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  • ur so sexy i luv u

  • If you mix up the letters in Santa it makes Satan

  • YOUR SO RIGHT! my nephu didn't know santa and he said does he watch me while i'm in the shower o.0

  • santa comes through the little hole in my dryer XD

  • thumbs up if ur watching this in 2012!!!<3

  • It's funny how he is dressed up as Santa....

  • @Pankomputerek umm its not funny AT ALL...

  • Amunita Muscaria

  • Im stoned and I wasnt really paying attention to this so just post Fake

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  • dear santa

    this year i was naughty im very sorry but it was totally worth it you FAT JUDGMENTAL PRICK

    yours truly unhappy child.

  • Oh and number 3... leave captions on and watch the whole video.. I swear i better freaking get top comments or Fluffee will die!!! Sorry Fluffee don't kill me you're cool!! i SAID IM SORRY!!! OWWWW!!

  • HAHAHA!!! Ok 2 steps to enjoy the christmas song in the beginning...

    1.Turn on captions.

    2.Enjoy.

  • He's not real?

  • I've already decided my future kids won't believe in santa. Hope my future wife shares my pov.

  • The time i knew the toothfairy wasnot real was went my sister put the dollar and i was not asleep bitch she ruined it fuck her

  • I was pretty little when i found out, we went to the mall and first thing i noticed is Santa smelled like my father who was drunk most the time i knew him, yeah Santa did not smell like cookies and his beard was down so he could drink his beer and then he fell over. The staff just kinda gave us all teddy bears and moved us away all like "nothing to see here kids, just wait for him on Christmas and i'm sure he'll be sober then." and that was it for pretty much every kid who saw Santa that day.

  • i never sat on santa's lap. if my mom tried to get me to i would just go pull of the fake beard and ruin christmas for all the other children :D then i'd kick him in the nuts XD jkjkjkjk im soooooo kidding! i just sat beside him and cried my eyeballs out...

  • Fuckin true.

  • my mom thinks i still belive in santa, im 14 o_o

  • i love how his faces melts from happy to wtf is this

  • this was when fluffee wasnt that goodd..

  • i was told ween i was 11

  • Umm Santa Is Going To Kick Your Ass When He See's This Video!!!!!!

  • To the 70 people who disliked this FUCK YOU

  • he took my weed plant that fat basterd

  • leave santa alone :p

  • santa is a stalker

  • hahahahahah 69 dislikes

  • i always wondered why i never sat on a mall santa's lap... i am serious... my mom never took me... THANK YOU MOM ;D

  • hohoho come sit on my lap don't mind boner

  • santa has a dick so he can rape you in the chair! D:

  • I don't know why I didn't figure out santa wasn't real sooner, because I DON'T EVEN HAVE A CHIMNEY...

  • hes funnier now then back in 2007

  • for x mas i got left 4 dead 1 and 2 and mine craft and a cute sock monkey hat :D

  • SWEET! I got an xbox, tv, games, cd's, and a note from santa, says something about an STD. Idk, hell. And every santa at our mall that my lil brothers and sister go to every year smell like ham and vomit so....

  • Sweet I GOT AN XBOX 360! Hey where's my TV?

  • When I was 3, I was mean all YEAR long. and I got christmas presents. Then I asked my mom why I got presents cause I was mean all year long. Then my mom told me that he's not real. I was so pissed.

  • fluffe lets kill santa and the perverted mall santas

  • this is y i wate 4 hem wit a shootgun

  • i'm wating for someone to kill there dad cuz they think he's a rober xD

  • @MrXpersonX Call the police not not murder...

  • 1:28 HALARIOUS

  • Santa has a list of all the naughty girls in the world. and then he checks the list twice, and sneaks into naughty girl's houses during the night. Not the jolly fat man you thought him to be now is he?

  • @69avocado haha

  • ok so i watch ur new vids and you do not have that gotee!!

  • say house again.

  • 'go ahead sit on my lap little girl we'll talk about the first thing that pops up' OMFG. LMFAO. ROFLZ. soooo funny. definately the first time i've heard that. woww

  • Santas not real...?

  • oh my god you are so fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Fucking sick and tired of santa eating my damn cookies..

  • annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd who the hell is santa

  • i hate the intro i love the fluffeee

  • i pissed myself at the intro

  • when i found out there was no santa like idk 6 years ago i took it like hell i still get free stuff and just 2 hours that my mom told me there was no santa i was like

    " REALY I DIDNT KNOW no shit he isnt real"

  • dont u hate when one of the top comments says thumbs up

  • my mom told me santa fell off a roof and died when i was 3...

  • He sees u when ur sleeping, he knows when ur awake... Stalker?

  • @ClockBroken1234 or pedpofile

  • Note: Santa Clause is the patron saint of prostitutes (and a bunch of other stuff), this is because he save like 2 or 3 prostitutes from being sold to a brothel. Ho Ho Ho lol

  • Come sit on my lap, we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

  • santa satan, coincidence?

  • there's a gay santa at my mall

  • I was just telling my brother that Santa's a pervert. He makes toys for little boys and girls, he SEES your kids when they're sleeping, and probably awake, which means he watches them take showers, and use the bathroom, and so on, it's kinda creepy. If Santa was real and I saw him sneak through the chimney (which we don't have a chimney) I would straight up call him a pervert and and not let him put the presents under the tree. For all we know, he put some kind of chemicals on the toys. And why

  • haa santa clause isnt even a good child figure , hes always running around with his beer kegger and his 3 ho's aha ! damn santa damn !

  • @Mr777777b

    He knows that, he just said that because Santa took something dumb ass

  • you don't need a DVD player when you have an xbox

  • my mom was rapping presents then at like 12 midnight i freakin trashed my x-mas tree

  • Wow, your life sucked when you were little...

  • u guys i have a good story on how i found out santas not real!!!!!! when i was 9 i walked down to the basement and i saw my mom wrapping gifts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and my mom yelled get the fuck up stairs!!!!!!!!! lol i was completely confused :(

  • "we pay him in cookies."

    we could pay him in gum if that's what he'd like?

  • MAKE NEW VIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Thumbs up if you're watching this video in 1942.

  • A fat, old guy, who probaly Drunk. He breakes into your house, just to say "he has something for your kids".

  • miss this fluffie

  • true wheni sat on one of the santas at the mall i sware i felt him get a boner no joke and this was 7 years ago im 13 now

  • true wheni sat on one of the santas at the mall i swar i felt him get a boner no joke

  • Santa: Im so Ho Ho Horny...

  • looks so cute in red :}

  • he knows when you are NAUGHTY or nice

    i made naughty capitalized for a reason

    so you can see it

    you know......:D

  • this tastes like liquid shit! LMFAO!!!!!!!!

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  • im not hateing on u fluffee u funny as heck but intro is kind of dumb may try changeing it up a lil maybe

  • sorry got to caried awat... jiji love u all

    

  • Dear Santa,

    i have been the nicest kid in my neiborhood. I donated food to the poor. I got strait A just to get ur atention. I never questioned my mom. All i asked in return was a laptop and a puppy. U gave me a jojo and some pant. U have the balls to came into my house eat my cookies and leave me with some crapy toys!! Next time dont even go to my house or i'll poisen ur cookies and fuck i'll fuck u up!!

    thank u for ur time and fucking marry christmas to u all!!! pff as if

  • @paolanicole8 Do you believe in Santa?

  • i never beliveid in santa because how in the hell could just one god dame person travel around the world in one night and he need to get into his bag and dig into it to get the right present in a small bag thats magic and shit iam render cant fly and fat people can not fit down chimneys come on commen sense jezz

  • kids should not watch this video

  • i figured out santa was fake when i was 4 , and when my parents told me he wasn't real i told them i already knew , they asked how and i said tv .

  • fagit im joking lol

  • i learned when i was 4 because my mom thought she wanted to take me to church but it never ended up happening i was so sad

  • Oh fluffee, when will your coffee start tasting good?

  • @skulgirl123 when he gets some in his cup

  • @69avocado lmfao!

  • Fuck Santa

    He's Crazy!!!

  • Lol yeah... He knows if you've been naughty, he knows where you sleep, he asks you for a freaking lap dance in a public place, he breaks into your house... And steals food.... I found out he was fake when I saw my moms writing on the present tag...

  • LOOL

    

  • I would never sit on santas lap when i was little in a the pictures of me and santa im about 10ft away screamin and crying lol

  • I got a mall santa arrssted for getting a boner (first and last time) -.-

  • I miss this intro! It's the best!

  • Lol. The first intro. Good times..

  • on* lol :P

  • Santa's a perv?!?!? that would explain the pointy thing i felt when i sat of his lap...

  • santa is an asshole

  • we could kill him if he real but he not real it a lie

  • santa's fat cuz he eats babies.

  • @snoopylover911 hahaha!

  • haha the mugs empty

  • Santa first apeared in a cartoon. Santa isn't real I found out when I was 11.

  • @gianteatingtaco GEEZZ! i found out when i was like, 6...

  • I agree. I still can't believe I sat on their laps :(

  • Um, There is a santa

  • @YourAddictive

    LOL troll or retard?

  • @MarkDunne1698  Idk...

  • DAMN SANTA, STOOL MY COOKIES I DROPPED ON THE FLOOR BY ACCIDENT AND LEFT THEM THERE FOR MY DOG!

  • I help mum and dad be santa by eating the cookies my little siblings left out :)

  • where did he get tha wig ?

  • Q~Q no santa??? Q~Q

  • i love you fluffeetalks

  • i remember when i went to see santa when i was 6.... i swear to god i refused to sit on his lap.

  • @queenluver213 im 11 and that happend to me last year i punched the "santa" guy in the balls he didnt how any thing to show that i hit him maby it was a mr claws

  • thumbs up if you still watch his videos in the 2011 XD

  • @df57524 no shit im watching this in 2087

  • @df57524 No, im watching this in 1800BC on my Istone

  • hoo dee boo dee Fluffee santa

  • I've gotten laid before with that pickup line. Later I found out she was a hooker and the hoe charged me like 250 bucks man. Wtf yo.

  • "Perverted old fat man legs"

    So this is the video where you got that clip for your "Shit! Fuck!" video. :D

  • LOL i am sitting next to my xbox with my kinnect on and when fluffee yelled xbox it responded to it.

  • yeah exactly, a big fat guy comes into your houses steals your cookies and milk and leaves you presents that could have been stolen. the reindeer eat all of your carrots and leave shit on the roof of the house. gosh! but first he wants you to sit on his lap. and he calls you a hoe repeatadly. really? santas a fag! lol just joking (not really)

  • ouch

  • The Thumbnail was him in a santa hat and flipped out because it wasn't the Fluffee hat D:

  • LOL, my mom's favorite phrase to say around Christmas time is; "If santa know's if you've been bad or good, wouldn't he see the naughty girls and wouldn't they all get presants?" idk if that's the whole thing, but my drunk cousins think it's halarious :)

  • the chimney in my house as been blocked it must be full of spiders and dead things

  • come sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that "pops up" does that not sound wrong to you

  • @izzyhill77 that is the point

  • bear traps...those ought stick to his fat ass

  • a xbox is a upgraded version of a DVD so id happy if i had a xbox and my DVD player got stolen

  • He sees u when ur sleeping... LOL XD

  • OMG im wearing a santa hat right now i swear to god.

  • @RandyRhodesFan420 why are you wearing a santa hat?

  • @hausdubstep i dunno i was all like hey ima smoke this joint and wear this cool ass hat y i watch flufee, u know the usual

  • @RandyRhodesFan420 hehehe u rock :)

  • @hausdubstep Damn straight

    

  • If I ever saw FLuffee as Santa in the mall I'd be like "FFFLUUUFFFEEEEEE *Knocks over FLuffee*"

    But if it isn't FLuffee I'll be like "PERVERTED OLD FAT MAN LEGS, RUN AWAY!"

  • Wait...? Santa... isn't real? D: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!!!

  • I nearly pissed myself when he said.

    YOUR LETTING YOUR KIDS SIT ON PERVERTED OLD FAT MAN LEGS!!!

  • not to mention that if you rearange the letters of Santa it spells Satan

  • I love the face change during the song!!! :D = D:<

  • There is no santa???

    NO!!!! D:

  • Preverted old fat man legs LMAO <3

  • i was told he was fake when i was 3

  • I never believed in Santa. Anyone else with me? Lol, I always knew my parents were the ones buying me the gifts.

  • My grandpa was a Santa

  • Thanks for raping my childhood.

    I figured it out when I was 7 I think.

    My mom told me when I was 14. I was like: "No shit."

  • My mom told me when I was 8 and I was like...

    "Oh, so it was you who gave me this black barbie doll?"

  • i figured out Santa wasn't real when i was 7. i came downstairs on Christmas Eve at around 11 at night, and i closed my eyes so i couldn't see what was going on with the preparations, because i loved the surprise decorations. right before i closed my eyes, i saw my mom and my uncle dragging two huge pink and orange things across the room. the next morning, my sister and i woke up to two fantastic pink and orange bean bag chairs from Santa. that's how i figured it out, but i was still happy! :)

  • in my household we dont like to hear ho ho ho every christmas eve we like to hear go ho KABOOM! goog old landmines i love you

  • red santa was invented by cocacola. originally it was a dwarf from ireland. green and evil. so i heard.

  • @deathangelsweet No Santa was orriginal the Dutch 'Sinterklaas' Or 'Sint Nicolaas' (same person different name).

    Or Sinterklaas was 1 of the source of Santaclaus.

  • hold 2,3, or 4 for uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh

  • OMG I GOT LEGOS!! where is my... mommy where is out living room t-v? *mom* oh santa said he needed to borrow it this year..

  • Santa The Stalker!~

    Hes best friends with Pedo Bear!~

    And they are coming for you!

  • I never really believed in Santa. It was the Tooth Fairy I believed in. :D

  • I GOT A PS3!

    I swear... ...I had... ...A Wii....

  • I don't need to rethink Santa. I'm Jewish :P

  • 67 Mall Santas Saw this and disliked it

  • Dude, you don't need a dvd player if you have an xbox...

  • @theHDJs you do if its a blu ray player