Last Week

[Ruin3rGirl]

lol idk what it is about you...your mood is contagious. you laugh, i laugh...you get annoyed, i get annoyed. its weird lol.

always enjoy your vids. rlly like your new glasses too.

hope life is treating you good kong, take care.

[citizenkong]

@Ruin3rGirl

Thank you. Its good to see you here in the comments.

Those glasses are just my cheap readers.

Things are looking up. I hope things are good with you as well.

[frankothemountain]

F thumbs

[citizenkong]

@frankothemountain

If it really bothered me I would turn them off.

[TheMeltinResponse]

You're in the traffic a lot then I take it. Don't people ride bikes since it takes a shorter time probably?

[citizenkong]

@TheMeltinResponse

San Diego is not as bad as L.A.

The West coast is built for the automobile. You've gotta be hardcore to do everything on bicycle.

[TheMeltinResponse]

@citizenkong I know Sacramento is built around the car and so is L.A. Portland is the main one trying to live alternatively and sometimes the traffic is bad there too, but they attempt it anyhow and do have transportation. Seattle I'd say is built 80% around the car and 20% on bikes depending on what part of the city you're in or something like that.

[livelifealwaystoo]

glasses

[citizenkong]

@livelifealwaystoo

Just a cheap pair of readers.

[GuyfellaIllene]

my god this video sucks balls

[citizenkong]

@GuyfellaIllene

Lambi asked me to back off and yet I see you are still talkin smack, here and other places.

[TrannyPettyX]

Short and Sweet and Fezless..? Those glasses are cool but your black glasses are much more Big Bang Theory-ish sexy. Looking forward to meeting you if and when I ever make it to San Diego. <33 Grace

[citizenkong]

@TrannyPettyX

Oh my! You think nerdy types can be sexy. My kind of woman.

[thesleazyweasel]

By the way kong. I asked you a question in last weeks Fez Night that I really wanted an answer to:

"What is the modern equivalent of a witch?"

Please respond. I'm dying to know!

[thesleazyweasel]

A little bit about me (Trivia):

Thespacemonkeyist character is partially inspired by "Borat: Cultural learnings of America for make benefit glorious nation of Kazakhstan"

If I am asked whether I am gay I will usually deny it with a justification that is extremely gay.

Borat: "You mean that the two men who shoved a large plastic arm up my ass were gay?"

Thespacemonkeyist: "No I am not gay! The dick I was sucking was my own!"

[TheMeltinResponse]

They say Los Angeles is the densest city in the USA believe it or not.

The thing I hear is the drivers there are typically good, but the traffic makes it unbearable for many.

[citizenkong]

@TheMeltinResponse I've been stuck in LA traffic. It's mostly bumper to bumper, that moves or bumper to bumper that hardly moves, seven days a week, twenty-four hours a day. Well, I do exaggerate a little.

[thesleazyweasel]

Kong, Kong, Kong

What are you doing?

I told you specifically ... TWICE .... DO NOT ENCOURAGE ME!

By acknowledging my existence you are treading the dangerous path of encouragement. DO NOT RESPOND TO ANY OF MY COMMENTS. You do so at your own peril!!!

You realize that your insolence cannot go unpunished! You have insulted my honor!

Now I will have to destroy your psyche!!

Beware Kong. You don't know when I'll strike next! 3:42 this morning? Next week?

BTW, how's your blood pressure?

[thesleazyweasel]

Yeah! Fez night ..... NOT!

[citizenkong]

@thesleazyweasel

This is not Fez Night, yes.

[citizenkong]

@Mhabalzizhari

And a good thought. The industry needs incentives and pressure or else it would never move in the right direction.

They fought like hell against seat belts. Seatbelts?!!

[guyfellasroommate]

You need to wear a rug. Spacemonkeyist is Andi.

[citizenkong]

@guyfellasroommate

I will never wear a toupee, unless it is for a film role. I will go grey and bald. It's only natural.

andy is not that original.

[guyfellasroommate]

@citizenkong Women don't like baldies dude. Get a rug. It'll help your chances in gettin sum.

[citizenkong]

@guyfellasroommate

Nothing more pathetic than a man trying to hide his baldness with a wig.

Do you really know what women want, andy?

[guyfellasroommate]

@citizenkong you look pathetic so it cant get worse

[citizenkong]

@guyfellasroommate

You look worse, andy.

[guyfellasroommate]

@citizenkong ever try lookn in a mirror without one breaking?

[citizenkong]

@guyfellasroommate

That joke is as old as you, andy.

[GuyfellaSuperHero]

@citizenkong your the joke

[citizenkong]

@GuyfellaSuperHero

No you are, andy.

Old and stale.

[CitizenDucky]

@citizenkong Not my Sock

[CitizenDucky]

@citizenkong not my sock either.. you are just pulling the old trolling 101.

[ginothehitman4]

Oh yea almost forgot gotta go over to the mens warehouse and shoot the prick that forgot my cuff links in my tux kit....may need bail money gotta gangster slap this prick.luckly i borrowed a set from my best man....gunna stomp me some ass !...Gino

[citizenkong]

@ginothehitman4

Well if that was the biggest snag, things went went pretty good.

Good to see you back.

[ginothehitman4]

I'm back.......gotta wedding ring on......won bucks at da casino pa pa pa party.....gotta un-pack and sleep.....if ya get a chance call me mid week and let me know how your doin and if ya gunna do a fez next week.....hope all is well.....Gino

[bobomcgraw]

I love hearing my name, it confirms my existence.

I had some sort of smoked cheese once, it wasn't bad.

I think it may have been an acquired taste.

Hmm, new season of Doctor Who starting up soon, I'm looking forward to that.

Did you ever see the episode where he was trapped in a 'tour bus' with the woman who repeated what people said?

[citizenkong]

@bobomcgraw

Having one's existence confirmed is always good.

The type of cheese that was smoked is also an important factor as is the type of wood being smoldered.

I saw the preview on a BBC America commercial for the new Dr. Who season. It looks very good. I was already a big fan of Alex Kingston and now Karen Gillan. Too bad it may be a long time before it is available on NetFlix. Yes, the episode where a creature was possessing a passenger. It was different, but very good.

[bobomcgraw]

@citizenkong I loved what I gather was the central message, that humanity is a hairs breadth away from hysteria.

It's like The Joker from Batman, he claims the only thing that stands between a normal person and someone like him is one bad day.

[cisjohn2616]

You ever had smoked herring filets?....Really delicious on whole grain crackers and very healthy...All that omega 3 stuff !

[citizenkong]

@cisjohn2616

I have only had kippered herring, which I love. I would love to try smoked herring in it's more original form.

[cisjohn2616]

@citizenkong ....They also have a golden smoked kippered herring that is awesome but hard to find...

[citizenkong]

@cisjohn2616

I want some!

[elbrookman]

it was not a screw up to mention my name......think how many times you have appeared in my vids or mentioned or poked at.....the liberal and the conservative...i remember the smog in LA...i propose just what is happening..auto manufactures are producing PZEV (partial zero emission vehicles) ...and if you keep a car more than 10 years you are more than likely a Mexican illegal and should be deported with the car...solving both the immigration and emission problem..hehe..damn republicans are smart

[citizenkong]

@elbrookman

Oh yes, I was buried on the side of the road, my head on a platter, etc.

Whether I mention you on Fez Night has become a running gag, I'll admit.

The auto industry's improvements in emissions was due in a very large part to California's strict standards.

Your solution reminds me of my proposal to house the homeless in abandoned cars.

Solving two problems simultaneously.

With your idea we could also eliminate Walmart's consumer base.

Too bad about the Concours d'Elegance.

[elbrookman]

@citizenkong ...you forgot the kong un invited...or dis invited vid.....the courtship of el moley's father vid....and many many more.....and i would have thought you would have liked being portrayed as the meal for the last supper painting......best laugh in the painting.

[CitizenDucky]

I think it's a hoot that you blame all your thumb downs on me .. Because I'm the only person around here that dislikes you right? Because I'm the only person you ever rag on in your fez nights right? Because I'm the only person you block on your channel right? It's all me.. not a possibility it could be some of the other people you piss off regularly? Not a Possibility your decline in popularity is because of the troll status your channel has become. Such ego only Andi thumbs u down. Hahaha

[citizenkong]

@CitizenDucky

And yet another andy sock. Thanks for helping me make my point.

No one else makes the same effort as you.

As far as my popularity? I started out doing political vlogs and was even more unpopular back then.

The number of views on Fez Night are as good or better than they have ever been.

[CitizenDucky]

@citizenkong

Are you saying you don't have socks? If I have so many socks why would I have to make a new one just to comment on your constant ragging on me..because you have blocked all the others? Got any proof it's me doing your thumbs down.Nobody makes as much effort as you do to constantly hate on me as you do. There is a saying every time a bell rings an Angel gets it's wings with you every time you hate on me old Ilene has an orgasm.The only point you constantly prove is U R a Hypocrite

[citizenkong]

@CitizenDucky

I have admitted many times that I have used a sock on occasion. You need to pay closer attention.

For once can we two have an argument without you dragging Ilene into this?

And really. Can you say that you have never gave my videos multiple thumbs down?

[CitizenDucky]

@citizenkong

Yep I can honestly say I don't give your videos multiple thumbs down. I'm the one who said logging into socks just to give a video more thumbs down only raises the view count. You stole that from me.I'm not giving your video any extra views now just to reply to your comments to me. I book mark the view all comments page to comment back to your replies to me. You only get a view if the video plays.

[citizenkong]

@CitizenDucky

I stole that from you? As if you were the only one that could figure that out???

Thanks for confirming in my mind just what type of person I am dealing with.

[CitizenDucky]

@citizenkong Oh well if it's just in your mind what do I have to worry about ? hahaha..

[citizenkong]

@CitizenDucky

If you don't care what I think, then why are you here?

[citizenkong]

@CitizenDucky

That should be, " never given ".

[EsotericOccultist]

We'll let you off the hook this time but we want a fez night next week for sure.

[citizenkong]

@EsotericOccultist

We shall see. Things are going to be a bit rough on Kong Island in the coming months.

[LouieArrighi]

CK, don't pretend you know shit about economics. I went to Mises Institute on youtube and all I can say that you are a defender of the nanny state. Go educate yourself and read about Austrian economics, and set yourself free. (just kidding, but I'd love to have my comment highlighted) you're the coolest

[citizenkong]

@LouieArrighi

You should have seen my jaw drop. Good one.

This one deserve a mention on my next video.

[LouieArrighi]

@citizenkong LMAO. yes, I get a mention. I have that in my head because it gets posted to me. I think it's a cut and paste deal.

[LouieArrighi]

so much for no Fez night. the only thing you did differently is that you didn't don the Fez

[citizenkong]

@LouieArrighi

It was a lot shorter too.

Maybe wearing the Fez makes me talk more?

[angie112277]

I hope you get to feeling better. Thanks for the shout out!! ♥

[citizenkong]

@angie112277

You're welcome Angie. I'm almost over my cold.

[misterwobblehead]

did you get new glasses? how big id your penis? will you block me? am I in the spirit of the law? are you? am i annoying you? do you dislike, possibly hate me? Hydr0 is the man

[citizenkong]

@misterwobblehead

Jerk.

[misterwobblehead]

@citizenkong I am employed as a Soda Jerk!