CULT in a BOX !

[ibitron1]

do a search on "Teenager faces prosecution for calling Scientology 'cult'", I tryed to send this in a PM but it said there is a contact lock on or something, maybe the lizards have banned me :-)

[smhussain62]

This is superb!! Brilliant concept, hilarious execution. Good job.

[FreeformTao]

I LOOOOOOVE this video!

[KT45]

lol awesome!

[franks2732]

Does it come in blue? And do I get one or two free gifts with that?

[erandonandied]

Love the video !!

Where do I get a copy of your book?

Are you the guy in Forrest Port NY ?

Are you the 3rd EGO of the apocalypse ?

[electrovox1212]

Boffo!! ; )

[rozeboosje]

lulz



[jimmyjazz240]

The illuminati and their chemtrails will not allow me to join a cult.

[fantasy0coach]

Change it to "God in a box" and you could become extremely wealthy.

[neobignuts]

@fantasy0coach

Or "Goble my snot to total freedom" 

[TheTruePooka]

That... was well done and funny.

[bigboy45454545]

The only thing distinguishing a cult from a religion is the number of blind followers. At some point a cult like Scientology then becomes a religion. This can be said of Christianity too, but only a short time after imaginary Jesus died of course. Your kit works for religions too in this regard.

[xxXTheMimicaXxx]

This is brilliant! lol, by the wya, I'll be putting you in my Hall of Heroes video soon.

[TimothyTwoofer]

lol man :) 

[hevyAccel]

You know - The very first frame deserves to be on a demotivational poster. Can we start the bidding?

[SuperSoylent2]

Wow - this is almost too good to pass up! ... almost.

[Hereticbooks]

"William Tapley is just too fucking insane." hahahah love it.

[TruthSurge]

That's quite a bargain. If I hadn't already bought the Jones-Karesh Fastrack System, I'd seriously consider buying this.

[darkmattermarshall02]

Hahahaa.

[hevyAccel]

I'll take 2. 1 suicide cult version. And 1 donate everything you have to me cause the world is ending version.

[philos4r]

@AtheistAussie cool :)

[AtheistAussie]

@sleepy555555 You could try a game particracy (dot) net, it's a political party simulation game, but you can play a religious fundamentalist party.

[deepashtray]

I'll only get a box if you promise that I don't have to cut my nuts off.

[AtheistAussie]

@deepashtray Only the leader may have nuts.. ooops, only the leader IS nuts. I always get that mixed up.

[Jaybird196]

Cult in a box instructions: Just add followers and stir routinely.

[AtheistAussie]

@Jaybird196 Lol!

[neobignuts]

OH you fucking forgot the most important thing related to cults.

"YOUR ONLY AS VALUABLE AS THE SIZE OF YOUr WALLET"

HEHE

[AtheistAussie]

@neobignuts What? There is relationship between how badly divine truth is propagated and an individual's personal wealth? Who could possibly be so shallow ? ;)

[neobignuts]

@AtheistAussie

Well "NOT" $cientology.  ;)

[10phoenix01]

@AtheistAussie just watched this video again (yes i am that vain) i didn't realise you used Kdenlive my estimation of you just increased ! lol

[AtheistAussie]

@10phoenix01 If you have it, make sure you are using version 0.8. It's a vast improvement over the previous ones, far more stable and..*gasp* rotoscoping !

[HeavyTrafficAhead]

sign me up! Oh wait, I need to have my rationality, conscience, and ethics removed first

[AtheistAussie]

@HeavyTrafficAhead We have 2 options - brainwashing or lobotomy. Problem solved :)

[saxmanchiro]

I like dark blue jogging outfits with dark blue runners, bunk beds for all members, spartan furniture, no modern conveniences, all my money given to the leader, and then drink some foul smelling kool aid for the 'trip' to the other world.

[AtheistAussie]

@saxmanchiro You forgot the 'away team' shoulder patches.

[fruitofspirit]

LOL! No shortage of them, that's true.

[AtheistAussie]

@fruitofspirit My 'regret of the moment' is that stupidity can't be burned. If it could then we would solve the world's energy issues.

[fruitofspirit]

@AtheistAussie Yes, ROTFL!!! If it could only be "harnassed!" Maybe if we all went out in the rain with a kite and a key like Ben Franklin - one of us is bound to get lucky! I'm sure you've seen the poster from despair.com with a picture of many people holding hands while sky diving. The caption reads, "IDIOCY - Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups." LOL!

[philos4r]

your like seanbedlam but a million times less irritating ;)

[AtheistAussie]

@philos4r Just checked his channel out.. and subbed to him.

[RedSmoky777]

Good video,good points



[AtheistAussie]

@RedSmoky777 Thank you !

[jimthepleb]

i need one now!!!

[AtheistAussie]

@jimthepleb I wish I had one. No responsibilities.. just misplaced reverence.

[PostSurgeOperative]

It's a limited-time offer, because the End Times are nigh . . .

[AtheistAussie]

@PostSurgeOperative Act now !

[Astrobrant2]

How much is it?? I WANT one!

[AtheistAussie]

@Astrobrant2 It will cost you all your worldly goods, but that is ok, you will be receive a full refund in the afterlife.

[calmreason]

Woah! I'm already signed up in Cult Of Dusty! He's my spiritual leader, and as a retired pornographer, he's well qualified!!!

[AtheistAussie]

@calmreason I watched CultOfDusty's 911 video, that was brilliant. No wonder he is a cult leader. 

[Hereticbooks]

Cunt......I mean Cult in a box. Fucking brilliant.

[AtheistAussie]

@Hereticbooks Thank you  :)

[karmagirl74]

What? No steak knives?? :D

[AtheistAussie]

@karmagirl74 Only if you order NOW ! 

[ONESPECIES]

Can I haz it with Cheez on Top?

[prodigyat9]

@ONESPECIES

No, you're thinking of cunt in a box. That comes with cheese as an option.

[AtheistAussie]

@ONESPECIES Only the leader can haz cheeze. 

[ONESPECIES]

@AtheistAussie I'll find me a communal cheese cult then! SORTED!

[Steaphany]

Koolaid !

Koolaid !

You forgot the Ceremonial Apocalyptic Koolaid !

( To be served when the authorities invade the compound )

[AtheistAussie]

@Steaphany Damn, I actually thought of that before I did the video.. and promptly forgot to put it in the final edit.

[AlexBSinclair]

"I reject your reality and substitute my own"

I seriously wish the Myth-busters team would put some of these to the test.

I'm thinking we bypass the ballistic gel and go straight to blowing the ass out of their instigators using copious amounts of C4. If they survive that, then I may reconsider my position.

[AtheistAussie]

@AlexBSinclair "Today on Mythbusters, is there a god". I'd watch that. 

[AuntieDiluvian]

The problem is that first of all I'd need to have my conscience and scruples removed - unless you can organise that I'm afraid I won't be buying :((((

[prodigyat9]

@AuntieDiluvian

Funny you say that auntie. As a teen I, honestly, considered starting my own cult after learning a bunch about how they operate but that damn morality thing kept getting in my way. In the end I gave in and got a real job.

[AtheistAussie]

@AuntieDiluvian Could we try brainwashing as a workaround ?

[brindabellaoffroad]

@AuntieDiluvian you're a funny old duck AD! lol i'm going to call you the Cheese from now on! you get better with age! XD

[rriverstone1]

sharing!

[AtheistAussie]

@rriverstone1 The leader will always share. You can trust the leader to share everything fairly.

[10phoenix01]

Lol my family always thought I was a cult zombie

[10phoenix01]

MUST FOLLOW OUR LEADER (WILLIAM TAPLEY NOT INCLUDED)

[AtheistAussie]

@10phoenix01 Thanks for the video :)

[10phoenix01]

@AtheistAussie thats fine mate. I have put your link on my channel page all i want in return is some CU*LT in a box lmfao

[AlexBSinclair]

I'm almost ashamed to admit this but when I was in my teens, I was so unhappy about the mainstream organised religion that my parents had involved me in, I spent a few years investigating whatever else was out there. I suppose I thought is was cool or something and I did grow up in the 60s. Yep, I was a member of a large group which could be described as a cult. I wonder how many people follow a similar rout simply because their religion doesn't provide ANY answers at all. Great Video!!

[AtheistAussie]

@AlexBSinclair Don't be ashamed about admitting it... it shows you made up your mind to learn more and eventually you worked it out. It's a virtue to keep asking questions. Considering I actually believed the crap in Loose Change's 911 video I can relate. We live and learn mate :)

[awreslr2]

That will sell well in the USA !!

[AtheistAussie]

@awreslr2 It will do well here as well.. we have our own groups here. Have a look for AJ Miller. He's Jesus, his girlfriend is Mary Magdalene.

[awreslr2]

@AtheistAussie Yeah, I've seen that guy and his Mary M somewhere! I don't think he'd do well in the USA; there are mental hospitals and prisons here filled with guys who claim that!

[SissingPyd]

Ok, sold. Where can I get one?

[AtheistAussie]

@SissingPyd Just pull it out of your arse.. all the best cult leaders do.

[SissingPyd]

@AtheistAussie Cult, I though you said cunt!

[chthonios]

LOL @ the Tapley comment

(and lol at the rest of it too)

[CanadienAtheist]

Oh I got to get me one of these! Mine will be a cult for young blond women only. Sorry, no lesbians, carpet licking is a sign of the Devil!!!!

[prodigyat9]

@CanadienAtheist

Wouldn't it be easier to just order the cunt in a box? 

[AtheistAussie]

@prodigyat9 There are so many comments I could make there, but I have some Kool-aid to drink. Laterz.

[AtheistAussie]

@CanadienAtheist What have you got against spectator sports ? ;)

[gulbirk]

Seriously though. There are lots of "cults" within the atheist comunity. The anti-statist "cult". The "cult" of Ron Paul.

The ""The Sovjet Union didnt do anything bad"" cult.

[AtheistAussie]

@gulbirk I'm not surprised that there is a divergence of views within the atheist 'community' (seriously, we have to come up with a better word than that.. ) as our only point of agreement is there no evidence for a god, but thanks for that comment.. it's genuinely interesting food for thought. Any other 'cults' in the atheist community you can think of ?

[gulbirk]

@AtheistAussie The Zeitgeist movment is certainly one (the whole video about what religion really is).

You have the conspiracy guys. Not all atheists of course, but a good deal of them are. Then of course we have lots of philosophical cults, which there are simply to many to name.

Yeah, there is a whole bunch of "cults" that people within the atheist community follow, AND that to some extent consists of almost just atheists (like the anti-statist "cult")

[Alastrian83]

@gulbirk

So basically, a 'cult' is anyone who disagrees with you?

Riiiiiiight...

[ytmoog]

@gulbirk

I wasn't aware Ron Paul was an atheist? When did that happen?

[gulbirk]

@ytmoog Ron Paul is not an atheist. But allot of atheists are part of what other people (like the amazingatheist) calls the "Cult of Ron Paul"".

[ytmoog]

@gulbirk

So it is not a cult within the atheist community, just a cult with some members which are atheists.

[gulbirk]

@ytmoog Yes. But there is a specific part of the "atheist comunity" that I would say belong to the ""Libertarian atheists comunity"". Those are the people who vote Ron Paul.

[krissyeh]

@gulbirk

Only if you are a Yank.

[Alastrian83]

@gulbirk

Funny, because the people you describe there as 'cultish' would say the same thing of Statists. Certain 'liberals' like to believe the dogma that government run education and healthcare can't ever go wrong, while certain 'conservatives' will dogmatically believe that all aggressive wars are justified in the name of 'spreading democracy' (wtf is that supposed to mean anyway lol).

[gulbirk]

@Alastrian83 """Certain 'liberals' like to believe the dogma that government run education and healthcare can't ever go wrong"""

Name one liberal who has said that it can ever GO wrong. Anything can GO wrong. Its about what will function best for most people.

[Alastrian83]

@gulbirk

Who could possibly be qualified to know what's best for most people? Anyone who claims to have those answers is conceited and possibly too narcissistic to safely hold power.

We aren't all machines churned out of an assembly line built by the same design... human beings are far too diverse for a standardized approach those issues to even work AT ALL, even for 'most' people.

And then what about those who don't fall into the category of 'most people'? Don't they matter at all?

[youngn420]

@gulbirk the cult of ron paul has nothing to do with atheists, infact most atheist like myself see him as a potentially dangerous dominionist.

[MacNutz2]

Yeah, I'm pumped. I'm going to order my Cult In a Box right away.

[AtheistAussie]

@MacNutz2 A personal fiefdom can be yours TODAY! 

[DeusExWolksvagen]

ALL MY MONEY! 

[AtheistAussie]

@DeusExWolksvagen Yes. All for the chosen people.

[meleder]

Can I join:) By the way did you see the news article about schools in australia adding a crhsitian part to the second verse of the australian antional anthem?

[Quintinohthree]

@meleder

That's what his last video was about.

[meleder]

@Quintinohthree Doh! I just realised, my yutube is behind in notifying me! Sorry,:)

[Quintinohthree]

@meleder

Everyone is having that problem to some extent.

[AtheistAussie]

@meleder You can join, you need to bring your family and credit cards... if forced to choose, bring your credit cards. Yep, I saw that article about changing the national anthem, check out my last vid :)

[krissyeh]

@AtheistAussie

Those schools need their arses kicked for one of the protocols for the The Australian National Anthem is that it must never be modified and alternative words should not be used.

The most dangerous cult that we have now is the one where A J Miller believes he is jesus bloody christ and his girlfriend is Mary Magdalen. Just goes to prove that some people are brain dead even before they join cults.