George Carlin: What am I doing in New Jersey

[poslednisoud]

George Carlin - trolling skill 100

[4giveAnd4get11]

@billay360 i was thinking the same thing

[raeven1212]

I wanna know people that have actually done all these things

[billay360]

George Carlin is the only person who could pull off that clothing

[J88Wolf]

ROFLMAO!

[StringBuster420420]

gift shop line kills me!

[MrMasonx742]

this is why im not allowed to go 2 a baseball game anymore

[WildHunt25]

2 people are running on a lean mixture.

[AayushWho]

PULL OVER!! PULL OVER!! PULL OVER!! PULL OVER!!

[ViFFeX]

First Troll ever... He is a genius!!!

[DARTHMARC0720]

omg lol

[itorres0002]

How many of you guys actually did one of the things he mentioned? Lmfao

[NICKREAPER316]

I've been to the town he mentions, Matawan.

[szqsk8]

"fuck that, bring a bat!"

[mba2ceo]

"... foocker with jobs !" Priceless !!!!

[Bastardoom]

ARE YOU OPEN ON THURSDAAAAAY!!?!

[pappawheelie09]

Been coming here for 10 years making the same wish Hasn't come true either give my money back or i am shitting in the well !!! Love it thank you for posting it

[skycrusher00]

George Carlin, the grandmaster troll.

[MAnnaconduit1]

@skycrusher00 troll or god? huh maybe the reason know one knows god exists is becasue he was George Carlin, come to try and give us a kick in the ass so we actually open our eyes and see the shit we are being dealt and creating for ourselves.

[JagerFrostTroll]

@skycrusher00 He's no troll, he's honest and has insightful ideas.

[fgardas]

@skycrusher00 he would hate you for this idiotic word

[skycrusher00]

@fgardas Don't presume to know what he would think about that word, degenerate. 

[fgardas]

@skycrusher00 Well if you look at what he has been saying for his entire life you can see he reall doesn't like that kind of origin in words.

[phantomeagle]

I don't know who I like better, so I've got two favorite comedians of all time. Robin Williams and George Carlin..... I miss this genius so much it's hard to say.

[DJSlushyIce]

i think he just invented trolling

[MrSmbass1]

@DJSlushyIce In the beginning when trolling was educated haha.

[Maryukujin]

Does this mean George Carlin was the original Troll?

[twinturboteen18]

@Maryukujin He is the troll king my friend, he invented that shit. Trolling befor most of us were born!

[SpeCulaTionS101]

@Maryukujin: He and Bob Dylan both.

[ste666fan]

"let THEM figure it out"

[KevinDeArman69]

1 person has very little going up up top

[ryomazaky15]

@WhiteDraenel lol Carlin is such a badass that he can get away with it.

[Xombe88]

How the fuck can someone dislike this?! This shit is the greatest standup EVER! Watch this while your drinking and it'll be the greatest thing you've ever seen! You'll laugh your ass off even if you've seen it a hundred times. Try searching "Losing Things". That's another great standup by Carlin.

[WhiteArcticFoxhound]

@Xombe88 I think it's because of the goddamn high pitched sound going on the entire video >:/

[wurtisbon4]

Then stand up and wave to the pitcher

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[CSBABA]

'' Let them figure it out!''

[Leidachinaman]

Best comedian EVER. I've said it before and I'll say it a million times more.

[ryanb113n]

Hey George, I work retail, but also in college. Not everyone is THAT brainless.

hahaha still funny...I love this

[flembagg966]

Fuck that, BRING A BAT!

[MrVmBear]

@flembagg966 pardon me, i have nothing to say

[PhantomBoku]

55,555 viewer yaaay ?

[ertznay]

1:28 Twenty-five years later, after seeing this routine, I still make that joke to anybody who asks me the time.

P.S. George, that shirt is repulsive. I am guessing his wife bought it for him.

[TheFlutomaster]

@ertznay How did she buy it?? Was there a mall in their kitchen?? lol jk

[mustbeburtreynolds]

Stop quoting jokes, you're ruining them.

[kornflakes1695]

"Pull over! Pull Over! Pull Over! Pull Over! He pulls over, you keep goin'."

[SouthernPoint52]

"Can you bake a cake in the shape of a penis????????"

"Well, I don't know. Hold on........... Can we have a picture to go by?"

"Well no, but I tell ya what I'm gonna do for ya lady"

:O

[JayNaXious]

great quality

[yhilb111]

High pitch background...

[Louisianabad]

I work as retail clerk. And i leave part of my brain at home because this job sucks and I get stoned before work

[SniperTop]

PARDON ME.

I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY.

[Foxboy106]

mickey has a hardon :D

[ChrisakaP3S]

Why do all the George Carlin vids have a top comment that has 69 thumbs up

[JUGGALOMETAL80]

STILL HAVENT GOT MY GIFT

[TheRobster94]

My family owns a local bakery here in town. Guess what kind of request we got one Thursday morning?

[TK125000]

@TheRobster94 ARE YOU OPEN ON THURSDAY?!???!!

[Sanshaino]

I now want a T-shirt saying "Let THEM figure it out."

[Skater6977]

zero dislikes as of now.. your the man carlin

[SnoopDamage]

It's a jersey thing :)

[AddAngel]

does anyone who has seen this show know what's the name of the jazz song that plays at the beginning? It also played at the end of "The Envelope" from "Playing with your head". please...I really like the song..

[AfriJazz]

COULD YOU BAKE A CAKE IN THE SHAPE OF A PENIS

WITH WHITE FROSTING COMING OUTTA THE TOP!!!!!!

[adamJcarter]

"PULL OVER! PULL OVER! PULL OVER! PULL OVER!! he pulls over you keep going" LMFAOOO!!!!!! george we miss you so much you were the best!

[kodiskate44]

the king of comedy, no questions asked

[Rapter57]

FUCK THAT, BRING A BAT!

[ErinC1991]

CAN WE HAVE A PICTURE TO GO BY?? xD I FUCKIN LMAO'D

[BoxingRookie]

can someone explain what he meant by 6:15 or mickey has a hard on lol? does it have to do with th hands on the clock or something?

[delta51]

@BoxingRookie

Having the minute hand pointing to 3 and the hour hand pointing to 6. Cock 'n Bals.

[eldorado61guy]

Not only knew comedy but was a scholar of language

[koosdechauffur]

'then run! let them figure it out.' fucking hilarious

[foxyscorp]

it's either 6.15 or Mickey has a hard on!!!

hahaahahhahaha

love that guy!!!

[XXXXLOWRIDERXXXX]

KARLIPBAUM... MAYBE YOUR TWO SANDWICHES SHORT OF A PICNIC... LOL...  GEORGE IS FUCKING FUNNY

[goodlife404]

hilarious

[TashaRichardsonFan]

Either is 6:15 or Mickey have a hard-on* LOL

[TashaRichardsonFan]

George Carlin is hilarious. He make me laugh:D

[xXNightXxXManXx]

"Give me my money back, or im shittin in the Well"

"Many guys bring gloves, Fuck that bring a bat"

HAHA. I can't decide my favorite

[flyboy8492]

PULL OVER, PULL OVER, PULL IT OVER!!!

[anubis418]

OMG this guy is the greatest comedian ever

[KevinSchoeppe]

@anubis418 was...

[TrojanTurtle]

@KevinSchoeppe nuh uh still is, because he is still alive in his words and he is IMMORTAL in my heart.

[evilemetblack]

@anubis418 yeah... i mean richard pryor was funny but carlin was THE best.

[korekel]

ARE YOU OPEN ON THURSDAY!!?!??!

[Eestlaneonvisa]

THAANK YOOUU !!!!! :D

[flyboy8492]

AND RUN!!!! LET THEM FIGURE IT OUT

[109367]

yes . . .

[emgunnar]

@korekel why yes we are

THAANNNKKK YOOUUU!!!!

[LeftHandedDude20]

@korekel THANK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dusan0098]

@korekel YES

[flembagg966]

@korekel Yes!

[MrMasonx742]

@korekel ive done that lol