he said it. lmao this is hilarious

[MrMetalzilla]

i can see will ferell doing this kind of stuff

[mhLeonard]

Build it so they can bomb it again

[ajajmify]

funny but the alqaeda guy is wearing is a palestinian kufieh and this is misleading!

[shuwukong]

Build it and go there and wait LOL!!!

[gartnavel89]

Why is the brown gentleman wearing a dish towel on his head?

[elgoog9942]

@gartnavel89 Dude that was fucking hilarious.

[infinitedreams56]

Its SOO effed up there's nothign TO DO BUT LAUGHT! LMFAO!

[GeneralSadistik]

Did that stupid fucking woman not realise that guy was taking the utter piss!!...she was nodding away when he was saying it should be more colourful and should be able to see it from miles away or from the air....SO THAY COULD BLITZ IT AGAIN U STUPID BITCH!!!!! I hope she saw that footage back so she realises how dumb she just made herself look!!

[josejalepeno63]

@GeneralSadistik its...not real, it's a joke...

[Kansutachi]

@GeneralSadistik umm its all acted out.... this isnt a real news program dude notice its called "TheOnion" have u ever heard of a real news channel called the onion? haha

[GeneralSadistik]

@Kansutachi yeah thanx man, i must be the dumbest guy on here!....thats what i get for not looking properly, hahaha.... im gona go be dumb!...cheers

[Kansutachi]

@GeneralSadistik lol hahaha dont beat urself up bro sorry if I was harsh, we've all done that before no worries :P

[GeneralSadistik]

OMG, its that teatowel waring,soap dodging pr**k again!! I hate that dude!!

[nonamre]

@iamnotrealsoyeah I love you now. That made me laugh so hard.

[biggoyim]

Everyone knows the Zionists are behind all of the FALSE FLAG OPERATIONS done in the U.S. The ruthless criminal Gang known as The Bush Family helped of course, especially Dubbya and his Zionist Government Thugs such as Wolfowitz, Chertof, etc. The truth is we have no government, except corrupt little idiots at the local levels, only mouthpieces for the Zionists. Obama is our first "actor" president. The U. S. has no real president - only a guy who follows a teleprompter.

[ericplayzbass2]

@biggoyim >implying every other president wrote their own speeches.

[nonamre]

@iamnotrealsoyeah No cause none of us drink sweet tea out of a colorful glass.

[josejalepeno63]

@iamnotrealsoyeah not really.

[Distortedtabs]

haha lots and lots of people... ones in wheelchairs that cant run away... the president? wow really? im saving this video just in case 911 happens again. wow

[nilbud]

@Distortedtabs Cabbage

[dillingersteelflex]

@iamnotrealsoyeah No. Because I'm not a pussy

[NovaFiveOh]

@dillingersteelflex LOL! You win the internet!

[cars675]

LMAO one of the best

[rawdenashitey]

SUBSCRIBED! XD funniest shit ever

[kingzflames]

After I watched this video I said to myself "Okay.. Scroll down and see the all the youtubers who got offended cuz it's in relation to 9/11"

[andrewofaiur]

people in wheelchair that can not move quickly.

omfg. onion. ROFLMAO

[jonah232]

"It is our goal to continue to make places where people can go and mourn the death of their loved ones" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[bookercreator]

R.I.H Osama Bin Laden (note the H)

[moneybelt22]

@bookercreator I LOST 7 BROTHERS 3 SISTERS 3 AUNTS AND UNCLE AND AND 1 GREAT GRANDMA ON

9/11

[bookercreator]

@moneybelt22 H is not peace. P is peace. H is hell.

[bookercreator]

@moneybelt22 R.I.H can you not tell that means rest in hell?

[fredjamejames]

@moneybelt22 Good

[moneybelt22]

@fredjamejames ALELULA! THIS DUDE ON THE RIGHT CANT WAIT TOO SEE IT FINISHED SO HE CN KNOCK IT DOWN AGAIN !

[41stgaming]

am I evil for loling at "people in wheelchairs that cannot move fast"

[sugarncream33]

oh wait...so we're just impatient for the memorial to get done oh okay. is al queda saying sorry or sumthin?

[sugarncream33]

i thot freedom tower wuz just gonna be this awesome addition to the memorial, all these buildings around it looked pretty cool, and the park looked like a nice place to mourn. They're not trying to replace the towers r they? i thot they were just going to make this amazing memorial site that new york deserves. like if i were a ghost (no hate just referencing) id say, "hey they did a good job to remember me"

[sugarncream33]

i thot freedom tower wuz just gonna be this awesome addition to the memorial, all these buildings around it looked pretty cool, and the park looked like a nice place to mourn. They're not trying to replace the towers r they? i thot they were just going to make this amazing memorial site that new york deserves.

[nollz69]

kinda disrespectful but i dont care

[TheStrangebeing]

@tquinlan get a duckin grip it ain't real go piss someone else off and go back into your room put on your glasses and watch your daily porn of your parents asshole.

[TheStrangebeing]

LOL this sounds like a terrorist operation!

( i know the onion news is a fake channel )

[KridikJones]

"The president needs an officer there"

[SeeWhatDuncanSees]

@KridikJones He needs an office on the top floor...

[toatsmagoats72]

@patostrophic no shit it's not real. Onion news is a comedy channel. How stupid do you think we are?

[squareenixfreak1]

We want really important people to be there so i say "build it, and go there, and wait". LMFAO!!!

[ashleyqt83]

Isn't it kinda f*cked up that we find this funny??

[stud1664]

had to be a piss take

[RandomPerson9899]

lol the terorist wants to blow it up

[patostrophic]

All of you people that believe this is real , are fucking morons . Every single one of you. I'm just laughing because your so fucking stupid!

[m1c000l]

people in wheel chairs that cannot move so quickly lmfao

[JamesR404]

It's soooo funny =D 

[vurterhgo]

people are taking this serious, that's how you know the onion is convincing. sometimes if i don't look at the bottom right corner i'm like wtf is this are they serious.... oh yea nvmnd.

[bigdickwilly111]

why the hell does his camal ridin bitch ass care about our towers so he can blow them up again?