Nitori no Uta (Kappa Nitori) ~ [English Subs and Romaji]

[Hanyuuuuuuu]

so the moral of this song is eat your cucumbers kids or else a kappa will eat you 

[kaizerdiriou]

Somehow the original song from the game seems to fit better with the singer's voice here. I wouldn't have them make it any other way for this song.

[Metroid338]

I'mma go out to the lake and tie a cucumber role to a fishing pole and se a few box traps and catch me a Nitori for a few hours.

[maychanx31]

Someone get me a cucumber roll asap! Nitori wants me to have one so I must!

[Szriko]

wat anime is this

[monkario12fan12]

@Szriko It's a game, not an anime. The game is called Touhou Projects. SisterOfScarletDevil explains it better.

[devilman1996]

hmmm i know how the misfortune keep spining around....

[LexiLuv47]

I know this ssong in English, Japanese and I'm teaching myself the dance~

[didusayleek]

ヾ(＞ワ＜)ノ♪ 

[MasterVictini]

does it really say cucumber roll?!?!?!

[HaloGnerd]

Nitori is slowly climing towards my favorite list... I must observe this anomaly some more. l3

[ashluver34]

im suprised none of them changed sex in 2 seconds ITS A RECORD

[karrobher]

Got to love Eromame's illustrations.



[Recks95]

Spin Hina, Spin, was too freaking funny here xD

[ANDRESTAMP1]

Nitori x Hina <3

[GabbyVocaloidGirl44]

...of course I think it's miku... DAWW *dances*

[burnerthehedgehog]

@GabbyVocaloidGirl44 uhh, this is Nitori, not Miku...

[GabbyVocaloidGirl44]

@burnerthehedgehog I know XD Silly youtube person!

[ShiniPanda64]

@eyescoldlemonade You cannot unhear IOSYS. It is just that infectious. Now sit back, enjoy some Kappa-maki, and enjoy the show.

[john88blue]

which remilia remix was he referring to? O.o

[Shintear]

@john88blue Remilia☆Destiny

[TheMusicofGensokyo]

I am fairly certain that the artist of the song is Meramipop (aka Merami from Foreground Eclipse... and the person who sang Kero9Destiny)

[SisterOfScarletDevil]

@TheMusicofGensokyo Ahh really? Thanks! :)

[marin0the0magus]

@SisterOfScarletDevil I'm pretty sure the artist who did this is eromame, look for it in danbooru, it's the same artist who did convictor yamaxanadu.

[Zefryn]

I'm loving nitori now!! so cute!! :D (and smart as hell...)

p.s. *presses the subscribe button*

[Yawnaru92]

You get more than you pay for with Nitori? hope she works in the red light district...

[Charmingsheperd]

among all of the 42,650 viewers only 1 hate? LOL??!!

[LLS12341]

THAT NITORI IS A SPY! (I just love saying that X3)

[WitchNiaMoon]

I think in touhou 10, the heroiens are pretty lucky that they run into friendly youkai like Hina, Aya, and Nitori, because i'm positive there are much stronger- and meane r youkai on that mountain

[tsubasaotorifangirl]

swamp kappas are pretty cute <3

[tsubasaotorifangirl]

i don't see how you could get more than you pay for with a girl who mauls swamp kappas and likes cucumber more than humans :O

[1xoACEox1]

what the hell is this!!!! i found it by accident, but i cant help it, i love it!!!!!

[SisterOfScarletDevil]

Really? Someone uploaded this onto Nico Nico Douga and is claiming it as theirs >.> I have no idea what to do... nicovideo[dot]jp/watch/sm13019­268

[PatetoJH]

Cutest Thing ever

[Draculaura210]

Love the song but is thisa anime or another version of volcaloid

[SisterOfScarletDevil]

@Draculaura210 Not an anime or Vocaloid. It's based on a series of games called Touhou Project. It's a type of bullet hell game. Search it up on here or on Google to get better results~ :3

[117starpower]

@SisterOfScarletDevil like hell of a load of magic stuff flyin everywhere frm some kind of artifact that shoots the stuff? or like bullets flyin everywhere from guns'n' shit?

[SisterOfScarletDevil]

@117starpower Well let's put it this way. Flying girls use magic to shoot bullet-like objects at you and pretty much try to shoot you out of the sky. However, if that doesn't make sense (which I guarantee it doesn't to you =P) then just search Touhou Gameplay here on YouTube. You'll see what I mean if you do.

[117starpower]

@SisterOfScarletDevil dont worry cause i've seen hell of a load of magic shooting girls that flies in the sky and im serious and i have seen it and i have seen one just now so dont you worry about that cause i've seen that:P plenty of it

[aut316]

@SisterOfScarletDevil Not to troll but uh Why would some one be here if they didn't know touhou (better yet or Nitori)

[SisterOfScarletDevil]

@aut316 I dunno. But how do most of us come across Touhou for the first time? I bet the most common answer would be "random videos of it on YouTube." That's how I found out about Touhou :3

[jwebb232]

@Draculaura210 WHAT IS THIS?!! how DARE you confuse Touhou and Vocaloid with eachother?!!

... raging aside, let me know if you want to know more about touhou ... my knowledge is moderate, so ...

[TheCookingmaster]

im trying to think of who that chick is that gives cucumber rolls to nitori. its either hinarin or miracle hinickle.

[SPI014]

@TheCookingmaster Hina. a curse goddess.

[TheCookingmaster]

doesnt kapa mean turtle? i know no japanese whatsoever so..

[RyuuzakiHideki619]

@TheCookingmaster no, its a japanese demon thats usually in rivers, lakes, etc.

[TheCookingmaster]

@RyuuzakiHideki619 hahahaha. no really what is it?

[RyuuzakiHideki619]

@TheCookingmaster it's a demon, like I sed!

[PortalShy]

@TheCookingmaster Kappa - A Japanese water demon

Kapa-maki - Cucumber roll

.___.

[797ZAP]

I'm lost. What's this girls name again?

[htfkid2000]

TUBES I SAY! TUBES!!!!!

[TheHamhamman]

kappa kappa nitori~

[shaamat00]

i know but you say bald turtles

also a kappa is commonly described as an hybrid of a turtle and a monkey

[TheHamhamman]

@shaamat00 true but none the less we should all go shoping at the kappa mart

[fuzzbuster007]

i suddenly have a craving for cucumbers

[saiyoucho]

Been trying to find a cd with this song or a high quality mp3 of it for years. It's damn well impossible. It'd be easier to find the singer and the composer to ask for it.

[SisterOfScarletDevil]

@saiyoucho Yeah it is.... I'm in the works of trying to find a higher quality of this video. Then reupload it and hopefully extract the mp3 from it.... Maybe I'll find it! :)

[saiyoucho]

@SisterOfScarletDevil I've seen the video with better audio on a number of times, but it's still a far way from the lossless original. Your best bet would be to look on nicovideo for a better one.

[SisterOfScarletDevil]

@saiyoucho Yeah I've been searching there. Not a lot of luck though.... I'm still searchin though. If it's anywhere else on the internet, it's gotta be on Nico

[awsomeguy808]

@saiyoucho youtube-mp3. org ,,,,,Go there. 

[saiyoucho]

@awsomeguy808 Thanks but it's the exact same thing as ripping it from the video, which will only give me a horrible quality mp3. I'd need a 256kbps bitrate at the least. I think I'll just try to track down the singer and/or circle who made this later.

[SisterOfScarletDevil]

@saiyoucho Psssttt... I found a good one... I'm gonna work on subs tomorrow but here's the vide link: nicovideo[dot]jp/watch/sm13019­268 :3

[saiyoucho]

@SisterOfScarletDevil Hey that is a bit better actually. If I do find the singer/circle later I'll see if I can get the song licensed for a cd in lossless quality. That'd be pretty nice.

[awsomeguy808]

@saiyoucho Oh. Okay. Sorry, I couldn't help!

[saiyoucho]

@awsomeguy808 It's ok. I appreciate the thought. Thank you.

[Itadatimasu]

after seing this...i suddenly want to to try to find a kappa and be friends with it ;_;

[CutesyKitten869]

the kappa in this are cute :3 they look like bald turtles~ X3

[TheHamhamman]

@CutesyKitten869 turtles dont have hair

[Itadatimasu]

@TheHamhamman bald turtles are what all turtles are then?

[shaamat00]

@CutesyKitten869 does turtles have hair?

[TheRetardedVocaloids]

@shaamat00 thats not a turtle , its a Kappa

[TheSonicblur]

and they say nitori is a shy kappa she made hina spin non-stop

[eyescoldlemonade]

*Alice's theme starts playing* Me: "WHY WHY WHY DON I MISS YOU A ROT FOREVAH"

*Reisen's theme starts playing* Me: "O-OVERDRIVE O-O-OVERDRIVE!"

*Murasa's theme starts playing" Me: "KETSU ANKAAA!"

*Remilia's theme starts playing* Me: "REMI REMI REMI AA-UU AA-UU AA!"

*Nitori's theme starts playing* Me: KAPPA-PA KAPPA-PA NITORI!"

What are these remixes doing to me? 0.0

[jwebb232]

@eyescoldlemonade you messed up on Remi's .... it's "remi remi remi li au au a" or "remi remi remi ri au au a" (in short you forgot the ri/li)

[ArmezhiaTakashi]

@eyescoldlemonade

Have you listened to "no life queen MMD" yet? That one's stuck in me. Remilia's theme.

[Auron313]

@eyescoldlemonade YES!!! EXACTLY LOOOOL xD I saw all that videos too lol

[TheGoomba98]

@eyescoldlemonade Hypnosis?

[UberGamer1030]

@eyescoldlemonade It's all part of Japans plan man! They're gonna fill our head with anime and gaming stuff and take over our mind maaaaaaaaan! We gotta fight it maaaaaaaaaaaaan!

[LukeDeathbane]

@UberGamer1030 why fight? ill gladly let them take over the world

[123gamergirl]

@eyescoldlemonade I think you missed one.

*Reimu's IN theme starts playaing* NEKO MIKO REIMU AI SHITERU!

[GentlemanAeon777]

@eyescoldlemonade

Shikieiki's Theme: DANZAI!

Reimu's theme: NEKO MIKO RE-I-MU~

KAgome Kagome: USATEI~



[ExzcellionGamma]

@GentlemanAeon777 WTF was that last one? O.o

[Mespritroth]

@GentlemanAeon777 whenever I hear Remilias, I always hear 'KORE WA ABUNAIIIIII' and imagine pervy sakuya. >>

[akototemp]

@eyescoldlemonade Sorry for late, late reply, but could you link me to Murasa's and Remilia's theme remixes? Can't find them.

[alapso]

@akototemp

"Captain Murasa's Ass Anchor" and "Remilia Destiny"

[akototemp]

@alapso Thanks. Wonder how I never heard of those, even by searching...

[Mespritroth]

ZOMG TEH KAPPAS

I WANT TO TAKE THEM HOME!!!!!

[geckorus10]

@Mespritroth Kappa try to kill you at midnight on a full moon.

[Mespritroth]

@geckorus10 even with cucumbers D:?

[technocrazed1618]

YAY KAPPAS! XD

[takulu64]

how is nitori and hina related?

somewon answer

[DrewDrawDrawnMiki]

@takulu64 They live at the same place.

[takulu64]

@DrewDrawDrawnMiki seriously

hina lives in a dark forest yet nitori lives in a waterfall which dosent seem to have a forest around it

oh it actually does

so they are like neighbours i guess?

[DrewDrawDrawnMiki]

@takulu64 Well, yeah. That's what I was trying to say. And their both in MOF, wasn't Hina Nitori's midboss of viceversa?

[SisterOfScarletDevil]

@DrewDrawDrawnMiki Nah, Hina was her own midboss, as was Nitori

[takulu64]

@DrewDrawDrawnMiki

@SisterOfScarletDevil

well yea i mean then i woud have known their relationship

anyway what is hina is she a youkai or god ?

and is nitouri really a kappa?

anyway is hina really a god though?

[SisterOfScarletDevil]

@takulu64 Mhm. Hina's the goddess of misfortune.

[takulu64]

@SisterOfScarletDevil but reimu says she is a youkai so im unsure

[Inukazan]

@takulu64 The term Youkai is used for anything mythical in anysort of sense in this way Hina who is a curse god is also technically a youkai

[takulu64]

@Inukazan but youkai meens demon does it not or does it mean mythical beast and does that meen that gods are technically youkai and reimu wants to exterminate gods and sanae is not youkai exterminating cause she has a god ???????????

[Inukazan]

@takulu64 Oni is ther Japanese word for demon (at least one of them) Here give me a post I'll send you the definition of youkai

[Inukazan]

@takulu64 Youkai (妖怪) is a term mostly associated with Japanese folk creatures and ghosts. The term can also apply broadly to anything that is a supernatural being or legend, from any culture. Because there are thousands of stories of magical beings around the world, the different types of youkai are endless. Fairies, vampires, oni, and nekomata can all be found in Gensokyo.

[takulu64]

@Inukazan so all these things are youkai so why is reimu exterminating these youkai

[Inukazan]

@takulu64 Youkai have a habit of attacking annoying or eating Humans her job is to get them to stop bieng such a nuisance.

[takulu64]

@Inukazan

so reimu would even exterminate a god to do this and since anything counts as a youkai reimu job is literally to exterminate anywon attacking,annoying and/or eating humans or such

so why does reimu beet up random youkai such as saturi and hina

[Inukazan]

@takulu64 First off Exterminate is a harsh and inacurate word she just beats em up a bit nothing to bad and Reimu apparently doesn't have much patience and will attack anything that gets in her way. I'm not particulary a Reimu fan so someone who is might have a better answer.

[takulu64]

@Inukazan but she says she exterminates people

and if thats true isnt she like the ultimate sadistic creature

[burnerthehedgehog]

@takulu64 i think she uses "exterminate" as an umbrella term for "beat the tar out of"

[Inukazan]

@takulu64 She uses Danmaku which is non-lethal no one dies. 

[Inukazan]

@takulu64 She uses Danmaku which is non-lethal no one dies.

[takulu64]

@Inukazan thats how i think too i hate to think that touhou charecters can die

[Inukazan]

@takulu64 Canon wise Danmaku is non-lethal it's a way for people to settle their disputes without...I feel like the Touhou wiki now.

[msh11201996]

@Inukazan It's true, apparently not sure whether this is canon or not, but Spell card battles were created for safety and how good danmaku looks is what determines the winner. Back in the PC-98 days, it WAS possible to be killed I believe. They didn't have the spell card rules back then... right? right?

[Inukazan]

@msh11201996 essentually.

[takulu64]

@Inukazan oh so everyone thinks similer

thats good id hate to think touhou char can die

[alize0623]

How many japanese songs are their that tell you to eat or drink something? There is Po Pi Po and now this. WHAT THE HELL!?

[umigainsborough1]

oh poor hina

[KarhsXII]

@commandervulkan

She's a kappa in the same way taht Suika is an oni.

What way is that, exactly? It's probably some sort of magic aura in gensokyo that turns everyone in it into an adorable loli.

[commandervulkan]

Not to sound stupid but.. How is Nitori a kappa exactly?

[Happymasks]

@commandervulkan

The backpack she wears is the equivalent of a kappa shell

[Happymasks]

0:41 hina's telling Marisa to stay away from her woman

[Wobuffet3]

was this animated by the same people who animated familymart?

[SisterOfScarletDevil]

@Wobuffet3 Yups! Eromame made that one too~

[Wobuffet3]

@SisterOfScarletDevil yay, because it is kawaii desu~

[Memphismastermind]

Who also did Danzai Yamaxanadu?

[SisterOfScarletDevil]

@Memphismastermind Yup!

[WitchNiaMoon]

wow. By the looks of it, Hina is sexualy harassing both marisa and nitori in this video

[geckorus10]

lat time I went fishing I put a cucumber roll on the hook just to entertain the thought of catching a Kappa

[TouhouVampires]

who has the cucumbers, has the kappa.

[Charizard632]

Nitori inspired me to eat more cucumbers.

[Vivify705]

There's something weird about a female singing about cucumbers... .________.

[Churroization]

@Vivify705 Not if she's a kappa!

[bluechickadi]

Is that thing at the end an ice cream tornado?

[SisterOfScarletDevil]

@bluechickadi Nope~ Just Hina doing what she's best at X3

[SauruKakera]

@bluechickadi Nope. It's Hina. Spinning.

[xof49]

@bluechickadi It's actually Hina.

Incidentally, this PV looks like it was made by the same group as Danzai Yamaxanadu - same art style.

[Shintear]

@xof49 eromane is the artist.

[SoulOfRandomness]

Nitori and the other kappa are so cute in this :3

[chelseafcrocks82]

This video reminds me of Convictor Yamaxanadu!

[TatharNuar]

Wut. Who disables ratings for a video? 

[SisterOfScarletDevil]

@TatharNuar Sorry I have no clue what happened.... I never disabled them @_@

[Kajiyaification]

@TatharNuar

This video is awesome and we all know it thats why we dont need to rate it.

[diamanterosa21]

Now Nitori can't eat cucumbers D:

[SodaScarletMachine]

I want to be that cucumber

[NintenHedgehog]

I've guessed what this is about a few times but... Cucumbers? Seriously?

Oh, well. Considering it's Touhou, it's not all THAT weird...

[yoshiothehedgehog]

@NintenHedgehog Kappa. Cucumbers. Not weird at all.

[TwilightChao]

Huh, coding exploded. Anyway, the ending is also a pun of sorts. The kanji for "ijou" changes, changing the meaning to "There's somethings strange with Nitori's prices", roughly.

[TwilightChao]

I can translate the written stuff. c: I'm probably wrong somewhere, I'm sure it's about 98% correct.

Marisa: Hey, Nitori! Look at this!

(Background: Ta-daaaa~)

M: I came 'cause I found this awesome castanet! It looks like a regular castanet, but it makes a bunch of different sounds!

Nitori: Woah, cool!

M: And that's not all. Even in battle, the sounds have some high-tech function included!

N: Wooow, neat!!

(Continued)

[biglippy36]

This looks a wee too bit like Kurumi Ponchio

[LittleMissLucky2009]

Thank you. we all needed this splash of MOTHER FLIPPING ADORABLENESS in our lives. ^w^

[DeborahNg24]

man,this artist draw Touhou except of Vocaloid(I'm not complaning)

[SimonFallheart]

I lol'd hard. we need more touhou PV's like that. Not complicated feelings or unnecessary plots.

Yay!

[jamesbondkid2001]

Alright... I'm not usually one to request a download link, because I know how to use Google, and I often run about searching for the download myself, thus saving time for the uploader.

However, all I could find out there was the less-then-stellar MMD versions, or the version that was made on crack (don't ask).

So please, do you have a download link? I really like this song, and would love to listen to it on the go.

[n0hav0cyet16]

This is just too cute. *McGrin*

[comedylov]

This should be a commercial for Cucumber rolls.

[gaaraloner]

"Hey, Nitori!"

"Look at this! 「？？？」 (Rough) Have you even seen anything like it?"

I could try translating?

[SisterOfScarletDevil]

@gaaraloner Awww! Thanks for trying! If you want to, you can translate but you don't have to. I thought it was something like that

[CronistImperialis]

she looka like kappa miku ! kappa kappa kappa

[funny0anime0lover]

When They say, the way to a guy's heart is his stumch, I didn't think that applied to girls too.

[SisterOfScarletDevil]

@funny0anime0lover Well, I don't see why not~ :)

[funny0anime0lover]

@SisterOfScarletDevil Well, I DO love chocolate~!

[nicolegracie09]

Hina: FOREVER ALONE ; _ ;

[Cinnamonroll87]

When she says "Kappa Nitori" It sounds like she's speaking in Russian saying "Pamagiti" which means "Help me" in Russian. LOL.

[Bablet16]

I watched with while eating a cucumber roll

[KazuyaRazuKazama]

You know... every time I watch this, I just think to myself. "Wow... such an epic video for it to be strictly about a weird devotion to cucumbers(o-o)..."

[totallytangelos]

FFFFF- Why did you not allow this on mobile?!

ಥ_ಥ

[hexkirn]

Would it be possible to translate the written parts in the video as well?

[SisterOfScarletDevil]

@hexkirn I could try... I don't really know Japanese but I'll give it a shot

[hexkirn]

@SisterOfScarletDevil

Guess I should be extra grateful then ^^

I'm just not sure how to interprete the video itself without knowing what they are saying xD

[2wingedman]

This made me realize that the name Kappa-Mikey was a play on cucumber rolls

[SonicChaocc]

Must. Obey. Nitori, Must. Eat. Cucumber rolls