Dead Island - ZOMBIE KITCHEN - Part 7

[kagomerocksinuyasha]

But the workbench....

[vegetafan888]

where is garbuscus?

[electrohouse25]

shank you very much



[NinjaTrixxr]

For some strange reason I dropped my phone and then my dog started to vigorously sniff it. :/

[MultiBASSLIFE]

@NinjaTrixxr what have you been searching on that phone...

[NinjaTrixxr]

@MultiBASSLIFE Nothing but this. My phone is new, I swear! A MyTouch 4G.

[NinjaTrixxr]

@MultiBASSLIFE Actually, I think my dog heard Toby scream... He kinda sounds like a small seriously injured dog when he screams.

[MrAsianStuff]

I would list everything else funny about this, but it would be like subtitles, copying his every word.

[MrAsianStuff]

"Oh, I'm gonna' shank ya', oh, shank you very much!  Oh, shank! Oh, what the shank!"

[MrAsianStuff]

"Oh, crap almighty, I tried the Z but it didn't work!"

[MrAsianStuff]

"I just debilitated your face off. Shoot."

[MrAsianStuff]

"Guess what?!  Guess what i just did! i just pressed Z, sucka'!"

[KingNate89]

What's with the side videos? Haha.

[russiandudeify]

AGH WHAT THE SHANK!! LOL I flipped out when he did that

[jaydenceanderson]

"Guess what I just did! I pressed Z sucka!!" <3

[InsaneVideoGamez]

Personally, I find zombie games like this freaking creepy, scary, and nasty. Toby is the only person on the planet who can make it amusing for me to watch.

[Ryan62971]

"Why does everyone have money in their butt!

Oh good, it's in your belly button."

XD I fell over.

[TheRandomYoutubr]

Thumbs up if you think toby was going to be sexist at the bit about the kitchen?

[Nightmarerider1000]

What is the worst zombie?

[treeman33322]

Toby flies at 3:48

[KriptiKoniCuttlite]

I Just Slo-mode all over your face

[AudeincesNoodles15]

You thought i was being sexist nonononono just raceist

[Cagethemonkey1819]

Toby keeps calling out meh name u ppl jelly

[ftardstudios]

who else noticed the license plate spells dead island?

[BambooDragon16]

@ftardstudios That must be confusing if your reporting someone for speeding or reckless driving.

[ftardstudios]

@BambooDragon16 it definitely would be

[NatsumiMichi]

Not you Jacoooob! :DDD

[GalifreyGal22]

I finally sneezed in a Tobuscus vid! I feel accepted now :)

[Youngphyconaut]

XD I pushed z

[TacticGamingKiddo]

Toby, im no longer watching ur videos, HELLO iJustine shes more focused on the goal, PLAY TH A GAME

[TeamOblivionXD]

@TacticGamingKiddo haha You Noodle.

[ClansmaClan]

SHANK U VERY MUCH LMAOO

[BloodxLikexRain]

You Noodle. :)

[Warman32140]

I appreciated it, you IDIOT!

[SuperMadbanana]

PRESS Z AGAIN!!!!!!!!

[ReeseCpeaces]

I sneezed during this video !

[zdaemondo1]

what is wrong with you ... the kitchen is for WOMEN!!!

[ZADRfangurl]

bloody blade is bloody blade

[supermoogle07]

I can swing my stick stick, hit them in the dick dick, I'll name this one Rick, Rick, I can swing my STICK STICK

[1010010a]

jk i play xbox so i hold b

[1010010a]

i pushed z

[AN1M3xMA5T3R]

Notice how Toby has no sense of direction in any of his videos. lol

[uzumakiking]

@AN1M3xMA5T3R It's what makes me not wanna watch him play, it's enjoyable but, long-winded...

[XxMaNgAgIrL667xX]

Shank you very much-WHAT THE SHANK?



[haroldjt1]

jesus i love ur black guy voice lollll

[MidoriNoLink]

does toby do the missions at any point in this series?

[TokiWarsaw]

Meanwhile, in Zombie Grade School. . .

Jacob- "-Eating brains in the back of the class-"

Zombie Teacher- "Jacob! Listen to the lecture!

Jacob- "Mrrrph. . i'm hungry"

Zombie Teacher- "Yeah, there's lots of time for lunchtime!"

[karlikinz1]

" I JUST PRESS Z YOUR LIFE IS OVER! " should be on the front of a t-shirt

" YOU TOO MOE-SCARA!" should be on the back!

(^.^)/

[joe3343241]

he said bless you right after i sneezed i swear LOL

[xIntoxicatingDesires]

"I just slow-moed all over your face. Boo-Yah"... Does that sound really dirty to anybody else? lol probably just me ;)

[IlluminateTheAbyss]

At 5:08 I laughed so hard Mom came in and made sure i wasn't dying..

[amandaspandas10]

how could you miss the work bench?

[MidoriNoLink]

"You're lucky I don't kill white people"... hahaha how do you get away with such funny things toby??

[EmilieIsMyName44]

Why is this place sooo beautiful but shitty at the same time?

[Mrbigbear03]

@EmilieIsMyName44 thats the irony

[Iishstoned14]

He must love noodles. HE WONT STOP CALLING PEOPLE NOODLES!

[TheAlternativeMike]

debilitate: Make someone/somthing weak and infirm

lol that head looked very debilitated you know with having a huge gaping whole where the everything should have been - 4:20

[marinebrat13]

Remember guys zombies dont have any rights :D

[CreeperAndBeardprd]

Oh OH I just slow moed all over your FACE!!!

[playitboy9]

you just need one pipe not 3 :P just one of the weapons den you get more other weapons

[ODarkDragon360]

-zombie massacre screams-

Toby: "Aw mah pants are vibrating!"

Me: O-O

Toby: "Someone's callin me but I'm busy!"

Me: Oh thank god.

[outfield243]

@ODarkDragon360 ahhahaahah 

[HunterLover0156]

God I love Toby, I died laughing when he was killing the zombies around the car XD

[Botis18]

Toby: Don't attack me til I get up, thank you. Don't attack me til I get up, thank you so much, zombie. Thank you, Thank you, I appreciate it. *Clubs it 10,000 times* You Idiot.

Ok, my life's mission is now officially to meet toby.

[Botis18]

Toby: "You're lucky I don't kill white people."

Me: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHA."

Toby makes everything sound funnier

[XplosiveJennyyBear]

0:17 − 0:30 why cant i stop laughing?

[rockincaligurl]

5:21 I was like AWWW CRAP!

[Shadestar5009]

Toby is a horrible gender-teller. Anytime he says "Hey gurl~" I go ahead and call it a guy. Dork.

[qwopmaster123]

Jesus Christ! Play the fucking mission!!!

[ChEezybakon42]

dammit toby! if you pass up one more good weapon!!!!

[ashlyn79497]

6:55 your debilitating stick looks kinda broken....

[greevsy01]

stab them on the face lol

[iloveBVBandAA]

Aww I just slow moed all over your face...Me: Ewwww nastehh *giggle* c: XD

[mdp1997]

18 zombies got footed by Tobuscus

[gta4rulesass]

hope there aint zombie sharks

[timmothy1971]

lmao!!!! debilitate your face back on. too funny!!! i like the fack that he for the most part stays in character with the voice. great job!!!!

[wrypatrick101]

when he dose that deep voice it sounds like duke nukem!

[belieberzare102]

the fish is out of its ffffffffffffffffish tank!!!!

[Buratikati]

9:23 Suck it!

[TheMegahoernchen]

how he said "suck it!" when he throw his knife to the zombie^^

[Jessieanee]

I love that Toby never does a complete opening. Its always like, "Hello once again audience! On my last episode- OH MY GODD!" xD

[SuperRCubed]

I want Toby to narrate my life, forget Morgan Freeman.

[PassTheMarmalade1957]

"AAAAH, JACOB! JACOB! ANYONE BUT YOU, JACOB!!!"

[megangore]

These zombies sound like my angry dog...

[TheMastassassin]

18 People Are Immune To Toby's Awesomeness

[belkalai]

He keeps complaining about his weapons breaking yet when the guy he saved offers him the chance Toby says I ain't your best friend

[RazorEdgedLaugh]

Me to my sister: Aahah, I thought he was gonna make a woman in the kitchen jo-

Toby: Oooh, you thought I was going to... NO. I was... NO. ZOMBIES in the kitchen. I said ZOMBIES *headshake*

Me: TOBY, YOU CAN HEAR ME?! I'M SORRY ABOUT ALL THE HORRIBLE THINGS I'VE SAID ABOUT YOUR LACK OF GAMING SKIL- *episode ends* 3':

[AverageWizard100]

So. I am dating a Richard. So when the voice that was yelling for help was named Richard, I started screaming at Toby to save him. And Toby called him a zombie boss.

[AverageWizard100]

That's not bad for post-appocoliptic-everyone's-d­ead water price!

[ToniSTI10]

03:35

LOL, EPIC!!! Loved it!!!!

[KigurumixBearable]

He got a call right when I got a call e_e

[borris93]

01:25 - DUKE NUKEM!!!!!

[DungeonDeb]

Munay in the butt XD

[ImWeirdAndILikeIt]

SHANK U VEREH MUCH!

[megatheheghog]

MY PANTS ARE VIBERATING DX

[TurbinexProductions]

You should play guild wars 2 when it comes out lol, you'd be funny.

[siege1289]

ANY ONE WANT TO BE DEBILITATED! zombies stand up. O CRAP!

[MrMistasmith]

Toby Highlight: 0:18 - 0:27

[ineedanidea1]

DAMN IT TOBY. Follow the damn dots!

[ToOFrEsHfOrLaMeZzZ]

OH NO...right in the zombie penis XD

[RebelRebelRose]

My pants are vibrating?

[RebelRebelRose]

NAIL PLANK AHHHH! LMAO

[1nightcloud]

Thumbs up if you think that Toby should be the new voice for peter Griffin!

[MrKngSlayerRZ]

the reason ur weapon is taking low damage is because ur durability is empty

[EDW121212]

how can it be a trap if thats where u have 2 go

[julestags]

he takes friggin wooden planks but he doesnt take a spade??????? COME ON TOBY what kind of logic are you using???!!!!!!

[afterapplepicking]

@julestags Logic? Come on, man.

This is Toby we're talking about.

[MarioAwSoMeNeSs321]

@julestags Toby logic...

[ninjagirllzz]

@julestags nintendo logic.

[TheRj678]

@julestags Minecraft logic.

[loolooxxlolx]

@julestags as he said, logic isnt welcome here..

[mdp1997]

@julestags

nintendo logic lol

[randomerkitty]

@mdp1997 lol, you is a nintendocaprisun/chuggaconroy fan, isnt you XD

[mdp1997]

@randomerkitty

yes, yes i am and a Tobuscus fan

[Trace3690]

@julestags maybe he likes wood?

[reddeath4life]

@julestags Tobuscus logic

[jamesfmurray]

@julestags LOGIC ISNT ALLOWED IN THIS GAME

[InsertSarcasmHere]

@julestags ...It's Toby...

Naturally he doesn't use logic...Otherwise he'd listen to Gabuscus...

[kellytwoshoes6]

toby sounds so black

that if he said the n word i wonldn't be cut his ass

(i'm black)

[JoTheCreativeOne]

wait...So, you can pick up and SAVE the water bottle, but you HAVE TO drink the soda?

.....what the fuck..?

[procrastinatorgirl]

TURN. AROUND.

[toxinsimbiote21]

ppppppppooooooooooooppoppppppp face i hate you

[TheCoolAlt]

If anyone has seen him play terraria, you know that the people on the island relying on HIM are screwed. Toby is in it for himself, and usually gets to distratacted to save anyone.

[AceBobcat]

6:17 calm down there, nature boy

[Blackbirdness]

I love how he shakes his head to show his emotion

[nicole1999ification]

i jst pushed Z!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[kdz166]

sounds like its "click the asian in the top right corner for the next video" and im all like "ohh free porn?

[PinkButterfly2662]

Whenever Toby starts attacking a zombie, i have to turn my volume down otherwise my parents are like "what are you watching?!"

[Salixa456]

@PinkButterfly2662 earphones ;)

[JustMeLulee]

@PinkButterfly2662 hence why i use headphones when i watch toby (:

[nicole1999ification]

i could of swear i just saw money on 1:20

[Inamatus111]

If you were that guy hiding in that truck, how would you feel after some random dude coming in yelling "I JUST PUSHED Z" and throwing haymakers XD

[TheDubFather10]

stop at 00:27 and read the plate

[567avril]

@TheDubFather10 0340 1574ND? o.O

[Nitro3473]

Toby must be the voice actor of Duke Nukem =D

[vectravl]

Jacob! Jacob! I was like, Why the hell de you call me?!

[galaxman1698]

@vectravl Yo name Jacob too? Damn my name is Jacob aswell, cool!

[gagaforgaga88]

Actually, kitchens are for house elves.

[HitTheRecordButton]

He sounds like Duke Nukem when he says "Damage pisses me off."

[lemming171]

SOO sick of this CoD ad. trying to watch through the entire series and it keeps getting in the way >.>

[kindaweird1]

"I just slow mode all over your face" If I only had a nickle every time I've done that :P

[xMindaTaia]

Toby: Zombies don't have any rights

Charicter:WHATS WRONG With YOU!

[TheSgtJackson]

Lol his legs were going through the chair in the shack

[videogamewiz596]

"I just slo-mo'd all over your face" That sounded inapropriate.

[jertru996]

Dude sometimes just continue the mission

[RainbowNommingZebra]

"I wanna be the baddest of all mammajammas. "

[cOoLbEaNs1494]

"My pants are vibrating!" Oh come on! I wasn't the only whose mind was in the gutter when I heard that.

[Woodpecker9000]

"OH! Shank-you very much!!"... Its Priceless.

[xXAOVxWarriorXx]

dadadadadadadadada subscribe!

[Irishkennedy931]

QUIT PICKING UP BROKEN WEAPONS!! Jesus you suck at games Toby lol.

[delivery52]

hey my name's jakob! sorry for attacking your face Toby.

[10purpleprincess]

You sound like Shananay XD

[ADogNamedElmo]

Son:Dad i am going out!

Dad:ar you and your 1840 friend going to kill 18 people becouse they disliked on tobuscus videos?

Son:No we ran out of milk.(truth)

Dad:Thenyou aren not my son anymore!!!

[Orangecookie27]

@8:00 oh no right in the zombie penor!!!! lol

[melanyebaggins]

SHANK YOU VERY MUCH! lmao

[yamihikarilightdark9]

@lammy0089 Yeah, there are guns, but they're hard to find earlier on (in the resort area). I think a quest has a pistol for a reward, but it was hard to find ammo to use it often. It's easier to find guns/ammo in the later stages. Then again, I could be wrong. I never focused on guns much because I was Mei (uses blades).

So far I only know that they have automatic rifles, pistols and I think they have a shotgun.

But Sam is best with blunt weapons, so I wouldn't expect much shooting in this LP.

[Irishkennedy931]

@yamihikarilightdark9 Like Toby is going to use the proper weapon type for the character he is using lol. So far he's used mostly knives and such. Toby never does what he's supposed to, so he'll probably use lots of guns.

[aakk95]

lol "my pants are vibrating" i almost fell off my bed laughing

[temerrity]

4:12 Zombies destory/murder anything but they don't want to ruin the beach chairs...?

[deathdefiance04]

3:35-3:50 the sound of toby getting an orgasm

[FlashingStudios101]

money in the butt money in the butt money in the bellybutton (07:51)

[CoveProject]

Why toby did you not go in the back room?

[Tenidakiel]

I honestly thought he was going to say kitchens are for women.

[murdochmonkey1]

3:43 my name is Jacob D-:

[bailey123grace]

i just dablilatated your face offf fool... iwant to ebe the baddest of all mammajama

[MinimallyMainstream]

@HoneyloveProductions Im sorry! I couldnt help it! My gargantuan brain forced me into it! D:

[BullockBoysvideosinc]

Im goana post how im doing cause i hate facebook just chillin eating microwavebir mac and cheese

[mackwearspants]

Does it not frustrate you that he picks up EVERY single weapon he sees?

[tylerjames6699]

@mackwearspants It frustrates me, don't worry.

[ZarChannel]

What ever happened to zombies moving really slow???? O.o that one that rain durring times 4:11 to 4:18 was a freaken ninja zombie!! XD