Best Answering Machine Greeting

[TheMarshallsfan]

Damn!!!!!!! :'D

[urexactlyretarded]

In the case of 3 year old Taisha, Jermain... you ARE the father...

[cambreonsgirl]

Lmaoo thats HALARIOUS!!:D

[odmcarp]

classy girl, no wonder Jermain doesn't live there anymore.

[joe42968]

If I somehow get connected with this answering machine other than seeing this video how do i get the sub titles?Cause I can't understand most of what she is saying

[MrVirobot]

I wonder how far jermaine went with her $20?

[3bar]

Welfare mothers make better lovers.

[helloprettypie]

hi this is jeremains mama

[LermanProductions]

Something tells me she doesn't like Jermaine...

[65coupestang]

@LermanProductions i agree !!!!:)

[TCMGdevildog]

I PUT SNOWFLAKES ON : )

[zzkambe]

Is jermain a black guy?

[Hasshasser]

@zzkambe No! he's a green Guy from Alpha centaury!

[braddasseymusic]

dad?

[TheGabberManiac]

TOMMARROW!

[jcdenton2k]

I wanna meet Jermaine and shake his fucking hands while giving him a thumbs up and some filthy whores to fuck.

YOU GO JERMAINE =D

[FatB410]

I wanna know what Jermaine did LOL

[111111111111111658]

ahahhaahahh!!!!!!!! i would love to meet this lady,lmao..she is pisst off like hell to jermaine :)))))

[InASeaOfSin]

Aw hell naw! I love this!

[finechico20]

lol i love how she starts off, you can tell she getting her thoughts together, lol

[tryby12]

she had a very low opinion about jermain

[SteLLa12341]

Lmfao i want to meet jermaine just for the hell of it lol oh god i wonder if she got ahold of him, i wondet how it all turned out

[Fuzzball000]

I can tell she's great with children..

[xRt66x]

you can tell this is a real greeting cause no one can make that up

[d0gamer013]

i'll change my answering machine to something like this

lolzzzz

[artziegirl]

LMFAO classic.

[lilmisswagger123]

i thougt she said theivening not bieng

[TheMissouriPrepper]

I know Jermain -- the MU@@@erFU@@er ows me $10.00 too!!!!

[sham030586]

How did she get all that to fit?? lmao

[thepurps55]

lmao

[meepie001]

Poor Jermaine

[rockboy365987826]

Amazing! She should get a prize or something.

[MetuNtr]

Okay, just on principle, I'm dying to meet Jermaine, now. LMAO

[sspringventura]

ahaha(;

[InfamousFroste]

Jermain, Yo Baby Momma is mad as phuck.

[liquidgee13]

Funny - the accent makes it.

[bleedblue1016]

"um hello? this is Jermain."

[Simplydeadly1]

beep* this is Jermain baby i was jus working 2 shifts and just wanted to say love you and im changing my life for my kids.....

[uprayup]

I hope she is not waiting for a job interview. I know of a person whom lost a good paying job because of an inappropriate message on the answering machine.

The Company called with the intent of telling her to bring additional info on her first day to work. Well, least to say the messagae they left "We are sorry - Please do not come in to work on Monday. You are not the person we would want to represent our Company. ....be careful!!! That was $50,000/yr job.

[NewYorkMets525]

um.........................

[CTJgumby45243]

Man if her grandma picked up...... MY GOD

[brian9827]

*finally picks up phone* ..... sooo yea is jermain there or what?

[TheLittlecrunch]

beeeep.....Is jermain there?