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  • Your sister is pretty, you'll have to keep the guys off of her.

  • That is too funny! I am not laughing at you Ashley, I am definitely laughing with you! Thanks Jody for sending me the link. I will be that way soon FOR SURE!

  • @evilkittymewmew Me too.

  • I'm Agnostic...I feel like a minority.

  • your sister is pretty (:

  • Is that at bridge street in Huntsville? Lol I love bama :)

  • I ve been to that same apple store! Silly Huntsville

  • you are such a cool brother

  • @swiftkaratechop Im from Bama too, is that apple store the one at the Sumit? jw.

  • O.O............I Like Jesus ^_^ XDDDD

  • ur entire family have like.. the comedy gene even ur dad.

  • you are so cute :D

  • ur hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooot

  • lol sooooooooooooooo,i read "apple store"

    and you know expected,

    red,green and other colored apples to be surrounding

    then,i seen computers annnd it clicked:)

  • Haha Your Dad -saunters up- 'Hai' -walks away. Amazin'

  • This is so funny.

  • your sister is hot

  • your swifter is hawt

  • @grif131 sister lol idk where swifter came from lol

  • lol

  • you sound exactly like your dad.

  • hooray!

  • Happy Birthday to your sister :D

  • If only my brothers were as awesome and as nice as you are Matt LOL!

  • Happy birthday!

  • haha nice face

  • Haha. Yall r a cute family

  • Your hot(:(:(:

  • He's pretty hot. Ahaha,

  • I think its the first video your not saying PENIS

  • lol..im just watching your videos because ur hot ..bahaha O.O

  • ur dad looks like such a nice person :)

  • i guess hotness runs in the family (meaning you n ur sister, not dad lol :)

  • wow dude.... your sister is hot...

  • In this video you look alot like those claymations you see at Christmas time.

  • he looks like his dad!! wow now i see what his REAL dad looks like. cuz that stepdad is a fuckin dick like seriously hes fuckin creepy and matts real dad seems like a cool ass dad!

  • i like jesus too

  • he looks like uncle dave from postal movie :D

  • ur dad is hott

  • I'd have sexual intercourse with your sister. For sure.

  • good to be a baby magnet, give babies to PUNCH! :P

  • I killed a man, Dinosaur and a magic dragon while on weed

  • My religious belief is Agnostic. Or is that a lack of beliefs...Oh well

  • Wow I'm such a fuckin retard, I thought you guys were at an airport. Until I read the description... :P

  • And she's a jaewalker099er magnet cause she's so FUCDICKHOT

    FWAPFWAPFWAPFWAPFWAPPPSSSSSHHH­HHHH AH YEAH!!!

  • Haha "uhhh.... I like Jesus" lmfao

  • His sister is pretty.

  • holy shit

    retiredslowkaratechop

  • little kids seem to be actracted to me.

    ill just be in a store or something and little kids will come up to me and hug me and stuff. ill be weirded out a bit but i just hug them back and walk away XD

  • ur a kid magnet.

  • one time, i was at walmart looking at bandanas and this little girls like appeared next to me and stared just stared at me. so i smiled and she went away. later she comes back and stares at me again. i try to ignore her but then she laughs and HUGS MY LEG then she just sprints away. it was really scary for me.

    that's my little girl story.

  • uhhhhh I like jesus. lol . You crack me up. This was added July 16. my b-day is july 17

  • you guys have the same smile=]

  • u guys have the same eyes and nose... and smile... and good hair runs in the family.....

  • im diggin your dads shirt :D

  • just as i thought "oh wow he actually went a video without saying penis" you dropped the P-bomb at the end.

  • huh when? cos the last word he says is laters i think

  • he said laterz

  • he said laters, not penis :L

  • dads who wear flowered t-shirts are awesome..!

  • @yuli24roxsoul IT'S AN ALOHA SHIRT

  • you look really hot in this video. o.O

  • where are you at?

  • i think the apple store

  • At the Apple Store With My Family

    It Says It In The Info Thingy :D

  • hahahaha! ur sisters really pretty and u two do look alike but thats a good thing :D

  • who ever the girl is shes a cutie!

  • my best friend's last name is brown 0_o

  • jijitofuwow is coming out with a movie!!!

  • oooookay???

  • i go to bridge street all the time. lets make a video!! lol

    thatd be tight

  • Ur sister is cute

  • i love u swiftkarateachop^_^

  • you look like joe dirt with straight hair

  • shes like " i like jesus. JESUS IS GOOD HORRAAA!!!!!!!"

  • i like how u took this in the apple store made my day

  • nooo!

  • G'jab! ;D

  • lol did u change ur family? your dad was different in the christmas video

  • the dad in the xmas vid was his stepdad....this is his real dad

  • i lol'd at the comments. youre all idiots for taking this seriously :D

  • HAHA, CUTE SHIT

  • dude why didnt you posted this vid in your other channel???like it looks more like not funny...

  • lol "Fine Wines"sounds like"Fawn Juans" when you say it lol I LOVE UR EFFING ACCENT!!!

  • I NO ITS AMAZING! HOW HAWTTT!!!

  • i honestly dont see a problem with sharing your belief with other people. I mean im not saying go shove God or whoever down people's throats 24/7 but there's nothing wrong with sharing your beliefs... But in my opinion the best way of sharing your faith with anyone is by actually living it out and not being that stereotypical hypocritical christian or whatever.

  • It's sad that in the U.S. large groups of people still believe in the bible. And it's sad that swiftkaratechop believes in it too. It discriminates against basically everyone besides straight Christian men and makes people believe humans have only been around 6010 years. Fucking sad.

  • wow dude, get your priorities straight... nothing sad about it

  • Actually it's extremely sad. I don't feel the need to explain since i'll never cure you off your mental illness known as incurably religious, so i'll just leave you a nice little quote. "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."

    -- Susan B Anthony

  • Im agnostic.

    i dislike overly religious people who let the bibl coincide and change their destiny.. simply because 'the bible tells me so'

    but i laso dislike athiests who bable non stop about how religious people are stupid and how theres no God.

    so what if he's a christian? get over yourself! the sad one is you.. your the one letting his belief get into your life.

    -Vinnie

  • yes i agree with u viki, i think people need to keep their religious opinions to themselves, cus it offends people easily.

  • I think the teaching of something that isn't correct and the discrimination of people because of it is wrong. Telling your children being gay is bad and discrimination against the people isn't a good thing. The word gay is now a synonym for stupid. I'm not gay, but then again Abraham Lincoln wasn't black. I never said there is no god. I am an Agnostic Atheist meaning i don't see any logical reason to believe in a god so i don't, but i know it is possible.

  • Majority of teachings are not correct anyway. People teach their opintions simply because they look at them as facts, whereas other people may disagree with them.

    to be honest i really dont understand what your saying

  • I know i live in the bible belt part of georgia

  • yuo have such a country accent.

  • init but i like it

  • wut part of alabama is he from?

    dose he still live there?

  • Yeah your sister is major babe.

  • And I hate people who can't spell.

  • u must hate alot of people then maybe even more then this douchbag no nevermind blacks cant spell

  • i hate atheist people who hate other things like you

  • "........i like jesus."

  • me too!

  • Go team Jesus!!!

  • WTF?!Thats nice u freakin nymph o_O

  • did she say her name was Ashley?

    lol u both r cute :)

  • your sisters pretty cute

  • Aww she's so pretty :)

  • i was thinking the same thing. haha

  • haha

    go jesus

  • sexxy sister

  • "I LIKE JESUSS."

    haha.

  • when you dad smiles he looks exactly like you : ]

  • lol, i love it. your sister is so prrty lol

  • Your sister is Hella Hot :D

  • It is apparently a rule that Matt Brown will NEVER be asked normal questions, EVER! =P

  • thats probably because matt brown is not normal.

  • Random XD I like

  • aw she's pretty

  • your sister is HOT!!!

  • I get that question too hehehehehehe

  • Hes 72? He looks like hes 55.

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  • dude swift's sister is smoking hot

  • if thats your sister shes hot

  • Is that girl your sister? And that guy really your dad?

  • Yes if u put the words "apple" or "microsoft" ur askin for haters lol

  • yeah

  • apple sucks...

  • i got a new xps laptop and its fuckin aweosme

    but u dont care anyway

    bu hu :`(

  • the apple store in CHICAGO is much much better :] they have live bands *o*

    ~OOOOOOH what now...!~

    X3

  • nobody cares

  • wtf man chill lmao  i dont care if you dont care

  • Oqouser is right

    Ohhhh

    Hott

  • lOl (:

  • your sister is a hottie!

  • agreed

  • you didnt say penis once.

  • thats amazing O.O

  • Aww. :) So does he have four sisters then? And two fathers? I'm sure that's not the same father from the Christmas video..

  • Your sister is a doll baby!

  • ur sisters really pretty :)

    she gots nice hair n smile

  • i know its surprising :o

    prolly just cuz he was with his family

  • who is the girl??? lol!!

  • his sister

  • branden urie!

  • his name is brendon :I

  • oh yah ahah

  • haha lol. nice try, but thats just not how you spell it.

  • i messed up geeze

  • You look like the dude in Panic At The Disco and she looks like.... well... hot and hot but really hot.

  • haha cute vid xD I dunno y but i wanted 2 post a video response with a MJ tribute vid i made. I just thought u mite like 2 see it =) Wasn't sure which video 2 respond 2 so i picked a random one. Which was this one lol. I hope u like it if u watch it haha. BTW, ur awesome xD

  • omg tat girl in the bakround is wearin a mcr tshirt!!!

  • I noticed that too!

  • waa? are you at bridge street? cause thats the only apple store i know of

  • matt, you are sooo like my brother, and the scary thing is, he's called matty : /

  • Even the dad is hot!

  • "jesus is good! HOOORAH!"

  • he's pale she's not, she's hot too

  • Wow! You seriously come from a really good looking family. lol

    Your Fan! :D

    Melanie <333

  • you're sister's really preettty :)

  • My last name is Brown too! :D

  • dude, u got a pretty hot sister

  • unfortunately, my girlfriend is a jesus freak. i dont like to call myself atheist, i call myself non-religious. im glad she doesnt care about it tho