Coldland

[devildude194712]

Best bit at the end

'' Coldland. Shshshsh ''

[Arnemann90]

I love the way he says "Coldland"

[jaytv777]

didn't I just see this with Stacy Soloman in before 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here'??..genius!

[DarkManEll]

The new Iceland adverts actually have worse food than this. BRING BACK SHOOTING STARS BBC.

[marmite400]

Ulrika has fabulous teeth.

[burnleynick]

My favourite Shooting Stars clip. Gives me a headache it makes me laugh so hard.

[religionoftorture]

British comedy is the best comedy in the world.... This is gold!

[BubbleBobble1996]

Omg the scary thing about this clip is that there are people in my family who look like that!! When this first came on me and my mum were pissing ourselves! LOOL

[tjb234567]

@BubbleBobble1996 You know someone with a small white pony moustache?

[BubbleBobble1996]

@tjb234567 XDNope... But I was really talking about the rest of the characters

[MrEggcake]

Jim-rail

[rl1712]

...and the rest.

[baward]

Crying :-)

[caeteez]

This is still the greatest piece of TV ever broadcast.

[jessburge1989]

"Mmmmm, this spoon meat is delicious, Bit what is this carbonated dipping jam?"

The most random sentence ever?

[emmamarym]

shooting stars should do a live tour

[zilbiol]

Well? How about a skewered fish coil with a fizzy porridge style dipping gravy?

[superowl64]

Check out 46 seconds..... Ooooh smashing!

[slaternater22]

i want some sticky potato pistols!

[fuzzface100]

Oh christ, this clip had me laughing until I was in serious pain. Vic Reeves's character in this clip is just genius!

[tasteofcoda]

can't decide who's character is better Angelos' or Vics

[Parsefone]

Between the ages of 3 and 6, I'm pretty sure I subsisted entirely on hydrogenated tomato flavoured dust.

[dementedcat67]

wheres bob

[vanillaorchid]

@dementedcat67 What do mean "Where's Bob?' He's Martin with the teeth and the glasses - "And it's better than real food".

[dementedcat67]

@vanillaorchid oh rite i couldn't recognise him

[catfacechimp]

0:40 is that... angelos? XD

[MSNConversation]

@catfacechimp Yeah it is lol. Didn't notice him at first.

[vanillaorchid]

I swear I've seen something very similar to spoon meat in Iceland.

[lonegroover]

Bit scary that Vic looks exactly like Colin Welland at 1:18

[tinaloumac]

Chicken lengths???  Hydrogenised tomato flavour dust?? Sticky peas?? Comedy genius all the way thru. Funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.

[percyswatchingyou]

Did anyone else just crease when they saw vic with the little white horse?

[Shpoogleberries]

Hilarious, can't stop watching either. Mmmm, this shpoon meat is delicious, but what's this carbonated dipping jam? Hahaha.

Skewered fish coil. :3

[thedurgeman]

HYDROGENATED TOMATO FLAVORED DUST! A PENNY EACH!!!

[ladystardust2008]

Fizzy porridge-style dipping gravy :}

[theresalwaysmash94]

COLDLANDDDDDDD....sss....sss..­.sss

[fairfield101]

This is brilliant! One of the best shooting stars sketches ever.

[MrJonnie22]

spoon meat! classic

[dan32113]

Martin"s been released on bail? for touching up the frozen peas!

[callumac900]

Hydrogenised tomato flavoured dust! A penny each!

[Rubyshewolf98]

@jsgbuckton yeah, he was in the "advertisment" for Wii Toilet

[Getyourfreehugshere]

"Mmm, this shpoon meat is delicious... and what about this carbonated dipping jyam ?"

[glenogg]

@Getyourfreehugshere Mmmmm, smashing!

[GreatBritishGamers]

The guy with the mustache and strange voice is the guy who plays Angelos Epithimiou. He is a comic Genius. Renton Skinner FTW!!!!

[mrtulala1]

that guy who does angelos epithemiou can play so many roles. i cant believe that's him sometimes.

[dan32113]

Stevie Gerrard, has Sticky Potato Pistols after training everyday!

[makky123]

horsetashe had me in stitches

[jsgbuckton]

Wasn't Vic's character with the plastic-horse-tache in a skit on the previous series of Shooting Stars? I'm sure he was, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was.

[localiser1]

@jsgbuckton yes, if you do a search on here for shooting stars wii toilet, you will find that self same character (perhaps with more eye shadow applied) going through the motions on a toilet based games console.

[glenogg]

It's 8p a pot!!!!!

[Nyanmoondrop6]

I laughed so hard when this was on BBC1 XD taking the piss out of Iceland. WIN

[Baulchy666]

Hmmmmm this spoon meat is delicious!!! Got to agree with thecatsarse I was broken the moment Vic came on screen. COLDLAND!

[Oscar301]

first time I saw this I was in bits. That whistle at the end just crowns it

[switcherooblade33]

Proper British Comedy

[mixindave1]

ive seen vic on bob in public. the ironic thign was bob mortimer came up to me at a petrol station and asked directions to bnq. (in middlesbrough)

[mixindave1]

love this shooting stars sketch. watch it all the time. angelos character is a great at this lol

[joneseylfc]

HAHAHAHA SPOON MEAT, GENIUS

[mixindave1]

@joneseylfc ohh the spoon meat is delicious lol

[IsHuUpFromNorthMen]

Jesus sufferin christ!!!!! This skit has me in stitches! It's all about Vic's character! can't stop cryin at the horse moustache and his litle bit at the end! Just genius!

[TomMestFan]

what is the meaning of the horse lmfao!

[TheGrindcore1]

@TomMestFan He's Vic bloody Reeves.

No Explanation needed

[dan32113]

@TomMestFan it means he"s a Replicant, ooh Blade Runner!

[Hurricane101167]

Coldland - "It's better than real food!"

[mixindave1]

you cant beat spoon meat. lol total piss take of iceland. lol

[mixindave1]

the angelos character is really good at acting lol. well..... they all are pretty good lol. ive watched shooting stars since series one. north east comedy for the win

[garypleace]

Vic n Bob on top form but Ulrika is without doubt one of comedy's most underrated talents - see any of her skits with the guys and she gives 100%  - wish she'd put a bit of weight back on tho!

"Its ma birthday and ah'm Fifty fooer!"

[Iminthecarsi]

MMMMMM This spoon meat is deliciousss, but what is this carbonted dipping jam?

[mixindave1]

@Iminthecarsi yea that angelos character is good lol.

[BEastmix]

"Well... how about a skewered fish coil with a fizzy porridge style dipping gravy?"

[MrGunshow2009]

Dystant....

[cofpaddy]

A penny!

[Friday3000]

I want some of that dipping jam

[NoddysBaw]

Its already up there with 'Geordie Jumpers' and the peaNUTS song as classic shooting stars. A quasimodo vic reeves with a horse for a moustache, what more could you want

[dylan240269]

@NoddysBaw

I take it you realise what the white horse is supposed to be?

:D

[bobshark123]

it has to be bobs teeth, yer man doin the spoon meat & Vic.....in tears of laughter here

[xILambyIx]

COLDLAND...S...S...S...S....S

[Mirrorholder]

vic's whistle shirley??

[atboredstoopid]

Bobs whistle at the end,no reason for it at all but just so so funny

[dylan240269]

@atboredstoopid

The reason for the whistle is that his nose is supposed to be blocked up with cocaine (hence the white horse moustache)

It's a piss take of Iceland and Kerry Katona so there has to be a cocaine reference in there somewhere ;-)

[calamitymaud]

@dylan240269 total bollocks! its just what it is - random as fuck - and absolutely hilarious.

[stopmeltingme]

I love Reeves and Mortimer. This was the only good part of the show for me. Hope they improve.

[daviddixey]

Spoon Meat

[thecatsarse]

Vic character had me me in meltdown the moment his face was on the screen,the little white horse was perfect and the 3 farty noises brought me to tears but the best part to come without a doubt was when he said "coldland" in the american style film promoters voice and did his whistles.

Perfect!I cant stop watching it!

[UltraSpaceNinja]

@thecatsarse that part had me crying with laughter so much i loved it!

[metallicsalmon]

@thecatsarse that part had me crying with laughter i loved this advert so much!

He had a horse for a moustache!! XD

[MuntucoGer1]

@thecatsarse You said everything I wanted to say with the exception of Vic's gnarled claw-hand and the hunch: Pissing myself now just before i watch it AGAIN.

[JJKrista1]

Vic n Bob back to their best.

[dillbox2010]

I almost suffocated laughing so hard at the tiny horse moustache character when he just stares and whistles :D

[intruder313]

Good to see this up in splendid isolation - I forsee comments from this running and running.

[djjoff]

There's no rhyme nor reason for Vic's character at all, but I just can't stop laughing at the whistle at the end.... Nice to hear Lou Bega's "I Got A Girl" too!

[muggers41]

Amazing

[jezzysoulboy]

Yeah it's all about vic at the end with s s s s!

[bunklefee]

Me and my parents were crying at Vic in this :L

They really need a DVD boxset with everything vic and bob have done