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  • he shd hav been on kung fu panda

  • @armyboi2012 you mean kung fu chief

  • This videos of halo, are so funniest, great creation man

  • I literally laugh at the entire video.

  • I wish this were a movie...

  • Hahahaha the baby

  • that why mastercheif meele attacks lol so good

  • I was kinda hoping this would come out.

  • this was pointless

  • 18 people missed out on all of the heavenly gwory

  • Lololololo what a dog shut up cortana

  • Lmao Everytime He Said Shut Up He Sounded Like Napoleon Dynamite

  • baby chief

  • Kill truth

    Coming 2552

  • Always use condoms kids.

  • 0:31 he's got katana...

  • Not Navy... Not "seamen"..WTF? He's a part of United Nations Space Command as project Orion under Dr. Hasley, soldiers were called Spartans...(I think you know that though) armor is called MJOLNIR( Thor's hammer, also "the crusher") went though human augmentation at the age of 14, but was first trained at the age of 6. Called John, Spartan 117, or Master Chief because he's Chief of Blue Team, and Petty Officer Master Sergeant

  • @1008668006

    You left out the part where he was kidnapped from his home and replaced by a clone so his parents would never know he was gone, as well as the part where he lost all of those in his team during what could only be considered a suicide mission during the Battle for Reach and how Halo Reach would never touch what had happened to John and his team throughout the events in the game.

  • dude who cares? Seriously bungie doesnt give a damn about the fans, i mean look at that cop out known as halo reach

  • @notmack You're talking to yourself... And of course Bungie cares about the fans. It's not fucking IW or AV... And what the fuck are you talking about when you say cop out?

  • If they did why did they make you pay 60 bucks for a 3 hour mission pack? over 100 for a tiny helmet, another 70 for the completely uninformative "halopedia"? BTW, nice job whining about a month old post. Oh before I forget, cop out means that they just slapped something together just because they wanted even more money

  • @notmack You do realize barely anyone bought anything but the game, right? And by mission pack you mean the campaign? If so, you have a tiny intention span.

  • would that be for both shitty games? And no it was a mission pack, not a real campaign, because I last time I checked , a campaign was supposed to last longer then 3 hours. Also its called an "attention" span not "intention" maybe instead of reading halo novels you should listen to your teacher.

  • @notmack 3 Hour mission you say? You know , if you just finished the game in 3 hours then your a fucking retard.. Playing 3 hours non stop? Haha maybe you should go outside and enjoy some air

  • Hey nice job flaming me on a month old post and if I wanted your opinion I would have given it to you.

  • @notmack And im sure none of this video's viewers wanted to hear your dumbass opinion about finishing the game in 3 hours , Sure play it in easy mode that fine with me but if you don't actually at least finish it in normal, You should probably stfu..

  • Sounds like a mad 12 year old that got ripped off on odst. Normal was easy and heroic was easy too, so why are you getting butthurt that I said that?

  • @notmack When i bought the game it took me a little one and the whole day to finish , So yeah as you see it actualy makes me mad when some dumb kids pretend they finished a game fast and say it sucks just cause the fact is that they don't like it and want to make it look bad , If its your intention you probably should go say that kind of comment on an Halo-Hate video..

  • I'm sorry you lost 24 hours of your life to a shitty game. I'm sorry you lost 24 of your life to GAyLO Reach-around lololoolololololololololololol­oolololololololol

  • @notmack LOL , And your calling me an 12 years old? Oh i have to tell you i enjoyed those 24 hours , but i kinda feel sad for your miserable life , Maybe you should put an end to it don't you think? =/ , I'm not sure which game your protecting right now but by putting your idiotic comments you just proved Halo is actually a better game then it and it'll always be a better game then it no matter what , Well i guess il leave you to continue trolling like a 12 years old , Peace lil kid ;)

  • Really? Wow you are as dumb as you sound

  • @notmack If i am dumb then that means your a fucking retard without a brain.. So yeah continue trolling my lil friend , And come up with smarter come backs cause you just got owned sir.. x)

  • Sure, on some planet that was a really great burn. Your problem? This is earth.

  • @notmack I said a nice comeback , not you changing the subject and starting to talk about another planet , Geesh man i was expecting a smart comeback this time but its actually worse , maybe you should stop and admit it you got owned sir x3

  • Really? You cant understand what I even said? You shouldn't breed.

  • Awww, all I said is that you would pollute the gene pool with your retardation (also explaining why you like halo so much) why should you be offended by the truth?

  • @notmack My retardation? Who was the one that was trolling and spamming lolololol? I think your more of a retard then i am , 10x would be accurate.. Oh its not a question about like , Its just when a lil 12 years old kid says he finished an campaign in 3 hours , its annoys me to see such dumbass liars like yourself.. Well its okay , Without retards like you in this world it would be a real nightmare.. Haha this is actually worth my time xD

  • How was I spamming and If you're so intelligent, why do you type so poorly?

  • @notmack I don't blame you for not having the capabilities of not read that other comment you did.. Oh and i type poorly? Heh , I didn't make a sole grammar error and you say i type poorly ? Oh like i said the 1st time , I don't blame you , Its not your fault if your such a retard xD

  • No you said odst and reach were excellent games, well worth $60. I called you a genepool polluting idiot and said you typed poorly. Then you said "NO U" and then declared you're pidgin english to be perfect. Do you even read your own posts?

  • @notmack Heh , you see this is why i call you retard , SINCE WHEN I STARTED TALKING ABOUT ODST AND REACH? Wow man seriously i was playing around whit you but your seriously exaggerating , AND I SAID NO U? Oh my god , seriously man oh my god you really have a problem , You should be the one reading the other posts you dumb fuck , I never said NO U , Oh its probably your brain who see's it as that , I feel bad for the next generation of your family haha , Dumbfuck isn;t enough for you tought..

  • Oh @AEXario I was paraphrasing, more importantly, U mad?

  • @notmack Heh , yeah each time change the subjects , And you do know what paraphrasing means right? Stay on the same shit , Oh buts it hard for you eh? Since you get owned each time and you don't have a shit to say , So then you start paraphrasing with out really knowing what your saying , Haha , Lol we started with the 3 hours lying shit and were here talking about Reach xD , Funnest argument ever x)

  • @AEXario you keep using that word "owned" I don't think it means what you think it means

  • Another thing you have yet to prove that reach doesn't suck, just letting you know

  • @notmack I never tried Reach so i can't really say , You should do the same , Try out a game before criticizing it..

  • So you don't even what you're talking about, I ALMOST feel sad to say that I'm not surprised.

  • @notmack HAHA xD!! , DIDN'T YOU TELL ME I HAD YET TO PROVE REACH DOSENT SUCK AND I SAID THAT I REALLY CAN'T SAY I BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE THE GAME? xDD , Holy crap man , Heh , And in your next post you are going to tell me i used Caps Lock too much and change the subjects again? Oh my god are you really retard at this point? Oh and this is for your next post , Stay in the same subject and don't start talking bout something else.. Hehe i bet you will cause you really don't have anything to say , xD

  • No @AEXario I'm not really "retard' at this point, but rather, sad. Sad that rather then getting menial job training, as thats all you're apparently good for, they have given you access to the internet, where you have defended the shitiest game of 2010 (a game you never played yet claim is great) and have woven a fantasy world where everything you say is brilliant and any dissent is considered an inane non sequitur. Ergo all the insults pointed at me actually apply to you, very sad indeed.

  • @notmackShittiest game you say? Halo 3 is the most soled game on the Xbox , And by that it means its one of everybody's favorite , And not only that I DO have the game , I claimed i didn't have Reach, So that's why i said i can't say a thing about it , You see? Oh and if you meant Halo Reach , It was awarded more honors then the shitty game you protecting , Real-Time visual effect , etc , And i never criticized Halo Reach , I just said i don't have the game yet to judge it , Get to read better.

  • Just because it " most soled" doesn't mean it was good. Reach was overhyped and no one plays it since "everyone" plays left4dead or black ops. Sooo, have any more fantasies to share with me?

  • @notmack xDD , Oh my god man , Heh i think your the one that is having fantasies , No one plays it anymore ? Listen up fag and stop dreaming , Halo Reach has more Multiplayer players then Left4Dead or Black Ops ( 360 ) , So your protecting Black Ops eh? Sucks for me i love that game , But the fact your protecting Black Ops against Halo 3 or Reach makes both those games better then Black Ops , So you understand? I think your the one having fantasies , So your just a fanboy eh? Meh..

  • I don't play either, but the stats say that they're both more played. No one plays halo 3 and reach, except for maladjusted children. You cling to a crappy plot line, and a company that rarely if ever, produces a product. Frankly said, you either don't know what you're talking about, or are so starved of human contact, that you have to try and troll people (badly)

  • @notmack No one plays them? Everytime i go to play Halo 3 multiplayer there is always more then 20000 players online , Always , Sad fact eh? And the fact they are rarely producing game is cause they don't MAKE ANYMORE GAMES dumbass.. They gave the Halo series to 343 Industries , I think your the one who isn't knowing what he is talking about , Starved human contact? Are you telling me i barely meet anyone in real life? Eh man i don't know if you live at a dump but i actually go to school..

  • 20000 prepubescent children my ill-minded friend. Besides Bungie made all that money and they can't make a decent game? That's rather sad. What's also sad is that taxpayers waste money on the education that is in turn, wasted on you.

  • @notmack Heh really? Your education is more of wasted then rather mine , Don't you remember your older posts huh? Oh no already forgotten? The memory not strong enough? Well i don't mind because at least i get education heh :P . Sucks for you , You don't , Counting on playing on the computer 20/24 hours won't get you anywhere, You lack in intelligence.. Heh , And i guess your mind told you that those 20k were 20k Prepubescent children? xD , Your stupidity makes arguing very fun with you..

  • So that's it huh? You're just going to take my insults and then try to call them your own? U sound mad

  • @notmack Did i sound man in my last post? xD , You know , You sound more mad then i am actually , Oh come up with longer posts , Its no fun with short ones like those..

  • You don't sound like a man and I'm very thankful that I don't have to physically listen to you, as the voices of children annoy me.

  • @notmack Hehe you don't get it don't you? Normal for someone with the sum of intelligence like you , Don't you get the feeling i am toying with you huh? Don't you get the feeling that all those xD faces meant something ? Ello wake up dumbass , I am toying with you , Confusing you , Make your next posts say another thing since i just proven your facts wrong , Haha , Well this was fun , But honestly becoming boring now =/

  • So by putting in emoticons, all the stupid little comments you made, all the fallacies and even the fact that you never played the stuff you defended, are really just brilliant debating tactics. I envy your simplicity for you seem to do just fine with such a "sum of intelligence"

  • @notmack Stupid little comments? , I kept my facts right not like you , Not only that you seriously didn't have anything to say  , Not only that , I DO have Halo 3 to judge it , Go check my account ,UndeadMiltonius on bungie.com , Heh , Oh and thanks for telling me that i am doing fine with my sum of intelligence , i feel sad that is is not for your case .

  • Why do I care? You NEVER knew what you were talking about.

  • Btw I'm happy that you admit that you have a problem, this is the first step for you to get treatment for your condition.

  • @notmack Heh oh yeah saying i keep my facts right and that i have halo 3 means that i admit have a problem? This makes me feel bad for you , I think you need treatment for your condition but your retardation cannot be helped cause its too major xDD!! , Oh my god here we start over again..

  • Because you started it over, because you changed the subject, because you lied, because you're 12, because you like a game you don't own and because you are a closeted homosexual, need I continue?

  • Oh did i mention you like Gaylo 3 and Gaylo Reach-Around?

  • @notmack Haha now that was the retarded kid i was talking about! Gaylo? xD , Your the first person i have heard that from.. So all the time you didn't know it was Halo and not Gaylo? Or is everything starts with Gay with you because of your obsession with homosexuals? Your dad abused you and the only thing you remember is his tiny dick in your mouth? xDD

  • Are you even trying anymore?

  • @notmack Sucks for you eh? Regret saying Gaylo more of it? And your telling me are you even trying anymore? Heh , Your the one not trying , each time saying dumb shit and you finish by regretting it and you decide to talk about something else because there's barely anything to say.. This is so worse the time x)

  • Really? Did you even understand what I said? Do you even know what you meant by saying "This is so worse the time?" Do you even realize how shitty all the Gaylo games are and yet you cling to them like Chris Chan clings Sonic the Hedgehog?

  • @notmack Hey that was a brain fart everybody gets them.. Especially you , How shitty they are? I played Halo CE,Halo wars , Halo 3 , They're all great , suck for you , You can't afford them , Or your probably a Ps3 fanboy cause they are 360 Exclusives? Lol you never having tryed them yet calling them shitty.. But its ok oh and don't make dumb Sonic references you eager fucktard..

  • You don't get the reference and that's pretty pathetic. By the way, why should I care that you played a game that repeated everything, a bad RTS and an overhyped cop-out? I wouldn't have payed $120 for all of them new and I wouldn't pay $2.50 (their current net value) for all of them today. Also how could I not afford bad games and own an expensive game console? You can't even think clearly can you? If you can't reply concisely then it'll confirm that you're a subhuman fanboy.

  • @notmack Those 3 games aren't 120$ together , Not even 100$ , Oh and i probably didn't get the reference because i don't watch sonic? You ever thought of that? Yet you don't get it , I know that you think the game is bad , But yet i don't think this is the ideal video to post your dumbass opinion , Why don't you make an Anti-Halo video and get some hate comments? Keep your opinion for your self , Because it isn't appreciated anywhere..

  • You appreciated it alright, otherwise, you wouldn't have replied so much. Since you failed at my challenge (miserably I might add) I have no choice but consider you a subhuman, to be purged at an Inquisitor's ealriest convenience, In the Emprah's name

  • @notmack Haha xD , Emprah? Were not in some empire , wake up a bit >.> , Oh by appreciated , i meant respected , Not taken seriously..

  • @notmack

    fail troll is fail

  • good job commenting on a 2 month old post, give yourself a pat on the back

  • @notmack

    You do realize that 2 months isnt that long right?if we were talking about over a year, then yes

  • The party ended 2 months ago, the soda's flat , the chips are stale and the cake's all gone, yeah it's been a while

  • hai to the "cheif" baby! ROFL!!!

  • i laughed like the master

  • LOL,baby chief

  • Master Chief is a Navy Seaman, not a soldier. Soldiers=Army, Marines=Marines, Navy=Seaman, Air Force=Airman

  • @vanvalydir you're absolutely 101% right, you just changed my mind.

  • lol the baby

  • i don't know why,but i want too see it :P

  • "what the hell is emotional content?"

  • What the hell is emotional content?... Shut up Cortana!

  • xD rolf

  • Noooooo.......................­.....o.o

  • lol

  • you dog!

    shut up cortana

  • so this is where master cheif gets his katana from, damn....

  • what a load of crap......slap!

  • dont talk back to pretty lady inside head lol xD

  • O this episode i miss G4tv on scfiy

  • what alot of crap mc gets owened

  • wtf.. no teabagging!? there should have been a teabagging scene!

  • don't talk back to pretty lady inside head!

  • what the f**k omg its so cool

  • he is your son"shows a baby whit a helmet"

    you dog!

    i said shudup cortana

  • master chief has a son

  • Thats where they get a katana from!!!

  • @austinrocssocks agreed bungie waz so imoressed they said why dont we put a random usesless sword in the game

  • lol.

  • don talk back to preety ladie in head......lol

  • the Next Halo ? xD

  • El oh el, YES!

  • lol and then one day an unfortunate accident NOOOOOOOOO hahaha be the best movie on earth

  • Cortana," chief you dog." Chief ," SHUT UP!"

  • "Don't talk back to pretty lady inside head!" XD

    Love it. ^_^

  • a baby master chief... HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • actually there was a sort of kung fu sopratan named li, so this could work XD if it wasnt a joke...

  • gay and sick

  • baby chief lool

  • "you dog" was the best part.

  • at :40 looks like MC unlocked the katana

  • 'i said shut up cortana'

  • lol!!!!!

  • Lawl.. Anyway Master Chief is like 6,7 tall.

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  • not even funny :S

  • lol!

  • LOL:D funny =D but person in master chiefs costume should be taller cuz chief is a tank

  • lolz XD that is so funny why cause he's a kung fu master,....chief =3

  • this is the funnist shit

  • lol. when he said, "Don't talk back to pretty lady inside head." funny.

  • lol but what a crap john-117 is a legend!

  • this is something from quintin terentino (i think i spelled that wrong

  • "you dog!"

  • "shut up cortana!" lol i laffed until i pissed my self

  • is your son

    HELMET JAJAJAJAJAAJAJAAA

  • so dumb and races!

  • They most likely used the Halo 3 collector's edition helmet figure display for the baby scene.

  • lol....when is the movie comin out...lol

  • lol its hilarious every time he just runs his hand down his beard, kinda racist though lol

  • I thought it was a kill bill reference or somthing like that

  • haha, I love that pause before he says "Chief"

  • alfin algo gracioso

  • dont focous on the frag

  • lol "hit me with emotional content"

  • Baby chief?

  • ummm the chief is infertile O.o

  • Not infertile, but his sexual drive is reduced to nothing.

  • Just hit him! already!! SHUT UP CORTANA *Smacks* Dont talk back to pretty lady inside head!

  • I'm John's twin and he has a really mean punch now, but he's not the same any more. He's changed.

    *Doges plasma 'nade*

    Whoops, got to go now!

  • um, will00117.... gay much?

  • This dumb website doesn't allow Hyphons in user names.

    p.s. it's hard to check your spelling in the middle of a battle with covanant...*BOOM*

  • wow....really will00117?...your weird...

  • hahahaha fuck my life

  • 1.04

  • i want the suit lol

  • just awesome xDDD

  • 1:21

  • I giggled like a little girl, this was so funny!

  • You dog!

  • best movie ever made

  • 0:37

  • XD g4 should make a mini series

  • That's how he got his katana.

  • thats what i was thinking

  • *Lady who is apparently Chief's wife/gf:* He's your son Chief.

    *Cortana:* You dog.

    *Chief:* Shut up Cortana

  • Finish the fight Kung Fu master.......Chief!

  • I would pay to see this movie in theaters.