@kenfo0 I'm kinda disappointed with your statement about our generation. I get straight A's in school and got a 100 on my Honors Biology all year. Thats tough shit I wanna see you try you fucking prick
@xxxAnimeCuppycakexxx you homos always have "dick" on your minds. 3yr olds imitating this is not funny, nor interesting. The next generation of degenerate retards is being raised. My guess is you are one, and the 3 yr old, while more sensible than you for now, will end up far worse. Now shove off and get your shit squared away, shitbrick.
I went to my favorite CD store, the owner said "You come here all the time, here's one for free." I said "Maaaan. This ain't no CD. This is Kesha!" So I took it and threw it ON THE GROUND!
At the hospital with my so-called wife. She hands me a bundle, says it's my son. I said "Maaan, that ain't my son, that is a blanket." I threw it on the GROUND!!!!
@IkklThePickle m&m's are round too idiot, you must be thinking of peanut m&m's... and Im watching it on a 36 inch screen, there are blue and I dont see any purple at all.
@bouldercreekin "Round" as in "spherical". M&Ms don't roll like that. Also, this is a video on youtube that was obviously recorded off of another screen with a camera. As such, the video and color quality is so unbelievably shitty that watching it on your 36" screen will make it shittier. Watching a higher-quality version reveals that they are, in fact, skittles.
I'm not sure why I just wasted time typing this. You most likely don't even care.
@IkklThePickle I take it back - you don't even need to watch a higher-quality version. It should still be blatantly obvious from this one. The only blue visible comes from the broken glass.
@Potatoes0nIce Some poser hands me a skittle wrapper at Starbucks, so I said, "Maaaaaaan, what I look like a garbage can?!" TASTE THE RAINBOW TO THE GROUND!!!!
This video made me JIZZ IN MY PANTS in JAPAN while i was ON A BOAT with JACK SPARROW then THE CREEP took my TURTLENECK AND CHAIN right AFTER THE PARTY then i called my friend and told him I JUST HAD SEX.
Best video ever!! My dad actually threw my iPod on the ground while singing this and had to repay me!! Still waiting... Thanx alot dad I'm gonna throw u on the ground... MAN!
did anyone know that when the thing is loading and the loading circle is in the middle, if u press the down key, u'll play a game? =D dead serious. try it, i did it by mistake and am now occupied....
Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party. What do you want me to do with this? Eat it? HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND! I THREW THE REST OF THE CAKE TOO! Welcome to the real world JACKASS!
"man this ain't my dad! This is a cell phone! I threw it on the ground! What d'you think I'm stupid!? I ain't a part of the system! My dads not a fone! DUH!" LMAO! Best part besides "HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 THE GROUND!"
I throw rest of cake too HAHAHAHAHHAHAH
DjemicaJbt 6 months ago
i broke the replay button
videogamelovers8561 6 months ago
I love how at 0:45, the lady is stealing hot dogs.
Sandfire75 6 months ago
I remember seeing this "new" on SNL - it was SO funny, easily as good as "Dick in a Box"... Happy birthday to the GROUND!
shmuli9 6 months ago
DUDE I THINK THAT HOLLYWOOD PHONY #1 WAS FRODO FROM LORD OF THE RINGS!
yesyes561 6 months ago
@yesyes561 yep, that's elijah wood and ryan reynolds
roygbivcolorless 6 months ago
@roygbivcolorless Man, those aren't Elijah and Ryan. This is a video! I'm not part of your system! Elijah and Ryan are not a video! DUH!
Doryphoroi 6 months ago
if the cell phone was his dad then he was being touched inapropro
kreitz97 6 months ago
Ryan renolds
slowrider1978 6 months ago
Maaaaann this ain't my dad, this is a cell phone!
anikid0392 7 months ago 2
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
RooKzaR 7 months ago
haha Ryan Renoylds is the shit! Elijah's evil laugh is just priceless!
chltmdwp 7 months ago 2
Seeing Elijah Woods and Ryan Reynolds made this XD
666MetalMatt 7 months ago
29 people should be thrown on the GROUND!!!
mannyjulien 7 months ago
He Just Went To The Table Ruined There Dinner so um GROUND!!!
mannyjulien 7 months ago
@DondeBano you forgot to mentin that you JUST HAD SEX in a 3-WAY!
Tadrith420 7 months ago
29 peoples dad is theri cell phone
trioxyz7 7 months ago
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Tilda1Tilda1 7 months ago
What the hell? I would of took Elijah Woods autograph and Green queerbates
TaylorJoye 7 months ago
Some poser hands me some cake at a birthday party. What you want me to do with this, eat it? Lol
TheReeLxSquad 7 months ago
hot dog guy looks like Mr sark
deathkeeper2247 7 months ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!!!
videogamelovers8561 7 months ago 5
@videogamelovers8561 my fave part
purplecoconutKP 7 months ago
Does nobody own a DVR and a way to transfer it to PC? Damn shitty camera uploads, although this is the best one.
Freeisme 7 months ago
Best quality of this video:
/watch?v=Ynq-HZQpxIY&feature
FastDuntLie 7 months ago
That is way too much pride.
209twitch 7 months ago
Elijah Wood!!!
6from9lover1616 7 months ago
Maybe They painted them? I win! :P lol
Potatoes0nIce 7 months ago
wat is th system
mzbabydollable 7 months ago
Better quality
/watch?v=Ynq-HZQpxIY
FastDuntLie 7 months ago
So intense. @_@
ChuckTrebloc 7 months ago
1:28 IS SO FUNNY LOOK AT HIS FACE! :)
AlleyKatKid 7 months ago
@kenfo0 I'm kinda disappointed with your statement about our generation. I get straight A's in school and got a 100 on my Honors Biology all year. Thats tough shit I wanna see you try you fucking prick
YayMe1232 7 months ago
Did he throw a boiled goose on the ground at 1:55?
lolchi89 7 months ago
wow can't believe 27 people ARE a part of the system.
Seguris 7 months ago
you people don't even get the bigger joke contained in the vid, and that's sad.
kenfo0 7 months ago
My 3 year cousin sings this all the time, its so funny
xxxAnimeCuppycakexxx 7 months ago
@xxxAnimeCuppycakexxx and that's what's wrong with America now....
kenfo0 7 months ago
@kenfo0 Don't be a dick, man
xxxAnimeCuppycakexxx 7 months ago
@xxxAnimeCuppycakexxx you homos always have "dick" on your minds. 3yr olds imitating this is not funny, nor interesting. The next generation of degenerate retards is being raised. My guess is you are one, and the 3 yr old, while more sensible than you for now, will end up far worse. Now shove off and get your shit squared away, shitbrick.
kenfo0 7 months ago
@kenfo0 1. don't gays into this, asshole
2. I thought it was fucking hilarious
3. Quit being a cunt
4. I'm 14, and you are what...some 40 year old douche?
5. Eat shit and die, Have a nice day! :D
xxxAnimeCuppycakexxx 7 months ago
@xxxAnimeCuppycakexxx XD dont BRING gays into this
xxxAnimeCuppycakexxx 7 months ago
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@xxxAnimeCuppycakexxx thanks for proving my point, dipshit.
kenfo0 7 months ago
@xxxAnimeCuppycakexxx weabo
TehWench 7 months ago
i love how he comes out of no where and tips over their table :) hahahaha
tiny9693 7 months ago
the poser line always gets me!!
chushiwashere 7 months ago
sasa ka bugok!
AmielAyson 7 months ago
@autobot500 LOL the whole time I've been watching this vid, I always thought he was saying "put that garbage in another man's face"
michiru95 7 months ago
1:28 look at his face :P
AlleyKatKid 7 months ago
does anyone know who plays the "so-called girlfriend"
Atrophy90210 8 months ago
26 people are part of the system
allylovesskittles 8 months ago 4
26 ppl got tazered in the butthole over and over
fdeleon002 8 months ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND !!!
fdeleon002 8 months ago 3
My dads not a phooooone!
GoddesOfMetal 8 months ago
GROUND!
chafilkins7 8 months ago
Its a good thing he didnt throw a capri sun.
rnhussey 8 months ago 2
I wonder what system hes talking bout'. Hes probably talkin bout Sarah Palins system...which is a system of pregnant children.
truedat675 8 months ago
I went to my favorite CD store, the owner said "You come here all the time, here's one for free." I said "Maaaan. This ain't no CD. This is Kesha!" So I took it and threw it ON THE GROUND!
jubbles23 8 months ago
minecraft crashed SO I THREW IT ON THE GROUND
MrTheworm88 8 months ago
FINALLY! The actual video! XD
EccentricSage 8 months ago
I want ryan reynolds' autograph...
itsthelolocaust 8 months ago
Happy Birthday to the ground!!! Effin LMAO
gigmi6 8 months ago 3
I was watching videos on Youtube, but then they started buffering! I said "Screw you windows!" so I took my laptop, and threw it on the GROOOOOUND
IdesOfAutumn2 8 months ago
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jubbles23 8 months ago
LMAO HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND :D
fdeleon002 8 months ago
im an adult!!!
daisynicole656 8 months ago
"I threw it on the ground" "happy birthday to the ground!"
MegaTank102 8 months ago 2
His "so-called" Girlfriend is hot :)
ShadowXSegaXx 8 months ago
my mom was acting like she was getting tazed in the butthole when she saw this thats how funny this video was too her
To0DamAx 8 months ago
you fail find a better version
shanemaxwell100 8 months ago
If u like this sketch check out the sequel just type in Tobuscus threw it on the ground it is hilarious PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO HIM
alanis789 8 months ago
welcome to the real world jackass!!
creephanger 8 months ago
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At the hospital with my so-called wife. She hands me a bundle, says it's my son. I said "Maaan, that ain't my son, that is a blanket." I threw it on the GROUND!!!!
TheBIueTeam 8 months ago
Ryan Reynolds and Elijah Woods FTW.
clinton7861 8 months ago 2
the "poser" verse always cracks me up!
chicobrocolis 8 months ago 4
I can't believe he threw skittles! That's sad...
Potatoes0nIce 8 months ago 48
@Potatoes0nIce
I think they were M&Ms. so it's okay.
Lol
BboyTev007 8 months ago
@Potatoes0nIce they were m&m's... no brown skittles.
bouldercreekin 7 months ago
@bouldercreekin
Obviously purple skittles....
cymbalxirie290 7 months ago
@cymbalxirie290 Yeah. The fact that they're much rounder and that there aren't any blue pieces is also a tip-off.
IkklThePickle 7 months ago
@IkklThePickle m&m's are round too idiot, you must be thinking of peanut m&m's... and Im watching it on a 36 inch screen, there are blue and I dont see any purple at all.
bouldercreekin 7 months ago
@bouldercreekin "Round" as in "spherical". M&Ms don't roll like that. Also, this is a video on youtube that was obviously recorded off of another screen with a camera. As such, the video and color quality is so unbelievably shitty that watching it on your 36" screen will make it shittier. Watching a higher-quality version reveals that they are, in fact, skittles.
I'm not sure why I just wasted time typing this. You most likely don't even care.
IkklThePickle 7 months ago
@IkklThePickle I take it back - you don't even need to watch a higher-quality version. It should still be blatantly obvious from this one. The only blue visible comes from the broken glass.
IkklThePickle 7 months ago
@Potatoes0nIce Some poser hands me a skittle wrapper at Starbucks, so I said, "Maaaaaaan, what I look like a garbage can?!" TASTE THE RAINBOW TO THE GROUND!!!!
kooliokiwi 6 months ago 5
@kooliokiwi no
husky7876 6 months ago
Tazing my butthole? Wow sounds like a party
To0DamAx 8 months ago
This video made me JIZZ IN MY PANTS in JAPAN while i was ON A BOAT with JACK SPARROW then THE CREEP took my TURTLENECK AND CHAIN right AFTER THE PARTY then i called my friend and told him I JUST HAD SEX.
DondeBano 8 months ago 33
@DondeBano LIKE A BOSS
MittyAnime 7 months ago
@DondeBano .... LIKE A BOSS.
SydniRox97 7 months ago
@DondeBano With your MAMA
lifesuckssovacuum 7 months ago
@DondeBano nice thats pretty awesome
masonvarnum 7 months ago
@masonvarnum thank you
DondeBano 7 months ago
@DondeBano ......that was beautiful *round of applause* :'D
DarcyLovesYouu1 6 months ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUNDDDDDDDD!!!!
hahah i had to change my pants after that
iwishmylifewasEASY 8 months ago
some poser posted a lonely island video what u thinck im stupid this is taped on a camcorder i threw my laptop on the ground
thepwningeggnog 8 months ago 6
my dad's not a phone! DUH!
krikkeyou93 8 months ago 2
what the hell happened, im sure there was a good quality video of thsi on youtube sometime ago, no there are just these lame cam rips
randomusername987 8 months ago
Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party! Bahahahaha funniest shit ever! xD
MetalmaniaczomB 8 months ago
Best video ever!! My dad actually threw my iPod on the ground while singing this and had to repay me!! Still waiting... Thanx alot dad I'm gonna throw u on the ground... MAN!
annalil123 8 months ago
i threw the rest of the cake too!
kukumarro 8 months ago
Got boring after 1:50
TwirkinTweetie 8 months ago
did anyone know that when the thing is loading and the loading circle is in the middle, if u press the down key, u'll play a game? =D dead serious. try it, i did it by mistake and am now occupied....
MiSsSiLvErStAr95 8 months ago
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ShadowGladiator21 8 months ago
my dads not a phone duh
Byrdmanevil 8 months ago
At the hospital with my so-called wife
She hands me some blankets
She says it "your son"
IMAAAN this ain't my son this is some blankets.
I took it and threw it on the ground.
ADMVP28 8 months ago 6
@ADMVP28 Fucking pissed my pants there !!!!
TheTheNextLevel 7 months ago
I'd say the moral of this story is "Don't let Ryan Reynolds near your butt-hole with a taser." Which, if you think about it, is really good advice.
woodrobin 8 months ago 2
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woodrobin 8 months ago
the moral of this story is.. you cant trust the system!!!!!!! MAYNNNNNNNNNNN
YoungTaylor9 9 months ago
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ROFL ! Can you say "attitude" ??!
guimine 9 months ago
Then the two phony's got up, turned out they had a tazer, and they tazed me in the butthole.
jumpler2 9 months ago
lmfaooooooo
dEv1nEhErEtiC 9 months ago
"happy birthday to the ground" ftw
12ajax21 9 months ago
i threw stuff in my brothers rom ON THE GROUND
ItsJustNotPossable 9 months ago
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This is not a good copy of the video....So I threw it on the GROUND!
stunkeybunker 9 months ago
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stunkeybunker 9 months ago
what u think im stupid!!! haha
Broham5415042 9 months ago
duhh!!!
livstrong1414 9 months ago
Just brilliant!!!
jasonkingkel 9 months ago
best part 1:14 - 1:35 XD
steamlineVEVO 9 months ago
@steamlineVEVO certainly you meant the best part was from 0:00 to 2:42
orangeapples 9 months ago
14 people forgot how to throw stuff on the ground :/
epyronneau 9 months ago
happy birthday to the ground!
squawkybear 9 months ago
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Miley Cyrus says I'm cute and wants to kiss me.
"MAN! I DON'T KISS SLUTS!!!"
I grabbed her by the throat,
And threw her on the GROUND!!!!!
derekscott19999 9 months ago
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two hollywood phony's try to give me their autograph...GROUUUNNDD!!!! lol
airforce9872 9 months ago 2
look at the women stealing hotdogs at 0:46 :)
airforce9872 9 months ago
my dad's not a phone! duh!
silly
squawkybear 10 months ago
This wouldnt get better quality if i threw it on the ground
Westshark899 10 months ago
you retard, posting a video of your computer screen!
aesteban 10 months ago
Funny as hell! Another classic
Gr8one220 10 months ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND
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TironFordring 10 months ago
1:54 boiled goose
Fyapowah 10 months ago
my mac told me to wait while the video loaded, SO I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!!
chushiwashere 10 months ago 79
happy birthday to the GROUUNNDD
soccerlovekk 10 months ago
Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party. What do you want me to do with this? Eat it? HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND! I THREW THE REST OF THE CAKE TOO! Welcome to the real world JACKASS!
GummyGaming 11 months ago 6
@pinonoir302 ummm... Did you mean phone?
mrcrispe7 11 months ago
@mrcrispe7 no shit sherlock
gabbyswimm 11 months ago
Hahah dude one of the "famous" people looks like Elijah Wood!!! O: is it him?!?
shumalajaka 11 months ago
@shumalajaka it is indeed frodo and ryan reynolds
SykosLocos187 11 months ago
"some poser" lol its an innocent little kid!! XD
larryo71 11 months ago
@larryo71 Welcome to the real world jackass!!! XD so epic
SykosLocos187 11 months ago 3
my dad not a fun!.., Duhhhh!
pinonoir302 11 months ago
Epic face at 0:51. Hahahahahahaha lmao lmao lol lol
JMoney100118967 11 months ago
Wtf hahahahahahahahahahahahaha i LMAOed so much
JMoney100118967 11 months ago
my dads not a phone duh lmao!!!:DD
alkcherry 11 months ago
8 PPL GOT TAZED IN THE BUTTHOLE!
skategirl1999 11 months ago
8 ppl got thrown on the ground!
skategirl1999 11 months ago
im gonna throw 8 dislikers on the GROUND!!!!!
armhard1 11 months ago
I'm an AADDDUUUUULLLLT!!!
SpiteBellow 11 months ago
"Happy Birthday to the ground!!!" and " two Hollywood phonies trying to give me their autographs, GRROOOUUUNNDD!!!!!" I LOLed so much
tyki007 11 months ago
welcome to the real world jackass lmaoooo
itsericg 11 months ago
Happy birthday to the ground!!!
titomortal15 11 months ago
my dad is not a cell phone duh!!!!
marcosaquatics 11 months ago
My Friend Handed me there baby, and I was like MAAAAN do I look like your Nanny?!? I threw that baby on the GROUND! lmao just kidding xD
belovedGhost777 11 months ago 3
"man this ain't my dad! This is a cell phone! I threw it on the ground! What d'you think I'm stupid!? I ain't a part of the system! My dads not a fone! DUH!" LMAO! Best part besides "HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 THE GROUND!"
mrsclearwater4ever 1 year ago
7 people dont get free hot dogs
nach0J515 1 year ago
"I'm not going to be part of this system" Sounds like my 18 year old these days. LOL
Too funny
2stagevideofinalcut 1 year ago
2:04 GROUNDDDDDDD , NO ONE WANTS YOUR AUTOGRAPH
Nockoutz1 1 year ago
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2:04 GROUNDDDD , NO ONE WANTS YOUR AUTOGRAPH
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Nockoutz1 1 year ago
this video sucks look at my video its so much better. SNL on the ground digital short
Henroyeyoyeya 1 year ago
THIS AINT MY DAD! ITS A CELL PHONE! DUH!!!
lmao i luv these guys soooo much
Umbreonloverpokemon 1 year ago
"Happy birthday to the ground"......"welcome to the real world jackass!"
BtRxShifty 1 year ago
I almost pissed laughing at "Happy Birthday to the GROUND"
TheCheerfullOne 1 year ago
Happy birthday to the GROUND!! LOL
showking1234 1 year ago
Lmao!!! Loveee Ryan Reynolds <3 <3
remiheth2468 1 year ago
This is SO FUNNY!! I LOVE THE FACE OF THE HOTDOG MAN!, hahahaha Esta bien cagada la rola! jajajaja
kebandida 1 year ago
-2 holywood phonies tried to give me an autograph,GROUND-
the FUNNIEST part, other than-happy birthday to the GROUND-
i DIED LAUGHING. i might make a sonic charictor SING this song
id PAY to see that in a game ^_^
cheater423 1 year ago
welcome to the real world jack ass
bl0u5222 1 year ago
Maaan! Throw it on the ground! XD
JessieEve 1 year ago
copy right much..
D3nnis2177 1 year ago
LMFAOOOO "Happy Birthday TO THE GROUND" I fell out of my chair on that one
segenden 1 year ago 121
@segenden he threw the rest of the cake too!!
SykosLocos187 11 months ago
@segenden
So...you fell out of your chair ON THE GROUND?
vykkheralden 9 months ago 2
@segenden I threw the rest of of the cake.
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