Death Sticks

[0946218123]

Justin Bieber: you want to buy my cd

Obi wan: no one wants to buy your cd

Justin Bieber: no one wants to buy my cd

Obi wan: you want to go home and never sing again

Justin Bieber: I want to go home and shoot my self in face

Obi wan: how weak minded

[Kuceman]

George Lucas: Hello Obi-wan! Do you want to be shown in 3D?

Obi Wan: Nobody wants to see your movies in 3D.

George Lucas: Nobody wants to see my movies in 3D.

Obi-Wan: You will go home and go back to being a competent director.

George Lucas: I will go home and go back to be a-HEY WAIT A MINUTE!

[Bigbrowman1]

Haa, inferior to Alec Guinness 'These are not the droids your looking for!'

[kungfuscodic]

best movie quote i can think of

[utubeaccount00]

george lucas is terrible

[OneWeirdDude]

@utubeaccount00 Terribly good, you mean. Unless you were one of the (at present) two.

[mupp33n]

@OneWeirdDude Uhm, enhancesments in DVD, Enhancements in Bluray(Nooooo) and now the Pre-logy on Cinema in 3D... Hes amazing isnt he? WHY CANT THE GOD DAMN GUY JUTS DIE SO SOMEONE ELSE CAN MAKE SOMETHING OFF OF IT, LIKE A KOTOR ERA MOVIE

[JediRebelKid]

He sounds like Rikedy Cricket from Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia after Frank cut his jugular vein with a trash can and the wound got infected.

[rsqizar]

20 years later same thing happen but hes all old and has a hole thru his throat

[701068]

Easily the best scene in this movie..

[Ebsing4]

Best Star Wars scene ever!!! (nerd....)

[starwarslover015]

okay 4 some reason in history we got on the rabbit trail of drugs so when he talked about ciggertes i thought of this scene

[ACIDIZER69]

That's actually a catchy name for a new brand of cigs. I bet you culd sell zillions of them on Star Wars Con with a proper advertising from the Lucasfilm and scratchy voice of Harrison Ford. R2D2 would be a perfect vending machine and finally a lighter posing as a lightsabre. Jabba would have to play a role as a warning picture of cancer related deseases. C3PO fits perfectly for a PR advocate launching another debate about dangers of smoking. Sith as FDA official naturally

[RYCloud92]

Stephenie Meyer: You want to read some Twilight

Obi Wan: No one wants to read your Twilight

Stephenie Meyer: No one wants to read my Twilight

Obi Wan: You want to go home and kill yourself

Stephenie Meyer: I want to go home and kill myself

[skateboarding294]

i want some death sticks



[DiscordChaos]

"You wanna buy some death sticks?"

"Sure, why not?" :-)

[godboy114]

"You wanna buy some death sticks?"

"Ok..."

[TheVoiceOfReason93]

I wonder if Obi Wan would get suspended if he decides to Force suggest the kid to leave his stash and go do a one-shot at death stick trafficking?

[ReviewswithJake1]

This is what George Lucas should have been told before making the prequels

[Keith459001]

2 star wanted level???

[CMDRKillsalot]

One person bought Deaths Dicks. XD

[cronulla95]

i hadnt seen this in 5 years but its still good

[Leatherbubba]

I always wondered if drug dealers existed in the Star Wars universe. My life is now complete.

[blueluny]

Another shit idea shitilly produced in a shit cloud of a movie.

[buuski]

@blueluny

fuck you

[blueluny]

@buuski you must have been the guy who thought up midiclorians, well done!

[buuski]

@blueluny

you must be one of those people who cried at the sight of greedo shooting first.

like, literally, tears coming down your face in shame.

sad.

[blueluny]

@buuski ha! no. but if you say that cos im one of the people that thinks George Lucas only made these VERY shit films to make as muh money as possible, then youd be right. They are rubbish and there are a million different opinons as to why. Im not criticising those that DO get value from them. MAybe youre too young to realise that Cigarettes were soemtimes called Death Sticks? another facepalm moment. its what you get when you create by committee with the decisons motivated by money

[buuski]

@blueluny

Who cares?

[hallamhal]

Is it just me, or does that dude have no ears? Maybe that's why he's selling death sticks, he's saving for an ear transplant...

[MiSnowboarding]

Obi Wan drinks Bombay Sapphire

[RetardGenius]

a somewhat amusing scene in an otherwise terrible "movie"

[Rick1885]

You want to go home and rethink your life. Lol the best part of this scene.

[nepomusik]

The best part is that the dealer's name is Elan Sleazebaggano. It's like they're not even attempting to hide that this guy is a total nut.

He's also obviously the one dislike in this vid. As soon as he got home and was about to rethink his life, he got on here and disliked the vid.

[mastermalpass]

"You wanna buy some death sticks?"

"I'll take 12"

[bloakr]

@memorycardslut This also just lost me a bet. haha

[Meevinman]

@InuyashaFE Because of the copious amounts of death involved.

[ElredinStarfall]

i dont know why but its something to do with how the dealer's voice sounds that makes me laugh everytime

[Wonka275]

@InuyashaFE because they take ten years off your life every time you use them

[Eysteinpewzftw]

@InuyashaFE because they are death-sticks

[5ick1ntheH3AD]

you WANT to vote up this comment.

[StealthNull]

@5ick1ntheH3AD i want to vote up this comment. 

[LuthienofOssiriand]

this is the funniest part in the whole Saga!

[squii28]

@LuthienofOssiriand or later in that episode when obi wan shoot jango fett and attaches his whatchimacelled to him and then jango falls of the building and hes like "oh not good"

[starwarslover015]

@squii28 grapling hook

[johannesABC]

Why are drinking powerade in a bar

[veritas0071]

Edward Cullen wants to go home and rethink his life.

[squii28]

@veritas0071 lol so true

[nick20200]

that guy was mouse in the matrix :D

[neonal18]

Someone once tried to sell me some cigarettes. I waved my hand slowly at them and said "You don't want to sell me death sticks."

[starwarslover015]

@neonal18 o my i want to do that if some1 tries to sell me them. what did the guy do after u did it?

[neonal18]

@starwarslover015 He just looked at me weird and walked away.

[starwarslover015]

@neonal18 i wondered if he knew what u were talking about

[starwarslover015]

@neonal18 it would've been funny if he said "i don't want to sell u cigetes"

then u would say "u want to go home and rethink your life" then he says "i want to go home and rethink my life"

[neonal18]

@starwarslover015 Yeah, it would've been.

[thereaperz1]

how fricking cool is the way he slips the death stick back into his sleeve.. lovely little trick

[mindtrump42]

@thereaperz1 It was digital. Lucas thought the scene didn't have enough going on, so he put in the death stick trick for flair.

[rockakitty1993]

@thereaperz1 OMG I NEVER NOTICED TIL YOU PIONTED IT OUT :O FRIGGIN AMAZING!

[MayonaiseKing100]

what the FUCK ARE DEATH STICKS! haha, worst advertising aswell, sound so unappealing

[dchang11]

@MayonaiseKing100 they are similar to cigarettes. doses of death sticks = life shortened

[winterloggan]

@MayonaiseKing100 drugs, or "spices" if you want to be real technical

[ryokoanimelum13]

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[SpOnGeBoBsQa]

BEST STAR WARS SCENE!!!! EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kuukkeli88]

Where that "Death stick" goes? I dont see it :(

[TuskenRaider80]

haha "death sticks"... I'mma star sellin those :)

[plafonte]

obi-wan can changle lives

[squii28]

@plafonte only if u have seen most ewan mcgregor movies, haha lol tht would be me

[americanpsycho93]

That is the only thing i like about ep. 2

All star wars is good but ep. 2

[gildedplatypus]

even episode 1? with the most annoying character ever, jarjar binks?

[starwarslover015]

@gildedplatypus  no timon and pumba from lion king are 10x more anoying

[larrykoopa67]

Lol at the reference to cigarettes, "death sticks" is a pretty good analogy for cigarettes actually. The scene was probably meant to discourage kids away from cigarettes and like one of those "what to do if someone tries to give you cigarettes/deathsticks" scenarios.

[Yiep]

"You want to leave your death sticks here with me"

"I want to leave my death sticks here with you"

"Hey! Anyone wanna buy some death sticks?"

God, Star Wars would be such fun with a sith :D

[PrinceTrexus]

@Yiep lol yeah that would be the conversation Anakin would have with him

[stelkin656]

@Yiep You wanna buy a death star? xD

[tlv156]

@Yiep or how about you use it to have everyone just clean out their bank accounts and give it to you? Then you don't have to do any work and can stay at the bar and drink, pick up chicks, and buy a boat to get laid every night. I'd be Darth Madoff.

[shutupstupid2]

You wanna buy some deathsticks?

[P4R4MORExx]

XD my mate doesnt belive in this scene sean if you read this your an idiot!!! i was right

[lukestalker77]

If we could do this in real life xD

Sir are you under the influence"

"You want to let me go"

Go ahead sir nevermind"

[blargwee]

Best scene in the movie, hands down.

[starwarslover015]

@blargwee no his hands were up so he can do the mind trick

[Cmed1970]

you want to give me all of your death sticks

[CoolPapa83]

XD XD

[suryalinaten10]

''I want to go home and rethink my life.'' Classic !

[memorycardslut]

this video lost me a nasty bet...why wasnt it Anikin who brainwashed the dealer????

[dolphinlicker]

Because Anakin is the kind of t00b who would have actually bought the drugs.

[ziggy8392]

@dolphinlicker hahahaha, that was an amazing comment

[cheddercheese99]

@dolphinlicker T00b?

[spikeblofeld991]

Hmmm, isn't the death stick dealer the guy in the first Matrix who made the Lady In The Red Dress thing?:)

[Fram1996]

roflmaaao

[Guyect]

random humor

[Madams1977]

Do you know that some goob with too much time on their hands actually got the name of this guy and made a whole story around him? I'm not shitting you. I'm a huge Star Wars fan and all, but damn! Get a life!

[dolphinlicker]

Welcome to the Star Wars Extended Universe. Spend some time there and lose your mind.

[museman123]

wow and now i feel bad for liking this so much...

[pixelslayer00]

@Madams1977 where is it at?

[IHateTheWest]

@Madams1977

Oh c'mon now! If you're such a huge fan of Star Wars you should at least give the Expanded Universe a chance!

[Madams1977]

@IHateTheWest I love the extended universe, I just started reading the Fate of The Jedi series, but my comment was about how some folks take the smallest, most insignificant character and try to build a story around him/her. You know what I mean?

[PrinceTrexus]

@Madams1977 yeah i read that it was hilarious considering after Obi-Wan mind tricked him, he actually DID go home and rethink his life

[Madams1977]

@PrinceTrexus And now we know, and knowing is half the battle! LoL

[GiratinaofFury]

@Madams1977 Migth have been the person selling death sticks telling us his story after he was told to rethink it.

[firedude1432]

i love this bit in the saga lol the space drug dealer

[Madams1977]

Yeah, and here comes Jedi Master Nan-Z Raygunn with her "Drugs are poodoo" campaign message. Take it away... really.

[Beccathepromomami]

you wanna buy a shamwow?

you don't wanna sell me a shamwow.

um. i don't wanna sell you a shamwow.

you wanna go home and rethink your life.

i wanna go home and rethink my life.

[Fram1996]

death sticks / spam? u n00b?

[tzakiwakka]

lol i have always wanted it to go like this

Dealer: "you wanna buy some death sticks?"

Obi-wan: "you wanna shut the fuck up?"

[ChaoticCubizm]

Lolzors, "you want to go home and rethink your life.

[escapsism]

Oh, I LOVE impersonating this voice! ;D