Ask A Ninja - Question 15 "Deciding Like A Ninja"

[Shadowbangg]

If you stabbed her, and she couldn't say the second part I'll assume it was your other grandmother in the later video. See ya, ninja.

[bvssvni]

Follow the advice of my grandmother: Stab first! I don't know the second part because I stabbed her...

[dragoonslade]

Samurai's are better, we have bushido

[shihaanWTF]

boobacabra loolollll

[jamiegalloway94]

if ninja's are so agile and awesome how do they end up in places like chained up under water and guarded by salma hyack?

[yogscastfan105]

fast deciding... no kidding!

[garbagecanmusic]

ask a ninja is from chicago?? no way....

[PARHARIDOU]

wow! i am sorry that only now i saw this- hmmm... :D

[Koreanflow]

You know what? You don't wanna even meet a real elephant in an alley!

[aubreevevo]

I really like samurais the only one who ever looks stupid is kamui gakupo

[MRMCLUVING1]

im hooked on ninja

[xIDGIx]

You do not want to meet a ninjalefent in a dark alley way.

Them ninjalefents don't play games!!

[TttDelgadottT]

WTF, the tags?!

[ElPolloL0co1]

I know what's better than a ninja... ME!

[TheBlackLotus18]

iny mini minny dead, catch a ninja be the head.....rofl!!!!!!

[00hasista00]

''first thing my grandmother said was: stab first. I never found out the second part cus i stabbed her.'' hahahahahaha wtf :DDDDD

[666hectik]

can a ninja survive a zombie invasion??? 0_o

[iamthehangedman]

@666hectik i think the question is,can a zombie survive a ninja invasion

[emilymichellenelson]

There are actually tears pouring down my face, I'm laughing so hard. I will never be able to look at Selma Hayek again without thinking "boobacabra."

[TheSliferSoul]

Green ballon! cant stop laughing!! XD!!

[Yellow8Balls]

Wtf did i just witness?

Lol

[yothatshizzle]

Boobacabra LMAO!!!!

[keepcrawling360]

what am i watching?

[4535Fairylover]

I miss ya gramma!!! haha

[ShaneMays]

I would use toyota technology to stop ads!!!

[DisturbedFan4AllTime]

boobacabra XD

[imaniwillfly]

i agree, i wouldn't want to meet a real elephant in an ally either.

[TehZombai]

Ninjelaphant lawl.



[MrXSpeaks]

ha ha the boobacabra !

[VelikaKladusa4life]

i miss u gramaaa hahahah

[88Infinites]

Take the advice of my grandmother: Stab first. I don't know the second part because I stabbed her -- LAWWLololol!

[BlackGlass29]

always bet on black. and by black...I mean yourself.

[0eienkage0]

He said he only has four appendages at the end. I guess He's a girl ninja...

[Legendfiyed]

219 people met a "ninjelaphant" in a drak ally.

[EmperorofTerra]

LOL, he actually didn't answer the quesiton .... ^^

[Uuzumaki510]

@EmperorofTerra .. Yes he did. The question was whether or not he makes bad decisions, and he answered it right away with a super long rant about his bad decisions. You didn't pay attention, did you?

[24ZAY71]

I like how when he said to your right and left, he got them backwards.

[DecadentSympozium]

You actually move like Power Rangers. ˘˘

[KBAYIZZ]

Booba-cabra

[bulavo]

stab first! i dont know the second part cause i stabed her!!! LOL ROLF

[WorldOfMusic567]

219 people are samurias...

[MrSyntheticDesign]

lol boobacabra

[marya19921]

hah anyone wanna cam and swap pIcs then let meh know

[Alvaris]

219 people sold their soul to a alien for a green balloon.

[kharmachaos667]

219 people have met a ninjelaphant.

[octi911]

Bobacabra XD

[SivilArk]

"You know what? You don't even want to meet a real elephant in an alley." LOL

[SageMoses]

My favorite part would have to be, "I don't know the second part because I stabbed her." Or the Ninjelephants.

[its420noonecares]

u do not want to meet a ninjelephant in a dark alley... u know what u dont even want to meet a real elephant in an alley... XD EPIC!!!!

[knaea]

Boobakabra!! hahahahahahaha!!!

[bullitt042001]

Hahahahahahaha really funny,hey Paul looks like he's got a 2 1/2 " pee pee

[caressmywiener]

Boob-a-cabra hahahaa Hilarious!!!. Ninja do ninjas have moms and are they ninja moms???

[narutofanboy177]

ninjelaphents lol

[synzor]

218 Samurai's ! need to harakiri (Seppuku)

[PaulThePuppetier]

"Stab first" I don't know the second part becouse I stabbed her

I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE

[TheIrvdaperv]

YOU DONT WANNA MEET A NINJELEPHANT IN A DARK ALLY YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DONT EVEN WANNA MEET A REGULAR ELEPHANT IN A DARK ALLY LOL 

[gorakatigeryea]

Boobakabra....

[magedynasty]

Eenie, Menie, Mynie, Dead. Catcha, Ninja, By, The head, If, He, Hollers, Kick, Him, Back, Then, Remove, His, Still, Beating, Heart, And, Watch, Him, Die, Slow, And, Painfully. :)

[Crymson1]

Here's Paul taking a shower with a plugged-in boombox and a plugged-in toaster.

[zutii2468]

ini mini majni dead, catch up ninja by the head......!!!!!!!hahahahahahah­hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah­ahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!­loll XD

[ducktapelover1]

i mis you grandma lol

[kerozenimus]

I must be the only one keeping record of this, but here it goes...

K-ninja (ninja dog), Chik-inja (ninja chiken) and now, the ninjelephant...

How cool wold be a shark-inja!?

[Kanada329]

My grandma said, " 'Stab first...' I don't know the rest, cuz I stabbed her." xD

[Thromnabular]

Wait "a REAL elephant" so you're saying ninjelephants are fake??? What else is fake are ninjas fake??? T_T

[8Mickyc]

what would happen if ask a ninja and chad vader made a video 

[ThatGuyWhoPwned]

how would you get said elephant in an alley?

[Crymson1]

I know an Asian guy named Paul. lol.

[Zavier868]

llmfao hahahha a bobacabra

[jestared]

this guy is amazing!!-

[MikeIronweaver56]

haha, this is my favorite episode! "Paul!? Paul makes HORRIBLE decisions!"

[japaniseanimialover1]

oh a ninelpahant is nothing try the TMNT

[mojos17]

I miss u grandma lol

[Darkjamac04]

makes you wonder, are all the submitters to the ninjablog dead? Cuz i wanna ask something, but since im always busy, it would be a bit of a pain if he killed me in my free time :/

[chaos0205]

if this guy and that guy with the glasses were to team up, it would be nintacular.

[nnagem]

I love you Ninja!

[Shinniokio]

My grandma says to stab first ..

I dont know the second part becuase i stabbed her .

LOL

[PirateChef32]

LOL I heard the part " you dont even want to meet a elephant in a dark alley" and i spat pop all over my keyboard

[TheRidiSphere]

Ninjas were poor peasents that were pissed off by the Samurai. So the Ninja slaughtered those bastards like pigs :)

[BreakingBfan2015]

boobacombra

[kutless45]

No one makes bad decisions like Paul.

[BreakingBfan2015]

@kutless45 no he just needs help.

[ans0lo]

the terms "Boobacabra" and "Ninjelephant" makes this a 5-star video. Utterl hilarious.

[audallas841]

Follw the advice of my grandma who says "stab first!". I don't know the second part because I stabbed her.

[PheonixVSLeviathan]

woot Leviathan >:}

[TEHTOASTERCDK]

eenie meenie miney dead, pinch a ninja by the head, if he hollars kick him back then remove his still beating heart and watch him die slowly and painfully. WTF!!!

[matthewcliftonvlogs]

the actual Salma Hayek that you see in movies today is a chupacabra with a boob job. I believe the term is "boobacabra"

[Scavenger574]

Im watching this at 3 in the morning and i cant stop laughing. "I didnt hear the rest cause i stabbed her" xD

[flipmode996]

boobacapra

ninjalephant

this is guy is HILARIOUS! he keeps saying the funniest stuff one after another!

[luckynumberapril]

boobacabra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[Lupirio23]

this makes u stare at the screen thinking "where does he come up with this stuff"

[BreakingBfan2015]

@Lupirio23 i honestly think he is just that good.

[TheFamine123]

@Lupirio23 as opposed to the podcasting one?

"we are a factory that produces apple pies for whales"...

[studentOFtheSHADOW]

@Lupirio23 that is exactlly what i want to know..where does he come up with this stuff..WTF!!!!this stuff is really good and funny.

[indy401]

ninjelaphant!!! lol

[cackys123]

let me tell ya you dont wanna meet a ninjelephant in a dark ally, you know what? you dont even want to meet a real elephant in a dark alley LMAO 5 stars

[eggs579]

lol stab first.. i didnt hear the second part cause i stabbed her.. lol hilarious

[j00d00d]

Stab first, bahaha!

[bilalrockx]

the actual selma hayek w see in movies today is actually a la chupacabra with a boob job !!! rofl !!! xDDD

[pyrorecipelist]

i believe the term is boobachabra

[Spyder8477]

5 stars for "Listen to your Grandma"

[iloveNinjaJesus]

eney meney miney dead,

catch a ninja by the head,

if he hollers, kick him back,

then remove his still beating heart

and watch him die slow and painfully

hands down the best version of eney meney ever

[smurfatack]

I got to memorize that

[Zere25]

hahaha i believe the term is boobacabra xD

[lilmurfer]

ninjelephant. looooooooooool

[wilford67]

where the hell did he get clips of paul from?! xD

[evilmaniak6]

lmao i tried not laughing but i only got to the part with the green balloon

[airforceking911]

lol funny ninjelephant and how to choose by using ini mini miny mo XP

[M11ty2]

lmao at 2:11

[Taurus8763]

Bloody piss take....

[dhereek2]

lol!! "Boobbacabra"..

[phyconigga]

lol i love the eany meany miny moe he does

[phyconigga]

lol boobacabra

[leverton00]

stab first i miss you granny

[gasca661279]

dude you are funny. well now you got fans in mexico, and that chupacabra with the boob job thats funny but just dont make fun of the mexicans cuz im one laters dude keep doing more epesodes

all the way from Reynosa Tamaulipas Mexico. take care

[krsforever]

Stab 1st... I don't know the 2nd part because I stabbed her :D. Hahahahahahahaha

[diderr01]

ninjelephant

[mysticwolf11]

Fear the Ninjelephants, people. Seriously.

[Mogli2nd2none]

0:09 does it work?

[puppylover4284]

lol! sold his soal to an alien for a green balloon. THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENCE!!!

[HugelyBig]

@puppylover4284

*soul

*doesn't

*sense

Pardon me for being a dick and correcting you nearly a year afterward, when you probably don't even remember this comment, but those were really irritating mistakes.

[Hunter55111]

@puppylover4284 I think it does...

[ThereGoesEveryone]

@puppylover4284 Neither does your grammar

[Devdraco]

@ThereGoesEveryone You forgot your period. ;]

[ThereGoesEveryone]

@Devdraco Nice.

[liminted6215]

i have somthing to ask you what do you do if you meet a white ninja

[vincereglo]

boobacaubra! haha

[canada7167]

Paul? That guy makes terrible desicions!

[AlbinoKittenXIII]

This is the best Ask a Ninja video ever! I have watched this 20 times and I still cry with laughter! 'He sold his soul to an alien, for a green ballooon!' haha!! xD

[KyleisaGuitarFreak]

i got a question...whats better a sword or or ninja stars

[birdses]

sold my soul for a pingpong thingy :)

[TheWeerdDude]

Follow the advice of my grandmother: "Stab first." I don't know the second part because I stabbed her.

[lapkine77]

He sold his soul to an alien for a green balloon : THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE ! XD

[CRL45]

boobacabra and ninjelephant, thats just awesome

[calvinxbao]

1:50

Remember it lol

[stealthbeast]

Ninjelephant

[Gerard1321]

ryan and paul are gayz

[awdgaray]

lolz boobacabra...gold

[calvinxbao]

LOL 12345... views

[CrazyPikachu7]

XDDD "Will you marry me?" horrible decision

[jillianjigs11]

i think the term is...boobacabra

[towerguard6]

Paul is such an idiot

[legostarwarsfreak947]

that was so stupid jk it was awesome lol

[menmanabutsu]

i believe the term is boobacobra

[Switchasmooth]

I don't know the second part cos i stabbed her... LOL

[SephirothBurger]

I MISS YOU GAMMA

[Kagura95]

"You do not want to meet a ninjelephantin a dark ally- You know what? You don't even want to meet a real elephant in an ally." Is he saying that ninjelephants aren't real?

[FrostbittenWolf]

1:40

Win

[alb4369]

Ninjas are samurai

[PeanutButterZombie00]

go say that to a samurai and see what happens.

i double-dragon dare ya.

[FrostbittenWolf]

You got it WRONG!

Samurai are loyal soldiers

Ninjas are mercs.

And you are an idiot.

[dimlim]

haha, classic finish to your point

[groundguy]

BOOBACABRA!! i saw one at a party XD

[PeanutButterZombie00]

you probably saw several...XP

[SavageSquirrel20]

Uh... Ask A Ninja admitted it was his friends friend question!

[thatonegirludontknow]

EENIE MEENIE MINEY DEAD CATCH A NINJA BY THE HEAD IF HE HOLLERS KICK HIM BACK THEN REMOVE HIS STILL-BEATING HEART AND WATCH HIM DIE SLOW AND PAINFULLY

Oh yes. Ninja is win.

[missiworld]

This is one of my favourite youtube videos of all time.

[rainhadesamba]

BOOBACABRA!! YES!!!

[breadisgood4U]

A Ninjelephant XD

[7xStevenx7]

Boobacabura

HAHAHA

[Mastershake52]

dude this was my friend ryan who asked this, i cant believe he responded to it...

[hiryufiredragonx]

really that's why my friend ryan was the one who sent the this question like 3 years ago or so(i was with him).

he sent it in after we came back from hanging out at paul's house where paul said that samurais were better than ninjas and ryan disagreed

so don't try to copy and say it's your friend when it's not

sure i might not have proof to provide but i do have two friends that are named ryan and paul that discussed samurais and ninjas so i hardly doubt its coincidence.

[Mastershake52]

Why would you say, "sure i might not have proof ..."(an typical lie cover up) unless you were lying. You have a youtube account and a video camera so you would be more than capable of proving it, but since ur lying anyway...It really doesnt matter.

[hiryufiredragonx]

i said i might not have proof because even if i do have a camera i could record ryan and paul

but you could just say that those aren't they're real names and such

i just wish i recorded it when he sent the question

as for now i don't really care and i'll just let it go

[hiryufiredragonx]

My friend Ryan is the the guy who asked this question about our other friend Paul.

It's cool that the Ask a Ninja Guy actually responded.

[PureDefeat]

Lmao grandma part was win!

[sigurd83]

he's the best :D

in meni mini dead XD

[quadlark]

lol he stabbed his grandma. best part ofthis vid

[megastagbeetle]

boobacabra XD

[shersondf]

lmao! green baloon

[n8speed1337]

ninjeliphant  lmao

[metaswordsman]

boobachabra

[ShaynahHop]

That! was the best.

[MrRoboto406]

1:53 - 2:04 LLOLOLOLOLOLOL OMG man!

[Finalkfka]

YOU JUST DO A LITTLE EENY MEENY. XDXD