Michael Macintyre other clip about scotts (Michael Macintyre gets called a bastered...)

[goknights39908]

everyone who disliked this are mates with let's say............Amy Childs' brother

[voodoo2234]

Very funny stuff

[Squendal]

The person who uploaded this seriously needs to learn how to spell.

[CHEESYhairyGASH]

the rest of the clip would be awesome

[divcrfc]

IM SCOTTISH AND THAT WAS FUNNY AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA !!

[JRCIAM]

1:44 <3

[thisismyfinalname]

Lmao he's hilarious!

[MsOneiroi77]

the scotch egg is actually English

[hmfrx]

"you'll starve with oh so much frustration!"

"have any of them died? Good!" I'm a southerner through and through but I still find this hilarious!

[HaloPlayer96]

who the fuck cannot spell bastard

[Natalie6302]

we r SCOTS not SCOTCH lol

[lingyeee]

i think, only Scottish people will find this really funny ;). and im one of them :))

[Anergyne]

@lingyeee I'm Belgian and I think it's hilarious.

I do have a lot of Scottish friends, though.

[lingyeee]

@Anergyne Haha. I think it's just that Scottish people can relate more and stuff. :3

[Aligav0]

has any o them died....GOOOOD!!

[come00on00scotland]

legal fucking tender

[yasen1985]

thumbs up if u know every single word...:D

[Woozie52]

can you imagine this man slagging off blacks with such freedom?Scotland gave him the means through tv to spout his "comedy"He's spouting off the same stuff heard long ago.Go on, slag off Nigeria in your attempt at their accent.OH, thats right it would be career OVER.

[Velvetdoll]

this isn't new material i've seen this on another programme x

[Szaam]

@Velvetdoll This is from years ago.

[23mountaindew]

FREEDOM!!!!

[xxlfcloverxx]

LOL i love him! :L i love the way he takes the mic outta everywhere and no one minds cus its him! :L ♥

[iluvjimcarrey1]

guy in the crowd is pathetic. maybe this was at the start of michaels career. but i'd like to see what that cunt has done with his life that makes him so great to call michael a BASTARD!!! :(

[Forbzyful]

@iluvjimcarrey1 I think he might have been giving an example of the aggressive accent, not actually trying to insult Michael.

[GoingToPasalacqua12]

@iluvjimcarrey1 he was obviously taking the piss mate

[rancidbhoy]

@iluvjimcarrey1 the guy was only joking ...you could tell by the way he was laughing

because michael was joking about the scots accent sounding scary

[MikeDeMan]

@iluvjimcarrey1 Actually I reckon he was a plant in the audience....kicked him off too nicely in to his Scottish sketch to be anything else.

[WILLIAMJGEORGE]

Brill brill brill! This vid is fantastic!!!!

[LGKSyaldy]

I'm Scottish.. Not british.

[RawrFunkyLlama8]

Fuckin light rain. I know, I couldn't believe it myself

lol. xD

[PurpleKlutz]

Lmao, that man is a legend.

[JasonMakesMontages]

see i can't even spell

[JasonMakesMontages]

I'M A GINGER SCOTT. TRYING FUCKING WITH ME. although I'm actually not tough at all. Or from Glasgow

[rebeccalafferty]

don't fuck with the scots <3

[Bassett457]

Completely owned that scottish person :L

[zeroRayenET]

FREEDOOOOM YEAH THAT'S ME UP!

[DynamoChickenKievs1]

FUCK was my first word

[macxs73]

PROUD TO BE SCOTTISH!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[MrTitiaia]

Proud to be a Scotish MAANNNNN!!!!!

[Kizuichi]

Aw he called Michael a bastard and yet...still laughed afterward, too funny.

[etcapel]

OBVIOUSLY PLANTED IN THE AUDIENCE....

[libby955]

Epic -3 Love how he deal's with the Scottish man calling him a bastard -3 I friggin love him -3

[GothMC]

this guy is dead funny likes but i wish i had the scottish accent i am scottish but i don't have the accent

[TheAdag1]

bastered was my first word and im proud of it :D

[Itsaliarromeo]

As a Scot i find him really funny and love this routine he does!

[scotland1989able]

that guy in the crowd is a fukin retard makin us look daft man

[MashyLaLa]

why did he call him a bastard .... and then laugh at everything he said..?

[fourthwind1]

@MashyLaLa Its banter just the way they are

[GRAFFDEMON]

@MashyLaLa Because he was taking the piss.

[chocomocha]

@MashyLaLa : maybe it was planned.

[cofpaddy]

Happy St. Andrews Day!

[decx1001]

7 people don't like butterscotch.

[o0scotland0o]

english PRICK !

[TDAProductions12]

Lol wawawawawa (baby being born) BASTARD. (mum) awwww his first word.

[HittokiriBatosai]

Michael looked like too nice a guy to deal with hecklers to me. Glad I've been proven wrong! Legendary!

[gamenameminiclip]

calm down to everyone im irish i know what it feels like when the english start fucking with you but hes alright jeez i hate the english though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!1

[lfcmike12]

@gamenameminiclip eh if it wasnt for the english ireland would be living in the dark ages, potato famin.

[AryanDavyAB1]

@lfcmike12 LOL are u serios?u english say that to every 1 if it wasnt for the romans england wouldnt even be here so shhhh

[ComboKickChicken]

@AryanDavyAB1 If somebody started to take the piss out of the big bang, would you tell them if it wasn't for that we wouldn't be here?

[kachekieran]

@lfcmike12 and thats why irish and scottish people hate england...

[lfcmike12]

@kachekieran but at the end of the day our country is better an i can say that when im from liverpool, english people dont like scousers either, i still love my country to bits an know its the best one on the planet <3

[kachekieran]

@lfcmike12 yep everyones country is the best on the planet in there own eyes (even mine and i live in ireland) lol i saw u had lfc in ur name so i assumed u were a scouser which did confuse me quite a lot. You spend ur life being stereotyped by other english people and then u stereotype irish people with potatoes.... disappointed man.

[lfcmike12]

@kachekieran id die for my country, wether the majority of the population hates my city or not im english and i would die for that.

[gamenameminiclip]

he wasnt really called a basterd live it must of been staged how else would he have that whole joke lined up?

[dngrouscrgo]

@gamenameminiclip

he was already talking about scottish people, he was gonna say all that stuff anyway

[DaveJolieIV]

The "legal tender" part is so true. Spot on.

Yeah, I'm Scottish....y'basturds lol

[cofpaddy]

On everything Scotch Haha great comedy piece.

[vidscroungerxD]

i loooove it! 

[o0scotland0o]

this guy knows n england knows we cannae be fucked with english

[mcrudeboi123456789]

And they say the Scots have a sense of humor your all getting worked up by a comedian hes not even taking the piss at Scotland you wankers

[lilstarsrockz]

In london this guy rejected my Clydesdale bank note :@

[Deotriese]

Scottish girl here.. started off offended then ended up laughing my scotch eggs off, but it's alright, got plenty scotch tape xD scottish, by the way. that does annoy me xD

[bhandalg]

gotta luv the scots

[TheBhoyJoe]

Scotch eggs are a London invention. If there were derived in Scotland they would be called "Scottish" eggs.

[Truemouse]

Actually, in my experience, I found using Scottish money in England gets a worse response than using dead babies as currency.

[come00on00scotland]

He has got to be the only English f*ucking b*astered that could get away with that. Anyone else would get battered

[TheDarkKreig]

It's Scots not scotts...

[PoKeGOD123]

"Get off scott free!" XD

[AdamBills]

I think the person who called him a bastard did it as a joke, going back to the joke about the scotish person asking him for trouble, so he was just extending onto that

[CuriousVirga]

Not fully Scottish... but all my mum's side are and I lived there for a few years. :'D Proud to be (almost) Scottish!

[celticmad29]

Chinese bastard

[LeckieProductions]

He is one of the few english guys who would get away with that, lol.

[G1NZOU]

BUTTERSCOTCH!!!

[celticmad29]

@G1NZOU you are a fucking posh english basterd

[G1NZOU]

@celticmad29 I'm far from posh, None of my grandparents went to Uni and I just spent half my day picking produce.

I just like to research stuff.

Unless you're being funny, in which case, you got me.

[G1NZOU]

@celticmad29 Also, I'm not English, I'm British.

I've got more Welsh blood in me than English and a bit of Scottish, Dutch, Irish, Channel Islands and Italian in me too.

[xopenheartx]

@celticmad29 BASTERD. you called your mother that when you first born, haha

[G1NZOU]

I like how he coped.

The funniest thing for me though is the fact that Scottish notes aren't actually legal tender.

[xxyazteehxx]

@G1NZOU it is actually

[G1NZOU]

@xxyazteehxx In a restaurant, if you eat the food then a debt is due to be repaid.

Legal tender is what is legally required to be accepted.

Coins of £1, £2 and £5 are legal tender in unlimited amounts in the UK.

20p and 50p coins are legal tender for amounts up to £10.

5p and 10p coins are legal tender for amounts below £5.

1p and 2p coins are legal tender for amounts up to 20p.

[G1NZOU]

@xxyazteehxx Bank of England notes are the only legal tender banknotes in England and Wales.

Scottish notes are not legal tender but are generally treated as such.

I work in retail so did some research on the subject.

And yes, the place where I work does accept them.

[G1NZOU]

@xxyazteehxx If you need to pay a restaurant £18.67 and you give them two Bank of England £10 notes, they are legally required to accept that as payment of said debt.

That is legal tender.

[Ifuclickhereurnotgay]

That's Legal Tender!

[johncena2319]

0:11

[chrislovespillz]

its good tae hear eh scottish guy naw geen a fuck and shoutin at at the start. nice wan;)

[DaddyBigFunk]

'english basterds...has any of them died!? GOOD!'

[1983youknowsit]

brilliant

[Jengybhoy]

I'm half Ferench, half Irish and half Scottish with a little buttermilk in my soup and i think this is funny...BTW ur maw fancies me rite.

[pikakoku]

@Jengybhoy DO you not mean a third scott a third Irish, and a third French?

[Jengybhoy]

@pikakoku Think about it and you'll maybe get the joke.

[KerrBearrxo]

@Jengybhoy I'm with the other guy the joke made no sense.

[Jengybhoy]

@KerrBearrxo it was a deliberate faux pas...i know the 3 halfs dont make 1...

[RobAnderson0]

I love the way he reacts after there person shouting at him!

[pfalky2k]

@RobAnderson0 he was unjustifiably lenient to the heckler. MM may or may not be a bastard. but the scot heckler IS incontrovertibly a PRICK! george carlin had it right. hecklers should have to watch their children die in car-fires.

[RobAnderson0]

@pfalky2k agreed

[jamboy086]

I wanted to buy my scottish friend a braveheart alarm clock but i couldnt find one so instead i made him one lol and it actually shouts freedom! :)

[GlasgowCelticPat1888]

we dinnae need any eh yer english bastard money,

[MsJonathan53]

I love this mannnnnn

[ADELECG85]

thats fucking legal teeender!

[cathy1098]

Haha im scottish but this is sooo funny !! :L xxxx

[EmmaaJonaas]

i wouldnt mind if he was scottish. then we could say we were home of comedy :P

[unseemlysword]

proud to be a scot we dinny need any that english basterd shite

[lightlines109]

AHAHA lol! XD

Aye, agree ;P

[BenedictusDeus]

@unseemlysword You're right, Scots have more class and dignity!

[szatter123]

proud to be scottish, irish, hungarian and sioux indian :D what a mix

[BBPhobia]

Im scottish from my dad's side. His mom's the best grandma hilarious lady. proud to be a scot!

[HereComeTheDrums42]

Being Scottish rules! d:

[oceandeb88]

proud to be scottish on my mums side also.

Im also italian... what a mix... he he lol

[mickehm]

Proud to be SCOTTISH :D xxxx

[amangobuz]

@ amazed66 lol not sure if you were responding to something but I just love your comment. I can hear the violins in the background. I think most people suffer from this every now and again no matter how good they are at spelling.

I think you'd have a damn big support group :) You most definitely aren't alone! I'll untie with you! lol ;)

[Perri686]

Ahh I love being Scottish! =D

[hmfrx]

i LOVE MICHAEL. :)

[msSupergirl00]

Aww whats the point? If you're Scottish and patriotic the English tend not to like you and if you're Scottish and not overly patriotic people think you're ashamed of your culture. You can't win lol

[Gellis2009]

Play two seperate parts. Infront of English people, tone it down and around your own kind flog it out. :) I know its never that easy but its worth a shot

[kingsman565]

I'm Scottish & I think it's sad that the English can't be proud of being English without being thought of as some sort of far right nazi racist, but if your acting all proud & patriotic in front of someone of a different nationality then you should expect them to hate you for it.

[20Macdonald09]

YOUR A BASTARD !!! 

pure brilliant haha

[avispa666]

wot a prick! behave!!!!!!!!

[adam19241924]

FUCK THE SCOTS.

[TheFionaGray]

@adam19241924 FUCK YOU

[adam19241924]

@TheFionaGray Sorry, no.

[bgy2jk]

Dan13397, scotland is shit, come to terms with your pointless existence.

[11McKay]

@bgy2jk you are a complete douche

[airsoftjunkie2]

R, U scottish ?

[youngmcauley]

a thote hes awryt bit hearn that whit a prick mon the scotland!!!! oor oil oor rules! fuck off ya english basturds!!!

[Dan13397]

I'm scotish and fucking proud of it

SCOTLAND RULES

[AimeeM1996]

Am Scottish and proud!

you have some Scots in you - your a McIntyre- like me! x

I love him!What a banter!

[laurajohnsonnx]

haha am scottish this is halarious:Lxxx

[BulletBayne]

5 stars, just for the Scot-free xD

[flatleysdancer]

I'm still laughing! hahahahaha

I think you get the point.

[CHAMPIONES09]

hes really really shit lmao, lee evans wannabe

[XxDarkxSparkxX]

No, no, my friend, you seem to be mistaken. Michael McIntyre and Lee Evans' types of humour are essentially different, meaning McIntyre can't possibly be a 'wannabe'. See, while McIntyre focuses on witty/exaggerated observations about things that are more or less true, Lee Evans makes people laugh by acting like a complete idiot, which he more or less is. In any case, why the hell did you watch the vid when it's main feature is a comedian you clearly don't like?

[CHAMPIONES09]

i was told to watch michael mcintyre and get a few laughs, unfortanetly hes shit and pointlesss

[doddzy0]

lol you must be either scottish or just one sad miserable cunt

[doddzy0]

hes shit?but you still put lmao

[dixiebhoy]

it was cnut spelt backwards

[risofsmailnet]

If this were flipped then the wording on the stage would be back to front...eh?

[catdee15]

Im scottish (an proud) and I still lovee him =]

[TheRustaman]

Has this video been flipped? (look at the "SCOTTISH BASTARD guys t-shirt'

[xReaperGirlx]

no thts just how it is, cos on the tele it was backwards

[BillyBalboa1234]

no lol look at the words comedy store behind him...

[azpark]

He's a comedian...Im the proudest scotsman you could get but would never be offended by this cos its real funny! Its like the scots joking about how england has no real culture or national identity!

[martha368]

england has! d=<

[skedtm]

i'm english...and we don't have a national identitiy lol!

[phonicsfan1]

im scottish and fucking love this guy.

[northerner50]

This is what the English and Scots do good...take the piss out of each other! We aren't allowed to take piss out of anyone else or it's called racist.We dont care..it's all fun and banter! This guy is amazingly funny.

[pumpergoodstyle]

posh prick!

[9999tiles]

im from aberdeen and i just love this guy

[Arcadiah]

he looks so thin here :)

[shtrumfgoda]

This man is great! I`m neither Scottish nor English, I`m from Croatia, but I get most of these jokes and I don`t think any of you should get offended! I can only say that, if nothing, this man does a huge marketing for your country! I was in Ireland this October and now I just want to go to Scotland! :)

By the way, it is soooo sad how terrible many of you are at spelling! And it`s your language!!!

[GotForGimmick]

That's a typical theme you'll find with a lot of English-speaking people. Hence when we never seem to learn any foreign languages. We're still struggling with our own.

If you ever do come to Scotland, here's a tip: bring a raincoat, not an umbrella.

[amazed66]

Sometimes it's spelling, sometimes it's an inability to type and hit the right keys before sending.

I've put "teh" and that's a straight forward one and I've even done SeaM instead of SeaN with my own name before because the N and M are side by side and putting the I and the U so close when trying to type "good luck" is just cruel!

I was thinking about starting a support group so that I don't feel bad about it by myself.........all crup tipists uf teh wurld untie!

[pfalky2k]

MM dis a fekn grrrait scoatteesh ahksent. best yin a've herrrd an ingleeshmun day. lol

[bobosies]

he is havin a laugh im scottish im not offended its hillarious

[TheCalumism]

Why should he rip the piss out of Scottish people with a surname like that!

[lairdo93]

ok now he giong abit too far

[ladygagalove123]

HE's so whitty

[Drlongspine]

@bidfordbmx: Name me a comedian who never repeats any material.