Definitely Accidental Episode 1 (Minecraft Machinima)

[superdarklinks]

oh so this is like robot chincken!

[Port2Royal]

I lolled soo hard at 1:19

[cheezmasterz1103]

Hmmm... I wonder who that could be delivering the mail. Probably some obscure reference that not many people will get.

[AwesomeGamer115]

Don't take it out on the police officer... he was probably dysl3xik lic3 m3... did ! typ3 t#t wrog???

[EtienneLuu]

You have enough diamonds :P

[TheIceWolf1]

"oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no"

[17364alex]

On the last one im thinking "linsert creeper here"

[pXdEaDmAu5Xq]

3:34 it was number four

[PNHPP]

*sees Derpy* ummmm... /)?

[TakeDatMinecraftPic]

i bought her a shirt and a dildo that way she dont like the shirt she can fuck her self

[TheDRofminecraft]

Did anyone else get here from ep.5 first?

[TheGuitarman102]

Open up mailbox time for your lunch lol

[TheOrdonianHero]

Derpy!!!

[Tommytruong37]

FAKE the lava was flowing when he died... or it was herobrine

[fireglo450]

stupid racist policeman!

[PJAMAZ]

What's the music at 4:15?

[gorillaz530]

filthy gingers...

[borkokid]

HE TOUCHED ON MY NONO SPOT.

[Hitman41165]

i

suk

cock-1 letter,3 letters and 4 letters

i

inv

edit-1 letter,3 letters and 4 letters

proof that the guy was an inv editer :P

who has SO MANY DIAMONDS???

and gets so excited when mining coal or diamonds

[somekid295]

8:35 and that's why you should never dig straight down kids. ;)

[AlistairAI]

Derpy... *Puts on Sunglasses* Buck Yeah...

[Hitman41165]

"if she does not like the shirt she can go fuck herself!"

[MCtapes]

Hey Guys check out our newest Machinima! derp...

[BigJay2133]

lol the first mailman

[SpizCraft]

Y WAS MINING GIVING HIM A BONER??? :P

[italianirishscotish]

Derpy hooves!!!

[Drummerejk1]

"I went to go look for a fuck to give.... i didn't find one"

That just made my day

[megalegodude1000]

too many items

[familydylan1]

Who Am I? I'm Captai Cock Block Protectig Your Clock Sense 2005, Oo Rah

[MountainnJew]

Fuck diamond who needs it real men feel no pain a punch rock

[PureMovieStudios]

HAHA 06:58

[riggerrogger101]

5:05.... is that herobrine in the background?

[lolopieman124]

@8:50 time to get spc or too many items...

[ninjatarh33l]

DIAMOND!!! AAAH!!! ALOOLOOLOOLOOLOO

[madmen561]

And that right there boys is why you never digg down

[pontena]

If that is what is happening when he find diamonds I would have survived 4 Episodes

[hotstud678]

"Wait Wah The Fu-" "YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

[MrPokeApe]

At the end I thought it was

HAWLY SHIT DIAMOND!

* digs diamond and falls out of world*

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!­!!!!!!!!

[saberman3]

Why did I choose this username? Ideas?

[logan4199]

you had cobblestone build back up !!!

[gamerzshallLOL]

"so if she doesn't like the shirt, she can go fuck herself" lol

[rapstyle11]

''wa' i didnt even do nutin' ''

[bemoman100]

MOM! I FOUND DIMOUND O MY GOD

[edinfang]

Hey I just made my first MINECRAFFT lets play... Check it out for the chance to be entered into a compitition to win a free cookie :P 

[PakLurah141]

Lol score = &e0

[rdog0111]

lol love the bar scene!

[niscape97]

LOVE THE END PART! XD

[JDLENL]

+1 for Derpy at 1:44

:D

[DrGillezeau]

What's the name of the song at 2:35

[shell78india]

i coulda got out of that lava.when he was digging i wouldve dug one up then the block underit. then jump

[huntertrimm]

haha serves him right

[pandalicious41]

utoh diamond, you know wat that means, LAVA

[Sai1523]

First

[Obbymaster2253]

If captain cock block was real...

O.O

Heads will roll

[DeangarA7X]

Open up Mr. Mail Box. Its time fo' yo' Breakfast!

Dying.

[pXdEaDmAu5Xq]

@DeangarA7X like moofan #42?

[TheDirtyTurkey44]

I got her a t-shirt and dildo so if she dosent like the shirt she can go fuk herself

[shadow200343]

Isabello

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[OrkTv]

Well the Golden Apple wasn't worth anything anymore at least...

[thedruid1105]

what song is it in the end?

[Dragisvarin]

the last bit was sad, because that's what i would do if i died with all that stuff... then i'd invedit it asll back >:)

[MultiNikos12345]

cock block?

[XminecraftprincessX]

where eva theres diamond theres lava :P

[JerkyTadpole]

8:49 screaming like a jimmy when he was biend touched in his 'no nos'

[ASkinnyWhiteGuy]

You'd think that with a 'Let's play' series like that one going, the guy would have downloaded and installed Single Player Commands long ago...

[JackyxPenguin]

ROTFL LMAO capt. cock block? LOL his super pwr telling in front of your gf that u have aids

[ememannen]

I think I was waiting for two minutes for the damn dick head at the end to die

[TheGulakers]

04:58 the girl sounds so uncomfortable XD

[TheGulakers]

1:00 is such a funny scene and i think its one of the funniest on youtube

[rogueblade1]

Lol it wad stupid enough that he took all his rare items just to dig down. Wat a dumb ass

[unknowndarkninja96]

Haha

[sage817]

not legit if u dug down that much u would hit dirt at a point lol

[EameaProductions]

Smooth jazz FOR DA WIN!!!!!

[gabriel7037]

Officer Racist:im a police officer jimmy...i know what im doing

me:OH NO YE DON'T

[kokeanikilator]

OMG lmao at the end is was like ROFL I cant breath AJAAJAJJA that happened to me but almost at the starting so i lost a bounch of shit!

[superlarryman]

"OMG DIAMOND. DIAMOND! MOM I FOUND DIAMOND!!!! YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. IM GUNNA THROW UP. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. OMG DIAMOND. YEAH. YEAH YEOOOOOOOOOOOOO DIAAAMAAAAAND AAAAHHHHHHLULULULULULULULUL DIMON BLU LULULUL. YES MINE THIS SHIT. (wait a couple seconds) AAAAHHHH IM BURNING!!!!! LAVA!!!! WAAAAAHHH!!!!! NOOOOOO MY STUFF NOOOO NOOOO IT TOOK SO LONG TO GET ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!!! WAHHH HUH HUH HUH HUH AAAAAUUUHHHH (breathe in. breathe out) god damnit......"

[soverensix]

@superlarryman he deserved what he got cus he was a douche

[jarianb15]

@superlarryman That's the story of my life.

[123matas123]

0:13 Those Guys Need More Safety Torches

[Heater294]

@123matas123 to put on the porch.

[MEGAF4IL]

210 people mined straight down..

[tezhoughton]

You can never have to much diamond... :P

[DRALeHosoldier]

@tezhoughton nope, but you can definitely have too little XD

[LukeIzAwesomekiller]

what no nuber one rule in mc is NEVER dig up :P

[ModernXpert]

BEARD GUY : Where have you been tom , the park is burnt down and my Son burned to death ! Where were you!

Tom : I went to look for a FUCK TO GIVE , too bad i didnt find one.

HAHAHA !! SO FUCKIN HILLARIOUS

[bf3boy]

thunbs up if u thought captain cockblock was gunna be in the rape one

[twinklepuff789]

210 people Dug Down

[ZombiePestControlInc]

that was the best one i've ever heard XD 01:07

[kennysdeaths111]

-on a bukkit server- anti-grief help us a griefers burning the town ok i'll brb i need to find somin

4 hours later dude the hole towns burnt down whereve you been i went to look for a fuck to give...i couldn't find one -slams door-

[ilife11]

:D COCK BLOCKED

[origamiohyeah]

Brony count 2

[VasiliKolovsky]

Kinda strange that the Opening is made with Gmod :P

[buildingmovies]

@VasiliKolovsky How do you use Gmod with Minecraft?

[BOMBinator120]

O GOD THIS IS THE BIGGEST BONER I'VE GOT OOO YAH! MOM I GOT DIAMOND WOAH

[AshKittyArtist]

^=\ gies to show yu kids don't dig down -=]

[NOOBSOFDARUNES]

the last part was the best

[MegaMichal1998]

DIAMOND DIAMOND DIAMOND, nerdgasm.

[familydylan1]

CAPTAIN COCK BLOCK :D

[DeathCult696]

0:01

[ninjakiller84]

Hahaha

[Natrix1030]

Rage death

[Br0mine35]

8:25 i wonder what his reaction was with the first 3 stacks...

[themen215]

6:08 look in the diamond :0

[ModestLion]

im number 1

[TheMattiboy]

7:56 my Tobuscus sense is tinteling...

[Vanmonol1078]

3:40 touched me in my "no no" spot lol

[PenguinRecordings]

Haha I knew those diamonds were too good to be true.

[QuaKe1337]

The fact that it was so obvious he was gonna die from digging down made it even funnier!!

[darkicemax]

That is why you don't dig straight down.

[TheEmmylou29]

6:55 theres a hacker

[BlackOpsGamers101]

If she doesn't like the shirt she can go "Fuck" herself!

[Thesimonphil]

8:00 he already has loads of diamonds why cry for more diamonds?

[Thesimonphil]

Thumbs up for captain cock block?

[newyoikmabsta]

That one joke with the police officer would've been better if he had a white skin.

[fkthewaat]

@newyoikmabsta

he does have white skin............

[MachineMediaFilms]

Why was he so excited when he found diamond when he has- or had- 3 stacks?

[maryillo2]

he got diamonds lol

[WhatButtonIsShoot]

dr sselntniop is pointless backwards

[terrariaXGamer]

1:18

[BeefVideos]

now son, thats why u never dig straight down!

[ZwiftexThaPro]

I S.U.K C.O.C.K Wait Whaaat?

[SemiFinalJack]

8:00 UberHaxNova?

[retuy1234]

@SemiFinalJack nope.

no one can be more insane than him XD

[scrbxadubdub]

FINALLY A GOOD ADD!!! love you seananners!

[300chase1]

omg the first joke was sooooo funny

[DinoBlaster1000]

i bet the last guy totally rage quit minecraft fir good :3

[dcal48]

i used to dig down like u but then i took an arrow 2 the knee

[djboi560]

racist cop

[TheRamos522]

so.....you can't mine straight down in minecraft?

[xxFLAMETHROWER34xx]

@TheRamos522 you can but you never know what will be below you

[FolleUno]

@TheRamos522 Not unless you want some real fucked up issues

[ZuppaHD]

@TheRamos522 you get fucked in the ass if you dig straight down... that's why i dig down

[Heavyscoutmedic]

I was playing minecraft while I waited for this to load, I hit a dirt block, then the prototype 2 trailer came on and I thought the dirt exploded!

[Freedomspy26]

"i went to look for a fuck to give...I couldn't find one." *Slams Door*

[nightfire412]

I was suspecting to know lava when he dig straight down with diamonds in him....

[scoob132]

LOL 6:11 "I SUK COCK"

[scoob132]

Best intro ever

[tigtig10]

the doctors name spelled backwards is "pointless"

[jakeblackwood100]

Capitan cock block is amazing

[DiogoVidal96]

the last guy is such a pro with is diamond and gold but the fucking forgot rule number 1 of minecraft... "NEVER DIG DOWN" <.<

[DeathAsk]

who likes porn?

[LordOfAllArmadillos]

I had 3.16 stacks of diamond and multiple sets of tools, and I flipped out over 3! Yea!

[proyectonaza009]

DIAMONDS EPIC FAIL!

[spid3rpunch]

i laughed at captain cockblock



[Xylification]

Im Capitain Cock Block Ho Rly Suck

[112SUPERMARIO]

I love the way that this makes a parody of My Little Pony! xD

[gabriel7037]

OPEN UP MR.MAILBOX IT'S TIME FOR UR BREAKFAST! *derpface*

[taytotom83]

The trollface was hanging in the air at the last one

[xxxx7downxxxx]

i hate gingers 

[leaveheretodayjason]

racist cop

[hjajvideos]

6:23

Pony skin ftw.

[tjonez99]

bull shit this was not made by mithzan mithzan only makes runscape vids

[Whyamibzsdmh]

It's just sad that you're a brony.

Now i'm sad.

[roland96thebloxxer]

Derpy Hooves FTW



[thegiantnintedofan]

captian cock block can you block roosters

[thegiantnintedofan]

police oficer is racist

[RealDarkPhotom]

Lol lava was flowing! xD

[reptilenogs]

one word lol

[kitsaitogames]

Dr. Sseltniop's is a anagram for

Dr. Pointless

[Genetalian]

Haha this is funny shit! "I went to go look for a fuck to give. I couldn't find one."

[gabriel7037]

IN THIS F*CKING EPISODE...

me:*laughing to death

(WARNING:...that is a true story bro)

[WarLord12321]

I like bagels

[strvela]

"so that way. If she doesn't like the shirt, she can go fuck herself" loblolly

[Mw2massacrechainsaw]

relax jimmy im a police officer i know what im doing

[yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy964]

dude just shut the fuck up u asshole(last i think)

[gamerzshallLOL]

@ruthere132 cool story bro

[xCodPro123]

i'm Captain Cock Block XD

[johhny449]

lol he goes grazy for finding 3 diamond and has like over 100 xD

[sinnoh2014]

PedoBear!

[billmonster6]

i went to go look for a fuck to give. i didnt find one.