01 The Bibleman Show (Big Big Book) Pt 1

[neil182sr]

Thank fuck i was raised in England, we never had this bullshit.

[psydroped]

oh man this is so pathetic

[didjargo]

06:59 "And I just thank you for their desire to be USED by you" (~._.`) Umm, perhaps not the best choice of words.

07:44 Oh, wow. I must be watching these backwards cuze every time I see him that costume gets cheaper and cheaper.

08:43 Yeah, that sounds like something God would say. And Bibleman actually agrees.

09:25 I think I can actually hear the rubber in his suit squeaking.

09:43 Awe Yeah! Shit just got real!

[biffenheimer]

Why is the girl squashed down in the center frame when the black and white frame is clearly undistorted? Fuck the factual and ethical problems, this is just shoddy production.

[shydogcatfat]

lol copyright? thats funny because this show isnt even worth 250k

[EmeraldView]

Ever found a book that tells you how "happy you'll be, dashing the little one's heads on the rocks" and watching them bleed, or how 'bout a book that is so extreme that "when a woman is raped, her rapist must marry her even if she disagrees"....

[PAC0SANCHEZ]

Great. Right side of audio is way too low. Also asian kid, with a bowl cut and huge glasses, and the black boy is the tallest.

[orbital151]

YAY FOR BRAIN WASHING OUR YOUTH!

[TheLoboFairchild]

I like the way people get into serious debates over something as retarded as this.

[Vengeance31]

Some call it the good book, some call it the word.

I call it self-deluded nonsense. Yeah, yeah I'm going to hell....Uhhhh huh. Can I go to Candyland on my way, or go visit Santa at the Northpole first?

[IBiteTheHandThatFed]

@Vengeance31 Hey you can join me in hell! I have a cave reserved next to a lava river, such a pretty view I hear....hahaha

[dimlight49]

Dude. I watched this allllll the time when I was a kid. NICE.

[saykni]

This made batman and robin look like inception...

[superhuman295]

@saykni HAHAHA!!!

[southy98]

And supposedly, this show managed to get even worse when they replaced Ames. Wrap your head around that.

[RetroVGamer]

Did this really brainwash kids into believing this crap?

[crazycrows1]

@lacraboy123 Are they Catholic?

[royallove23]

wow aint no one ever tell these kids that the so called good book is evil and the fake dead man on a stick doesn exist !

[RevJoshsFunhouse]

Wow, even they know their music sucks

[dangelo795]

@RevJoshsFunhouse  its because your not an actual christian you say that

[RevJoshsFunhouse]

@dangelo795 No, it's because they suck

[Beastkingzetta]

willy aimes go to real actin

[Beastkingzetta]

yes i pick good book its called watchmen..

LOL!!!

[CAnoobs111]

started with a musical..

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[bluebattleful]

BRAIN WASH!!!

[ElnAlter]

Rofl, i love how this was illegally posted

[Wingo94ish]

As Seen On: atheism

lol



[leksuli]

It's funny how there is an FBI WARNING on the beginning, like someone would actually want to distribute/copy this illegally.

[Tfotob]

what the fuck is this shit?

[IBiteTheHandThatFed]

Apart from the shitty script, shitty acting, shitty costumes, shitty idea, and hardcore deepthroating of religion, it was actually good for a few laughs.

[Ecoi1]

lol @ description

[evelsteev]

Why are they teaching these kids things that no one has evidence for? That's cruel.

[MsPandaRosa]

@evelsteev

No, it's cruel that BibleIdiot is teaching kids ANYTHING. If he had a show that said the world was round, I'd make certain my children would be alert for falling off the edge.

[teh0tak1n9]

this is soooo funnily retarded...

[firesage666]

lol..or course the black kid will be the dj....(also the sax man)

[dajenic]

i am now depressed

[dangdiggidydog]

Im really sorry but, this is so white

[ferretyluv]

I've read the Bible. It's not exciting in the least. If "And Isaac begat Jacob, and Jacob begat Esau..." is exciting to you.

"You will laugh and cry". What? This isn't the latest romantic comedy.

"And all of it true."

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[m2ggs]

Believe it or not in the end there's Bibleman fighting with sword and heavy metal will be playing. True story

[WFSW32]

I laughed all the way through....

And this 'good book'...

I believe I've watched the movie. LotR... right?

[rcguy69]

Christian children are such great actors.

[enrac5]

@5:30, isn't that 'Buddy' from Charles in Charge?

[DaftD0g]

@enrac5 Yeah, it's the same actor.

[figureoflight]

As far as stories ever told goes, I still like Game of Thrones better.

[redtopaz]

Meh. It's insipid and uninspired, but it's not really LOL-worthy bad, either. It's not the pure gold that the video game is, where you righteously run around trouncing, possibly killing, all those who don't share your beliefs. Nah. This is like watered-down Barney with some prayer and scripture tossed in. Hardly a real incentive to go atheist, but also not going to convert anyone anytime soon.

[xSurfinB1rdx]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[Writer2400]

eh i just watched it for the songs. and i only watched a few taps. but im no christian. I'm nutral. believe in the almighty man up stairs. but i dont believe in having to follow religion rules. trust me cus most of my family members are jehovah wittneses

[1DeathEater]

At 18 years old, I feel like watching Dora The Explorer when that song hitted.. I somewhat enjoy the show, but to be honest, you have to be a little kid again to watch this..

[MultiDenise36]

When I was a kid I thought bibleman was the best thing ever, but now what in the world was I watching.? The cheesy songs, horrible acting, and lame fight sequences. Its Retro Junk but hey what can I say they tried to make God cool. "Ah" the memories of the 90's

[Cheeta247]

@kohdok

I don't fully understand your question.

[Cheeta247]

Freaking shut up!!! Being a Christian is an amazing thing even if it's hard it's worth knowing that if you have no one to talk to or no one to trust you can always count on God. I wish you freakin anti-Christians would shut up and keep your stupid comments to yourself. I love God he's done many things and has brung many miracles into me and my families life. I'm a christian and am not afraid to stand up and say I love God.

-Sarah & probably Haven too.

[Kohdok]

@Cheeta247 Even though the bible says you're not supposed to?

[SpongyDoom]

I don't get why parents wants their children to read the bible... it's one of the most violent shit I've ever read

[twitchwillkillyou]

i feel obligated to watch this stoned.

[Mityman64]

This was the coolest crap when I was like 3

[DepletedUranium1]

Really? fucking really?!

[jackthayer]

yeah i was forced to watch this as kid..... i thought it was stupid.... i still do...

[CoachCamp73]

how can you be ashamed of being a Christian and still be a Christian? This is a children's show and it makes you laugh at Christians in general? If you were to watch something completely ridiculous, you'd be looking at all the godless, ignorant, drunkard people on jersey shore. This show has acting that even I can do better and yes, this is very very corny and I don't understand why they'd teach children about God this way. Just.. let kids watch spongebob... that stuff is still awesome

[bjloco79]

As a youngster, I was forced to go to church every Sunday by my mom. I remember in church, youth group and all of the other activities they would do there were always dumb corny things like this involved. I couldn't wait until I was old enough to get away from the church and as soon as I was 18 I ran. I do believe in God and try to live right but don't feel you should have to go to a place full of hypocrites and lairs each week. I know a lot of dirt on some of the so called Christians there.

[johauHAU]

@bjloco79 nice to know youre also brainwashed.

[flarekary]

@johauHAU

You don't have to be religious to believe in a 'god'. Don't try to give off your opinion as a fact.

[johauHAU]

@flarekary did i say you had to be religious?

[GAURON123]

@bjloco79

same here...

[snakebitgoat]

@bjloco79 so can't Christians make mistakes?

[SpiceBatty]

@snakebitgoat They can make mistakes.....thing is that most of them deny that they're doing so in the first place. :I

[dragonlover9000]

@bjloco79 good for you

[Christhefireshark]

yes, this is dumb. But it is aimed at kids. I think most full-grown Christians are smarter than this.

[javis88h]

is it wrong that I was watching porn while waiting for this to load?

[rayof2k]

I can't wait for Bibleman VS Phoenix Jones!

[Totalwar476]

:01 haha the power of youtube

[LesAndTristanVideos]

i am very christian, but to be honest, this makes the religion look retarded

[TheDaringAtheist]

@LesAndTristanVideos thats cos u and your religion are retarded

[LesAndTristanVideos]

@TheDaringAtheist i can see that by your username asshole

[lordtyp0]

@LesAndTristanVideos Interesting: In many cases I would assert religion itself makes religion look retarded.

[TurnForeverYouAndMe]

@lordtyp0 lul I enjoy that statement

[MrPapempo]

@LesAndTristanVideos Becuse your religion is retarded! Burning bush in the dumbest part of the world in the bronze age is proof enough? :)

[johauHAU]

@LesAndTristanVideos deep inside it is retarded, this is what i had to watch as a child all of my days.

[shinkashank]

@LesAndTristanVideos so does the bible

[FickEntupp]

@LesAndTristanVideos

Religion is almost as retarded as this..

[MajinVegeto89]

@LesAndTristanVideos that's because religion IS retarded

[Akhotnik]

@LesAndTristanVideos I'm afraid it's retarded with or without this ridiculous video.

[christianlegoguy14]

7:38 It's not halloween yet kid lol

[townofed]

Is this real?

[tripdefect87]

@townofed Sadly, yes

[mchotwheel]

Bibleman's cool. I love the show. <3

[HaloSpartanG13]

Someone needs to send this to EverythingIsTerrible.

[arrielfim]

No way... I clicked because I thought it was a satire of some sort... But it is much more fun realizing the show it is actually meant to give a message... These kids must be haunted now in their adulthood by the memories of doing something that silly...

[king666nothing]

Just like the bible this show is amazingly ridiculous.

[philipbabb]

These kids are bi-polar, their first song was good by children's christian music standards, yet they say it will suck. In the song they say the bible entirely true and has stories of lands unexplored. Now how can that work? How can there be documented accounts of real events that take place somewhere that people havn't been? One of many biblical contradictions. So cheezy, yet it has an appeal.

[temojs]

i thought it was a myth

[TOElinda]

God's probably up there saying nice lamo show kids

[headwhop26]

lol these kids had never read the bible at this point

[TheLoboFairchild]

BLASPHEMY

[henriwi]

shittttttttttttttttttttt

[tonytigeer]

damm bible man makes Aquaman awesome !!!!! But watching this shows you pay a price!!!!!!

[unicornXfart]

so...much...terrible... i think most kids that watched this show turned atheist later... i know I did!

[whitesquirrel7]

@unicornXfart

any sane person would turn atheist after watching this stuff,

just as they would after properly reading the bible or qu'ran

[Mikedagraaff]

So what is this ''good book'' they sing about? I first thought about the bible, but that's more about an angry desert god which orders its followers to commit genocide, tells them to attempt murder on their kids and turns people into saltpillars.

Or meaby they refer to that part about that Jesus guy? Who lets his followers leave their families behind just to follow him? Or who tells you to burn in hell forever for not believing in him?

[whitesquirrel7]

children and the bible

the girl in the yellow top is defying the OT

she is wearing more than one type of clothing material

and trousers - a male garment

the penalty for both is stoning to death

and the boy is wearing glasses and the OT clearly states that anyone with defect of body may not approach the altar of the lord

[whitesquirrel7]

shows the contrast with Islam though

if the programme where about the quran the kids would all be trying on suicide vests and doing AK 47 firing practice

[Pooknottin]

@whitesquirrel7 ah, no... sadly not.

[Pooknottin]

I love Bibleman because he has a big, purple helmet.

[whitesquirrel7]

fail to see any connection between this silly american stuff and one of the most evil and digusting books ever published

[Pooknottin]

@whitesquirrel7 It's devivative.

[whitesquirrel7]

@Pooknottin

do you mean derivative

or literally de-vivative - as in destructive of life

[Pooknottin]

@whitesquirrel7

Both would apply to be honest. Meme, or destructive concept - they're both in the same league.

[MrThePandaman]

I remember watching this as a kid in sunday school. Before being exposed to other religions (I'm still Christian but now I'm tolerant and all that jazz) this was my favourite superhero (until my newspaper started printing spiderman comics).

[AddisonKarevGleek]

Rambled.... :S

[AddisonKarevGleek]

Don't like gay people really annoy me, because everyone is human and you can't help who you fall in love with. Why would anyone 'chose' to be gay, If horrid people make their lives a misery? Those people are basically saying "you're gay, so obviously you'll go to hell and your life will suck because you're a sinner."

And most of the Bible is just full of common sense: Do not murder, don't steal and don't commit adultery. --- those are just things that you should do, Christian or not.

Sorry I ra

[Pooknottin]

@AddisonKarevGleek

'Don't like idiots, but I guess we all have our limits''.

Here - you fall in love with people not concepts of furniture (trust a 'human' on this).

[AddisonKarevGleek]

@Pooknottin i've said nothing against God. so i dont see what youre problem is if you're christian. I just dont like the christians who say all gays and people who make mistakes with go to hell. its not right.... But from people's comments, and your YouTube channel, other people aren't that keen on you either. So im not going to get angry over what you say.

[AddisonKarevGleek]

I have nothing against Christians or Atheists. I'm quite young and so I haven't really 'made up my mind' about God yet. God is a nice thought though, and there are moments when things happen and I truly think something, a force of some kind, is all around us; but not necessarily a God. Then again, SOME Christians take the Bible way to literally. If God loves everyone and forgives them of their sins, why does it say whoever doesn't believe in him will go to hell? Those 'orthodox' christians who

[rolandinthecaves]

brb satanism

[CODsaint665]

this confirms that there is no god

[Listerfiend57]

Thus us terrible. I'm not talking about it in any religious context. More the standards of a show in general. The acting is mediocre at best, the shots are weak and uninspired and I've seen high school films with better production value.

[mrsoultwister]

fuck yea i found this shit finally

[skippydeenice]

haha anyone who calls it the "Good Book" never read the old testament

[imortal22]

They should have bleeped out all those instances of "Dog Gone", that kid should really watch his language,

[FlashByNature]

Oh Mike and Jay, your choice of video never fails to entertain

[cnhuaipi]

i love biblemen

[3nails3days1way]

The haters of this video are showing their intolerance. It is campy & silly just like the Batman or green hornet tv shows on purpose. In the series, there is lots of parody, very good comedians [especially Drool & the Wacky Protestor]. We are tired of your trash talk saying you are tolerant when you are so intolerant. You hate God & truth so you can live the way you want; you rail against Him to try to convince yourself He's not real but your actions betray your fear & guilt.

[Wezzipooh]

@3nails3days1way No-one fears a made up beardy-man in the sky. Only you.

[3nails3days1way]

@Wezzipooh Have no idea what a beardy-man in the sky is. Sounds like a mythical god someone made up. If you are talking about the God of the Bible, you've been given a warped idea.

[Wezzipooh]

@3nails3days1way All gods are made up. Doesnt matter how hard you believe it.

[3nails3days1way]

@Wezzipooh Doesn't matter how hard to try to believe--something [creation] cannot come from nothing. There is no such thing in nature, in life, in the real world. Only God existed eternally. Only the philosophy & theology of the Bible makes sense of life.

[Wezzipooh]

@3nails3days1way No scientist thinks that the universe came from nothing. Look it up.

[3nails3days1way]

@Wezzipooh But where did that "stuff" come from? Where did life come from? And bigger yet, And, where did consciousnesses come from? Had to be a beginning somewhere. I've read Darwin, Gould, and others. The explanations make no sense; nothing we observe fits.

[Wezzipooh]

@3nails3days1way Why is consciousness the biggest question?

[dididiiproductions]

@3nails3days1way Okay A. disliking this show is not being intolerant, its an opinion, I dislike this show because its bad, but on top of that it is (imo) christian propaganda. There are good christian shows, Im an atheist and I love Veggietales, because even though i dont agree with its religious views, it is a well written show thats entertaining and teaches good values, this is just a poor show made to endorse a religion. B. saying that are beliefs are wrong is intollerant in it of itself.

[3nails3days1way]

@dididiiproductions I admit this first episode is really bad. They had to start somewhere. However, I've referred to later ones which are, as I said, a lot like Batman TV Show.

[93tomb]

@3nails3days1way I can't hate something if I don't believe it exists; that would be stupid.

[3nails3days1way]

@93tomb I've debated with a lot of atheists who spill out hate like crazy to God even though they claimed to not believe in Him. They spend hours daily in their hate. A wasted life.

[alexander3062]

do u people seriously have nothing better to do than hate on a show for little kids that teaches about god, i hate when people watch videos just so they can badmoth something, its so stupid, if your not a christian, fine! just don't be a dick to the people that are!

[lildread1]

I love how everyone dresses so genderless, ohhh it's so fun watching religion make fun of itself.

[DBAViking]

Every time you post a copyrighted video on YouTube GOD KILLS A KITTEN!!!!!!!

[Romulan64]

Same with Star Trek; granted, due to a low budget, it was a little dull, but if you can look past that, it had good characterization and raised good moral questions. Starting TMP, it got really awesome, as 6 TV shows (TOS, TAS, TNG, DS9, VOY, ENT) and 11 movies (as of 2009) were made. Bibleman got better after a few ACTUAL episodes were made. They got better special effects, plotlines, and characterization as time went on. Besides, this was 1995, when a bunch of low-budget crap was all over the

[Romulan64]

If there's one thing I hate, it's hypocritical non-Christians condemning us Christians over stupid things. Besides, this was just a pilot episode; granted, a bit corny, but they got good starting around The Fiendish Works of Dr. Fear. And for the last freakin' time, we're not homophobes, for Pete's sake!!! I have gay, lesbian, and bisexual friends, and I will always be nice to them, but I do not support their lifestyle in any way and will oppose their violent activist groups like ACT UP and The

[lildread1]

@Romulan64

"Hey guys I have SO MANY GAY FRIENDS!!"

also no one is "condemning" Christians we are just fed up with its bullshit and its forceful thrust into our political system.

[atticusproductions1]

the bible says stealing is wrong, your going to hell for posting this.

[seethecow123]

I'd like to meet these kid's parents and find out what kind of crazy fucktards they are.

[Entsetzen1984]

I'm so tired of people fagging up the Bible like this.

[zetanato]

Is it ironic that this is made by religious crazies but their "hero" is a guy who wears purple and has a motif that looks like an upside-down triangle?

[ResettisReplicas]

Willie, you've fallen a long long way from Charles In Charge.

[padawanangelo]

This is the gayest shit I've ever seen. When will people realize, just cuz it's religious, doesn't mean it has to be gay.

[TheSmashedController]

WESTLY!!



[Haergrim]

Yes, this is how ALL religious people would like to see themselves as affecting culture nowadays : by bringing a failed Batman/Luke Skywalker to the fore.... No wonder more and more people take us for idiots...

[evilgenius911]

"i thank you for their desire to be used by you"

uuummm....ya....

that's not eerie...

[mrbobmanbob]

The book of judges, chapter 11.

Adventure and mystery and shit. Suuuure.

[subfighter316]

THIS IS THEFT!!! IT'S A SIN!!! IRONY!

[perdidoenamor]

Those purple tights have gotta itch....

[botofogo8]

@Bolwheaties You do know that this was made in the 90s so for when it came out it was up to date. Also, if most of the people watching this stuff arent Christians then why are you even watching? I don't see the point. Stop complaining about it when you are the one looking it up to watch it. Plus, how many kids shows aren't corny or seem ridiculous to adults, try very few...

[lildread1]

@botofogo8

Us non-Christians watch it to mock it and laugh at the stupidity of Christians.

[TheOsaka1337]

@lildread1 Oh believe me, us christians sometimes mock these shows too (though sometimes the worst an most cheezy stuff is what you can't stop watching). This and a number of shows from 90s, 80s, 70s, 60s that make eyes twitch, try watching the first american version of power rangers.

[artist203lover]

@lildread1 haters gonna hate. god bless you<3

[ElCapatainAndJT]

Truly the most hilararious show of all time

[BrightPianist117]

And they all grew up to be homophobic pricks. the end.

[jimmyassclown69]

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE MILES FIGHT ALL OF THOSE CHILREN AT ONCE... TO THE DEATH!!!

[Bolwheaties]

Why does Christian shit always look ten years behind? Guess that's better than their literature being 2000 years behind. BTW, I spanked my turtleneck dick to the girl that starts off the singing after the racially-diversifying black child turns on the music.

[MahMahAfro3000]

The people who made this show would all burn in hell, if there was such a place...

[MrRazzeldazzel88]

why does the asian kid always wear glasses....

[heyheyhey280]

" God's probably sittin up there and saying, 'Nice lame-o show, kids.' "

[swincnik]

THE DESIRE TO BE USED BY YOU ?!?! WTF???!?

[smaakjeks]

@swincnik

Yeah, ew.

[xASYxLUMx]

This was painful to watch. Going to commit suicide now. Goodbye world.

[whitesquirrel7]

@xASYxLUMx

really suicide ?

maybe we should start a new movement called BABB [ bothered about bible book]

[xASYxLUMx]

@whitesquirrel7 I love satan!