I am Back

[guitarheroplayrer]

thumbs up if ur watching in 2012

[courtneyjeffery]

Hahah, well it's 2012. & I'm glad we it eneded up that we aren't living on the sun......

[MegaSmartian]

LIVE ON THE SUN?! Your fucking retarded bro.

[CallMeMonkey98]

YES!!!!!!!! TELL DAVEDAYS!!!! SEND HIM A MESSEGE

[Sepsis2x]

Oh shit, it's 2012!

[Xcampling2k]

Next joke...

[TheMjmoonwalker2]

im so confused......2 million dollars?????

[GodzGamerz]

Well it's 2011 is nearly over and we are no where close.

[QuadropheniaBrosef]

DAX COME BACK!

[ibreathdeath]

You make my day better! c:

[nighsarah]

I really miss these videos.

[tiesthijsthejs]

the earth will be incompetent and we'll live on the sun...I love this figure

[jaronedwardtager]

that was such a good joke in the beginning :)

[keepthelife]

You guys-he's an An actor, named Madison Patrello, he created the character to gain Youtube popularity and the attention of the community

[icycupcake1]

Poor kid he's mentally challenged.... I feel srry for him. Thumbs up if you feel srry for him.........

[xxheadlesssniperxx]

@icycupcake1 Your so stupid...

[TheKanonHara]

@xxheadlesssniperxx

You're*

[krissmith57]

Why is it so hard for him to complete a thought? Is he actually like this?

[MultiJokesMan]

is this a joke ?

[fuckthemzombies]

i am so aannoyed

[Corios]

Hahah I loved when he laughed at his joke

[TheTactics88]

Hahahahahaha if ya going to say the word incompetent make sure you use it in the right context and make sure you know what it means

[fifo816]

The sun is 27 million degrees Fahrenheit

The human body can sustain it'self to 220 degrees with 10% humidity

Your argument is invalid, go back to school

[thebignomnomface]

its a joke

[paigepartyanimal]

... wow u guys he is not retarted he is a person like urselves

[CaptainOscarrr]

well i thought it was cute..

[TOmdAbOOM1]

gay fucker



[LOOOL811]

@ComedyGuy362 Actually it's 3.998 billion...

[Waendchen]

it would all just be really hilarious if he was just a really good actor this whole time and made a video showing how he really was. or he's actually retarded....

[koreanborn165]

@Waendchen hate to spoil it for you but yeah, lol, he was acting. and damn good acting at that.

[peoplewhodrinkable]

I wasn't expecting you seriously! :)

[viewcow]

you are african dont worry bro

[ericm8205]

this kids swaq is to nice, sorry im just making a joke to loosen the tension

[brendasudduth36]

u are so fucking retared im go to find u and kick your ass

[claxy1337]

@brendasudduth36 yer brah you are the tuffest prick on the block :)

[Dent0n32X]

@brendasudduth36 Shut up! What's your problem!

[ChadIsRadXD]

@goldengangsta2262 yea, hes setting himself up to get made fun of by putting more videos on for ppl to make up more insults

[SkateBrickyard]

hey man lemme buy those rights to live on the sun. thatd be slick as warm owlshit

[ssjhokagepirate1]

now im about to flame..

[ThaFridgeMan]

IS this guy for real...

[TheLegendOfBrooklyn]

man cash in on it.basically become a partner make money off merchandise and off ur views like souljaboy or smosh....fuck them get urs my nigga this world is two things not three.1.Its Cold as a motherfucker.2.no one cares about u but u so do what benefits u.

[Lauritzenproductions]

You just attracted so much more by trying to copyright the idea of living on the sun within 4 years....

[wafflecake98]

Ignore the haters ;)

[laxrugbyfootball]

dude... what is this????? please go outside.

[derbyhorse9]

wow you are sooooooooooo stupid noone is ever going to live on the sun and i mean EVER you idoit

[Newbyneon]

@derbyhorse9lik a cok because you suck for real

[derbyhorse9]

@Newbyneon whatever

[leaffandigger]

trollin?

[Zeneph13]

@leaffandigger I hope to God he is...

[noahanator5]

Bitches please he was a teen it used to be in so stfu! Dax I lik all ur vids

[BucketHippo]

what the FUCK are you wearing?

[BritishDarthVader4]

you say video like thecomputernerd01(Josh)

[koko4kokoapuffs]

is this a joke

[makkertje95]

Dude, your gay

[AbridgedShippuden]

It's PeeWee!

[randomguy32488]

Scarry thoughts

[Terrormuffin88]

Genius.

[KennyGkienan]

@sexualalec your one of the smart ones now

[dumtrainerpierce]

I really hope to buy the rights before 2012.

[MsJbfan1234]

U ARE WEIRD

[TheTryHardds]

st udder ur a fucking retared go die and grone

[MrDevHan]

Mate, you need some help :/

[vincentmazur]

i agree, trading 4 billion dollars for 2 million is a good deal

[EmmzyRox7]

i love you((: <3

[Waffeman11]

Out of style?

[buttholer91]

I accept!

[kronakk]

Obsolete.

[RockXStarEvan]

I read the video title as "I am Black"

[xXichbingerardsXx]

@RockXStarEvan rasist O.o

[BubblePop250]

You make my uncle who failed middle school 3 times look like an albert einstein

[allstar49161]

whoa.... ive never heard of this kid and i just watched last blog ever and then this one... and whoa. huge huge hugeeee difference.... wth happened? meds?

and i'm pretty sure he doens't know what "incompetent" means... sell the rights to what...? is he being funny...? but i like the new haircut..

[awesome1430]

dax your awesome

[abudasho]

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WANNA LIVE ON THE SUN???

[iloveyoumirajx]

when i first looked at this video i thought it said i am black!? (:

ILOVEYOU DAX!!

marry meeeee??!!!!!

[Chickenhunter22]

Oh god, hes back, we have to shut down youtube again

[wootwootrahrah]

U really think someone will pay that much. Are retarted or something

[1994mmarchand]

Youu da best !!!!

[pratttan]

Living on the sun?

Wow. You really are retarted.

[Kahunabro1997]

this motherfuckers retatded, drippin on acid, and belongs in a mental institute

[Gorrilaz45]

sorry about this but are you from a different country originally, cause ur accent doesnt seem american or ifs that just the way u talk?



[HarleyKB1]

I <3 you man! Fuck the haters!

[gramps24]

que?

[kellierenshaw]

Wait. What?!! O_o

[Arodoraa]

Wow, that was the saddest thing i've ever heard I think... "I fear people will hate me" That's really terrible, man...

[henkiewessel]

kids, dont take drugs

[GNRslash28]

your jokes are so not funny that I laugh at them

[fobgurly]

I <3 DAXFLAME. FUCK THE HATERS

[TheMysteryPCgamer]

what are the 10 secs breaks mid.. the sentence

[KennyGkienan]

where did you go?

[Harcy101]

GOD BLESS U EVERYONE :D

[UGLYRAED]

Glad to see that your back :)

[goudy95]

Are you serious?? >_>

[acidjay101]

no1 cares

[TheProjectmaniac]

@acidjay101 why are you watching

[1990rouge]

hope you are acting otherwise i'm laughing for te wrong reasons XD

[randomchick908]

umm ur weird and i dnt know wat ur tlking about in ur video but ok??

[jaronedwardtager]

@randomchick908 define weird

[MsRougesang]

0:00-0:24 all i can think about are the lack of pants

[illieXrAwRX]

mabe we should build a planet closer to the sun!! ill buy that idea from u! hehe how much?? :D

[illieXrAwRX]

I love you! I love you so much! you r rhe funnyst person ever! :D ur so cool:D heheheh

[Rasmusorum]

Hahaha, you are so fucking awesome! This is the irl answer for Jimmy!

[Xin1994]

Do you guys like not see he is trollin' you all?

[Furufuruu]

Are you OK man...? 

[tcrewkrueger]

no body would stop u so do it

[ImplingB0MB]

your joke wasn't funny but how you just thought it was hilarious was kinda funny

[ShinyStuffingMix]

and your shirt makes you look like a homo from puerto rico

[ShinyStuffingMix]

i'm sorry to recomment but.. are you perhaps a misformed hybrid? because truly the human being cannot be this retarded..

[ShinyStuffingMix]

fucking retarded! I hope this kid's parents are proud of themselves for producing such a fucking retarded child!!

STOP BREEDING PEOPLE

[Memberotto]

@ShinyStuffingMix I think he isn't like this for real, because he is one of those chaps on "the channel" some YT comedians.

[Rasmusorum]

@ShinyStuffingMix Oh my god, so naive and stupid you are.. It's so clear that this is a setup. Maybe you are the one who shouldn't have been born.. RETARD

[UNSCSAVAGE]

ill buy it

[CatchCiara]

Rick Astleys Retarded brother..!?

[CurlyBap17]

Dear love him, hez soo awkward!

[coolkid123175]

you are back nice dude for 4 weeks i haveint play my channel for 2 days so hi =3

[textmeturk]

i ll buy it i work 4 NASA

[souheilhallani]

ill buy them

[moonking192020]

this is funny as man

[ParkerBlitz]

so about the sun... your fucking stupid

[campos489]

this is the stupidest shit ive ever heard

[HadjiandtheTurbans]

thats so old and ew/// good shit.

[wolf71645]

your jokes arnt funny.

you should stop doing these videos. bec you suck

[SSSIIIEEERRRAAA1]

@wolf71645 umm it is funny and he shouldnt stop doing them, if you dont like them than don't watch them

[1desiretaco]

Are you the kid who made those george bush videos? What's with the lisp? Are you deaf?

[vey2go]

only us aspie understand why he's is so funny because he understands our educated humor.

[johnmacward]

He's brilliant and I don't know why. He reminds me of David Brent.

[draked1]

his mouth isn't even going along with what he is saying, this is pathetic and stupid

[landonhope]

@draked1 ur moms pathetic and stupid.....dont ask

[Devin98168]

LAME!

[fablelord3001]

it is impossible to live on the sun

[Yomusic1]

lol!!

[OfficerMcGroist]

I would like to buy the rights to live on the sun. I will give you two million dollars.

[loserman1028]

@OfficerMcGroist You sir, are a genius with great business tactics, I would love to jump on board and split the payment and co-sign for the sun. I think we can make this happen hahahahaha.

[LizM66]

u r fucking awsum

[boyzinthesuburbs]

...ur a dumbass...

[Cardell15]

u need YOur own tv show

[cahrahmelah]

yeah we have 2 years to figure out how to live on the sun

[thumperlovin]

incompetent means stupid btw.... :)

[fordy1998]

Get Some DESIGNER CLOTHES ON YO' ASS!

[CCJWparcourgymnastic]

we can't live on the sun duhhhhhhhh OMG

[chito488]

here's a way to survive! put some sun block (lots of it i repeat, jump into a pool full of sun block but put on a heat resistant suit, ice on your skin, and lots of tanning lotion just for the fun of it). I've tried this before many people r going to say that i cant because they want money believe me im in nasa we've tried this your the first person to ever hear this! im excpecting that money! keep making your videos!!!!

[Gdanohrukrodmmtefce]

Conan O'brien + Timmy from South Park = this guy.

[jakep2007]

i believe the word you were looking for was obsolete.

[uhavemooface]

Why make fun of someone you don't know. This guy is just like everyone else. Hes a human being and we need to stop making fun of people who are different. I like this guys videos. He is acting like himself. That is hard for a lot of people on youtube. Everyone else makes shit up as they go along. This guy has something to say. That would be kind of cool if we could live on the sun. But of course that won't ever happen.

[disluxia]

ARE YOU ON FUCKING ACID?!

[dariusandleland]

LOSER!

[karlllsss]

are you acting or are you really like this??????????

[PAINTBALLOWNAGE42]

hes acting

[Michelle41697]

@karlllsss He's actually like this.

[TotallyBlog]

The sun is a ball of burning gas. And if we even got close to it, we would burn to death.

[sk8errboii]

@TotallyBlog Thannnnks dude, i learned that in 2nd grade. You are sooooo smart.

[69hayleybaby69]

oh my god, if you dont like his videos then dont watch them but for all the people that comment him neggatively should just get a life and leave him the fuck alone. I like them and he has a whole lot more views than alot of people on youtube

[BlaBlahBoy]

SMOK3THEDOP3, the sun isn't a planet and fond something else to do than sell stuff wrong and male fun of people. Btw I think Dax is cool. Go ahead and call me a bitch or whatever I don't care.

[jconelove]

control ur lips man they make u look like ur mentaly challanged

[TehInfamousPker]

@jconelove dude he is.. watch all of his videos and u will see..

[SMOK3THEDOP3]

You are not funny! you are the biggest fuckin fucked up dick head mother fukin wanking retarded cunt in the whole fucking sola system and no we wont be living on the fucking sun you dick head . everyone does hate you for making these fucking vids.if i was in you house i would beat the shit out of you. You special needs cunt!

[AutismPrime]

@SMOK3THEDOP3 excessive swearing makes you cool right?

[SMOK3THEDOP3]

Are you a spaz in all of your vid?? What the fuck makes you think tha we will be living on a planet that is 15 million degrees. You are seriousley fuck up, i recommend counciling and stop making vids because they are all a load of shit.

[MegaNairolf]

you are such

Deutschland Deutschland an alle deutschen kameraden 88 ihr seid geil.

[sibel308]

ach ihr seid ja süß, habt ihr menschen mit nem iq unter 88 nun auch ne kameradschaft gegründet? du kannst schon mal stolz auf dich sein, nicht viele menschen mit nem iq von unter 88 können einen computer bedienen.

[DEERSHAQ]

Sad, I laugh only in pity lol

[the2014]

what drug did he fuckin smoke?

[esedesofia]

im rlly RLLY curious: I rlly want to know if ur faking or not. anyways you are cool and i like ur videos : )

[yakazaw222]

dude. i dont wanna hate on you buuuuut i lagit think u got skitsofrenia. like everything is random n u thing ppl is out to get you......sooo yeah. id check that out.

[MegaRacist]

hey you painted your room. Your ideas are "strange'???

[Lizukie217]

Yer awesome!

People need to recognize and stop hatin :)

[ThaShellShow]

just watched the video. ur a total bass and thashellshow approves. check the video response and let us know whatcha think!

[DaveTheWargamer]

This shit SUXXXX !! You are sick ! And you are an strange ! (\/ down )

[FearTheCam3ra]

Ok if this is fake, you have a really good sense of humor :D If this is real. Holy shit go kill urself no joke ur fucking messed up

[snapop23]

polar bears = to hot

[MsIcecreamsandwich]

DAX, YOU ROCK!!

[maltesereaper]

y be sorry ur jokes arent funny

[GiganticAsses]

@maltesereaper Fuck you.

[premachu3]

dax you was a lil funny before, but now you try too hard to act stupid.

Living on the sun? its obvious you dont think thats real....come on dont over do it

[TheYouevilmonkey]

you r a motha fucka dick sucka ...p.s people do hate u

[Fifalegendxxyy9]

I want the rights

[killboy19]

at 3:47 he cracks a little and almost breaks character