Morning Wood

[pch058]

A Sudden Rush Of Blood To The Head?

[rocktoohardcore]

ok let's see. I wake up at 12pm and start researching politics and the growth of the world's economy, by 2pm I end up in this side of youtube. How does that happen? Conspiracy?

[codmaster541]

I used to have morning wood like you then I took an arrow to the penis

[HardTomOn]

i always got it at school dances. back in 95 when i went to bingham high, everyone called me "Hard On Tom". now im a CONtractor that doesn't pay my bills. the state revoked my license. my house on the hill in draper forclosed. my secretary (aka my mommy) has to warn me when creditors are looking for me. i keep changing my company name too. do you think i have "integrity"??? HT--utah.

[kushkilla17]

i got morning wood one time now my grandma is dead

[Nickmaster8811]

omg as koopakungfu would say he got an INSTA BONER

[Gthealpha1]

robot chicken

[gidmesh]

where can i get the lyrics?

[XxBlackMan211xX]

get away weird youtube

[analmonkeysarereal]

WHAT THE HELL IM IN THE WEIRD SIDE OF YOUTUBE AGAIN

[bluemusicfreak10]

i'll take that morning wood.....syke...

[ewed2]

Oh Morning Wood *Fap*Fap*Fap*Fap*Fap*

[spartanTULLY]

RIP, YOU WILL BE MISSED



[TheGrieco420]

I HAVE MORNING WOOD RIGHT NOW

[williamhottel4]

mom should neber be involved in the morn wood

[kohstamojahn]

a Grammy is in order

[nick95kala]

your mom is fucking jacked

[shadowontheson]

i know you just watched dancing with a man

[enriqueuret]

i curse you WI-FI!!!!!! I CURSE YOU!!!!!!

[Amatheiya]

can someone please help me find this song??? i heard it years ago on the bob & tom show in california. it was a parody of the mighty mighty bosstones song "the impression that i get" but it talked about morning wood. it was NOT rodney carrington so please do not suggest him. i've been trying to find it for ages, can anyone help me?

[mrtundra45]

youtube is a scary place...................

[sirfender8]

we meet again 240p

[TheYamaharider1]

Damn Brian! got over 2 million views!

[tcw00]

Lol

[SongManiac56]

He should get that checked out!

[theChipmunkCheeks]

How the hell did I get from fighting stick figures to this?

[Jediknight232]

funny stuff dude

[themirrorsofmymind]

ICEMANatGT posted a vid with real MW.

[pr0ipro9]

Lmfao

[SquareGameplay]

LOL U CANT ROLL OVER WITH A MORNING WOOD OUCH

[doggie23100]

To the comment with big letters DAMN

[HEisKENTH]

cute!

[dannys2222]

MY HOT BOYFRIEND HAS A BIG UNCUT COCK THAT IS OVER 12 INCHS LONG AND EVERY MORNING I HAVE TO SUCK HIS COCK TO GET HIS WOOD DOWN AGAIN !

[saph2104]

@dannys2222 Okay DANNYs2222. Faggot.

[dannys2222]

@saph2104 SHUT UP U UGLY CRACK WHORE BITCH! U NEED TO GET OFF WELFARE AND DRUGS AND HELP UR CRACK WHORE MAMA PAY THE RENT BY U SELLING UR CHEAP DIRTY ASS ON THE STREETS AGAIN!

[saph2104]

@dannys2222 Considering none of that's true, why should I possibly see this as an insult? You need to grow up.

[dannys2222]

@saph2104 ITS ALL TRUE! I KNOW MEN WHO HAVE SLEPT WITH U FOR PAY AND DRUGS!

[saph2104]

@dannys2222 Okay. Sure..

[Assassin19955]

lol

[Motopsycho96]

Lawlz, before the extra 5 minutes were to get some sleep, now it's to let the boner tranquilize haha

[abcdefghi75767]

Freakin hilarious...ill take care of ur mourning wood

[fitnessnomatterwhat]

i hate when you wake up and you have a huge pee boner

[Joshy88603]

@fitnessnomatterwhat I know and its also called a piss fat :D

[antMANscochiey]

Every guy gets morning wood. Get the fuck over it tards.

[samhainaz]

WOW ITS HUGE!

[andyandnick]

did u write this song urself?

[verysoliy]

my boyfriend was complaining about the state of my hole so i recently got it bleached. my boyfriennd and my freinds are really happy with the outcome and i am thrilled with the extra attention that i am getting.

[xLightningWolFx]

I felt everyone of those painful moments... just from watching this... e_o

[jocafofocas]

hahahahahahahhaahahahahaahahah­aha

[bobbywthrs]

thumbs up if you searched morning wood

[ckyjck]

Stupid

[1996JkK1]

lol its a kickstand joke

[omega311888]

lol

[speedyprocrastinator]

NIce!!!! hahaha!

[smartdon007]

watch my video response to this video to c how u c treat morning wood !!

[rabbitears2006]

What a fucking retard. Every normalmanis hard in tje am

[TheAmazingLPs]

588 people lost their shlong.

[Dramanela]

???

[mamaheike10]

Sowas Verrücktes hab ich schon lange nicht mehr gesehen ......ich hab schon Seitenstechen vor lachen ...na ja ...sind halt Männer ( Jungs ).....;-)....

[mamaheike10]

Sowas Verrücktes hab ich schon lange nicht mehr gesehen ......ich hab schon Seitenstechen vor lachen ...na ja ...sind halt Männer ( Jungs ).....;-)

[AsherBenjamin3000]

LMFAO!! THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS I GIVE YOU MY MORNING WOOD HEAD UP!!

[luvs2parkour]

hah what a small dick XD 

[TheAndron55]

you were quite generous on size in the beginning

[camillekatrina]

Ok, the ad for gay singles popping up in the corner of my screen with this clip is just... disturbing. Computers are hilarious!

[DevonBennett8]

Male 45-54

Male 35-44

Male 55-64

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[MattSvH]

look at the likes

[bulgegayporn]

lol

[135034pcti]

4 some reason my mornin wood is bigger than my usual erection why is that?

[xSECTORx9x]

Is that Ian and Anthony from smosh at 56 seconds

[donovanswife42]

This video sucks and isn't funny at all

[TheAmazingLPs]

@donovanswife42 You suck and you aren't funny at all.

[graemea67]

this is basically shit

[englishhorndude]

I can help with that!

[glisenti516]

did you film this with a toaster

[cavemannelson1]

its because you have an erotic dream even if you dont remember it

[jsc1215]

Morning wood rocks!

[Protaholyadin]

Honestly I wake up with morning wood maybe %85 of the time. Question for guys. Have you ever rolled over on it?!?! I mean that shit wakes you up if your not already awake!

[yinyang1530]

It's nothing serious. According to a few sites, studies have been done all over the country, and most men have several erections in their sleep.

[tiger550]

comment 4 the rsaddey - its not spelt blatter. also, there is no muscle in the penis. please, get your facts and spelling correct.

[larzakajugganot]

@tiger550

well dumb ass

spelled is not spelt

so git your spelling right

[1adityabhosale1]

I can't go out till its gone

[Zeigster]

K the size of that dick is exaggeratingly huge.

[jaguar123987x]

@Zeigster no it's not, he's the man who has the second longest dick in the world....

[TheAbdullah4168]

i think its cause when u sleep and u want to pee ur body hold hold it thats way when u wake up u get a boner just go pee and it gonna be normal

[itskayleighbaby]

Awesome!

[skaterkid429]

LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mark26111984]

Funny vid. But I should rename it to morning baseball bat...

[ThePinkqueen9]

why have almost 2 million people clicked on this?????

[jamestargetedindiv]

Watch a Pre-January 8th copy of Inception. Listen closely when the actors say imagine, reality, safe, and envelope, or point pistols. You'll hear the words, Loughner, offin' her, part of the word Giffords, and much more. Listen closely and spread this message.

[pwsosbar]

haha that's funny

[copperhead112]

this should be on itunes

[angbblue]

It's because your testosterone level are elevated first thing in the morning silly.

[hotcrazychicks808]

this is great

[ALLENK1313]

my girlfriend likes my morning wood ;) haha

[BUTTERSG123]

I typed in Exercise ball fails to this?

[windbreaker109]

i hate wen that happenss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[a2hunts]

1:34 That's What it sounds like when I Orgasm in the middle of the night while sleeping.I then wake up and do that.

[MDkid1]

wow....if his wood is really that big....

[jaredtheavenger]

he broke his fuckin dick

[tombraidertuff]

this sounds like some old child song lol

[sheru7meraa7naam]

0:30 LOLL

[guyslovebj]

@TheGreatPurpleCrayon lmfao!

[DaOttqzerrr17]

Happens to me every day

[vietnamesepplbbqcats]

a child molester is 17 times more likely to be homosexual than heterosexual.

3Larry Burtoft, The Social Significance of Homosexuality: (Colorado Springs: Focus on the Family, 1994), 64, 90.

[auaiao9]

@vietnamesepplbbqcats are you telling on yourself? Where do you get your "facts"?

[vietnamesepplbbqcats]

@auaiao9 • Using phallometric tests to calculate the proportion of pedophiles among various groups of sex offenders & taking into consideration reported mean numbers of victims per offender group, the ratio of homosexual to heterosexual pedophiles was calculated to be 11:1. This suggests the proportion of pedophiles among homosexual persons is 11 times greater than that in persons who develop heterosexually. Freund K, Watson Dept of Sexology, Institute of Psychiatry, Toronto,Ont.

[MrBoxerbound]

@vietnamesepplbbqcats You and your facts are LYING, 98 percent of child molesters are heterosexual.

[xshanbardsx]

don't kid yourself.. its not that big...

[Ronman00203]

when i get married ill make my wife chop the morning wood everyday

[AJHatton237]

wow wired

[HustlenFlow204]

I swear sometimes my dick is up before me in the morning

[0pracyloh0]

@HustlenFlow204 That happens to me every morning..

[The123musiclover]

@HustlenFlow204 IKR? Can't beat my own junk up at times

[zugarpies]

gotta say, just learned in psychophysiology- mens sexual arousal-level reaches its peak at about 5AM til 7AM =) No wonder men always wants morning sex...

[killshot13000]

@zugarpies haha im 13 and wake up with a boner every day...it sucks dick

[bigboydubstep]

@zugarpies hell yeah morning sex is the shit

[hunterttwwdi]

lol... Will you send me a message with the lyrics!!!???



[o0DeathStrike0o]

a fuckin gay

[milovela1983]

wakey wakey stop playin with your snaky!!!

[OMGITSFRIEDCHIKIN13]

first off, if it was that big, they wouldn't be laughing, they would be mumbling something to theirselfs about theirs not getting that big.

[13BJG]

??????

[xxsavannahwebbxx]

why did u make this?? ahaha

[dudeproductions100]

if I woke up to that I would be like "quick someone get me a chick to make love to"

[MrROTD]

I call it my Man-Alarm cos it always wakes me up early lol

[pwndu90]

lol what is Dramatic Celebrity FAIL?!?!?!?

[newguyjerk]

ha! sexiest thing I've seen since Hugh Jackman in "Dramatic Celebrity FAIL" lol!!!!!!

[AliceJet1]

@newguyjerk DO YOU HAVE A LINK?

[newguyjerk]

@AliceJet1 i'm sure you could search "dramatic celebrity fail" and it would come up. I don't know how to post a link but It's on the youtube channel called "AmericanFilmProdComp"

[JaimeLe50s]

LOL! :P

[monroepq]

Wow this is a sexy vid.

[DavRainbow6]

DUDE your moms HOT!

[karana808]

This is fuckin Halarious!!!!!!

[sexyjeszie4u]

kaloka amn sa morning wood

[moronmatt1]

This is brill! For another good morning wood song search ' morning wood song sing it' in YouTube search bar

[selx13]

lmao

[Lbtootsieroll1]

Wierdly that was pretty hot?

[SmexiiStevie]

his mum looks like miss man

[theshadowfag]

i think it will feel better when i wrap my lips around it.

[fran9860]

@theshadowfag I GOT SOMETHING YOU CAN WRAP UR LIPS AROUND.

[Justcodmod2]

My morning woodshop id bigger than usual

[TheChristiaan404]

Nice

[zauberflote1]

stupid! stupid! stupid!

[lebanese996]

WoW! That was just Awkawwwwwwwwwwwrd!

[Warionstar]

that was pretty hot :)

[PorscheB06]

LOLOLOL

[derabo]

lol this always happen to me every morning can anyone give me a reason why?

[rsaddey]

@derabo God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

It happens all night repeatedly and only when you wake up you'll be able to notice it. Its scientific name is Nocturnal Penile Tumescence. The real why is not yet understood. My personal opinion: It's just a convenient period of your every day life for your penis to perform work-outs without distracting less pleasurable but still required actions (earn money).

[derabo]

@rsaddey ehm... thanks man :D

[TheBastianNo]

@rsaddey actually the "real why" IS understood: it is simply because the pressure of your blatter is very high in the morning and so your penis muscles get contracted so you don't pee your bed at night. maybe you noticed when you get up and go to the bathroom that you can't pee if you don't wait till it's gone.

[slickrick9009]

@TheBastianNo Wanted to point out some things. The penis works the other way around. Muscles relax to allow blood to flow through and become erect. They contract to stop the blood flow and it becomes flaccid. Secondly, it's not bladder pressure. You get multiple erections throughout the night whether you need to pee or not. But, why it's hard to pee while erect is: when you're erect muscles (urethral sphincter) constrict to cut off access to the bladder so semen can't, well, go the wrong way.

[slickrick9009]

@TheBastianNo So, there is a reason for it, and what you were thinking makes sense. But, it's not quite right. And, lastly, so I don't sound like a know-it-all ass, I thought you were right and looked into it. After some research I found out what I told you. Just thought I'd share. So, I didn't know either. Finally: very funny video!! definitely a thumbs-up!

[vistaprime]

@TheBastianNo most men get it whether they need to pee or not.

[Lolaxas]

@TheBastianNo Very nice, often wondered about my boyfriends morning willy :)

[TheBastianNo]

@Lolaxas the poor boy :) don't blame him !!

[ALLENK1313]

@TheBastianNo then how do chicks not pee the bed?

[TheBastianNo]

@ALLENK1313 just because chicks don't have a penis doesn't mean they don't have muscles on their genitals. women neither suffer from incontinence during the day nor at night because they have muscles to hold back the emiction as well. the only difference is: the female genitals can't get erected obviously.

[Mark26111984]

@TheBastianNo: You're not quite right with yor last line. Female genitals can get erect, but their external parts are smaller than the male version. So It's not so clearly visible as a male erection.

[TheBastianNo]

@Mark26111984 you could of course see it like that !

[jaguar123987x]

@Mark26111984 not so clearly, wtf man, of course they don't, that's why they sit down and pee, not stand up like we men, all the bitches say hey, HO,

santa says HO HO HO lol

[mounsteres]

@TheBastianNo I can pee and i dont wait for it to be gone ;)

[TheBastianNo]

@mounsteres for real ?? well i know i can't ....maybe you're special :D

[jimbizzzale67123]

@TheBastianNo

I piss with a full hard on all the time, it just takes alot longer.

[jaguar123987x]

@TheBastianNo wow that would explain my bed wetting, thx like a lot, I think I have a limp dick or smth any cure for that dick doctor lol more whacking and energy drinks maybe

[MrDjyno]

this shit gay 

[reDhorse681]

HD PLZ?

[r0llskyay0]

thats some serious song writing skills 'when he rolled over, he broke his fuckin dick'

[srinivaskari]

lol.....haha

[dajex16]

hahahahaha

[weinerdog2000]

Need the HD version and the music video!