Iranican Census 2010 PSA with Maz Jobrani - Zero

[yellowlght]

Send her packing

[yellowlght]

Too all Iranians don't even think about it ...

[Sharak19]

LMAO I always wanted to be Italian, Im Italian yess.... shocking news, an 40million increase in italians in the US hahahahahaha

[gotnarb]

never gets old

[samadagha]

I watched this xilion times & its still so funny!

[ShaxAMV]

Holy shit, Americans take in RACE as a fucking section on the census? Fucking idiots.

[MrHafeatnburito]

@niousha75 shut the fuck up get facts straight u dumbass. You r probably the dumbest persian ever u dont even deserve to call urself one. A SERBIAN assassin named Gavrilo Princip shot Archduke Ferdinand which initially was one of the main causes and the catalyst of WW1 u fucking dumbass look it up u dumb shit. Get ur facts straight before u start talking shit, u fucking dont deserve to be persian

[facedavid]

big love from Armenians to Iranians

[laughstock2006]

I want the number 310-000-0000

[ashlysmusic]

your so funny! go mazi!

[ProdSounds1]

hahahahha it's all so true, oh god.

[ashlysmusic]

lol this is soooo funny

[ashlysmusic]

haha so funny

[bananasownapple]

hala nersam darim! hahahhaah! zorro

[subripper12345]

Zoro... AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH

[TheSheiban]

I know about 3 people from each of the characters, including the Kambiz character (unfortunately...)

[TzeentchsKnight]

Mr Rich Pervert?! Ahahah

[NavinMJohnson]

@TzeentchsKnight Aghaye Riche Parvar (Mr. Beard Grower/Nurturer)

[Boolglunk]

"I always wanted to be Italian. Is there Italian?" LOL

[BobTheBuilderFan101]

Haha i love this :D im persian too

[princeoz17]

"haha... I'm just joking to you" Lmao!!!

[boodaie]

hmmmm. i dont know about dat von...

[iamnotapie8]

this is porobably the 40th time i'm watching this and it is still soooooo funny!!!!

Maz Jobrani = best comedian!

[DJKAYZEE]

22 people are whites or italians

[CEE606]

hahahahaha

[galardo1995]

1:31

3100000000.lol

i love that

[Mrmilkyway500]

35 people are GUIDO'S 

[Norman619ikr]

0!

[MyLebron236]

@flawless2c

Noooooooooooooo

[MyLebron236]

Oh I love this guy he is so funny he make me laugh. When ever I am down I watch him.

[ahriman46]

trying to be like Omid Jalili the legend..

[AminHi]

@flawless2c No my friend

[kourosh89]

Sorry, but if Iranians got their own category in the census, all that would happen is Affirmative Action would affect us negatively like it does to Asian people.

[AlexZeBeast]

zoro hahahahahha :D

[lilygurllovemuzic]

no words can describe how damn funny he is

[Bk94541]

IS A JEW IN IT...FUCK JEWS !!

[helloworld39893]

fsljhcb

[helloworld39893]

@Bk94541 fuck u

[Bk94541]

@helloworld39893

FUCKIN JEW

[MrHafeatnburito]

@spearofperun2 Persians aren't Arabs dumbass retard mother fuckin Serb the only thing the Serbs have accomplished is the cause of ww1 congrats fag

[niousha75]

@MrHafeatnburito as a Persian, l'm ashamed of someone like you...really, all you can do is be racist toward Serbs, for causing a war (which they didn't), and just leave out the whole wonderful things about Persians, to argue you point? you just leveled yourself down to @spearofperun2 ...

[TheRoyalFreshness69]

@niousha75 Google WWI...

[bellakozyreva]

@MrHafeatnburito lmfao

[bijansst]

this shit is funny

[Stanfordbuddy101]

Again, how did we go from filling out the census to Serbia? I would like to know.

[pourakattack]

Only thing the dumbasses from Serbia ever contributed to this planet was the start of WWI when they killed francis ferdinand. Bravo...go find a nonexistent Serbian comedian to comment on

[TheBdido]

"ok, let's go. AHAHAHAHA let's go where you wanna go... AHAHAHAH"

(hello, hello hi hannah!!!!) - _ -

[YourHero2DN]

LMAO im not sure if anyone esle noticed it but when maz was at 0:30 he was imatiting Perter Chao XD

[KamanMan518]

this is a terrible version of borat

[HiroxMika4ever]

hahahaha we love you Maz <3



[persianpridep9]

I dont know why these dirty indian bitches always find their way on persian videos and talk shit

as if they have an obsession with us

worry about yourselves and your brown skin inferiority complex

[vonversace]

maz killz me

[DrGolgi]

2011 censuss asapp

[JigareTehroon]

mr rish'parvaz LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOL

im half persian half italian and this is some funny shit!

generally persians and italians are similar appearance and culture wise

ziiiroooooooo, tehree, van zirrooooo, zirrroooooo, ziroooooo looooooooooooool

[indigoDroog]

DOCTor doneshmandeh mohem

ahahhaha

[Asgharthomas]

funniest shit ever!!!!!!

[Cydira]

Mr. Rish Parvaz!!! Looooool!!

[Cydira]

27 people are racist bastards with no sense of humour.

[bemahfriend]

cami cami camiii come here camiiiiii ehehehee

[windowsforvista]

Why is this turning into a debate? D:

[mobarakeh]

Man ham zorro ra doost daram :)

[tutoo5]

This is bullshit...if I were making the same he was, I would give a shit about being represented too!

[sabzeonthetable]

persians REPRESENT!



[LuckyApplehead]

1000% true!!!!! I've TOTALLY told people I'm Italian xD

[LibertarianPersian]

@LuckyApplehead because ur a crappy moron stupid, i hate such things

[JPSketches]

This is such a perfect representation of Beverly Hills persians. I love you Maz, you're the only tolerable persian.

[bemahfriend]

all of u stfu and listen to laugh haha

"ehehahaheheheehe"

[bemahfriend]

lmaooooo

[negarjoon09]

lol BAHAHAHAH that  is geniotic

[NathanShadowBlade1]

DOCTOR daneshmandeh mohem!!!!!!! Maz Jobran kheili mohem hast veli daneshmand?????

[mrhondacivicsi]

so many fag persian guys act like the "kami" guy. Maz nailed all the impressions.

[basketballahye4life]

lmfaoo MY NAMES CAMI.....LIKE COME HERE CAMI lmfaoooooo

[fatpeopleman2]

Maz Jobrani is my uncle. He is completely the OPPOSITE OF THIS IN REAL LIFE!

[leeon110]

"soriiiiii i vaas very beeeseee" my ass XD

[russiangirl112]

@manimalfully iranians are whites lol.. maz is jsut 1 of them.. they are maaaaany i saw many iranians with green eyes etc and they are rly rly white many of them,, and few have brown skin, like maz

[manimalfully]

@russiangirl112 uhhh, they're mostly brown and arab looking.

i've never seen a german or brit look brown or arab... please, iranians/persians are semetic browns..

[WinkyMaeve]

@manimalfully you are a moron, the english are anglo saxon inbred mongols.

I am iranian with green eyes and brown hair and white skin, you should wash your mouth out with persian olive soap before you talk about the greatest people on the planet, type in iran aryan on youtube and get proven wrong you dirty bastard

[spearofperun2]

@WinkyMaeve iranians look and act like arabs you are arabs. Greatest antion on earth LOL if scuzlims are the greatest nation id really want to see what your opinion of worst is.... yeah aryans of iran maybe 0.000000001% of the population thats why almsot all of the videos use 90% of the same photos and little albino kids LOL

[LibertarianPersian]

@spearofperun2 sictir baba, what u talking about ugly dickface poor smelly serbian, shut ur coz make all around stinky,iran has 7000 years of civilization what the heck u have uneducated muslim?if u blend total culture of europe and arab nations it won't be woth half of persian great culture,moreover we r the truely race of aryans not the one hitler said the real aryans

[Juicefulll]

@WinkyMaeve touchee

[spearofperun2]

@russiangirl112 no most of them are brown... how many iranians have you seen in russia??? Shit loads of them in toronto and theyre the worst muslim scum you can imagine.... exactly like arabs... and chechens to i guess

[russiangirl112]

@spearofperun2 ok, no need to be rude lol

[OhMaDayzz]

@spearofperun2 Well, Serbs are scum. Iranians are more peaceful, civilized and educated than you people.

[spearofperun2]

@OhMaDayzz civilized LOL thats why you stone 18 year old girls to death for dating boys, you worship a lizard eating pedophile, you cover your women and thats civilized LOL educated the literacy rate for females is half of what it is in serbia and male is like 20% lower, youre nothing more but a bunch of primitive arabs

[OhMaDayzz]

@spearofperun2 Compare historical achievements between Iran and serbia, there is a massive difference. Iran has been a centre of science, mathematics, literature and art. serbia has done nothing in the past 5000 years. Literacy rates of people under 40 is like 99% in Iran. If there are literate serbs it is because of Russian help. Anyway, Serbia has always been a backward country that has contributed nothing to civilization. Don't compare your potty hole country to Iran.

[spearofperun2]

@OhMaDayzz for women in iran its like 60% LOl typical of all arabitch countries. serbia's literacy rate because of russia's help LOL i knew arabs were retards but this is unbelievable. Nothign Serbians have contributed much to science etc... even amerika admits it eg tesl, pupin, eistein's wife, the inventor of android technology, apollo 11 scientists... past vinca culture pyramids and writing predating eygpt. iran has been an islamic shit hole since the 7th century and is to this day

[OhMaDayzz]

@spearofperun2 No for women in Iran it is like 99%. Get some up to date statistics, moron. Serbia has nothing, and no noted scientists, mathematicians, poets, scholars or any intellectual of any kind, especially in comparison to Iran. All Serbia has is war criminals, and least the USA punished your dirty country.

[spearofperun2]

@OhMaDayzz literacy rate for iranian males is 83% for females it is 70% his is accrding to the CIA worldfactbook ceck your own facts arabitch

[spearofperun2]

@OhMaDayzz no known serbs ehh nikola tesla, pupin, mileva maric, dejan medakovic, the applo 11 engineers, milovy stoyanovick, dejan medakovic and many more are no one... its your shit stained arab country that lacks mathematicans and scientists youre to busy praying to a lizard eating pedophile named puhammad yes we kill scuzlim traitors you become them the islamic republic of iran LOl you dirty arabs

[dxbtiam]

No. Teree Von Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero.

[irisnav]

hilarious..

[pride310]

stupid perisans lol

[manimalfully]

technically arabs and indians are white to, but we don't go around like dirty unibrow persians who are clearly brown and try to act like we're white.

look at maz, he looks like an arab and a sri lankan mated. there's persian for you..

[SuperMuslimas]

@manimalfully: indians are asians, but arabs and persians are white. there are only three races caucasoids, mongoloids, and blacks in the world. Brown is metaphor, and political and cultural classification for Middle Eastern people. Refer to physical anthropology. I am Asian and if you are Arab, than you should support any political segregation of Arab population in the West.

[SuperMuslimas]

@manimalfully indians are asians, but arabs and persians are white. there are only three races caucasoids, mongoloids, and blacks in the world. Brown is metaphor, and political and cultural classification for Middle Eastern people. Refer to physical anthropology. I am Asian and if you are Arab, than you should not support any political segregation of Arab population in the West.

[AryoArian]

lol zero

[Mential]

Let's go. Ehehehehehe, where you wanna go? Eh ah eh eh, i am joking to you. Hahahahahaha

[PersiaWithoutISLAM]

@Democraticarabiya474 why? ok maybe not arabs, though they are DEEPLY connected , but Islamic culture as a whole, which is arabic. Is completely to blame, i am allowed my opinion. Also, you clearly don't understand anything about middle-eastern geo-strategic history if you don't know that western imperialism is the thorn in EVERY middle eastern countries side and history. All arab countries? SLAVES to the west. minus the few who are called terrorists or untrustworthy, OIL is everything

[supertechteam]

iraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn­nnnn !!!

[PersiaWithoutISLAM]

@Democraticarabiya474 i personally embrace the semitic, mongol, turk influence on the persian gene pool. Youre a jealous angry arab to assume that, i was just saying there are remnance of white, didnt say we ARE white.. why would anyone want to be white anyway? its a bunch of recessive useless genes, i'd rather be able to hangout in the sun shirtless. Persian gulf forever

[Menooy22]

1:15 HAHAHAHA!!! i'm just joking to you, love that character

[schmoonzer1]

i am also Italian!

[RyanAndMike97]

23 people aren't persian

[kevboy531]

Is there a box for iranian american?

[CyJoZa]

Iranians? We arent saying Persian anymore? 2000 years of history lecture?

[RezaSalaam]

@CyJoZa please.... I amproud to say IRAN because it means Arya an, the land of the aryans! All Iranians, persians (like 60%), azari-turks (lik 25-30%) and all others are IRANIANS. We just all follow the specific persian culture, but all of us are aryan (true aryan and not stupid german aryan....) Dont be to ashamed, becuase of what those fanatics do there, lets all be IRANIANS!

[PersiaWithoutISLAM]

@CyJoZa Iran changed its named to Persia in the late 1930's under the recommendation of their close economic ally Nazi Germany. Nazi Germany got over 1/3 of its trade from Reza Shah Pahlavi's govt and with his Oil nazi germany could have consumed the world. hence why faggot brits and sneaky russians invaded. Germany started massive archaeological and modernization campaigns in iran, knowing its part of the aryan ancestral lands

[iamnotapie8]

ZORO EHEHEHEHEHEHE

how can 22 people VOTE THIS THUMBS DOWN!?

[Itakazookie]

@iamnotapie8 they have never actually met a persian.

[iamnotapie8]

ZORO EHEHEHEHEHEHE

[Amarynthine]

what;s your favorite movie? Zorro LOL

[coldscoop]

LLOOLL!!! Italian!!!???

[KingHind]

lol iranians arent technically white

[PersiaWithoutISLAM]

@KingHind after tyrannical and systematic conquest and rape by Islamic arabs, mongols/central asians, and turks, the persian gene pool is very diluted indeed, same is true for MANY other ethnicities that are located in geographically central/strategic lands. maybe WHITE is the wrong term, but technically Persians, afghans, kurds and armenians are indo-european/caucasian closely related to ancient Saka. you can find many iranian individuals with very fair skin, light hair/eyes. meaning youre dumb

[KingHind]

@PersiaWithoutISLAM Actually you just proved my point and yet still called me dumb?? My argument was that Persians arent white which is what you called the "wrong term" so if im dumb in believing this it makes you dumb as well. Ironic isn't it Mr./MsPersiawithoutislam

[sabziegirl]

aaaa azizjoon i sorry i vaz very busy!!! haaaahhaaaaaaaaaahaaaaa lol

[MsPrimaStar]

And the funniest thing is some people assume,Arian are Caucasians or white people that belong to Indo-European group! It is so wrong! Arian race came from Indo-Iranian branch of Indo-European family ONLY. But Iranian people are not only people from nowadays Iran, but Iranian were spread between Babylon, Byzantine, India, Pakistan and other countries all down to China. But, not all people of these territories can be Arian, because they were mixed with different races.

[yegtheegg]

ZERO XD

[cryusthegr8]

lol ZERO

[yazzmode621]

Lol. I Love the 'what's your #'

Persian/'Italaian' dude - "No, actually, 310-000-0000'.

[karz12]

its funny we can come off as italians and people believe it

[avista100]

lol @1:14

[madeintheusa1]

"they call me DOTTORE, that's italian for 'Doctor'" :D

[AhmedMalik5]

hahhahahahahhahahah KILLED!! XD

[P3RSIANpinoy]

LOL, my cheeks are hurting from all the laughs

[RAWRRAWR6629]

lol shooomaah irani hastin >> blah !! lol

[ASPCS]

Vi are vite just put vite

[Itsmonahun]

Haha the guy with the car is like the typical Persiann. God he reminds me of my cousins.

[NameCallingIsWeak]

Actually, "Less than zero" would be a better movie for Persians into "Zero".

[NameCallingIsWeak]

1) Her looks are priceless.

2) The "Persians" are perfect.

3) The guy with the funky black beard is named "Mr. Beard-Flying"

It's a rich video.

[AgentTheGreat]

@NameCallingIsWeak

"Mr. Beard Growing" not "Flying" -> Rish Parvar

[NameCallingIsWeak]

@AgentTheGreat - "Mr. Beard Growing" not "Flying" --> Well, I am "Italian" so what do you expect?? :)

[AgentTheGreat]

@NameCallingIsWeak

XD

[FreeIranPlease]

Census highlight: 40 million italians in America lol

[Abduhi]

Finnish Azeri here. Ever met an Azeri man who married a Finn? I don't think so.

[MissPerfect665]

"ITALIAN!"

[CLAPPDUST449]

omg this is so funny

[Inuyashasghettostory]

i dont get the 0 thing

[pantearastegar]

doctor rish-parvar is very RISHOO :S

[pantearastegar]

"just curious what ur fav movie is then ? ".... "zorooooo ehehehehhehehehehhehehe"

:))) LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[pyrovania]

Go to Mason Park in Irvine during Nowrooz, at least a couple thousand every year

It clogs traffic all over town, every year.

[MissPerfect665]

1:13 is so funny!

[anoocool100]

you cant get better than maz!!!

[roshanakmofidi]

MR. ReEESHPARVAR?/ LMFAOOOOOOOOO.

" OHHHHH HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, HOOOWW ARE YOUUUUuuUUUU???"

"last question."

"OHHH GOOOD, I NEED TO ESSSSLEEEPPPP". HAHAHAH

MAZ is THA BESTTTTTTTTTTT!

[yasminevine4]

Kami is my favorite charachter! so funny!

[lalalala876098]

1:48

[golpesar29]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[rosa2you]

Box news is that from Fox news?

btw i like fox news..

[cathatescheese]

ok lets go. where u wanna go hehehheheh

[TheTrueShia]

ROFL

@cathatescheese

[dp535i]

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AWESOME!

i'm Iranian/Indian/Russian/Slovak/­Polish/Prussian/German/America­n... :)

i put "Caucasian" because people call me "white" since i have blue eyes and dirty blond hair. most of my family is not "white".

they could say they're Hispanic, Iranian, Indian, Turkish, Egyptian, Iraqi, or whatever the hell they want. hahahaha!

[dp535i]

@dp535i -when i say i'm part Iranian, i actually mean "Persian".. just to clarify... none of my ancestors came to america from Iran as far as i know, yet Iranians are my ancestors, essentially, since some of my family tree is from Persia.

[geneva1999]

I'm half Iranian and half Mexican...... WTF do I put down??? Then census in CA was dumb... only had 2 questions, are you a Mexican, and then the next question, no matter what you answered for question 1 was what is your race? So I put down I'm mexican in question 1 and then I'm white in question 2. Ha, bet they weren't expecting that as an answer.

[MasterGamer3001]

Whats your income Zero whats your Phone number let me guess 000! No its 310-000-0000

Cracked me Up!

[FallingBlackTears]

im joking to you! xD buahahaha

[O0oSorousho0O]

DOCTOR daneshmande mohem (Dr. important intellectual)

[O0oSorousho0O]

HAHAHAHAHAH XDDD brilliant.

[evilevl]

hilarious LOL

[logitech69]

THATS HALARIOUS HAHAHAHAHAH LMAOOOOO

[MrPedramSamani]

hmmmm i dont know bout that one hahahaha

[beenthere888]

wow stop copying bruno's laugh

[asmilingmelody]

AHAHAHAHAHA, MY MUM DOES EVERYTHING THAT THEY JUST DO AHAHAHAHAHA

[maxrapell]

@persiangrul100 you are right, we should just watch it and enjoy it as a comedy.

[persiangurl100]

okay people most of the "stereotypes" in maz jobrani's vids are just for a laugh and are not generally true :)

[khatereh21]

kami come here kami

[condiersea]

i dont get it.

[peaceluvjuicy222]

@condiersea cuz ur probly not persian

[condiersea]

@peaceluvjuicy222 true..im italian tho. idk stumble upon sent me here so idk.

[persianpridep9]

funny but I don't get the sleepy garderner guy , why that guy is wearing an afro and the italian part. Most iranians and loud and proud and say they are persian.

but the zero part is sooo true LOL

[dandan1994]

bezan frannkie

[persiangurl100]

@dandan1994 lol that part was funny

[vonversace]

maz kills me

[XUltra00]

"ok let's go"

"where do you wanna go? hehee"

LMFAO

[XUltra00]

"ok let's go"

"where do you wanna go? hehee"

LMFAO