Charge N Blast Gameplay and Commentary

[RLmike1234]

Look on the bright side. You get an afterlife medal

[adonisjj7]

I SO WANNA MEET THIS GUY AND GIVE HIM A HAND SHAKE

[PicklerHD]

little man.

[TroyPhares]

you get a prize if u hit me, fuck you you get no prize.

[adkinsadkinsadkins]

they told me i couldnt piss on a tredmill

[shanenuno]

3:06 "fuck you ,you get no prize" !!!!!!

[AKnifeKill]

Christopher Walken.

[topito08]

Fuck you! You get no prize!!

[questfailer]

You need a fucking microscope to see the dislike bar

[homarsora]

game was rigged

[ColorExplosion101]

I need to stop watching these, I fear that one day he will make me laugh so hard that my guts will fly out of my eyes and explode in front of many babies.......I can't wait.

[SolxXxWolf]

Funniest guy on youtube!!!

[dan0ms]

The criss-cross apple-sauce move. lol

[mscowzgomoo]

I'm fucking Berry Sanders out here

[hahabasil]

only Cr1TiKaL with all his skill and might could kill a boss AFTER he dies

[bryanjenkins2]

try and hit me. you get a prize if you hit me. Fuck you you get no prize

[AbRipperX17]

"Hit me, you will get a prize" *Gets Hit* "Fuck you, you get no prize" Lol

[RacistWhiteShark]

Hahaha I love this guy

[TheSaqua23]

I love you.

[AGSpkedlastnight]

"the erection is eminent......... Resistance is futile.". LOL.

[TheSirJellyrolls]

Turn around ref!!!!

[DannyTh3Man]

Crisscross applesauce

[WalzProductions]

holy shit the like to dislike rating is crazy!

[thegeekfanatic]

the mouth of a sailor, the vocabulary of a scholar

[jamesgriffyn]

@thegeekfanatic Couldn't agree more! Amazing video! Awesome ending as well.

[crimses]

@thegeekfanatic ok lets not put overused quotes on his videos now, we get it he's smart as an aardvark's erection,and his nipples will cut dimensions,but no overused comments.

[matto3399]

sick alein fucks

[xpinkdit]

yay! he's back!! :D:D:D:D

[whitesheepodoom]

When I saw him in the movies he didn't really strike me as a leader of fish.

LOL

[LOKBLUDOM3N]

0:23 nest? NEST?! NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EST!? NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEE ''BOOM!''

[Gobulldogs4life]

i will not even attempt to be near as awesome as you cause i know i will never be half as increadibly funny and wise as you thank you and thank your nipples

[SupahWow]

I knew this day would come. The day that giant testical sacks attacked the Earth. XD

[drebinmonkey]

from 2:50 to 3:18 . . . greatest insectiod testical teasing moment in all of history . . D:< GOD DAMN FUCKS!

[A5GRedwing666]

One of the funniest Cr1TiKal Videos.

[starfur180]

You should play Rampage.

[corak76]

my genitles are turning into soup

[PS3GamesProductions]

is this guy black or white. I dont care this guy is fuckin hilarious

[themirage3d]

It's like he gets many different sentences and fuses them together to make them hilarious.

[Syur2000]

He wasent a little boy... he was a little man.

[K4inan]

ROFL ''When I was a little man''

[SawedShotgun]

im fucking barry sanders out here lmao

[drofkcalbbocaj]

7:19 fart?

[TDizzle7861]

He has such an immense vocabulary.

[gingersmurf98]

Funny, so very funny

[Wolfclaw161]

Funny



[jimmy10shoe]

fuck u, u get no prize.

[SaucyCinna]

Why do you never show up in my sub feed!?!??!

[MrUndercoverAsian]

This guy makes me laugh so hard

[PablouThePeguin]

is this you joe?



[Lilpwned]

"I have 1 second, plenty of time, ample of time, times up." xDDDDDDD

[313madog]

the erection is iniment,resistance is futile

hahahaha that made me laugh so much i cried

[RobTFG]

"you know im starting to think this isnt a party at all, no beverages or snacks, just me being attacked by these sperm cells."

[natcat1111]

*monotone**funniest jokes ever*

[lolzhaxors]

They told me i couldn't piss on a treadmill? 

[Blade8745]

City of Nest

Titty on Chest

I see what you did there.

[Tenchigo100]

The Day Giant bags of seamen Attack :D

[Quadraxis14]

Come for the charging, stay for the blasting.

[t33n5p1r17]

COMMENTATE PAC-MAN AND SONIC!!!!!!!!!

[PneumonicFungus]

The erection is eminent, resistance is futile.

Words to live by.

[MrROTD]

@PneumonicFungus it's Immenent not Eminent

[PneumonicFungus]

@MrROTD

Funny, cause' that's Imminent*..

[OrchestratedProd]

@PneumonicFungus Yeah, pretty sure it's imminent. 

[PneumonicFungus]

@OrchestratedProd

Eminent also works, and that's what it sounded like he said.

[OrchestratedProd]

@PneumonicFungus By how he pronounces the M staccato like, and the fairly distinguishable I, I'd say it's imminent. Also makes more sense, as in the erection is inevitable, resistance is futile.

Rather than the erection is renowned / highly reputable or outstanding, resistance is futile.

[PneumonicFungus]

@OrchestratedProd Still works.

[bednarskimatthew]

I looked online and it said Cr1TiKaL was in New York. It's amazing to know my hero lives in the state right above me

[TheBlackVipers11]

funny as hell to me.

[Avatar1178]

"the erection is imminent. resistance is futile. that's the concept they have yet to grasp."

you've got to be shitting my fuck, i think i found a new god.

[MrBookmaker94]

7:16 did you just fart

[Lumberjack12321]

French kissing other people's assholes is a common defence strategy against assaulting forces.

[suzyjonas]

Reminds me of front mission O.o

[Charman2001]

I guess it's just his fuckin morals holding him back. LOL

[SlickGoHamBeatz]

"Theres No Way......."

[AwesumDude18]

criss cross applesauce

[iluvp1]

Haha

[Warfare526]

Lol

[Mantax66]

PRESS BUTTON!

[weijieshit]

can you do a complete pokemon walkthourgh!!!!!!?????? PLEASE

[PessimisticOutcomes]

YOURRRRRRRRRRRR BAAAAAACKK im so haooy i could cry omg, where were you?! :D

[ThePipoca77]

@PessimisticOutcomes he brocked his lung 3 times

[MISTtumbles]

I barfed a bit from laughing.

[AnnoyingBird100]

0:24 That's what I say every time I start a new game in something.

[slafaraminecraft]

im gonna pick up right were i left off... from the beginning LOLOLOLOL

[footboy827]

Barry Sanders reference <3

[fanofthetaker]

You get a prize if you hit me oh shit.... Ok you dont get a prize that was a lucly shot

[MindThatFool]

"You get a prize if you hit me" *gets hit* "fuck you you get no prize that was a lucky shot" hahahaha

[XxDeathFox0xX]

"I don't think there's any host, beverages, or snacks. Thats fucking false advertising"

LMFAO!!!!

[Azf12]

"Alright, So the adventure begins in the Titty On Chest"

- I just couldn't stop laughing.

[TheiiPodmini]

When i was 4 i think i had this for the sega dreamcast im not sure though

[CaptinBlameleSS]

"Come on hit me. It'll be like a Carnival game, you get a prize if you hit me.(1 half second later) *WHACK* Fuck you, you get no prize, that was a lucky shot. Everyone gets lucky shots!" XD laughed till i almost cried!

[Benjlmao1996]

@CaptinBlameleSS *everyone gets lucky sometimes, not 'everyone gets lucky shots', you fucking ugly prick

[Runebro12]

@Benjlmao1996 what the hells your problem.... he got a word wrong no need to get pissed off...

[mikesvampire]

@Benjlmao1996 Lol someone needs to calm the fuck down. Burn in hell diehard fans...

[Epicsauceality]

Fus ro dah

[Terrorstanius]

guys! this is not fake rlly!

i was refreshing a lot earlier

now look! it looks like future youtube or something!

i see my profile pic next to this comment

the like/dislike buttons are different!

holy shit everything is different!

[monkeyholeful]

@Terrorstanius ok so your telling us why?

[Terrorstanius]

@monkeyholeful idk i was bored

[Benderillo1996]

that's the best ending i ever saw ever

[Ibetyouwontlikeme]

I did the criss cross applesauce move... Just like Cr1tikal :D

[sob12121]

22 people cannot execute the criss cross rick ross technique

[Terrorstanius]

omfg.....stop quoting we watched the damn video!

[westlaxtillidie]

Criss cross applesauce maneuver

[springy11rb]

"Oh come on, it'll be like a carnival game, you get a prize if you hit me. ..... Fuck you. You get no prize." hahahaha

[Johnny99011]

Screw that homeless guy. You have the golden voice.

[MrMaski91]

Dude, You are single handedly the greatest person alive.

[coolAaron3]

Try roblox!

[LoLitzPenguin]

@coolAaron3 roblox is gay

[NewEnglandboy453]

@LoLitzPenguin fuck u its awsome

[LoLitzPenguin]

@NewEnglandboy453 Your like 12 you dont know what your talking about....

[coolAaron3]

@LoLitzPenguin What you know?

[coolAaron3]

@NewEnglandboy453 Ya it is!

[pimpdaddy1297]

@NewEnglandboy453 no its easily the gayest game made for the computer.

[TheD00mbr1ng3r]

Charge and blast..... lol

[jibb98]

lmfao so fucking funny he killed the sperm controlling godzilla thing right as he died and he lost lol

[TheLTEKIN]

This is the guy I watch whenever I'm sick. Helps regulate my nipples.

[FatFlobbySnickerDick]

@TheLTEKIN Yup. Im sick right now.

[RebeccaMaria94]

This dudes hilarious :)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA

[monkerjim]

you must play starfox 64

[HomecavePictures]

holy shit so many "ecks dees" in these comments

[GriefMachine]

@HomecavePictures I don't get it XD

[DiscoLuck]

I have 1 second plenty of time ample time time is up.

LOL

[BreatheForLove13]

"What? Game Over? Game, turn around!" XD

[invaderFACEx3]

i want Cr1TiKaL to play zelda.... like a nice N64 one :D

[LF2992]

What's up Cr1TiKaL it's everybody.

[thecurseofbloodthorn]

"if you hit me, you get a prize.....fuck you, you get no prize" XD

[Frestyl12]

It's funny because eminem has nothing to do with this video... And Eminem is probably the best rapper out there..

[Zarraka23]

"GAME TURN AROUND"XD aww the world of youtube missed you.

[gravesddd]

this game looks fun xD

[blakops4436]

whos better Eminem or Cr1TiKaL tell me

[FMicrowave]

@blakops4436 Cr1TiKaL

[Nickleo9]

@blakops4436 You really compare a white little rapping bitch with Cr1TiKaL?

[Snoobax]

@blakops4436 EM is just a little girl next to Cr1TiKal.

[tasiyah1]

@blakops4436 Cr1TiKaL doesnt rap and Em doesn't commentate... you cant really compare them lol

[blakops4436]

i wish hed play left 4 dead 2 that'd be fuckin awesome.

[Mewsevelt]

Cr1TiKaL should play "Mario Kills Tanooki"... XD

[loltizzle]

hes back in bussiness!

[stebbi94]

Pizza is something I really admire,

But touching my nipples is my true desire.

A small cheese pizza would be nice,

Touching my nipples with a block of ice.

[JoyOfBubbles]

Guys, don't ask him to show his face. He wont and I like how he has a secretive character.

[ccwlandarch]

Show ur face

[DMANOSU22]

"They told me i couldn't piss on a treadmill. Ooo and i just proved them all wrong!".

Best line of the video.

[BobbyBrown510andPro]

Can we see ur face plz

[magicminer407]

You are so...mellow in this one, maybe it's just me, but I like the more energized videos.

[sleeperSmArt1]

This game is Biased!!! rofl

[TheApocalypticStudio]

this starts off my day happy

[TAY141P]

He sound like the video store guy from family guy lmfao love your videos

[xecidex]

hahaha when the videos he made before when he came back around 2 weeks ago i thought he lost his touch buti no longer doubt as he is fuckin funnier than ever

[FlipTheDish]

Godzilla with a shield generator?

Aka, Asian's worst nightmare.

He must be asian...

[Itsthemailman]

"So Imma pick up right where I left off. From the beginning." LOLOL

[DeathlyScarecrow666]

"shit,i knew this day would come...the day when giant testicle bags attacked the earth..." lmao best line ever!

[VigilateProductions]

This guy is my hero

[MrBboyShox]

you should work for roosterteeth.

[juggggernaug]

@MrBboyShox

Cr1TiKaL works for no one.

[ExecutivePwnage]

The erection is imminent. Resistance is futile. XD

[4ever8bit]

@ExecutivePwnage that is the idea that they have yet to grasp.

[WrestlingFreak39]

Omg the ending i almost cried ref turn around wdf i should of won or at least got a draw

[bertini18]

critkal literally plays every game

[thejoeallan]

Either I won or it's a draw

[ajayaminpassi]

That was epic as Fuck at the end lol

[baseballking1a]

It's official. The old Cr1tikal is back!

[picneec13]

criss-cross apple sauce

[TheMediaPro]

LMFAO EITHER I WON OR ITS A DRAWN AAHAHA 

[smorepie]

well apperently gidzilla is a master of dark magic when hes not making movies

[flame2467]

I luv u kr1tical

[Hikarilover123]

"Referee, turn around! I killed him, he's dead!"

xD

[Greasfan24]

Nice

[stebbi94]

The ending was so intense my dick automatically wrapped it self in toilet paper and pretended to be a ghost.

[manomee1]

Add me as a friend on XL, xXEag1eEye10Xx

[TheRussianBear20]

@manomee1 why do yoou assume he's goin to add you? you're a random person on youtube.