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  • thats not messed up at all thats screwed up

  • Please, do not let your kids watch this. He showed a cut hand in the middle of scene, and will be more of those. Evil people, why do you put those to the kids catagory? Shame on you.

  • que poca gracias tienes hijo

  • this looks really fake JS

  • Stupid, very stupid! Dangerous to Kids. The one who made is a very sick person!

  • @pthanhhoa1705 I fully agree with you

  • Baby Einstein company should stand out and sue those people, because they used their name for something totally different from their content.

  • Why isn't this banned or removed????

    What sick FUCKS we have in our society.  Kill yourself, already!

  • Why isn't this banned or removed????

    What sick FUCKS we have in our society. Klil yourself, already!

  • To save you the time of wasting your time heres the spot where it gets f-ed up

    @3:57

  • uhhh? 4:11? O.O

  • It's amazing how many people who watch this out themselves as bad caretakers. That alone almost makes it like a social experiment.

    It's not the video that's shocking. It's the number of people who didn't care enough about their kids to make sure what they were viewing was safe for them.  They are instead content to just push a play button and walk away. And if little Jimmy gets scared? It's not Sally Soccer-Mom's fault that she failed her child, it was the eeeevil video.

  • this is weird and very funny to me

  • smoked..?

  • Very weird

  • Sick MTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • is the maker of this a pedophile? fucken dorks.

  • what the heck I'm a watchin u just scared my baby bro 4 like and what happened 2 your arm u better go 2 the dr. o and u r a freak!

  • great video, my kids love it. I sit my kids down in front of this video at least 3 times a day. I haven't watched it myself, but they always seem so calm when I come back after watching Oprah.

  • the problem is not even the video... i've seen worse... the problem is that its in the toddlers playlis, you should at least change its name,

  • this is very stupid... grow up

  • BORING...

  • nasty fucker!!!!!

  • I WANT MY 7:09 BACK SLUTBAG

  • fiz a experiência com um bebê de 8 meses.

    Ele nem ligou pro vídeo,

    só ficou comendo o pet-mouse, pegando o mouse e apertando o teclado

    =x

    :D

    rsrsrsrs

  • basuraaaaaaa

  • This is sick, I had it in a baby play list and my son wasn't watching thank god, but that is gross I hate you sicko people who thin kthis is funny

  • Er, you mean you let your baby watch videos - now that's sick. Turn him into a reeeetard!

  • me cago en tu puta madre cabron cornuo de mierda q te den asta q te saken la polla con la garganta

  • estupido (a)

  • this is terribly fake..

  • LOL!! I get it!! OMG that is funny! I never thought of it sexually XD Baby Einstein is wrong XD lol I wonder if they made it as a sick joke to older people who like look for those types of things.... LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • In my country you,re enfermo de la cabeza,,, get a doctor and take care your self.

  • meh...

  • Twisted genius. And the comments to the video make for an interesting study in irresponsible overparenting.

  • let me guess... you are a very patriotic american?

  • What an idiot.. stupide american humor

  • This was pretty dumb.

  • this is horrible!

  • I WAS ENTERTAINED. But dont show the kiddies

  • that was so f*ckin stupid...

  • This video should at least be flagged so it doesn't pop up alongside the actual baby einstein videos. Even though it says not for kids, a child could easily come across it since it's one of the suggested videos when watching baby einstein.

  • No gabada966, it's the "real" B E vids that should be flagged - they're the worst kind of mental crap you can feed a child, and that's proven by scientists who discovered that over the longer term, kids forced to view BE as babies actually fall behind their peers in language development, concentration, reasoning, spatial awareness and social skills & physical health.

    Then again, my kids are out playing while others sit & watch BE, etc - meaning my kids will dominate, which is good!

  • This is pretty funny in a twisted way, but if you can read the directions to sign on this site, I'd think you could read "not for kids."

  • Ummm... what? XD

  • Malone:

    One thing is what is going on outside and another thing is to play with babies minds... its clearly that you had some kind of traumas and you feel that you have to revenge or something. This can be very well appreciated if has a red flag and not available for little children to see without a filter. Otherwise, you are free to film wathever you want.

  • sigh.......

  • Min 4:16 is disturbing. Be aware that your kids might see this by mistake and this is unacceptable!!

  • Kids being placed in front of a TV at all is disturbing as it reduces their cognitive processing skills, attention span, sleep quality, lung capacity and increases risk of asthma and obesity.

    The content makes no difference - it's the medium that's the problem. The American Academy of Paediatricians agree with me but most parents disagree because they don't want to admit that they've f*cked up big time. And who can blame them? They're only human.

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  • You'd be surprised what kids see every day just on the street, at the mall, in the homes of their friends. Better lock your kids in their rooms and never let them see the light of day, just in case their precious innocence might be tainted with reality's black and evil touch.

  • art!

  • really lame

  • stupid

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  • will i see that some people have nothing better to do then spoil some else's fun. First thing it said it wasnt for kids, and thank you for that. so why would parents leave their little ones watch it. I thought it was odd, but i wasnt dumb enough to let the kids watch it. Thats way its called parent control

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  • stupid.

  • if i new who you where,i would cut your sick tounge and ears off...u sick man....only english and american scum is capable of such sickening videos,hope your mum,sister,brother die of stab wounds you CUNT......you have tottaly freaked out my kids....you fool for showing your face,cos i neva forget a face motherfucker...

  • gee maybe thats why it says in the title, not for kids, dumb ass. why would you let your kids watch it if it says not for kids.

  • Re: themonkeyboyrizzo

    "If I new (sic) who you where (sic)..."

    I know who you are. That utterly feckless lazy piece of shit who lets his small kids watch whatever they like on youtube and then farts his way to the toilet, sniffing and tasting his finger that he's just scratched his shitty arsecrack with and wets himself as soon as I come and knock on your door and say 'boo!'.

    Yeah, I never forget a face either, loser.

  • Look here you racist piece of shit... I don't know what nationality you are and frankly I don't care because it doesn't matter. I agree this video does not deserve an oscar, but it's his freedom to video what he wishes. You however need your brains blown out for showing this to your children without even thinking to read the description. If it freaked out your kids, that's YOUR fault and you're the one who needs their tongue and ears cut off.

  • yeah its true, a 9 year old was raped thanks to the freedom of the internet... freedom to the freedom of being a psychotic!!!

    Thats why the world is going to the trash because of people like you that dont care about others.

  • LOL. The Internet rapes kids, pass it on.

  • THANKS to the internet not THROUGH it you morron

  • Oh please, I have children, and let me go ahead and tell you that it would take a complete and utter moron to allow a nine year old unrestricted internet usage. Don't get me wrong, it is a tragedy that children get molested because their parents don't know how to properly observe their child. Yes, I said it. Hate all you want... but you are a bad parent if you let your little kid access the net without proper supervision and parental controls.

  • well I agree on that one... but at the same time there are parents arround the world who work their a** out to make a little money to survive and can't spend 24 hours a day with their kids and or paying a baby sitter, now days internet cafes are as cheep as candy so ...

    it all goes back to "why posting such a crap"?

  • Parents who work and can't afford a babysitter? I don't know who in the world would leave a little kid home alone for eight hours. You also have to be a certain age to use the internet in internet cafes, for a pretty good reason. The dude posted it, because it's his sense of humor and some people think this kind of thing is funny. I think it's kind of funny. Funny for an adult.

  • Cool, now my daughter knows what a hammer is....... and a severed limb. Awesome!

  • you are a sick freaking phycotic loser

  • u sick fuck! dony u know little kids watch this?

  • this is the stupidest shit ive seen the person needs to get a life!!! get out of town

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  • I think your video might be more effective than you realized. A lot of the negative comments seem to be posted by people under some sort of psychosis. :)

  • i appreciate the'not for kids" tag. thanks

  • personally, i think this person (people) was just bored out of his mind. it's a creative video done as a joke. no one said almost 300,000 people had to watch it. it clearly says BABY PSYCHOSIS and not for children. think of it as a not-so-well-done SNL skit. with a more comedic script and shorter video length, it has the potential to be good. whoever was dumb enough to show this to their kid, GREAT parenting. go spend some time with your child and get off the net!

  • @lilsniper18 some people just let the whole section play 4 their kids (thank God I dont) and yes, there are dumb naive ppl surviving in this internet world

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  • I don't care what you think of this video, keep it to yourself and while you're at it, keep the fuck off my channel, vicodin75 unless you wish to apologise for the disgusting comments you've posted on it.

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  • he called u a slut

  • thi$ video i$ di$gu$ting thi$ per$on vvant$ to train the child to be ph$yco, $erial killer or $ome $Ort. I cant' beleive people have bad language on the children''4 video comment$. nothing u could enjoy in thi$ video and the per$on mu$t of been high on drug$ to do thi$ video.

  • i think that the beginning was fine until the weird sounds come in....i do not find this enjoyable at all...i think this person is creative but why destroy the image video that are for children....i think this person should find other things to ruin and not children videos....this could be a mark of hatred towards children!!!!!

  • No micaxiong, letting children watch TV (especially Baby Einstein) is a sign of hatred towards children.

    It turns them into retarded TV addicts who can never admit the truth about how early TV exposure turned them into retarded TV addicts.

    Baby Einstein is BAD for kids.

  • here here penismcwhirter! UR so right.

  • Wow, you really stirred the pot- I think its hilarious. I didn't know what to expect really, but wasn't as bloody as i had assumed it would be. Who in their right mind would sit a child in front of this- probably the same person too lazy to entertain their children & can't look up a word they don't recognize. hehe- keep it up! most amusing- but not something inteded for a baby! ;)

  • Way to be a role model to your kids, guys. It's wrong to do bad things! Just not when I benefit from it, like watching pirated kids videos online. How many of you bothered to read the description first? How many of you were stupid enough to not watch something called PSYCHOSIS before letting your child see it? It is YOUR fault if your child was frightened by this video. Go out, BUY the real thing, and stop shifting your lack of parental effort and the problems it causes onto others

    -A parent

  • As a parent myself I often wonder if other parents loose their sense of humor as soon as they have their young ones.

  • Well I thought it was pretty neat!! My daughter really liked the part where the bear ate the storm troopers... LMAO

  • You are a sick fuck. Take this shit down. And burn in hell cause that is definitely where you are head you psychotic sociopath.

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  • vicodin75, shut up. You are a knobhead because you called the author of this video a "child predator" which demonstrates extreme stupidity on your part. The author of this video is a creative, talented individual. You, on the other hand, are an extremely stupid, talentless and crushingly boring individual who needs to learn some manners. Please focus on justifying the space you are taking up in this world instead of watching dumb rap videos.

  • fuckin racist

  • wtf fucken nerds!

  • this viseo is inappropriate and you could scar innocent children

  • Sigh* when will this end?

  • Come on people wasn't the name "Baby Psychosis" a dead giveaway that this probably WASN'T going to be something you stick your little Baby Einstein addict in front of and walk away from? I honestly can't believe anyone thought this was a real Baby Einstein video. God knows I've watched enough of the things, if the title wasn't enough the very first set should have given you a heads up.

  • This video is not appropriate for all viewers which is a violation of youtube policy. It is certainly not appropriate for the audience you are targeting by hiding behind Baby Einstein logo and copyright.

  • May God have mercy on your soul. 2012 is right around the corner bitch. Oh yeah eat a dick.

  • What is the significance of 2012?

  • Google it dumb ass.

  • Tu video de muy mal gusto y el mas horrible que he visto en la red, estas mal de la cabeza te recomiendo un buen hospital psiquiatrico

  • effin louser!

  • looser!

  • Er.. that was ..

  • its not that baaad. Had a rubber arm, whatever...

  • i would really like to punch you in the face.

    p.s u are really ugly!

  • Ok Don Johnson. You better bring Tubbs along too.

  • are you some creepy child molesting douche bag? seriously? what the hell is wrong with you? i'm reporting your dumb ass

  • Child Molester? How did you come to that conclusion?

  • this is so stupid!!! why would you even think about doing this!! your so urgg!!!!!!!!!!

  • I just wanted to thank you for the hour long temper tanterum my 2year old son gave me when i had to turn off his Baby Einstein movie when what seemed to began as a infant's educational movie turned into a Fredie Cruger movie and how dare you put any footage from the real Baby Einstein movie in yours to trick parents into thinking it was a baby movie!Oh and as for the name it's 2008 God knows what their calling videos for kids now days so don't even play that card you low life piece of shit!

  • que clase de ser humano eres, como se te ocurre publicar esto...

  • estupido eres lo peor como se re ocurre hacer algo asi ....dberian evitar este tipo de videos

  • tu eres un maldito hijoo de perra ojala te pudras no es nada chistoso lo que hiciste

  • eres un completo imbecil, por enfermos como tu hay tanto niño asesino, se nota que eres producto de una relacion enferma y tu educacion fue muy pobre.

  • this video its so stuped cuz it is baby video no killer video mothe fucker

  • Why would you morons let your child watch something called BABY PSYCHOSIS?!! Seriously, people. Parodies are for grown ups, not babies. Get over it.

  • My five month old got bored around the time of the severed arm bit. But I kept watching. :-)

  • boring, really boring. i find the actual baby einstine more amusing. dude, your little dribble at the end was the wakist.

    this sucks.

  • Look, everybody, hold your stick horses, OK? It's called BABY PSYCHOSIS. If that didn't ring a bell I don't know what would. Hey, I'm not in favour of this video, but I know youtube well enough to sit with my child through every new clip before he can watch it by himself. So instead of just complaining to the person who made/posted this, I say we flag this thing as inappropriate en masse until it is removed. Come on, let's flag it!

  • if you have your own kids...what kinda dad r u to put shit like that with the a childrens title. ur a dumb ass...find something better to do then make videos like that

  • fckin bastard

  • What a waste of time.

  • I was hoping for an intelligent parody of Baby Einstein, but this is just pointless and disturbing.

  • this video is halarious. the green dude at the end was the cherry on top. i just saw baby beetoven after blazin one and it reminded me of space oddysey 2001. i get it, its for kids. but this video reminds me of wonder showzen which i loved when it came out. I think this vid is tame compared to stuff on cable tv in the middle of the day

  • innocent children that have nothing to do with me or you or the way you are and you can see that by the many comments you get on your sick little video. So grow up for a second and take it off the site or change the heading or keywords to something more fitting. Otherwise I hope you suffer for being such a fagot and if you had the balls to face me youd be hurtin

  • LMFAO nice dude

  • hahah i think its funny my 5 month ols was watching it ,i see no problem with it ,my daughter doesnt even know what shes looking at,if you dont like it them dont watch it

  • AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    You know what? I watched this with my 7 month old just now and she loved it. Seriously.

    I actually didn't see anything all that bad??!!? Just a bloody storm trooper for a sec, but that was cool shit.

    5 stars!

  • you are sick -

  • you need to change the name of this video, you demented person i put this on for mykids to watch until they started screaming.. your 1 messed up person and need help..

  • Seriously If I could find you and beat your ass for putting mr in the position where i thought this was ok for my two year old to watch. You truly are a piece of shit and you are leeting demons rule your life. Change the title and change your life else you most likely burn in hell for all eternity. Fagot

  • Do you even know what Psychosis means?

    It's a mental disorder characterized by symptoms, such as delusions or hallucinations, that indicate impaired contact with reality, or any severe form of mental disorder, as schizophrenia or paranoia.

    Do you think Disney would have made a Baby Einstein video based on that condition for the education and entertainment of infants and toddlers? This video is obviously a spoof.

  • You are calling me a demon controlled monster, aren't you 'stealing' by watching copyrighted videos people are 'sharing' on YouTube instead of buying the DVDs at Toy R Us like I did.

    Are you for real? You think I'm evil while you are spewing hate, calling names, and threatening me over a spoof video that 1,000 of people watched, thought was funny, and got the joke.

  • I have a 5 year old daughter and never let her use the internet without me. I would NEVER let her watch YouTube videos alone. She has seen all my videos and acted in several. Yeah some are on the edge of bad taste but you have to be balanced, you are being way to over righteous where is your sense of humor?

  • Speaking of copyright arnt you copyrighting by using baby einstein name and thr starting of baby einstein with the little catapilar thing?

  • Hi 'TinkerBell',

    I don't think I'm really violating any copyright law. I'm not selling this video, or making any money off it. Its just for fun. You Tube is making money though, lots, from selling advertisements on this site. So in a way You Tub is using Baby Einstein copyrighted content to get web traffic then making buckets of money selling adds on their website. :)

  • your just a fucken idiot grow up and act your age your just mad cuz you dont have any kids you azzzzzhooolllleeeeee!@!!!

  • This should be taken off youtube. You should consider getting help or committing suicide

  • Your a sick motherfucker who obviously doesn't have kids change the title arsehole

  • It's a joke. There has been stories that Baby Einstein doesn't work and Einstein shouldn't be used because when you think of Einstein you think of geniuses. Therefore, if your watch these videos or listens these their music, your child will get smarter. I don't know if this is true. The creator does say that she just wanted to get her child into music. So, this video, is just making a fun of the whole thing, but in a bad taste!

  • You need to be reported!!!! Sick fuck!!

  • pero que cabron, this is not for babies you stupid bitch. change the fuck'n name once for all.

  • you are a sick fuck, change the name of the title. Try being a man for once in your life

  • your a fucking retard thank god my baby started crying from the music before the psycho images came uo you sick fucker.

  • what in the fling fuck is wrong with you how can you show this tasteless crap i hope you get a virus you and your computer

  • wts the song called wen it starts ??? any one

  • kagaos de la mente

    QUE PERSONA PODRIA HACER UN VIDEO ASI ¿?

    UN LOCO SOCOPATA?

    Q VIDEO MAS HORRIBLE, POR NINGUN MOTIVO APTO PARA NIÑOS, MENOS PARA BEBES

    COMO ES POSIBLE QUE JUEGUEN ASI CON LOS PENSAMIENTOS DE LOS INFANTES... REALMENTE NO ME EXPLICO.

    MALDITO DEMENTE SICOPATA, FALTO DE AMOR...

    ME APENAS

    POR FAVOR NO MOSTRAR A NINGUN NIÑO

  • i cant believe someone would do this, i was sitting here watchin it with my 3 month old daughter. you should be ashamed of yourself. what a pathetic person it must take to do this. ever thoght about therapy???

  • wtf is wrong with her what an idiot!!!

  • 6:06 hes a fkn pedophile

  • Yes, I agree, pedophile

  • sick fuck

  • This is a mad woman who made this sick video. she must be crazy!! she show wanna be blood and a bear killin a duck. the duck also seems to be dieing in one part. DO NOT SHOME YOU KIDS THIS VIDEO!!!!!!

    look a 4:45sec and you can see the woman

  • Woe thats a man baby! A Man!

  • Maybe you people should read the description and tags associated with videos. "Dark twisted" kinda stands out to me as does "comedy" and "spoof".

    If you actually were watching this with your baby, you are a moron. With all of that being said, it was a pretty stupid video. The only reason why I watched it was b/c I made the mistake of reading the comments.

    Babies should probably not watch this, but i don't know too many babies who can navigate around on youtube.

    Talk to ya.

  • Everyone!!! you are able to see the sick man who made this video!! 4:45sec you can see the sicko man who made this. how sick you are!!! you are showing a bear killing a duck and dangaling his feet. OMG!!! how knows what kind of other sick thing you like to do with kids minds.

  • i accidently show my baby this. he was crying. I am so pissed right now. you better take off this video. don't even playing with babies like this please.

  • haha not funny....

  • You need to be locked up. People like you belong in an institution. Its not funny. You are a sick piece of crap and should be banned for this.

  • WTF was that?.......why would any one make a video like that..here i was gunna watch some baby einstein and this pop up.....u have to be pretty fucked up and twisted to make something like this this should be taken off of this site!

  • sin saber de lo que se trataba le puse este video a mi hijo, menos mal que me di cuenta a tiempo de lol que se trataba..POR FAVOR NO DEJES QUE TU BEBE VEA ESTE VIDEO DE ENFERMOS-

  • I was watching & buddys baby at work for a sec & found this in hopes to preoccupy the toddler. I realized in the first few seconds that it wasn't a real baby einstein. Some of you are complaining about how horrible this spoof is. Realize that it is just as bad to plop your kid in front of the TV for hours on end. You say it's "educational". I call it a cop-out because you are too lazy to watch or educate your own child yourself. TV doesn't make your babies smarter, it turns their brains to mush.

  • THIS VIDEO IS SO SICK!!!! please dont permit YOUR BABIES WACHT IT!!!!IT HAS AN IMAGE OF A MAIMED HAND, AND IS NOT NICE...

  • i wanted my baby listen to beethoven, now im scared

  • вот же ёбанные американцы. всё вам не нравится. всё надо обосрать. ничего наш друг Б. Хуссейн Обама вам промоет мозг. будете в очередях стоять за хлебом.

  • this is creepy! u shouldnt be allowed to do that

  • Nice work--for some who enjoy sick satyre on the real presentation of music and animation for babies who are better for the real Baby Einstein series. There have always been the

    "artists" who want to abstract the original

    work. I hope this vid. is not accidentally played for a baby. Barney still loves us (scary). Actually the finest kids enrichment program ever was to me, "Make A Wish" with Tom Chapin on ABC=TV many years ago in the seventies. cmd