The Crystal Skulls: Astonishing Portals to Man's Past (1/5)

[squishhhhug]

Because I had something downloaded into my mind and I well suspected it is time released and perhaps for a good reason...

[squishhhhug]

You should get me to touch one when I am in the spirit.

[craigguitar22]

wow

[HomogenizingHegemony]

What if you put them all in the coffer in the King's chamber of the Great Pyramid of Giza? If they do anything, they're sure to do it there.

[altermann555]

ok or not... ? /watch?v=4VB_bRTnL0Q&feature=f­eedu

[TrollingPatrolling]

i foun d a crystal ancient dildo last week on my trip to africa

[TrollingPatrolling]

i foun d a crystal ancient dildo last week on my trip to africa

[Jkun]

I find these things very interesting to think about, however I find it hard to wrap my head around the fact that people are actively engaging in these kinds of things even though we have much more pressing matters to attend to in our world.

~Jkun~

[Jayli0]

@Jkun They believe its some way linked to 2012, which I personally think is BS, but who am I to say that like everyone else? Even though chances like our past signs of appocalyses has proven the world's end false, whats the points of attending other matters if this sign is true? Just something I thought I add in there.

[Jkun]

@Jayli0

Well, we live in a world where we humans made up the rules etc.

We also created pretty much every problem imaginable, and might even be responsible for problems created by nature, so then why are we not solving those problems. I think everything is unessecary untill we solve our problems.

~Jkun~

[TheGrimdoor]

d3ejmz is right quartz is inter dimentional and they do have info and they were finally given back to the mayan council in 2010 as they found a new codex that proved they were theres. so they used some international treasure law to aquire them back for 2012 apparently.

as the mayan council prepares.

[d3ejmz]

For those who don't think crystals can store information... What do you think the PROM chips in your computer are made of? RAM? CPU? All crystals! "Quartz" at that!

[tekraik]

mmmmm ahh esta historia se parece ala de  dragon ball nada mas que esta es version maya en ves de shen long sale quetzalcoatl juntando las 13 calaveras invocandolo en maya *claro esta *saldra patearte pues quiere seguir durmiendo jejee

naaa , interesante documental

[NAMTRIP]

7.38,almost looks like the terminators metal skull.

[dave85333]

they say that they tested the skulls and found they where made by advanced modern day tools,,,so whos to say the aliens that were apparently the makers of these skulls didnt have these modern day tools to make them and whos to say they were actually made on this planet,,

[clevername333]

@dave85333, your logic is flawless dave.... it is beautiful like a circle. Shall we call this thing of beauty you have created "circular logic"?

So, since modern tools were proven to have been used on the skulls, then aliens must have made them on another planet? Brilliant work Dr. Holmes. (aka Dave85333)

[dave85333]

@clevername333 whos modern tools, from the articles ive read there is no proof they were made in modern times,,,also who says they were made on this planet who says the crystal used was from this planet who says no other planet has quartz crystals...

[clevername333]

@dave85333, actually, I missed a point in your previous statement. You state that there is proof that they were made by "advanced modern day tools." Actually, they were proven to have been made using 19th century tools of rotary grinding wheels lubricated with water on the surface of the crystal. So, I guess the real truth is that Aliens time traveled, got some 19th century cutting tools, and went back to the past to make the skulls on another planet, and then brought to earth. U R smrt dave

[sk8dom]

@clevername333 that is not true about 19th century tools. the grain was cut the oppisite way of the actual crystal and we do not have the technology to create them. and to everyone its sad you argue over youtube. sure some of you are right some are wrong but those who are wrong take the critisms. don't be ignorant. this is coming from a 17

[clevername333]

@sk8dom, my first thought was that perhaps English was not your native tongue... then I checked your profile, and it says you are from the United States.

I have no idea what point you are trying to make.

[dave85333]

@clevername333 whos modern tools, from the articles ive read there is no proof they were made in modern times,,,also who says they were made on this planet who says the crystal used was from this planet who says no other planet has quartz crystals...

[clevername333]

look up crystal skull on wikipedia...

[dave85333]

@clevername333 wikipedia you really base your info off wikipedia, ok now you really cant be trusted with what you say haha

[clevername333]

@dave85333, your logical fallacies abound like a newborn kitten. 

[dave85333]

@clevername333 that doesnt even make any sense what you said.......zzzzzz ur boring me now, you seem to think they must of been made on this planet lol how narrow minded are you

[clevername333]

@dave8533 beware KFC after 2012 when all the fried chicken will come back to life as zombie chickens. Fried Chicken gonna eat you up. The skulls what dun be made of crystal have spoken. That is all.

[dave85333]

@clevername333 thats gotta be the dumbest comment ive ever read, also you cant prove that they were made in modern times by modern tools by human beings, and before you say, yes i cant prove the opposite apart from the fact reports say yes some of the skulls where made by human and modern day tools as they can see the markings when under the microscope,,,,but there is a few that they have had under a micro scope which have no tool markings, nothing, no proof it was made by humans!

[clevername333]

@dave85333, you proved my point. Well done sir. You are correct Dave, the Crystal skulls were made by man. I appreciate that you went into such detail outlining how easily these would have been carved by modern tools in modern times and sold to dealers with the intention of hoodwinking gullible hippies and douches into thinking these were of ancient origin and somehow supernatural. Also, you bring up another great point about the KFC and 2012, we should all watch out for the Zombie Chickens.

[clevername333]

@dave85333, actually, if I were you, I would look at some skeptical sources of information. I would highly recommend podcast episode Skeptoid #98 from April 29, 2008. It is titled The Crystal Skull: Mystical, or Modern?

I think you will find it interesting.

[dave85333]

@clevername333 i dont listen to people who are skeptic, they are jus the same as people who dont want to believe in things that is very certain to exist..ie; intelligent life in the universe other than us humans

[HighTEKofficial]

lol xd how many times do they say the word Skull :x funny xD

[clevername333]

Everyone.... go to itunes, and download a podcast called skeptoid. It covers the topic of the cyrstal skulls and all sorts of other "dragons" of popular culture. The crystal skulls are man made, and not ancient. This is hilarious to see people take this subject or other pseudo science subjects seriously.

In case anybody is interested, I have a bridge I would like to sell you.

[looneytune3562]

@clevername333 If you know so much why don't you help people by writing your theories and sharing them rather than just saying er your all dumb because your not saying what i'm thinking. Peace.

[clevername333]

@looneytune3562, what I stated is not a theory. did you listen to the podcast? Did you seek out an alternate view point to this video. I did not say you were dumb for thinking whatever it is that you think. You created that meaning. Look closely at exactly what I wrote rather than creating a straw man argument in reaction to what you think I meant. Reality is usually far stranger and more interesting than fiction. Your comments were fiction.

[looneytune3562]

@clevername333 No I didn't listen to the podcast so I will check it out.

I geuss I got the impression of you talking down to people from parts of your comment:

"This is hilarious to see people take this subject or other pseudo science subjects seriously" and "In case anybody is interested, I have a bridge I would like to sell you".

Maybe I took you the wrong way, doesn't matter anyway, sorry if I did.

Check out: "Old world secrets The Omega project codes". I highly recommend it to all. Peace

[clevername333]

@looneytune3562, skeptoid.com/episodes/4098

[SocialParasiteTV]

@clevername333 And how do you deduce that they carved these skulls then? Are the men you speak of known to you? Are they human? Are they alien? If an alien makes an item is that item man made? There may just be knowledge here that no one is yet to understand..

Tiocfaidh ár lá

[clevername333]

@SocialParasiteTV, skeptoid.com/episodes/4098

[SocialParasiteTV]

@clevername333 cheers for letting me see that link but like most things this just adds further to the speculation, if this skull and indeed the many others have been brought then where is the paperwork to reiterate these considerations? If these items were sold in a UK auction then there would be an invoice of sale? I also believe there would be a tax/vat record of such a sale would there not?

It seems to me that some doubt these issues which is fair enough, but where are the sale records?

[clevername333]

@SocialParasiteTV, focusing on the bill of sale is a red herring to the fact that the skulls were subjected to tests in 2008, confirming that its polishing was done using modern tools. In addition, particle accelerator tests found traces of water used during the cutting and polishing, occluded within the quartz, that positively dated the carving to between 1867 and 1886.

What is more likely: humans made this, or supernatural beings from space?

[SocialParasiteTV]

@clevername333 how is asking to see a bill and Tax/VAT record a red herring when it is required under statute in the UK? Claiming our request to see it is in fact the red herring! We simply wish for hard evidence, have you seen hard evidence? Or are you just taking the word of Masons? They used to say smoking was safe and that they had tests to prove it and look how the lied there! I love a good debate but please do provide solid evidence that can be checked not just opinion.

Tiocfaidh ár lá

[clevername333]

@SocialParasiteTV, do you know what a "red herring" is in the world of logical fallacies? Please look this up if you are unclear.

[SocialParasiteTV]

@clevername333 I take it you speak for every quartz skull made then? If you know so much on the subject then why don't you publish a book or an article?

I note you state "probably European?" Does this denote that they are not 100%, I live in the UK so I will visit the British Museum and see if they confirm exactly what you are declaring. At the end of the day does it matter? I think there are milions of things out there that cannot be fuly explained and can you even trust them anyhow? NO!

[clevername333]

For decades, the British Museum and the Museum of Man displayed their crystal skulls with the provenances originally provided by Eugene Boban, which was that the skulls came from pre-Columbian Aztec origin. But then, in separate studies in the 1990's, both the British Museum and the Smithsonian examined a number of crystal skulls, including all of those in museum collections attributed to Eugene Boban.

[SocialParasiteTV]

@clevername333 the Skull in the Bristish Museum is not essentially the Skull spoke about in the video - britishmuseum - ock_crystal_skull.aspx and besides there was no Bristish Auction that you speak of! Boban sold the UK skull to the New York jewellers Tiffany and Co, from whom more than a decade later, it was acquired by the British Museum. I do not need to debate with you anymore Sir, the facts are there for you to see! Please go find them!

[clevername333]

@SocialParasiteTV, If facts that support you case are so apparent, why do you not put them forth for all to see. So far you have only offered logical fallacies based on circumstance or hearsay to state your case. The reason you end this debate is that you have had nothing substantial to offer as a rebuttal. Facts are facts because they can be tested and proven.

I simply ask you, what is more likely, that humans created these skulls or that they are supernatural in origin?

[SocialParasiteTV]

@clevername333 Sir it is your facts we wish for you to put forward! It seems you attack souls who offer any alternative opinion to your own. All we wihs Sir is for you to learn to Love and show Grattitude, too many in life walk around with an attitude just like yours! If you have solid evidence then do please offer it into the debate, or failing that leave us and anyone else with an alternative opinion to yours alone! If you know it all then publish your facts rather than intimidating souls!

[HigherWaysWoman]

@SocialParasiteTV *applauds*...VERY WELL SAID!! If thez knuckleheads would put their energies to better use we would not have to spend precious time addressing their problems. You are Truly Wise & it has been a real pleasure reading your comments. No doubt You Are A Kindred Soul....Namaste, My Friend..!! May you always succede n your endavors & may you & ur loved one's always remain free..!

[clevername333]

@SocialParasiteTV, The issue is that entire mythology around the skulls comes from the stories written by Frederick Albert Mitchell-Hedges who had one of the skulls in his possession. The skull was then acquired by the British museum and later tested and proven to have been created by man in the 19th century using modern tools. None of the specimens made available for scientific study have been authenticated as pre-Columbian in origin. None are from documented excavations as well...

[SocialParasiteTV]

@clevername333 I think you will find that the Museum states PROBABLY, as in NO ONE CAN BE 100% CERTAIN just like you and the many others whom appear to vehemently debate this issue! What I find interesting is how you write on this issue as if you are some type of authority when all you are doing is repeating the debating factors! What I would like to see is solid proof, and the point I am making is that there never will be acurate proof, you can't date chrystal so how is it that you can?

[SocialParasiteTV]

@clevername333 you stated before that the skull was auctioned, and again this was clearly proven otherwise by the statement made by the British Museum! If you are so sure this skull, or is it every skull you are speaking of, was made in the 19th century then please do show me some evidence! It seems you wish for me to just accept anothers word! You speak of documented excavations yet where is the documented evidence to quantify the manufacture in the 19th century! Who made it then? Aliens? God?

[clevername333]

@SocialParasiteTV, yes, the evidence shows that skull was purchased by a man who's daughter claimed to have found it at an archeological dig in S. America. The entire mythology is based on her story. The specimen donated to the museum (by the family that created the story of the dig) has been proven by scientific evaluation to have been made by modern tools in the 19th century. All skulls that have ever been submitted for evaluation have been proven to be man made. go to wikipedia.

[SocialParasiteTV]

@clevername333 What evidence? Your word? Were you there when these items were found or even tested? And how do you prepose they have tested a rock that can't be dated hey? You have gone on now for several days yet you offer no evidence and in reality you will never be able too, even the British Museum states "probably", i.e. they will never know, and if they will never know then how do you deduce that you can know? It is your reasoning that I question not the issue itself! You hoodwinked Sir..

[clevername333]

@SocialParasiteTV, What I find interesting is that your argument jumps from: If do not see the specific evidence of it being made in the 19th century, "then who made it then? Aliens? God?"

Have you ever heard of "occam's razor"? "i.e. the simplest explanation is more likely the correct one. What is more likely to be true? Aliens traveled across the galaxy, and made some crystal skulls with super natural powers, or.... man made pieces of sculpture using modern carving tools?

[SocialParasiteTV]

@clevername333 Lol, what makes me laugh is that you have provided no solid evidence; if you base your opinion upon rumour or probabilities then you amy just be correct. The reality is you will never know yet you keep going on as if you are some type of authority over these issues, your debate is very much like the Truth Movement Illusion, they think they are searching for truth when in reality they will never know the truth! Whether it be a skull or Jesus, you are just repeating the illusion!

[SocialParasiteTV]

@clevername333 And yes I have heard of Occam's Razor, but in all reality have you heard of the Hegelian Dialectic, i.e. you put out Truth and the sheep will follow to the slaughter! ET races grow organic computers, do you think they do not have the technology to develop a skull? Anyhow, I am not suggesting they have, what I am saying is that you will never know either way! Again I ask you so where are these souls who carved this skull? You have no human insisting it was them? You have nothing!

[clevername333]

(cont.) Analysis of the cut and polish marks by electron microscope proved that they were made using 19th century rotary cutting tools, identical to those in use in Idar-Oberstein at that time. The British Museum now lists their skull as "probably European, 19th century," and "not an authentic pre-Columbian artifact."

[AstridPlant]

I've just finished reading this book, and I admit it was fascinating. The history and science presented are very, very logical. It's mostly Mehler's half of the book that contains the little bit of supernatural information. There are a lot of typos, however. I just want to put it out there: Mr. Childress, if you need a proofreader for free, let me know! I love this stuff.

[HigherWaysWoman]

take the 13 skulls arrange them like in the photos and you will be able to take out HAARP & Scalar Weapons. Wuld be able 2 align the weather back to where it should be & be able to stop earthquakes, tsunamis, etc. It is to b used against that which is trying & is destroying this world & its inhabitants. When the gov't tries to initiate marshal law the skulls can end this, but for most part theyre 2 b used on haarp, direct energy weapons, psychotronics, DET'S/EMF'S, ETC, ETC

[clevername333]

@HigherWaysWoman, you are a comedian right? I mean your comment was to make fun of people who believe in this pseudo science. Haarp weapons from crystal skulls? You are a brilliant comedian. keep up the good work.

[clevername333]

@HigherWaysWoman, you are a comedian right? Your comment was meant to be funny right? Making fun of people who believe in pseudo science. Crystal skulls as Haarp weapons! To funny! Keep up the good work.

[HigherWaysWoman]

@clevername333 r u work'g for a disinfromation group? if not then you are truly not only a waste of our time, but more so a waste of your own time. u r just another typical chipped person believing that all your thoughts are really your own. What have you done to help improve our situations?! What hav you laid your life on the line for?!! You are truly your own worse enemy. & ur id "clevername" is most certainly misleading. Why dont u use your energies 2 help improve things than 2 make it worse

[clevername333]

@HigherWaysWoman, all you have put forth is an ad hominem logical fallacy with an overtone of conspiracy. This does nothing to create a case for the mysterious origin of the crystal skulls. What is most fascinating is that this kind of attack on another's presumed character is more revealing of the thoughts and fears of the person who is making the attack. (i.e. you)

What is more likely? I am a normal guy making comments, or I am "work'g" for a big shadowy disinformation group?

[BloodReaperz911]

i hate when im studying something so interesting and a stupid guy sounds like hes masturbating on a mike system!!! maaaaaaaaan so disturbing!

[Bundydeb1]

lazer technology is centuries old - lost at the time of Atlantis til rediscovered again in the 1900's.

[DALLAZBOI214]

how do they know theres even any information it the skulls how do they know that is there any proof the skulls have information in them

[alienation69]

@DALLAZBOI214 they dont...... wtf is your point

[Dragonite43]

This what I hate about predictions. Let's say that Aliens for example come to earth. Does that mean H.G.Wells predicted them comning to earth? NO, its a fictional story just like the Bible(which is based on facts but changed to sound interesting).

[tienen23]

the crystal skulls are a weapon against the annunaki, its because mayans were extremely advanced and were able to fight back against their oppressors, we have to use their wisdom if the annunaki are to become genocists

[alexanderthewraith]

Just found out today they are FAKES!

So much for all the hooplah!

[SporeEngineer]

the skulls should be considered the 8th wonder of the world just from a reconition of human inginuity on how they was made so long ago

[XICANOXOC]

Mexico is all ways fucks up, all crystal skulls were found in Mexico, but the Mexican government is too stupid to value these things. Those skulls were made by my ancestors and now and long ago Mexico has allowed outsiders to come in to Mexico and take these Mexican national treasures. Thats some bullshit right there.

[Lunarmoonbase2]

Mexico isn't the only country. I believe at least one was found in Guatemala. Central America seems to be the place to look for the others, though.

[DanikaK2]

I don't know have "Perfect Crystal Skulls" some mystical power or not but many scientists have different views and we can't call them stupid. Anyway none of them discovered its origin - crystal skulls are perfectly clean. Some people state that it wasn't human work - it was aliens. Sounds crazy but our Universe is still unexplored. Why not?

[alienation69]

@DanikaK2 your comment didnt make any sense what so ever wtf are you talking about.

[clevername333]

@DanikaK2, why not? because it is man made, and was not out side the abilities of man during the time it was created. It is not ancient, it is not made by aliens.... it is a piece of sculpture..... look up the skeptoid podcast on itunes. They have an episode on this topic. Reality is far more interesting than the stories of mankind. The cyrstal skull is just a story.

[metalsonicdoll]

@DanikaK2 they said that about egyptian pyramdis but we already know how they built it

[clevername333]

@DanikaK2 lol..  seriously...

[ianlutz]

they have all been proved to be fakes....end of story

[TrueGreatness73]

@ianlutz are you retarded?? David has no reason to lie & he even presents hard evidence. You can research any ancient technology & it makes sense. Ancient people were smarter then your teachers & media wants you to believe. grow a brain & quit being a closed minded lab rat.

[Friend2Humanity]

You must free your mind from these types of systems of belief...

[EliteGamer001]

Lol this reminds me of that movie called "Indiana Jones Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" I just thought crystal skulls were full of bullshit until now, I believe it because it's true. :)

[Scar3Kr0w]

I've been doing some research on the crystal skulls.. Weather they are fake or not, only time will tell.. However Hewlitt Packard the computer company, has done research on many of 100's of Crystal Skulls. The only ones that were proved to be real were 8. 5 remain hidden to anyones knowledge of this day, some ideas remain to where they are hidden, only with the economy being so bad, Archeologists have to get Jursidiction Laws and licenses that caust millions for digs anymore.. I suggest everyone

[rockerasol]

menos mal q' si se llego a ver.

[rockerasol]

Porq' bloquearon el video, mal ah.

[zeropointprophet]

wheres your proof?

[js1112111]

proved? I think you may want to learn how to type before you try to debunk something even the brightest in the world can not understand.

[Cannafan]

Hey buddy... i'd like to see YOU try to speak spanish or any other language besides english and put your brain to work a little bit to help people understand your own country's astonishing(!?) heritage like that guy is doing, THEN you could try some RESPECT. Oh... and by the way, HOW CAN YOU DEBUNK SOMETHING NOBODY UNDERSTANDS? pequeño detalle :O

[tardwhisperer]

Mysticism=distraction. The fact is that money is power and whoever controls the money has the power and whoever controls the minds of the people controls the money. Hence, entertainment=distraction.

[KJgtabs]

Tardwhisperer => bullshit, your comment... you fell distracted, this way you consider it just as an entertainment and accept the Truth as they want you to accept it.

[tardwhisperer]

You're assuming that I'm as dense as these other idiots. I have more contained in my head than you are able to comprehend.

[KJgtabs]

i don't doubt about it... it' should be my english that sucks... Mysticism=distraction, this is what i don't agree... The way media presents us mysticsm= distraction, i agrre with... We all have in our head more than we could comprehend... You see, you're not alone my friend!

[tardwhisperer]

My comment=indisputable brilliance.

[elysianfury]

in my opinion it is not unreasonable to anticipate a staged alien attack within our lifetimes. I hope I don't go to jail after running around telling everyone not to believe after years of running around telling everyone to believe

[bolognabreath]

The internet is like that.You get to think up your clever insult and exit, just like in the movies. I dont know why so many pop shots..Sickdaddy 801 was not projecting any hate, he or she is just pondering...I guess he or she is not entitled to excogitate

Without some scathing, mean sum up. I would be more understanding if you were responding to something mean or bashing. but you are just being mean Is there not enough fighting right now?

[emfermatica]

im see the crystal skull in my mind :S

[donjuan78123]

2:25-3:05- looks like the skull is whispering something in dude's ear...and he LIKES it!

[xxbarelyhumanxx]

HA.

[xXFocusRecord]

@donjuan78123 sweet nothings!

[INCENSESMOKE]

I enjoy lectures about this topic, but this guy is really annoying to listen to. I wish he would just wake up and talk right!

[radioactivestd]

Frosted butts.

[dodgyhingst]

10 minutes and we learn that a postcard of***say it with me***The Crystal Skulls***is the most popular thing in the museum.

Crystal skulls, crystal skulls, crystal skulls, crystal skulls, crystal skulls, crystal skulls, crystal skulls, crystal skulls.

***for a man who talks a bunch,

he says very little***

[Throrion]

perhaps an astonishing portal to info

about the guys behind bluebeam :

THE ALLIES OF HUMANITY on youtube

[slickdady801]

i have never pay much attention to these skulls before but i have and good idea that they if put together skulls in the wright order and shine some lite threw them in some angle within a dark room might show some type of map so i figure its like if you put a glass of water by the window and let the sun shine threw it you get a rainbow so what happens if you do it in the dark and then shine some lite threw it .

[CaptainCrews2]

slick daddy, never in my life do i let the simple pathetic ideas of another individual influence me at all, however, may i tell you sir that you could be possibly the most simple unfortunate person to have roamed this internet, good day

[bolognabreath]

Trying to fill in between renaissance fairs?

[xxbarelyhumanxx]

in a movie. but if you really thought about it...no

[flypaper4weirdos]

You've got to be kidding me right?

[chalk246delta]

Look why not put them all together and see what happens... Don't they have a round circle where all 12 skulls go in and one skull in the middle of the circle.... it's in the Mayan temple in Mexico right?

[Thaddeus088]

before 2013, yes, these skulls will gather. where? obtain an activated skull & you may find out.

[UniverseSpaceGalaxy]

stupid ass hole thought this was a vid... ass hole'

[Zato1chi]

I wanna' put one on a chain and wear it

[XYOUNGWOLFX]

Ascend to new heights of stupididy.

No seriously they are weird and no one knows how they made the mitchel hedges skull. I think their objects of black magic anything made in the image of a human body part to me is PURE EVIL.

[THEBEASTOFOLD]

Then that's a really closed minded observation. No one knows if they were built for whatever,all they can do is guess and to say that they were used for something evil is foolish! For all we know these could have been left on this planet by another race and until someone builds a time machine we will never know!

[MrDuffy81]

Is that a real picture at 9:35?

[sirbenzo9]

It just shows there is a lot if unknown. Could Pangea have had civilization? Genesis says so before the flood of Noah. The tower of Babel. The skull was most likely something that was a sign of wealth. Say, a Mercedes found in 3,000 years by future Archeologists in Hollywood would be. Christians read Deut 29:29. I have never seen any evidence of supernatural anything with Crystal Skulls. If known so by anybody give me a note. Peace and God Bless. :)

[real3g]

the bullshit indiana jones movies are based on fact & fiction!!! the base is fact... the MAJORITY is fiction!! the tombs in every indiana jones movie were actual! YES!! these idiots raided [AFRICAN] tombs and exploited them in american [european] movies!!!

[bigmoney714]

what is the fascination with crystal skulls??

[Assashimaru]

they will help in human ascension when the times comes

[MrDuffy81]

New Technology.

Ancient Knowledge.

[DRUNKMUSICIAN]

Easter islands? I got a megalithic structure in my pants.

[idasputem]

This writer guy sounds SO bored out of his OWN skull by 'Chryyystaaal skaaalls".

He needs a voice stand-in for these interviews unless of course he's TRYING to induce a mass coma

[zangief]

'Chryyystaaal skaaalls". hahaha

[Joshua9567]

He kinda sounds like a prep teen girl. He says

"Like, carystull skalls".

[WurmieToob]

This guy sounds, the entire time, like he can't catch his breath. Was he giving this interview while jogging?

[chickensupdude]

And what if nothing happens in 2012? :-? I'm very curious :P

[DRUNKMUSICIAN]

Dude, if nothing happens I am going to fuck alot of people up for passing around the paranoia.

[soonkome]

lol

[chickensupdude]

Call me crazy 1 more time ( Hancock) normal video ^^

[1959seeburg222]

If he says "crystal skull" just one more time, I swear I am gonna'...". Bang, zoom; to the moon Alice!

[1959seeburg222]

30 times in seven and a half minutes. Really.

[depman1976]

Some people that comment on here act like they are 12 years old or something. You people should maybe grow a brain before you start typing a comment.

[NexIuguolo]

I got crystal balls

[garbagechick]

LOL sorry but thats funny and as i read along the comments it was totally unexpected.

[MACHIAVELLIxKOVI]

lol yeah that was unexpected and fucking so funny!!

[Abyssery]

I done the same LOL

[marzipin]

ROOFLLL!

[Leprechaunballs]

does that mean if you shove a crystal up your ass youll excrete garlic through your skin? what about an onion?

[Rokket]

Read up on the latest news 2008

"Less than three months after the Quai Branly Museum in Paris discovered that a crystal skull once proclaimed as a mystical Aztec masterpiece was a fake, it is now the turn of the British Museum and the Smithsonian Institution to find they were victims of skull-duggery.

Scientists from those two prestigious institutions today said their crystal skulls were cut, honed and polished by tools of the industrial age, not by Mesoamerican craftsmen of yore".

[Redtheflyestguyever]

wouldnt it be a coincidence if the last crystal skull is somebodies actual head.. damn, that would be messy :)

joking...

but this shit is serious!!

i would love to be the one to find them (and aliens)

[homerbear46]

i know somebody with a glass jaw....maybe its him.....next time I see him, Ill get out my pen-knife and have a look inside.

[Redtheflyestguyever]

lol..

[solisjose1910]

i can tell you how to reboot your body which will alow you to live a long time.

[usermarkmonkeyboy]

how do you do it?

[solisjose1910]

if you really want to live for ever i have the way the beings of light have showed me how using garlic to reboot body by smashing it and mixing with h2o and injecting it in rectum and defecate repeat, and ojective is let it absorbs through the membrane of the colon. i use needeless serenge and ziplock bagies.13 months later i have little crystals that inimate from skin only visible in light and very small.hard to belive but has cured me of alot of things so far.very painful in begining.

[chinchilla7747]

i tried it, and my anus looks purplish and smells like rot.

i think you got the ingredients mixed up,

i added some tangy orange skin into your formula

and now my bunghole smells really nice.

Now i feel not only young, but i smell great!

You are THA MAN solisjose!!

anyone is welcome to try this out.

[solisjose1910]

im happy for you but remember if you are 15 and you do this everyday your going to stay at 18 because your body take 3 years to restore itself, so welcome to the alpha-zoid unity.

[Floridianmon]

I agree with the guys comment below. I want to be able to live my life like by having a family one day. Geese, I need at least a girl friend before then too. I bet make sure I try to find love before then, damn!

[my4x4bronco80]

i enjoyed the pic's but the point of the subject was what tell us something new i want to find out more about their silcone material that is like are computer chips and that they might be huge storage devices that was interesting but thanks for the cool pic's

[lena1lui]

Thanks so much for sharing this info.

[nelson3300]

i love red ice and heincich... yay

[gothic090221]

ummmm........i guess

[W3BKINZ4LIVE]

wow