Uncle Sam Wants YOU To Get Drunk On The 4th Of July!!!

[MrAlexander374]

That was rude im canadian

[Ilovemydoglizzy101]

WHO THE HELL IS RUDULPH!??!??

[six6pocket]

:( :!  :) :D

[drakelon91]

IM NOT AMERICAN YAY

[ZoraLink10nLink]

1 problem... i'm not an American

[jpb133]

my july 4th was great. my july 5th, not so much, if you know what im saying -_-

[PineappleStories]

i'm not so sure zgw would have beer, he would have...BWAINS!!!!!!!!

[PineappleStories]

@PineappleStories zgw won't fall for ucle sam's stereotypes

[xxxxmrwinoxxxx]

lol stupid fuck,American beer its the shitiest beer on earth, i dont know what the fcuk your talking about,,jajaja , i guess you dont whant us to enjoy our buzz,, jajaja retard!

[kickassgta4]

@xxxxmrwinoxxxx america has the best whisky in the world!

[segano1]

@kickassgta4 American whisky is utter Shite!

[bobjenz]

@segano1 Jack Daniels is good. But we import most of our whiskey. 

[kitkit190]

omg i was laughing so hard

[TheAyyo123]

Everyone Type "Won" Before youtube.com

[ChetuSk8]

When you laughed it sounded like Tom Cruise.

lol, how did hardly anyone understand the point of this video? i thought it was funny.

[ljagodz]

Suck my dick, american beer is pussy, drink some real alchohol

[deloreandmc88]

I dont care about 4th July...i'm not even from usa anyway...it can suck my dick actually

[RushFanatic87]

@deloreandmc88 Don't like it? Shut the fuck up and don't watch it. I'm American and damn proud of it. I don't care what country you're from. Let me let you in on a secret. I respect most countries and their cultures but I don't respect the fact that there are some out there who disrespect one of the countries that has pretty much SAVED YOUR ASSES a time or two! Sure, we've made some screw ups, put in a no-nothing president (I didn't vote for him), and made some dumb policy moves. Still, respect.

[deloreandmc88]

@RushFanatic87 Nope, i'm not going to respect you. You americans dont know shit besides from ur own. BTW i'm from Brazil. Wich is part of BRINCS. but u problably dont know that, cuz ur some dumbfuck 15 years old redneck.

[RushFanatic87]

@deloreandmc88 If you don't want to respect us, fine. Don't! You have your reasons not to. I tried to take a passive approach to your comment, but you didn't like it very much I guess. Actually, I did know that because I have studied South America, particularly Brazil (I like Brazil). Redneck, yes (and proud of it). 15 and dumbfuck? No. Try 21 and paying my way through college. Finally, if you don't like the video, don't badmouth America on an American patriotism video on an American owned site.

[htsuarez]

he he im mexican

[Patriotsix6]

@Azel112 aww u drink that mexican shit water??

[barefoot138]

Uncle Sam wants you to kill Justin Bieber and Lady gaga because they are SICK!

[ScarsofEagle]

Do you know who I am?

I'm UNCLE FUCKING SAM!

If you drink 'til you fall

I promise justice for all!

[petris112]

I love how he says YEAH!

[Peachtotheinfinity]

Do any of you know what "parody" means?

[Fibah]

@Peachtotheinfinity please, do tell..... and dont dare go to dictionary, Wiki, Google, or ask your mother..... or explain it in a weird way

[Peachtotheinfinity]

@Fibah ...

[millergamer]

The thumbnail alone needs millions more views.

[DeadDundee]

why american beer? buy bavarian beer. best beer in the world.

[CrazyRobloxians]

Dude, that guy in the video is missing an arm! He's a bad ass american!

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[MsOMyGosh]

Indeed, Heinke tastes like poopwater.

If I want beer, I drink Belgian beer. That's what I call beer.

[TheSchlaudt]

Oi, whats wrong with germany?

[shiftdrive81]

lolz he said duty (dooty)

[bigfort123]

stop getting so worked up over this video people. It's obviously a joke. e's taking the american stereotype and blowing it out of proportion.

I think it's awesome :D

Oh, and this has nothing to do with anything, but the guy in this sounds like Brad Pitt :0)

[bobjenz]

@bigfort123 SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT IT!!!!

[bigfort123]

@bobjenz

Fuck SuperEd86, I got a positive response from bobjenz! I RULE MORE!

[CrazySteamVids]

@bobjenz One year later on July 4 :D I watch this lol

[raseberrybear]

what about mexico oooohhh just leave us alone bitch...

[SiCSpiT1]

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!! 

[isaiascancino]

Uncle Sam Wants YOU To Get Drunk On The 4th Of July!!! (And then join the army!!!!)

[theresistanification]

heiniken comes from ireland dumbass!

[Skino473]

Its one thing to celebrate a national day and another to talk about other countries that way. America is number 1? Then why #1 talks this way about the other numbers? Happy fourth of July, America, and leave Canada, Mexico and the rest of countries alone.

P.S.: Your beer sucks.

[BIGFRICKENBOOM]

hey it's our goddamn country and we're in a fucking political and economic mess so yeah we should drink american beer to celebrate an american holiday

god bless the USA

[GalinaZ66]

Why do Americans have to be such assholes?

[ghalo17]

@GalinaZ66 that's just the way most of us are.

[SiCSpiT1]

@GalinaZ66 It's a joke dude.

[Ereuthius]

sorry but american beer is the real piss-beer. GERMAN beer is the perfect beer!

Und ich weiß das klingt jetzt albern aber es ist so!

[JuanTurks27]

@Ereuthius i agree but come on it's our independence day. It's pride to chug that piss beer

[the4rald]

If there's something in wich americans sucks is beer production. Once you taste Belgians easily understand my point.

Anyway, great video BobJ! You're awesome ^^

[abetsun]

nipple4nipple

[MyFreePalestina]

hi guy,you have a great channel.i watch your videos every day so i sub you.

you can sub me too. ;-)))) bye

[WolfArden44]

lol. 

[BeTaG0d]

HAHAHAHA GOD BOB! You are every time funnier!! i really liked this video x) really funny. Although i am not american, i promisse you i will get drunk this weekend! yay

[austin4700]

im uncle fucking sam!!! lol

[PhillyBlunt6988]

This year was my first sober July 4th in a long time.....needless to say it sucked lol

[Reversd2u]

ITS YOUR RIGHT ''NEE'' YOUR DUTY!

ur talking about heineken piss beer but u just said an dutch word!

[JoeyJIL]

do you have a playstation network account? I saw BobbyJay online today :D

probably a fan ; )

[dudeifyical]

usa is awesome canada can suck my hairy dick

[dominickemilio1994]

@dudeifyical lmao i juss said the same thing when i was watchin the vid =]]

[McGoiter]

@dudeifyical Hairy dick? You might want to see a doctor.

[dudeifyical]

@McGoiter dude im just kiddig

[TheMusicMan995]

HEY MEXICAN BEER IS ONE OF THE GREATEST BEERS IN THE WORLD

VIVA MEXICO CABRONES!!!!

VIVA BOB JENZ!!!

[xXxCHVxXx]

BOOOOO! CANADA!!!!!!!

[523TRITO]

the fifa world cup, is like justin bieber at the BET awards, why are we hre in the 1st place :P

[DragonFableCriminal6]

I feel disturbed...

[dudeifyical]

mexican shit water

[FoxMoh100]

@TheQbase and? I don't care.

[Ismellwalruses]

GO NORTH PUSSYFOOT!

[OneShotShoot]

101 canadians have seen this video, haha.

[suckmysilencer747]

I EAT KITTENS!

[lotusgirl002]

i'm dutch and underaged >:D

ahahahahah

[jpjay7]

Cool Story Bro

[Rofilsinger]

America is lose at the Football World Cup!

[bobjenz]

@Rofilsinger Sure. We're "lose". Thanks.

[kx3clock]

@bobjenz long lose and full of juice

[jailcell24]

@bobjenz fck off dude he is from another country like me imma canadian and i got even more drunk

[stargate905]

@Rofilsinger ....yes America losse the futball ..yes borat

[MrForrest111]

@Rofilsinger Its called soccer XD

[adriannngp2012]

@MrForrest111 its the same thing football and soccer

[Patriotsix6]

@Rofilsinger speak actual english mother fucker that shit dont count lol

[lotharsredemption]

@Rofilsinger did America inven participate in the World Cup?

[LittleMissGaga1997]

@Rofilsinger Nice use of the English language there.

[Ignaceous]

Lmao! You're funny as shet!!

[MongooseBeep]

Hahaha nice

[0561661241]

hahaha wow uncle sam i like ur powerful words lol

[jujuzz823]

He said said duty

[robertp1998]

hell ya bobby j

[kakarotto4ever]

XD COOL!

[Lydidepp]

i am not american... so am i supossed to get drunk... ah... f**k i take every reason i get..

[TheDias95]

HAHA cool !!

[TheForgottenPanzer]

everyone knows the only really good beer is german beer !

[moomayfly]

im not american im british

[BradyTheWonder]

Canada pwns

[dudeifyical]

@BradyTheWonder no usa can kick your ass any time it wants to

[BradyTheWonder]

@dudeifyical dude, Canada is Da Country. Its So Awesome it haves a Day Named after it

[wild712]

LOL funny but dont diss canaidians, they r awesome! teh hee

[wild712]

LOL funny but canadians are awesome dont diss them

[lexmartel]

american beer ? ahahaha you call THAT beer ? ahahaha it's one of the WORST beer ever

[BradyTheWonder]

@lexmartel so true

[Destffxi]

Rofl that was rather disturbing and yet funny as hell

[stratonsniper]

americans arent tough they're ass holes

CANADA FTW ! (and all other countries that arent like dumbass americans) :):D

[luftim]

@stratonsniper ooo soo america fucket you country upp.. you have the right to be mad poor guy!!

[BradyTheWonder]

@stratonsniper oh yeah

[riderdraw]

dude heiniken sucks but grolsh,hertog jan&oranje bok are better than you american people cal beer your beer tastes like pis of a freaking donky

i am dutch and i am proud of it

[moneyman36055]

thats 1 racist uncle sam

[RorHemi]

@#$#! I'm Canadian, And I'm not taking any of this shit. Atleast our country isn't Obese.

[doomsday800]

@RorHemi at least we dont think we're like the greatest country ever 

[steinar553]

@doomsday800 uuuu sure xD

[doomsday800]

@steinar553 what Canadians dont think were the greatest

[jordanserg31]

YES SIR!!!! 

[southeparkfreak]

hey bobjenz i like your vids but FUCK YOU! Heineken is beer from my country and it taste better then American beer! :P

[fukkisi]

Thumbs up if you got horny from hot tongue action.

[ldrz1]

haha wen i went 2 my cuzin house we had some good ass fireworks and most of the people at the party was so fucking drunk

[LversusKira]

I think this guy's hat is a little too big, and centered.

[FollowHim4Eternity]

I'm not sure, but I think good ole Uncle Sam is developing Jaundice or something. His skin seems kinda pale around his mouth compared to the rest of his body.

[brianweir14]

lol

[PurpleHazeGoofyGrape]

yeah heck yeah!!!! tongue action on the 4th, hahha!!!! thumbs way up!!!!

[MrApophis]

I want a divorce! I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations,but sadly, this relationship has run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

heres a model separation agreement:..See More

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass, each taking a portion.

[LordHines420]

holy shit. sick outro. but why the fuck did ur pussy ass bleep the curse words? no one else does.

[shavaughn1980]

Happy 4th of July!! :D

[Joel5656]

hey, que tiene de malo nuestra cerveza (nisiquiera a mi me gusta lol)

[oreo10111]

im greek you old man (kidding)

[Lightholyelf]

american beer = 0 alcohol

[walteracuenta]

go chile

[justsigninguptowatch]

GO NORTH, PUSSYFOOT! :) Lol

[Aberrant17]

Sadly, I don't turn 21 until the 18th. T_T

[LordHines420]

@Aberrant17 who the fuck waits until they are 21 to drink.

[Aberrant17]

@LordHines420 I don't, but there is the ever present threat of my three video game consoles winding up in the trash, so my hands are tied for two more weeks. >.>

[LordHines420]

@Aberrant17 hahahaha your 20 fucking years old and youre worried about your fucking parents throwing out your VIDEOGAMES? hahahahahahah dude tell them to fuck off. r u fucking nuts? you must have RIDICULOUSLY lame fucking parents. they dont let u smoke weed or drink? thats fucked up.

[superbuu990]

lol

[DonkeyKongKnuckles64]

lol uncle #$^@% sam!!!

[filmsbycam]

liked the vid till u made fun of canada.......

[xParad0x13x]

@filmsbycam To be far... The video call's Canadians "nice people"...

[filmsbycam]

@xParad0x13x ye i guess

[ADDfreak13]

cant wait 4 the 5th of july, its goig to be the best national hangover day ever!!!

[KiddingProductions]

@ADDfreak13 #LOL

[132joker]

Hell fucking yeah

[SloJoe18]

HOOORAAHH

[Astrophysiology]

Everyone whose posting negitive comments, it's a joke. Everyone whose British, we owned your ass.

[ambertastic420]

i love your videos=]

[adrian0550]

i love when bob releases a video then all these retards completely miss the point of the video being a spoof.

funny video even funnier comments.

keep it up bob.

[Mega007guy]

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!

[evabland]

OK ! :D I dont need convincing to go out, get blind drunk and loose a finger. IM NOT EVEN AMERICAN :D

[JnAStudios]

LMOA I love this!! Thanks Bobby J (and Uncle Sam)!!

Have a great 4th!!

[MrSmackyWiseGuy]

eh...not as good as some of your other videos..but it was kinda entertaining and im not the one makin em so im not gonna complain

[fraire2]

men this is bullshit the best bear is from mexico like CORONAS!!!!

[bobjenz]

@smoshworld 1 person named "smoshworld" missed the "funny comment" button

[smoshworld]

@bobjenz And 1 person named "bobjenz" clicked the gay video button!

[musicforestsand]

@smoshworld lol your insulting bobjenz -.-

how dare you mofo

and dude funny comment button he FUCKING OWNED YOU

[LordHines420]

@smoshworld smosh sucks and so do u. fag!

[musicforestsand]

@bobjenz LMFAO!

[LordHines420]

@bobjenz hahahahahaha. owned.

[WallieTF]

@bobjenz i totally screamed pwned when i saw this comment.... my mom woke up... i hate you bobjenz<3

[battlefield2usmc0]

@bobjenz Allow me... ZING!!!

+1

[Mega007guy]

@smoshworld hater

[smoshworld]

@Mega007guy go suck a dick

[LPUMasterX]

@smoshworld Bobby J just owned you.

[Practicalwyatt78]

@smoshworld pwnd...

[martionman231]

@smoshworld

oh...it looks like you accidentally

hit the jackass comment button!

[BradyTheWonder]

@martionman231 no, u did

[martionman231]

@BradyTheWonder wow that must be one of the funniest replies ever!!!!

[luv4drums1]

happy fourth of july! im underage but bob jenz told me to get drunk so who cares!

[jayhawk184]

bobjens' wants me to get drunk...

[Briks]

Like american beer is so fucking good :')

Pussy beer we call it here in Europe :) Takes forever to get drunk from that stuff you guys call beer :')

[grimmangel25]

Its really the 2nd of July, when the decloration was sighned by a private party. Or in August when it was written. But whatev. WE'RE AMERICAN!

[playstation645angie]

Happyfourth of JULY hahahhaha.

[martinstroetinga]

wuz wrong with heineken?