@danie3306 lol. You sound like a 5 year old. How do yu beat the WHOLE game wthout dieing..when the game is based around custom made levels witch are made everyday?
@TheStoopidSam Well for me, if I think he is about to say "Russia" I hear "Russia", and if I think that he is about to say "Rush hour" I hear "Rush hour". Not hearing about that Jackie Chan movie, and seeing the white mountains made me think "Russia" instead of "Rush hour". Cause you know, you don't usually think "Rush hour" when you're on a cold and frozen mountain.
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@TheShadowman60 Yes, I have bad hearing so I do need new ears. Asshole.
Well for me, if I think he is about to say "Russia" I hear "Russia", and if I think that he is about to say "Rush hour" I hear "Rush hour". Not hearing about that Jackie Chan movie, and seeing the white mountains made me think "Russia" instead of "Rush hour".
@OwlPixy Well for me, if I think he is about to say "Russia" I hear "Russia", and if I think that he is about to say "Rush hour" I hear "Rush hour". Not hearing about that Jackie Chan movie, and seeing the white mountains made me think "Russia" instead of "Rush hour". Cause you know, you don't usually think "Rush hour" when you're on a cold and frozen mountain.
How do you not laugh through this whole thing, Jordan? Ive played this game for easily over 3 hrs and I still laugh my ass off
OmfgBleach 3 hours ago
plz play grand thetht orto :D
MrZING1234 11 hours ago
M.L.G BRO
shallowlucky 13 hours ago
Captain, please play Saints Row The Third!
vultraz100 14 hours ago
happy wheels is AWESOME :-]
minecrafter10101 15 hours ago
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MrPivot007 1 day ago
his face at 5:20 - 5:25
BannanaZ97 1 day ago in playlist Happy Wheels
you really are legendary =D i really love all your vids btw try playing runescape that would be so awsome.
Thumbs up so he can see!
DJjaka1 1 day ago
you die a lot I beat the hole game with out die ing
danie3306 2 days ago
@danie3306 Good for you
TheGapsterPool 2 days ago
@danie3306 You didn't beat it.
Little1gman 2 days ago
@danie3306 lol. You sound like a 5 year old. How do yu beat the WHOLE game wthout dieing..when the game is based around custom made levels witch are made everyday?
rhysflood1 3 hours ago
Stop Comparing Cpt.Sparklez To Nova! There 2 Completely Different People!
HackerDoingTheHaka 2 days ago in playlist Happy Wheels
@ImBigLamp Screw You
CraftedxGaming 2 days ago
He sounds like a douchebag and is boring as hell
ZorryZinker 2 days ago
@ZorryZinker I bet your dad got raped :D
ArhumShaheen 2 days ago
@ZorryZinker
cky11598 2 days ago in playlist Happy Wheels
@ImBigLamp suck his dick why don't ya?
lance987654321 2 days ago
I love how the two top coments have nothing to do with the video, or CaptainSparklez.
PhineasandFerbgirl1 3 days ago in playlist Happy Wheels
ha ha to funny
PIGGYPUNCH 3 days ago
YOU SIR ARE EPIC
jl10051 3 days ago
IT LOOKS AMAZING
ARCAMHD 3 days ago
happy wheels is just so amazing!
StratosComment 3 days ago
@TheAZIN08..just because u got past basic doesnt mean we all can. If its a physics based game...not everyone knows physics ass.
dustinzwifey07 3 days ago
@ImBigLamp why dont you say that on HIS videos. besideds, captainsparklez has his own brand of awesome that many people enjoy.
erb2323 4 days ago
@ImBigLamp MEH! >:(
frozenmoon999 4 days ago in playlist Happy Wheels
hheheheehehehe me n him have the same name :D
PerMaFreeZer 4 days ago in playlist Happy Wheels
Captain Sparklez,youre boring at hw :(
TassioBrify 4 days ago 2
WHY are u so awesome :)
blackspiderguy 4 days ago
Thanks for the commentating advice for my happy wheels series!
TheTeenageGamersHQ 5 days ago
AWESOME
TheTrueWolfboy 5 days ago
no at 3:00 was his ear
Novidyadude 5 days ago
guys chill if you didnt want him then dont fuckn watch it :D
Wadufuqbro 6 days ago
Nova played like 94 episodes of HW but he still thinks that hearth is ear.
Waruloon 6 days ago
@Waruloon He knows it's a heart, he just calls it an ear. Maybe you should watch all 94 episodes, then you would've known that.
majulahagapao 5 days ago
WTF? You're not Nova.. rick rolled again.
riaiaikido1 6 days ago
O.O
CxQFalse 6 days ago
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eddwiux 6 days ago
Cool Voice.
TheRenzo1337 6 days ago
@TheAZIN08 THAT'S WHAT MAKES THE VIDEOS GR8 it'll amaze it's funny and the commentary helps
TheArchitect26 1 week ago
Your crap
that Obstacle was the easiest and most basic level and you failed like 5 times
dont mean to be a troll but its the facts
TheAZIN08 1 week ago
I thought just his voice was sexy ;)
236Jlms 1 week ago
I've got a vid of me playing this game, check it out at my channel, its pretty funny LOL
nasboy2k8 1 week ago
You are soooooo funny!! I kept laughing :D
MrPoelepoele 1 week ago
To the dude below me, fraps, hypercam or something as of yet unknown to this universe.
miningwithlolz 1 week ago
@miningwithlolz or bandicam its a good one
TheAZIN08 1 week ago
How does he record straight on th screen?
username30296 1 week ago
this guy needs to learn 2 things pressure and impact
5araal3k 1 week ago
how do u dismount?
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theBDSnake 1 week ago
that was Epic!!
weirdlyfunny77 1 week ago
3:56 the face of horror
Gokuderathestorm 1 week ago
i respect my elder...scrolls 5
antman20able 1 week ago in playlist Happy Wheels
Thumbs up if you think he sounds like Kipkay:P
LordOgrecrush 1 week ago in playlist Happy Wheels
ditto with peanutbutterassian but the teachers blocked it cos the people who played wer genrally crap
coobag1 1 week ago
me and my freindlove it we also /think your hotkeep in tuch my name is alyssa this is my phone number 716 2257
MrTEHEPICGAMER 1 week ago
We played this during school, now the website is blocked LOL
PeanutbutterAssasin 1 week ago
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MrJac159 1 week ago
XD lol dude me and my friends played this we used the guy with the baby and we did that level XD we laugh so hard we got kicked out of class
Izzymima 1 week ago in playlist Happy Wheels
cool dude'
marksbros111 1 week ago in playlist Happy Wheels
That's not how you get A-HEAD of yourself. /OverusedPun
Bloodiasfire 1 week ago
Epic comment below!!!
BlockLordRaven 1 week ago
Iส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ knส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ow rส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ighส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็t?
PowerKaktusX7 1 week ago in playlist Happy Wheels
My name is jordan
jordanL573 1 week ago in playlist Happy Wheels
@jordanL573 No, It, it isn't. I, you have no proof. *Sarcasm*
Arrostudios888 1 week ago in playlist Happy Wheels
4:48 JIZZ IN MY PANTZ
Eclipsedy 1 week ago in playlist Happy Wheels
Jesus you don't HAVE to use the boost all the time
Rzryan93 1 week ago
Ti amoooo
Mi hai fatto morire dal ridereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
8mrLuka8 1 week ago
epic face reactions :D
MasterCheifASSHOLE 2 weeks ago in playlist Happy Wheels
.....Read the description on snowy mountain
lol
Dog13crazy 2 weeks ago
my daddy makes me put glass up my vagina... "yeah, well, good luck with that."
TheBruteforce0 2 weeks ago
omg i played that freaking school bus one! took me half an hour to beat -_-
TackyCandyLPSluver 2 weeks ago in playlist Happy Wheels
Lol on the bus level your supposed to dismount and land in the bus and hold on hehe but who cares u still made it
Burstangelfan1 2 weeks ago
@The1TubeYou1 U know there's a possibility that "12 year old" is a girl?
ResurrectingSoul360 2 weeks ago
@ResurrectingSoul360 I said "12-year-old male".
andrewthebestes 2 weeks ago
@andrewthebestes O_O Oh,My bad i didn't have my glasses on at the time because i usually don't wear them. :P
ResurrectingSoul360 2 weeks ago
how did u grab the thing
MrXtreemplayer 2 weeks ago in playlist Happy Wheels
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step 1:pause video
step 2:hold the right key
step 3:while holding the right key hold the up key
step 4:enjoy some happy wheels snake
thank me with subs =) ~pnspi
pnspi 2 weeks ago
not how i pictured him
Zackster698 2 weeks ago
Am I the only 12-year-old male who finds his face cute and attractive?
andrewthebestes 2 weeks ago
@andrewthebestes I'm 13 and I agree...embarassing, but you're not alone.
RT2361 2 weeks ago
@andrewthebestes yes because that means ur gay buddy.
The1TubeYou1 2 weeks ago
@The1TubeYou1 Possibly bi. But it's just with this guy. I mean come on, look at him!
andrewthebestes 2 weeks ago
@andrewthebestes wtf gay
TheJackrolland 2 weeks ago in playlist Happy Wheels
I just seen his face for the first time.... NOT what i expected!
Zz28NiGHtMarEzZ 2 weeks ago in playlist Happy Wheels
@badboybrownie3 well it was his first time on the game.
TH3M1GHTYSH33P 2 weeks ago
wow your so funny not i can do way better than you this game is the easiest game !!!! lol
badboybrownie3 2 weeks ago
@andrewthebestes He said Rush Hour, a movie that Jackie Chan was in.
TheStoopidSam 2 weeks ago 34
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@TheStoopidSam Well for me, if I think he is about to say "Russia" I hear "Russia", and if I think that he is about to say "Rush hour" I hear "Rush hour". Not hearing about that Jackie Chan movie, and seeing the white mountains made me think "Russia" instead of "Rush hour". Cause you know, you don't usually think "Rush hour" when you're on a cold and frozen mountain.
andrewthebestes 2 weeks ago
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(⌐■_■) Yeah dog .
WoopWoopSwag23 2 weeks ago
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NovaBlast95 2 weeks ago
I like your mine craft stuff you should do a heroes adventure more often
patrickmax34 2 weeks ago
Do a barrel roll!
STEVENtheCREATOR 2 weeks ago
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madfive11 2 weeks ago in playlist Happy Wheels
omg you suck but cos you suck it makes it even more hilarious!!!
squaredeyes29 2 weeks ago
Cool Face Bro.
TheMyriko 2 weeks ago
i pictured you different
HeadHunter1170 2 weeks ago
i used to hate my name, jordan, but then i found you
HeadHunter1170 2 weeks ago
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HeadHunter1170 2 weeks ago
By god...The same top comment...What is going on...ITS THE END OF THE WORLD.
ZOMBKILLA221 2 weeks ago in playlist Happy Wheels
*Sees Switzerland flag*
"We're like in Russia."
andrewthebestes 2 weeks ago 29
@andrewthebestes Get some new ears, he said rush hour.
TheShadowman60 2 weeks ago
@TheShadowman60 Yes, I have bad hearing so I do need new ears. Asshole.
Well for me, if I think he is about to say "Russia" I hear "Russia", and if I think that he is about to say "Rush hour" I hear "Rush hour". Not hearing about that Jackie Chan movie, and seeing the white mountains made me think "Russia" instead of "Rush hour".
andrewthebestes 2 weeks ago
@andrewthebestes stupid fucker
MasterCheifASSHOLE 2 weeks ago in playlist Happy Wheels
@MasterCheifASSHOLE u mad
andrewthebestes 1 week ago
@andrewthebestes Incorrect. He said "Rush Hour" Not "Russia". You are a miserable fail. >:I
OwlPixy 1 week ago
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@OwlPixy Well for me, if I think he is about to say "Russia" I hear "Russia", and if I think that he is about to say "Rush hour" I hear "Rush hour". Not hearing about that Jackie Chan movie, and seeing the white mountains made me think "Russia" instead of "Rush hour". Cause you know, you don't usually think "Rush hour" when you're on a cold and frozen mountain.
andrewthebestes 1 week ago
@OwlPixy pffff HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IrelandSeth 1 week ago
"I think that's his heart"
OH THANK FUCKING GOD HE DIDN'T SAY EAR
andrewthebestes 2 weeks ago 2
Cool
amac123321 2 weeks ago
"are we riding the school bus to school?" "No, we're loosing our legs on the way to school" xD
Slyfox750 2 weeks ago
xD
Slyfox750 2 weeks ago
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SuperBazza000 2 weeks ago in playlist Happy Wheels
(⌐■_■) the magic of copy -> paste
tomcent5 2 weeks ago
Keep doing this bro it's hilarious:)
14coolguy100 2 weeks ago
I was cracking up so hard "ok your legs fell off already they come off real easy oh now you have a bigger problem than your legs..." hahahahahah
Agt004 2 weeks ago
OH MY F***ING GAWD THIS CRACKED ME UP SO HAED I HAD TO REWATCH THE VID 5 TiMES B4 I FINISHED
DarknessManifest 2 weeks ago in playlist Happy Wheels
4:06 .....Well, some of him made it. (⌐■_■)
xXxemoanglkamaxXx 2 weeks ago
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ooh yeah
bestman217 2 weeks ago
^ ^ Ima cool cat...because im a sparklenovswiftsubber.
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ziuziu12 2 weeks ago
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AudaciousInrush 2 weeks ago
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carson819 2 weeks ago
2:14 look at his face XD
billybilly1231 2 weeks ago
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lol nunchuck legs
gammazeroboi 2 weeks ago in playlist Happy Wheels
so calm
MrSuperhaxornova 2 weeks ago
demo rewally
MrSuperhaxornova 2 weeks ago
i love how both of the top comments is the same thing
thenucularmelons2 2 weeks ago in playlist Happy Wheels
Novas better
konstis96 2 weeks ago
@konstis96 then fk off
thenucularmelons2 2 weeks ago in playlist Happy Wheels
use mozilla firefox.
RetardOfOklahoma 2 weeks ago in playlist Happy Wheels
HAXER
killervideoable 2 weeks ago in playlist Happy Wheels
AAAWWW the old man lost his legs and arms
killervideoable 2 weeks ago in playlist Happy Wheels
you look sexy af and i am a dude!
facemaster29 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from CaptainSparklez
Hipster.
iornmaden101 2 weeks ago in playlist Happy Wheels
You remind me of Syler in Heroes. And more people should do the nagidal/gix17 stuff where they film themselves while playing.
mupp33n 2 weeks ago in playlist Happy Wheels
PLAY HAPPY WHEELS!!!
coolman1171 2 weeks ago in playlist Happy Wheels
On the BMX Park i was thinking: I guess *puts on sunglasses* the victory just got through him... YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BroccoliWolf 2 weeks ago in playlist Happy Wheels
IS YOUR REAL NAME DAVID
yogscastfanofearth 2 weeks ago
I would really wear a t-shirt saying ''your leg just fell off ... your other one to'' or something like that
thefunkidz 2 weeks ago in playlist Happy Wheels
I nearly cried I laughed so much
SuperSpuirrelx 2 weeks ago
I used to occupy unneeded pixels with my face, then i realized i'm really ugly :D
majorhyp147 2 weeks ago in playlist Happy Wheels
you and nova are both cool
coolhpb13045 2 weeks ago
wow
TheMechagodzilla18 2 weeks ago in playlist Happy Wheels
I almost started crying at 3:00
cpPaulnash 2 weeks ago in playlist Happy Wheels
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Dantheman6074 2 weeks ago in playlist Happy Wheels
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ThePa0c 2 weeks ago in playlist Happy Wheels
Sounds Jewish.
MyNameIsDavification 2 weeks ago
First: Utorak007 Second: Nova NOW: captainsparkelz. GET OVER IT faggots
SovietAmerica2020 2 weeks ago
Did u get this idea from uberhaxornova?
minecraftaddict1234 2 weeks ago in playlist Happy Wheels
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Assassinator771 2 weeks ago in playlist Happy Wheels
you look like my uncle
Xak1298 2 weeks ago
use the dad and kid a lot more
calvinthekiller3237 2 weeks ago
i will destroy you if you if you dont play happy wheels
calvinthekiller3237 2 weeks ago
hello! Well we are hot, aren't we!
TheYambo121 2 weeks ago in playlist Happy Wheels
egect and hold on
pokemontrainerbran 2 weeks ago
i love his reactions
minecraftplayer2468 2 weeks ago
Keep it coming please
bloodshot1111 3 weeks ago
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kanvar100 3 weeks ago in playlist Happy Wheels 32
my 10 year old sis thinks ur hot O_O
bummblebee444 3 weeks ago
@bummblebee444 lol good for her! :3
ChedderOak 2 weeks ago
you have much to learn grass hooter
smolians16 3 weeks ago in playlist Happy Wheels
Am i the only 1 who loves it when he says oh my god?
Quinn1101 3 weeks ago
well.....is he?
EagleCraft123 3 weeks ago
he's not British
EagleCraft123 3 weeks ago
iv never watched him before... i thought he was british (i dont have anything against british people)
lasaga98 3 weeks ago in playlist Happy Wheels
i thought captainsparkles would be some fat guy... but hes kinda cutte :3
pinksword936 3 weeks ago
is happy wheels free?
clubvip900 3 weeks ago
@clubvip900 Yes
nic0907 3 weeks ago
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only coool cats watch captain sparklez
gunnybunni 3 weeks ago 62
@gunnybunni (⌐■_■) Like us dude. (⌐■_■)
manuel2010091 2 weeks ago in playlist Happy Wheels
@gunnybunni Oh great, another meme!
AustinMillerGames 2 weeks ago
He looks cool, enjoyed the Minecraft video's, now gonna enjoy the Happy Wheels video's.
DutchOwnageNL 3 weeks ago
im laughing so hard i cant even watch this right!
gothgurl2227 3 weeks ago in playlist Happy Wheels