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  • @TheSaxyG - Fuck Yeah

  • AMUUURICA

    

  • Jean-Luc Dehaene @ 1:55

  • Funny, i have a M65 rifle made by Tikka

  • Dumbass keeps saying "nukular"...

  • sorry, but M-65 it's a atomic cannon (also "Atomic Annie"), and Davy Crockett - it's a atomic rifle M-388 (or M-29)

  • Hi there, jak zwykle polska czujna xD tylko nie strzelajcie do nas Carem ruski, please!

  • What a pile of shit of course America would create the first Long range weapon that kills its crew what the point in having it.........SHIT

  • @skullsniper15 I was primary made for the last line of defense you fucking idiot.... why don't you think before you talk.

  • Fuck yeah I want one!!!

  • "Hi there"

  • @1SpyCrab why hi the--- *desintegrates*

  • Bye bye Grozny grad ..

    

  • This is my BOOMSTICK

  • u could easily make some adjustments to it.. that there folks will end the war..

  • one in every russian happy meal  :)

  • @tyler2260 this was made by Americans and was the first portable nuke ever created..... lol you fail.

  • @thecico12345 i was just trying to get top comment lol

  • @tyler2260 lol fail again. :P

  • fuck this airplane in building works better and i have better chance of survival! XD

  • I want one lol

  • Fun for kids!

  • Sure. but everyone knows that the days of armor are swiftly drawing to a close. No one fights like that anymore. Everything is becoming automated now; drones are the future. I've seen some of the next-gen artillery on the drawing board at Aberdeen Proving Ground (where the Stryker was designed), and most of the new ordnance looks like something off of G.I. Joe. Small, remote-controlled robots.

  • @creamyapanties HE WASHED THE DRAWING BOARD AFTER THE SMART PEOPLE LEFT THE ROOM. I WONDER IF THE OFFICERS KNOW THAT THE JANITOR IS TALKING ABOUT THE "NEXT GENERATION OF ARTILLERY?" YOU STILL WATCH G.I. JOE? DO YOU REGREAT BEING AN UNEDUCATED IDIOT SOMETIMES? ON ANOTHER PAGE IS TALKING ABOUT HOW THERE IS NO DRUG WARS HAPPENING IN MEXICO

  • @GAYPORNFROMAGE6 This from a faggot named "gayporn from image6". In high school he was voted "Most Likely To Lick His Own Balls On Camera".

  • @GAYPORNFROMAGE6 Do you regret being molested by a department store Santa when you were five? Or being forced to suck your dad's dick until his balls caved in? Listen you retarded whore's afterbirth, I never said there weren't any drug wars in Mexico; I SAID that the entire country isn't involved, you whiny, cum-draining little BITCH.

  • @creamyapanties SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET THEIR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER, I'M TROLLING AND YOU'RE ON HERE GIVING US THE EXPLICIT DETAILS. WHOS THE PERVERT AROUND HERE? WOW YOU CERTAINLY ARE TWEEKED, YOU KNOW TOO MUCH CRANK IS A VERY BAD THING.

  • @creamyapanties WHAT A FUCKING COWARD

  • @creamyapanties TO THINK YOU WERE ON THIS PAGE TRYING TO BE TAKEN SERIOUS? HOPING SOMEONE WOULD LOVE YOU, I MAKE ONE SIMPLE SUGGESTION AND THE DEGENERATE INSIDE OF YOU COMES POURING OUT.

  • @GAYPORNFROMAGE6 Call it Rocky Road for all I care; it'll still end up drying on your chin.

  • @creamyapanties WE SHOULD CALL THIS THE "POX" GENERATION.

  • The funny thing is, most of you are gonna laugh and go back to playing PlayStation, with dreams of seeing something like this in real life. I've stood two feet from this thing.

  • @creamyapanties no one gives a shit tough guy

  • @TheUTubeRebel Your mom did, when I pulled my dick out her ass.

  • @RebelGuy95 I was in the military, too. You guys don't have nuclear rounds like this.

  • now,we are testing nuclear grenades,otherways no one wants to throw them to test...

  • J O D E R

  • just imagine this in the hands of an 18 yr old cadet....what could possibly go wrong?

  • Wonder if its covered under the 2nd Amendment?

  • @JonInCorpus You have a right to bear arms not to haul it in your pickup :-)

  • We all gonna die from radiation fallout..it moves around the earth. Its not static. Anyone thinks otherwise?

  • Nucular...dumbass lol

  • @Replicator87 i hate it when people pronounce nuclear like that, it annoys me SO much.

  • Worst weapon design ever

  • This 50 year old weapon might seem devastating, but you can only imagine what we have now!

  • @xzone469 Actually the strongest nukes the US have now is the B83's with a maximum yield of 1.3Mt, far less than the ones from the cold war.

  • They could easily add another mile to the range, add jets.

  • @connerm191 It was already rocket powered- that's what "recoilless" means in this case. It's basically a nuclear RPG.

  • It's not the experimental MIRV.

  • Actually the weapon he used was a M-388 Davy Crockett which actually did exist

  • If this comes flying at you and you can read the "hi there" text, you know it's time you run.

  • Dear Santa...

  • this people or persons or entities are totally and completely insane, pose as leaders, hungry as pigs.

  • @biopower4t WELL! Wull da-un he-uh in thu South, we gats rifles in ouw Happy meals! Why don't ya' beat that, ya Red menace!Ya'lls hammer and sickle will never get our Stars and Stripes!

  • Where can I buy this? My neighbor is a bad person :)

  • Der Alptraum für jede gefährdete Person die Glaubt in ihrer Panzerlimo sicher zu sein

  • The end of the world at your fingertips 

  • They need to miniaturize those so we can shove them inside M16s.

  • @Shmupper i hope you are a joker

  • @MunichMillionare OK......So the minimum mass of a fissionable material now stands at about a 67mm sphere................but what might have happened if research was allowed to progress? Nuclear weapons research most likely ground to a halt long ago. The stigma of nuclear weapons assured there would be no more advances within the field........so no more 'micro-devices' for us........., would have made for a very different history.

  • At 1:08 on the left side, you can clearly see the aliens that sold the weapon to america on the first thanksgiving!

  • кто с википедии палец вверх

  • The nuclear "fallout" from this such low-yield weapon would have minimal "fallout". The quantity of fissionable materials contained in this device was so little..........this device was canceled for political reasons, not functional nor effectiveness reasons. Imagine the weapons we would have now if the development was "allowed" to continue....we might have had such a yield in a 40mm projectile...completely portable. All protocols would still apply of course.

  • @RichardEllisxyz critical mass ! you moron !

  • @RichardEllisxyz no, we couldn't. the M65 featured a warhead that had pushed the limit on size. it would be nearly impossible to make the device any smaller and still contain enough Fission material to result in a Nuclear detonation

  • @Irving170 Not true. a gram of "fissionABLE" material is all that's needed for critical mass.

    I work at Oak Ridge, homes.

  • @creamyapanties are you trollin?

  • @Raven0051 Fuck you.

  • @Brogers28x FUUUUU DOLPHIN

  • @Raven0051 Nope. And I've seen this thing up close. It's at the Ordinance Museum at Fort Jackson, SC.

  • love how Volgin just fired it from his shoulder

  • I wonder what the god(s) said when we started testing nuclear weapons.

  • @spidey1242 "What FOOLS these mortals be!"

  • HOLY SHIT!!! How in the hell did they get Chuck Norris's hand gun.

  • Questi erano proprio malati di mente!

  • "Remember the Alamo"

  • I love how the narrator is being sarcastic lol.

  • Prim3StaR Hello!

  • They believed the point of impact was irradiated for only 48 fuking hours, after which it was safe to let troops move in...... fuking crazy retards.

  • @snake172 thanks captain hindsight

  • @CptSmokeAlot not a problem, happy to help

    You're also going to die a painfully slow death from cancer, quit smoking because your country's already irradiated most of itself and "Obama cares" going out the window soon......

  • @snake172 yeah I didnt vote for barack obama dipshit. And I could care less for obama care. Speaking of a country going downhill isnt that all the UK has been doing, go ahead try and direct everyones eyes toward america while your country is slowly being taken over by muslims and illegal immigrants, atleast our illegal immigrants work here all yours do is kill each other and steal cars and take them back to albania

  • @CptSmokeAlot lol! looks like your brains already been irradiated. Poor American and your tiny penis. good read though, cracked me up.

    Only in america would someone's post be so very retarded XD

    Meh, you'll soon be wiped out from the gene pool.......

  • @snake172 it was mostly for laughs but since you are a dumbass you chose to be offended.

  • @CptSmokeAlot bahahaha.

    nah you probably smoked a joint beforehand. now that you're sober you read back and realised how pathetic a reply it was to something i was clearly joking about. retarded stoners :-(

    i mean seriously, if your interpretation of a joke is using words like "dipshit" and racial slurs you need to get your head screwed on strait.

    way to make Americans the stereotypical arrogant retards that the entire world thinks they are. Give yourself a pat on the back and a hash cookie.

  • @snake172 Wow dude you are a fuckin faggot. And I dont mean a cigarette. Anyways I used no racial slurs, so that was a lie. You spelled the word straight "strait", like a geographical term which is funny cause you people are called english haha irony, Oh and by the way it doesnt matter what the rest of the world thinks of America you can't do anything about it anyway. United Kingdom more like a bunch of retarded imbred morons stuck on an island with fucked teeth. Anti-pot? You're a sucker!

  • @CptSmokeAlot

    XD, just keeps getting better every reply lwl.

    speelins now? ooo think of the possibilities. Anti pot....no, but i bet your're a nasty smoker too. A chain smoker at that : (

    anyways stop subliminally insisting you have a very small penis, most probably bought on by acute irradiation.

    ahahahaha!!!!

  • @snake172 Yeah... And I'm the dumbass. Oh, why do you keep mentioning my penis? Why do you insist, without seeing, that it is small?? What I believe is that YOU have a small penis which is why you use "XD" and "LOL" and talk about other peoples penises. I'm also gonna go out on a limb and say that you have thoughts from time to time about gay sex and being involved with it. I also bet you're parents put you up for adoption or atleast one of them left because they cant stand the sight of you.

  • @CptSmokeAlot XD!!!

    judging from your last rant let me guess you probably only just discovered puberty, which tells me your're less then 16.

    so your're not only a racist but have a very small penis, a homophobe, most probably 12 and worst of all....American :(

    feel for ya, no wonder you need illicit substances to feel better about yourself. keep em comments coming though, my friends are having a good laugh :D

    you my friend personify "American" beautifully. ^^

  • @snake172 still talking about my penis, thats great.

  • @snake172 

  • Imagine some idiotic gunners messed up. There will be no "Recoiless Nuclear rifle fails" on Utube.

  • 'hi there'

    Jesus Christ! Dr. Strangelove wasn't a piss take at all.

  • It's not even M65. M65 is a nuclear cannon, this one (yeah, from MGS3) is a M28 or M29 Davy Crockett.

  • Why does this guy keep saying "nucular?"

  • @eightySicks toemato, tomahto. nuclear, nucular.

  • In afterlife.

    Teammates: "U fucking tubenoob,u ruined the battle for us"

  • Hi there!

    DONT FORCE ME TO SHOOT YA!

  • Fallout's Fat Man.

  • This weapon was built after Chuck Norris requested some minor modifications to his handgun.

  • IS THIS REAL ?? Im in love guys

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  • Volgin fired this hand held and he didn't get radiated...

  • @KaZaaV2

    THat could be because it's video game, but I have a theory.

    He was flying away from the base on the helicopter, and he fired the warhead rearwards relative to the chopper's direction. This means it's possible by the time the nuke hit Sokolov's facillity Volgin could have been out of range

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  • 00:35 is that a real nuke?

  • you've also gotta remember f the psychological and physical effect of a Nuclear bomb. the radiation is the most effect part of this weapon. and the Mushroom cloud will scare the shit out of any enemy. and lets not forget that this is PORTABLE! fucking awesome weapon!!!!! failed or not

  • .01 Kilotonnes??? That's not really THAT powerfull!

    What's that like 10x2000 pound j-dam's? About that much??? Well that certainly isint a nice present... but it aint gonna take out a town!

  • Up to 3 miles. And what is the kill zone of the round (YOU'RE STANDING INSIDE IT).

  • just imagine what the government has that we dont know about...

  • Hold on a second, so .1 kiloton means 100 tons right? so the Oklahoma city bomb was 25 to 50 tons worth of explosives? huh.

  • real life fat man

  • Cunt yeah!

  • VOLGIN~!

  • AMERICA f***k yeah!

  • Hi there.

  • Fat Man!

  • LOL it says "Hi There"

  • Fatman and mininuke...

  • portable hell ?

  • More like a Nuclear noob toob.

  • only from america. lol

  • chuck norris' back up pistol.

  • whats the name of this docu? or that one with the fail stuff?

  • FPSRussia....THIS

  • @sayrith yeah xD PLEASE!!!

  • I'll take 8.

  • I want one.

  • wow..... Military fail

  • @usernamen0tfound

    Now a Nigga can Rob the Entire City's population at Gun-point just for some Malt-Liquor....

  • Im laughing...

    its pure comedy

    still laughing

    its the most fucked up gun i've ever heard of

    .... still laughing

    help !!!

    still laughing ......................

  • "Hi there"

    Priceless.

  • hi there :P:P

  • kill radius was about 1000m so the crew wasnt realy in danger of the blast and if they had NBC suits they wouldnt have any problems with the fallout

  • @wild50gunner Those suits can tear you know. Not really something you want to wear into combat. Gotta wait for powered armor to use mini nukes.

  • @EnigmaHood I presume you have never worn a US Army standard issue NBC suit because if you had you would know that they are pretty freaking hard to tear (though not impossible), they are verry uncomfortable to fight in, but if you are fighting in a NBC suit than the other guys are probably in NBC suits also so it all evens out

  • @wild50gunner They can tear dude. They also add unnecessary weight to the equipment you must carry, are cumbersome, and if you are shot (but manage to survive) the suit is compromised anyway. It's not practical at all, especially when it's to protect you from your own damn weapons. Better off not using the weapon at all.

  • please aim away from face :)

  • wouldn't mind firing one of these on the 4th of July.

  • think the rebals in libya could do with a few of these

  • That could kill a lot of niggers ?

  • should have made it into a slingshot. i mean whats more portable than a slingshot?? *nudges elbow* eh?..eh?...

  • "hi there!" lol only in america

  • "Recoiless" HACKER!!

  • talk about fallout 3 fat mans and experiment mirv

  • @fateman30 I think that this is what thats based on

  • hi bcuz he said hi to me =D

  • Question, why is this on the Pakistan Defense Forum?

  • Drive to frontline.

    Reverse full speed.

    Fire while reversing full speed.

    Do a 80's police chase turn and drive clear of the radiation.

    I don't see the big danger.

  • What a HUGE DILDO.

  • This remember me a video of a Javelin shoulder launched anti tank missile, the missile, goes fliiiiiuuuuuuuu just out of the canon and droped in front of the soldier, I bet he never runned like that in his whole life. What if it was not a javelin but this thermonuclear weapon that just droped in front of you? hhuahuahuahauhauhau

  • the nuke cannon was 15 KT, one of the atomic bombs used in Japan was 12 KT

    and this 105mm rifle fires a weapon of 0.01 KT

    Is that like a "back Pack nuke" Thats 100,000 kilos of TNT. Do "back pack nukes stil exist and what would be the radius of damage? Immediate blast range. Heat, wind, flying debris, shockwave, other. The radiation aspect can be examined later.

    Anybody have a scientific answer that does not include politcs, theology, ethics ?

  • @1dirkmanchest This nuke was .01 KT so that's 10 tons of TNT equiv. Backpack nukes are called suitcase nukes, and America has forbidden the creation of nukes below 5KT so they don't have any (anymore). Russia may have some. In the future, 4th generation nukes will use fusion warheads with no fission trigger and will be quite small while producing very little nuclear fallout.

  • Just shows how rediculous this nuclear thing is! A whole lot of propaganda!

  • Chuck Norris want his blow dryer back.

  • It suffered one nagging flaw, the troops firing the weapon were within the blast radius of the explosion. LOL Fire and forget about it, takes on a whole new meaning.

  • @Buggusmac Fire and run like hell.

  • its the fatman

  • ''This device promised to make the Armageddon easy and portable.''

    roflmoa

  • What if it suffers a misfire?

  • "Hi there".  lol

  • you can know how dangerous from metal gear soild 3

  • Get back to your basements and play some more games

  • @Jay16King the crew would be like "fuck!!! get in the car!!! don't worry, I saw this in chain reaction!!!

  • no problem if they have a lead-lined fridge!

  • did they really say that the blast radius is larger than the max firing range ? that's one big FAIL weapon...

  • @tauwarlord ¨

    Nope, they did not

  • mm this is how bethesda got the idea of the Fat Man

  • suicide weapon