Ricer FAIL
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  • lmfao that shit`s jokes

  • I dont know how you can call a subaru a rice rocket.

  • ricer or not next time he will ceep his key in the egnition so the wheel dosent lock

  • Tell your idiot moron cunt friend to NEVER reach across to the steering wheel. I'd have fucking knocked him out regardless the situation. Never touch that shit, let the guy sitting there deal with it, when you reach for it you just get in the fucking way

  • @mannwhosoldtheworld

    CALM DOWN RETARD..

    It is a natural reaction from a driver regardless of where he is sitting ..

    You need to grow the fuck up and calm down, TOSSER

  • that car looked intercooled. probably wasnt a ricer

  • lol idiots ..thats y u unlock steering ..lol u know turn the key lol muahaha idiots

    

  • Press the brakes dumbass

  • lmfaooooooooooo

    

  • BEAT THAT GUY ASS RITE NOW

  • haha

  • im assuming thats a sti. so on that note im going to have to say that anyone that calls a sti rice deserves death

  • come on john, why would you do that

  • HAHAHAHAHA "JOHN!"

  • this is a dream ricer crash 

  • poor subie

  • Since when is a performance car called a ricer ? That thing wins rallys.

  • and this is why u make sure the key is in the on position

  • poor road

  • HAHAHA fucking dumb cunts

  • Hope that power line is ok!

  • F**KING "JOHN"!!!

  • rip the fucking E brake noobs. and two feet on the brake pedal.

  • all the fall on the land rover driver going to fast and if u going to tow someone like that u should allways keep cheeking back all the time.

  • this just reminded me of jurrasic park for some reason lol

  • ughhhhhhh isient there brakes

  • beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!

  • @MZTrail96 Bitch dont beep my horn let me beep it

  • @biggamehitt i meant that beeeeeeeep at 0:40!

  • @MZTrail96 LMAO i feel bad for em but so funny the voices and reactions

  • @biggamehitt fuck the ricers!!

  • 0:27 "We just had a bad accident" thank you captain obvious

  • Beware of idiot drivers, seriously. IQ test should be mandatory for license approvals.

  • Steering wheel locked? N i guess "john" didnt look behind him n kept towing them

  • And that is why you never ever tow a AWD car...

  • @dustin69101 No thats why you never tow a car using a friggin piece of wire.

  • epic fail

  • LMAO!

  • idiots

  • that was priceless

  • that inter cooler might have a boost leak xD

  • Well. See what happens when you don't realize your car has a steering lock.

  • I dont think Subaru is considered RICE. It can smoke most things even at V8

  • that subaru WAS a beauty

  • Well played, telephone pole, well played...

  • Tree 1 Car 0

  • @00:26 FLOCKA!!!

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  • we just had a bad accident deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrr­rrrrrrrrrr hahahahahaha you fukin deserve that

  • I like it!!

  • ooooooooooooh fuuuuuuuuuuckk JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNN hahjaahhaha

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  • NIce set up there... Thats gotta be atleast double braided nylon rope holding you to that suv.

  • JAJAJAJAJAJA that is the most stupid thing ever! HAHAHAH!

  • psshhh, and you call americans stupid

  • Bad luck for ya, dude. Be careful next time...

  • FUCKAH!!!!

  • It takes a new breed of stupid to drive a car thats being towed into a telophone pole....wtf

  • I thought Impreza's handled better than that...

  • This is bettter than a "Niggermobile"(24's chrome rim on a z28 with a cookie monster pic on the hood and tan seats).

  • idiot

  • very big idiot :D

  • Dumbasses...

    

  • Ummm...I think that tree made you his bitch....

  • just a scratch

  • shit JOHN JOHN OW FUCK JOHN!!!!!!!!!! :p hilarious

  • we just had a bad accident aye !!

  • I tend not to use harsh language, but that guy screams like a BITCH

  • lol it least he did the seat belts unlike most ricers who mount them to the floor. this is a prime example if it where bolted to the floor these kids would have hack issues for the rest of their lives.

  • Next time use a tilt tray tow truck you cheap bastards. Could gave killed someone with your stupidity.

  • I hate you. And by "you" i mean the guy that pulled the keys out instead of just corrected the oversteer and then ruined a perfectly good subaru.

  • That thing that goes 0 mph just won

  • FAKE ... towing failz look at 0:14

  • @Tornade90 look at the description. "Crash whilst being towed...subaru impreza"

  • Next time purchase a Kia

  • .. he pulls the e- break after he crashes -___-

  • i would have jumped out lol

  • hahahhha fuckin subies

  • Your title doesn't really define this video, it's more like "Towing Fail | Steering lock"

  • Next time keep the keys in the ignition so the steering doesn't lock...

  • @surfsnakes i dont think theres gunna be a next time LOL

  • @surfsnakes omg that makes sence i always though,

    1. the guy was just a Huge asshole...(like driver didnt own it passenger did and just crashed for shits and giggles)

    2. stroke heartattack or somthing that madehim freeze up

  • @surfsnakes The key was actually in the ignition, other wise there wouldnt be that annoying beep sound when he opened the door. Well i could be wrong.

  • wheres the front bumper?

  • nature 1

    subaru 0

  • That aint no Ricer

  • Poor 2.5rs

  • The key wasnt turned on.

  • Steering lock:1

    Ricer:0

  • Now your insurance company will give you $1000 lol. Thats why i wouldnt put money into a honda

  • @sergsrt8 you know thats a subaru right?

  • @luxy881 LOL you're right, for some reason i thought it was honda

  • Those conductors were sitting on the cross arm, just add rain and you have a live pole

  • VTEC KICKED IN YO!

  • I thought "steering sock" was supposed to be a "safety feature...." :-P

  • che coglione il tipo

  • brake?

  • loll thats great

  • Those lessons you learn once. Its a steep and pricey learning curve.

  • impreza aint rice..

  • @xazns0ulx Subaru is Japanese. The Japanese are known for rice. Ergo....

  • @Floordford This is the most retarded statement I've ever heard. Macdonalds is american, what does that mean ?>

  • @sesamestreetsquad I guess you don't understand the statement then. The term "rice" was used long before the Fast and Furious epidemic. It was just a derogitory slang term used for Japanese import vehicles. Because in the 70-80s when the US had to scale back vehicle size and engine size the import market flourished because they had already been making small engine, small bodied cars. People in the US don't like things that are different. Jap imports were called rice or rice burner as a cut down.

  • @Floordford Well I don't live in the states, but I always assumed they used rice to signify badly tuned imports. Now I'm hearing ALL imports are considered rice ? Just where the hell do they get off with that pretentious attitude? They honestly think everyone enjoys driving large fat heavy chunks of metal ?lol

  • @sesamestreetsquad Nowadays it is aimed at the import cars that look awful but its been around for some time. And yes, back in the 70s and 80s imported Japanese vehicles were either called "Jap crap" or "rice burners". And to answer the "where do they get off", its easier to hate and label than to take the time and see a different point of view. Close mindedness is what it boils down to.

  • @sesamestreetsquad Dumbsh*t!!! Rice comes from Japan, and china (maybe??)....ricer isn't import, it's japanese......You will never here an American call a BMW, Mercedes, Audi, Jaguar, Range Rover, or anything else NOT from japan a Ricer.....

  • @cap10moman A Rice car is used to refer to sports cars of Asian make who have heavily cosmetic modifications and little or no internal modifications.

    RICE - stands for Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancement.

    The cars listed are not rice because they have power from the factory along with cosmetic appeal. Doesn't mean it is not possible to Rice them out. If the owner of a cheap Audi throws Side skirts, under glow, hood scoop, and a fart can on his car. I'd most definitely call it rice.

  • @needzpower2 Lets face it.... its harder for these idiots to buy nice cars like Audis, BMW's and Mercedes which is why you typically see "ricers" with Asian cars, because they're cheap.

    Yes Ricers could be in any car.... but thankfully European cars usually cost more and are harder to get then your a honda...

  • @Howie262 I agree fully! And yes thankfully most rice nuts cant afford the nice european cars. I was just trying to point out not all Asian cars are rice. A subaru STI or mitisabitchy EVO are not rice by any means, and there are some hondas that are complete animals. Unfortunantly more are riced out than are turned into a true performance car.

  • @needzpower2 I call ricers basically cars that are ghetto pimped with no thought or reason put into it, then they think they gained 100net HP at the wheels cause they put a 3 foot tall spoiler on the rear deck or a 2 door stock Honda Civic, or Ford Contour that also has one different color fender than the rest, a lower body kit made from vinyl wall boarders that is painted lime green =)

  • @eclypse3d Exactly! Race Inspired Cosmetic Inhansments-R.I.C.E. Possible with even the nicest of cars but for the most part people who can purchase nice expensive cars aren't idiotic enough to Rice out cars.

  • @needzpower2 get a grip ya fuckin goon!

  • @MrGraemeyz I'd love for you to explain how I'm a goon.

  • @needzpower2 I'm pretty sure thats a backronym.

  • @needzpower2 There exist ricer mustangs.

  • @Capitanvolume Unfortunantly Someone could rice out anything, but most higher output, stock, cars are harder to rice because they already have power. Older mustangs are riced out as often as hondas. It is a sad fate!

  • @needzpower2 The problem with mustangs is they suck unless you go full monty with them to get all the bells and whistles. A new base model mustang is a joke, but the Roush mustang is a beast.

  • @Capitanvolume Agreed 100% Base model mustangs are for people who know nothing about cars but want to say, "hey guys look at my mustang!!! It's so fast." I love ford I have a 92 f150 that I'm going to restore and was the first car I've bought, but I'd pick a ZR1 over any mustang from the factory.

  • @needzpower2 zr1 costs $100,000, most expensive mustang (2013 gt500 650hp 600ft-lb torque 200mph+) $60,000 comparable performance $40,000 price difference 

  • @Capitanvolume Boss 302 is faster

  • where have you heard all imports are rice? you really think we would consider a BMW let alone a Ferrari a badly tuned vehicle? you need to get back on the rocker you fell from fella, you forget Cadillac saloon has the best Nuremberg ring time dip shit.. read a fucking book

  • @sesamestreetsquad its okay I get rice comments all the time on youtube because I have underglow and under-dash glow even though I'm building my car for audio and to take to car shows when I'm done with it. It's only the people that can't afford the stuff or don't know how to do stuff to their car that call everything rice.

  • @sesamestreetsquad No, what's considered rice is fart pipes and oversize spoilers!

  • @sesamestreetsquad

    Racing

    Inspired

    Cosmetic

    Enhancement

  • @sesamestreetsquad look it up on wiki.com import=rice. its on the main page. also in the bible under 1st corinthians.

  • BRAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAH­AHAHHA LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOL WTF ! WHY DONT HE TURN DE STERING HAHAHA XD

  • thats whys u leave the key turned over so the steering wheel dont lock up

  • hahaha love how the dude commentates the entire ride

    "we comin on a bad loop now"

    "going fortay to fiftay miles per hour"

    *crash*

    "we jsut had a bad accident!"

    LMFAO!

  • Steering lock or just pussy and can't pull wheel pack? Unsure if idiot driver?

  • Thats the problem with putting all the expensive stuff at the front :(

  • uhm let go of the wheel? or better yet steer fucker... you can steer without power steering

  • @skatezooyork24 no you cant :S

  • what the??? JOHN , mutherfucker! hahahahahahaha

  • HAHA when are you going to learn that Honda is made to last. because you cant put a VTECH in that car but you can in a Honda thats why I own a Honda.

  • Sice what has Scooby been a ricer?!?!?!? >:O

  • funniest shit i've ever seen lmao

  • Methinks steering pin fail....... epic :)

  • didn't they think, borrow a trailer

  • wow these guys are idiots what does this car not come equipped with brakes hahaha

  • fucking muppets...spend the moeny on a facy car...money = no brains in this case...hope u were ok tho

  • Yes you got a BAD ACCIDENT . You got BORN

  • That's not a ricer dumbass!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • at least it wasn't a cool car that got fucked up, hahaha

  • SHOULD HAVE HORNED.

  • Maybe instead of wrestling with the steering wheel like a couple of poofs you should have applied the brakes.

  • @Clayman311 Or just turn the key on so the steering wheel is unlocked... :-P

  • inbred clowns.

  • silly noobs...thats why you dont fuckin slam an AWD car. the c/v shafts on the front diff have to be shortened if you do that...the lock ring will get stuck and then your screwed..once you go to far it wont go back.!!!

  • LMAO!!!!! I think there should be some kinda being a retard = priceless comment here.. AAAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!­!

  • haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahah­aahahah fuckkk fuckkkkkk why u dont tow with a fucking rope you retards

  • ahahahahahaa

  • I would cry..

    

  • e-brake you fucking faggots

  • Just a lame-ass Impreza. No loss.

  • hahahahhahahhaq

  • yeah, all subarus are known for oversteer.

  • @axle001978 Subarus are actually known for understeer.

  • Poor tree!

  • it's ok everyone. it's only a subie lesbian car. it deserved to be wrecked

  • dude i would beat the fuck outa you mr fuckin cookie mother fucker... the dumbass drove it into a ditch.. ill grab the wheel

  • dude i would beat the shit out of you if u fucking touhed my wheel

  • my hands are frozen and they cant moveee!!

  • Next time dont be cheap and fucking tow the subie with a land rover.

  • HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Seriously all that coin spent on a car and you forget the steering lock? Ouch

  • fuuuuuucckkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!

  • oh thats not that bad just a scratch that will buff out

  • yeah, not rice when you spend over 30 grand for a new Sube

  • flip the key to the on position