How to Kill a Zombie

[ExtremeMinerCraft]

@Rakamanion erhm ofcourse it's fake...zombies dont exist watch less movies get a life or something...you are also a thumbs whore

[TheRedScorpionRocks]

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[TheColtini]

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[WeekendFilmCrew]

@TheRedScorpionRocks Sure, have fun with it. Give us a little IMDB love, when you hit the big screen.

[UcantStopSYNE]

i hope zombies really are slow like that cause if they are ill just walk around no running

[MurdoofScarith]

Grenade wont kill a zombie. Grenades kill by fire (Which doesn't kill a zombie quick enough) And shrapnel tearing through vital organs. Seeing how the only way to kill a zombie is to destroy the brain, you would have to be pretty lucky to have a piece hit their head, let alone the brain.

[irishdance19]

look behind you!!!!!!! god u are all going to die

[erraggarn]

Less talking, more killing!

[despdila]

Nice 1.

[TylersVideosTV]

thumbs up if you turned around after he said you just dont know when one can be behind you

[TylersVideosTV]

how do you no they dont move fast huh



[TylersVideosTV]

your blade may brake or dull so yeah

[TylersVideosTV]

you can spot a zomblie lol zom blie

[devinnorth01]

why is he carring steak knives on his back?

[Muusic4Liife]

He's so blind! I was all like, "LOOK THE FLIP BEHIND YOU, FOO'!"

but noo, he needs glasses, better yet contacts.

& what if a zombie eats your hatchet?

I'd only use my gun if there were tons of zombies.

I'mma girl & I fight hard.

K, byee.

[absurdskinnyjackb1]

on dead rising 2 y do they call infected ppl zombies

[Snipervenomaz]

J-just buy yourself a 360! and go bu-b-buy all games that have to do with Z-zombies Killing!! ><" AND...AND, AND YOU"RE WELCOME! G-Fu-Fu-FUCK!!

[borx21]

this guy has not read the zombie survival guide. it's a nice book i recomend you

[mast3rch33f1337]

hey dumb ass if people cant get guns and bullets how the fuck are they going to get grenades? and another thing, i noticed that you killed all those zombies with 1 frag grenade now think about this, the frag was designed to shoot out shrapnel, cripple people and kill people. now to kill a zombie you need to go for the head which a frag grenade cant do. and using a  weapon like a short handled hatchet or machete is a bad idea but not one you should give up. so don't forget guns forget grenades.

[armymenproductions2]

@mast3rch33f1337 well you can buy rifles pistols and shotguns but not semi automatic guns and grenades only ways to get them is to be in the military (are only real hope in a zombie apocalypse well that and rednecks)or if you find a blockade of dead military soldiers so yea and grenades would do nothing like if you through it into a horde you might get maybe 1 or 2 kills but thats probably it and as for ammo well once your probably dead

[tbrentlinger448]

wow we all know this u must have no life



[rockkong1]

All I saw behind me was a retarded hobo going mummmmmmmmmyyyyy

[rockkong1]

Dead rising 2 will give you tips the sad thing is I am vampire and can't suck dead blood yes I was born vampire

[TrueRealGaming]

play nazi zombies for more information

[MrMaxattacks21]

2:22! it'll help you

[MyHamsteri]

i have zombies in my back yard too

[colbys100]

dont worry i have a shotgun shell machine maker just need powder primes shot and wads and plenty of used shells

[MrMaxdeath]

I'm ready for zombies to attack are u?

[iLikemonkeys793]

@MrMaxdeath yep

[ILyrics1102]

i looked behind me just to make sure

[813tarrell]

omg when he said you never know there might be one behind you. i looked behind me really quickly. like this if you looked behind you

[corysbaby17]

funny thing about the beginnin is that everything is all bloody exept for there legs

[MegaSpeedy09]

Thumbs up if you look'd behind you, just for fun!

[MrWerewolf54]

I'm geared up, ready for action, no need to look behind me I got zombie proof house

[joshlaxy]

The point is

[shikshik666]

at the end when he said "there might be one behind u" thumbs up if u look behind

[PolarBearBlue]

@shikshik666 My dorm is zombie proof. I don't need to look behind me.

[shikshik666]

at the end when he said there might be one behind u" thumbs up if u look behind

[JohannaGotTalent41]

Lmfao There comming 6.00 tomorrow night

[feyeno0r]

yoo zombies party at my house

[TheKlaustro]

Thumbs up if you looked behind you at 4:00 =0

[EpicUberFail]

Thumbs up if you looked behind yourself at the end of the video :P

[TheDelrod3]

@EpicUberFail i didn't look behind me at... holy shit!

[LAIMOBEAN]

anyone up for KFC killing fat children?

[RubenDaVampire]

Why are zombies always bloody? You'd think someone would dress them up in a suit and put them in an expensive grave!..... Seriously what are these guys murder victums!?



[yellowdude73]

@RubenDaVampire Maybe The zombies attacked people before and got injured in the progress

[RubenDaVampire]

@yellowdude73 .... good point .....

[ZeMetalFREAK]

but zombies are always hungry..... to feel hunger your brain needs to process it.. For your brain to be able to process anything, you need oxygen.. Oxygen comes from breathing..

Thus, Zombies cannot be dead, as they breathe :)

[fightcheatwin]

theres more bullets than people in the world

[danielc0d]

get ready people

[JW95100]

i'd rather fight those zombies than resident evil & left 4 dead zombies. the RE ones are more often than not mutant and those left 4 dead f***ers beat the shit out of you.at least these are slow as hell retards XD

[monoply17]

their pretty hot zombies

[gwmckee]

Fake...you can't kill a zombie cause they're already dead.

[preschoolpimpan]

anyone notice that he said "zomblie" at 3:25? HAHAHA!

[monkykai]

gggg

[jaadephaam]

that grenade landed 5 feet away from the zombies how did they die

[not2laten3v3r2lat3]

@jaadephaam blast radius?

[JW95100]

@jaadephaam it was probably a frag.

[nepobedivititanik]

you moron blade can stick or brake



[vicous656]

yeah i wish they were that slow i would blow them all away !! hahaha

[rakamanion]

THIS IS FAKE CUZ THE (FAKE) ZOMBIE WOULD GOT THE CAMERA MAN

THUMBS UP IF AGREE

[DBNerfers]

@rakamanion dude, of course its fake, its a parody you ard tard. it your hand repeadedly against your shoulder and bite your ear for me

[rakamanion]

THIS IS FAKE CUZ THE (FAKE) ZOMBIE WOULD GOT THE CAMERA MAN

THUNBS UP IF AGREE

[seagoonproductions]

@rakamanion no shit spacko

[zeek245]

i looked behind me to check for a zombie

[mhfutotalmaster]

when you said the 1 might be right behind you my little bro did that zombie voice and feaked me out XD

[babikitti2010]

So F**KING crazy!!

[curlyfrieskevo]

agree if you saw back when he said that if you never know

[erraggarn]

You need tips? Watch Zombieland

[Alexb0y99]

@erraggarn Truth

[47natethegreat]

@erraggarn true

[lilrussianboy95]

@erraggarn or just get fpsrussia

[leachy114]

Wow no crawlers from that grenade....now how am i ganna pack a punch?

[jsfrc]

thumbs up if you looked back to see if there was a zombie

[Cyontastic]

@jsfrc there was 8 why do u ask..



[MEatHEadedarse]

i looked behind me at the end of the video just to make sure...

[profisherman17]

This is why I bring my pocket knife in the woods

[mikesk8er15]

hahaha he cant reach his machete

[Nazydog675]

Oh by the way , what thing did you use for fake blood?

[Nazydog675]

hah pwned : Zombies never blink !

[killyrm34300]

blades can break

[TheHunterw21]

That was hilarious!

[UltimatePokemonFan75]

@The2kooldudes the brain controles the zombie, if the zombie is in

front of you and its brain is ten feet that way, the zombie cant move, bite, or infect

anyone

[JaxfirebusIsBack1]

Just grab a gun with bullets that can go through skulls and destroy brains, or have something sharp enough to lob their heads off and your fine :P

[ohitaku]

i looked behind me after the end

[OpTicvShockz]

well thats a retarded vid becasue there is no such things as zombies

[MadNerf]

@OpTicvShockz but they are possible. imagine this... one rabies cell... exposed to a lot of radiation. that rabies is inside a dog or rabbit. it bites a human. that human goes nuts. kills everything that moves. spreads it to another human. voila zombie

[antysoftwares]

@MadNerf still doesnt explain the undead part

[MadNerf]

@antysoftwares there are several types of zombies. undead, radioactive, viral, and extraterestrial.

[zaldivarbigboy]

very funny. specially the part about not being able to reach the machetes. Lol

[DixieZombie]

Great video! We're screaming for submissions at theZIFF.com - anyone alive or undead can upload a 5-minute zombie film for a chance to win the ZIFF award & $500 in gift cards!

[monster4044]

mom, Stop trying to dance. u cant jerk for nothing

[dormirenonpotest]

"grasspppssss"

[magixtwister]

i turned around

[TF2Medic2]

@magixtwister same

[phillipmt10]

i like his belt 

[gtariman03]

lol KFC bearded guy

[eyrobbanoedde]

Thumbs up if you first though that he was goin' to slay thoes fuckin' zombies!

... and then got disepointed

[andrewdacool]

lol get to the lab get a nuke and alot of c4 and garnades and rockets and nukes and rockets and marterdom and u die and world dies to :)

[adir907]

wow these pepole can realy "Act" like a zombie ;o pro

[marktherapper]

@wesleyxguitar as long as u need if u just hit them in the head

[mahziel]

this guy is assuming that everyone is skilled at using a blade and is completely ignoring the event of a large horde. People get tired, zombies do not...

[marktherapper]

@wesleyxguitar yeah but run out of ammo in a 12 gauge and what have u got...another weapon.coz its out of ammo u can hit them with it

[wirerenthere123]

Grapsssss

[bigguns644]

im weth the zombie that sed hous up for kfc

[TheFettman13]

For me, it's all about silenced , semi auto weapon and the Gordon Freeman special (You know the one).

[DannyDaBaddy]

@wesleyxguitar okay then a machete and a minigun with like a billion bullets

[bloodsweep]

how to survive a zombie attack: walk away

[mebite98]

you think zombies walk like this? watch 28 weeks later. thats how zombies move.

[teentv8]

new tipBUY A SHOT GUN!

[SaitoRaiKuruwuzaki]

Thank Gawd Zombies can't run... Infecteds do :)

[Escmiester]

Would the Katana samurai sword work?

[benjaminchemistry]

@Escmiester

Only if you had a real one (which is IMPOSSIBLE to get)

[richardrules13397]

@Escmiester probably for 1-3 zombies, but then the sword ruins which wouldn't cut after the 4th zombie...

[96HENTON]

thanks raymond , thats raymond

[zeldarocksmehsocks]

wat the heck wow i mean u rly tink zombies will come wooww u sound retarded any way sry just kinda un likely but i guess it was an ok vid

[crowsFarhanlol]

the slower the zombie the slower u will die but if the faster the zombie the faster u will die lol

[Feddex123]

i prefer these slow-moving zombies. Fast ones are just no fun.

[curseofa5r5a]

THERE IS A LOT OF BULLETS, A GUY WITH 1000 ROUDS AND A GOOD RIFLE WOULD KILL 1000 ZOMBIES IN A DAY FROM A SECURE LOCATION WITH NO PROBLEM

[daltonrich11]

kfc sounds great

[ReadyRave]

I must say, I would shit my pants in happiness if a zombie attack ever did occur

[TheRoseeable]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh­hhh im freked out now i saw 5 zombies movie 2 virus so freked out and im girl scared aasss hell

[kizzer134]

I like how DannyDaBaddy refers a shotgun taking on a nuke!!

Thats like Osamabinladin launching a nuke at america and everybody shits themselfs while Obama stands there and says 'everybody calm the fuck down, Chuck Norris has a shotgun' lmfao :D

[starfirelexie]

"Because you never know when one might be right behind you." Lol.

[TheFoulblood]

this is a funny cool awsome true video good job

[1DAMU2MAXILAR]

WTF, My grandmom could scape from those zombis without problems.

[bummer1238]

katana ftw

[1991GothicSoul666]

"you never know when one might be, behinde you" 0_0 now i'm to scared to look behind me!!

[AnonymousApple11]

i looked behind me at the end its freaky when he says that

[turdkurd12]

@AnonymousApple11 same yo

[LiLd1sK]

dis is soooo fake

[XGtaFreak]

@LiLd1sK

yes it is a fake whats so wrong ?

[LiLd1sK]

@XGtaFreak ye... i dont care what you say lil nigga freak

if you don't like what i say... dont say anything bitch!

[SupremeGamingLeague]

you need to find a chainsaw and a baseball bat or two

[smokenAt1620]

Step 1. Run to local gun shop and jack every last fucking round and gun.

step 2. go to the store and jack all the food and water you can.

step 3. go to local hardware store. Buy the following....Shovel, Axe, Blow torch, chicken wire, razor wire, and 30,000 concrete blocks to surround your house. but mortor too. blocks kinda fall over without that stuff.

STEP 4. Hook up your dish and keep tivo running. who knows how long itl be til' the tv stops working...The Creators

[Saccattackk]

dude if zombies are real were fucked

[Rimes9845]

there are more bullets then people

[curseofa5r5a]

@Rimes9845 ABOUT 10000 BULLETS PER EACH PERSON IN THE FACE OF THE EARTH

[zkilz1]

@Rimes9845 well there is also a bunch of different kinds of bullets and lets face it...person owning a gun-store...not gunna give up any ammo unless he is dead (grenade)

[zkilz1]

@Rimes9845 yes there is but lets face it...guy owning a gun-store is not gunna be sharing any bullets during this unless he is dead (grenade?)

[dormirenonpotest]

@Rimes9845 I am in love with you.

[SofEath]

So he's shown us how to kill zombies, vampires, and werewolves, but what about ninjas?

Ohhhh.... wait.... you can't kill ninjas. hahahaa

[DannyDaBaddy]

what if them zombies run like them sonofabitches in l4d. wtf we go the nukes, open the silos and blow em away.... or use a 12 gauge

[ironwolf9999]

@DannyDaBaddy for get 12 gauge  get a 10 gauge and get a ah1w super cobra lol

[dudetextme]

i don't understand why people insist on those stupid sharp weapons...

blunt weapons are better for killing the head and unless you are trained with a sword i wouldn't recommend a sharp weapon. and most sharp weapons tend to be short, like knives and machetes aren't the best for dealing with zombies at close range i mean what are you gonna do? stab. you'll be bitten by the time you manage to get your blade in their face

[zkjoker666]

the weapons runs out of bulets, and a civil could not us it

[DrinkandDriveTV]

My opinion, is as almost everybody else... a machete a knife( best if it is a bowie knife), nothing small...to tell you the truth i wish there were zombies... not many ofcourse.... but.... it would be kinda coll wouldn't it?....not many a few now or then....chopping heads of isn't bad once in a while right? as i said not often... how about 3-5 zombies a month.... at some point we would all get used to it...

[zkjoker666]

it will be fun to kill zombies

[DrinkandDriveTV]

ofc it would... entertaining...bwahahahaha...

[chrisredfeild13]

use a fucking katana

[ReloadCC]

Blades are BAD. You slice em open and their blood sprays all over you. Could get in your face and infect you 0_o. Blunt objects are the way to go. x]

[pizzasuits]

yeah blades... their more of a risk to the dude attacking the zombie that it is to the zombie its self. could cut yourself or become infected. pluss, the main damage plan is the zombie head.... gotta bash that shit. or better yet.... hollow point ftw

[Kanoppo]

@ReloadCC true... true

[thatemokidlolXD]

this is all wrong. i suggest you all pick up a copy of the book the zombie survival guide by max brooks.

[RexyBoy9991]

There's One Weapon Who Can Save You....!!!

THE SHOTGUN!!!!!

[jaystar316]

Okay so if your already in a safe place why would you go drive into populated areas? oh and i can beat your arsenal, i have 3 guns with 2000 rounds for each one

[jaystar316]

My weapon of choice...my brother who just got out of the special forces, ill just throw him at zombies

[jaystar316]

if you have enough time to get all of that togeather you're in a safe place

[Light197]

lol!! funny

[MrGobBluth]

hi some of you rrr remember me...

[boogers1998]

that explosion was soo fake and it was fake :P

[willwillop60]

if this did happon which is a very small chance but now there is a higher chance because of new diseases. there is a new disease every lik 2 years but if this did happon i am getting a big group and my self some nifes and some big ass sharp weapon.

[Sudano66]

graspssssss

[Swablerk]

ha ha ha ha ha ha! nice dude!!!

[USMCdog157]

hahahaha nice

[SuperGordonFreeman]

graspssss lol

[fallenghostt]

katana FTW

[Tstareltahir]

and i hve a rocket launcher m8, beat dat, im gonna kill da fucking zombies

[ragamuff55]

not really the ak-47 is much more powerful and more accurate then the m-16 the only reason the United States doesn't use them is because they are illegal in North America.

by the way an AK-47 is much more expensive then a m-16 you dumb asshole

[igorbog88]

More expensive ? hahahaha