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so theres a brunette standing on the side of the road, she keeps saying 98 over and over, then a blonde sees her and says,"Hey! That looks like fun! Can I try?", then they're both saying 98 over and over again on the side of the road, then the brunette says,"Hey! You know what would be more fun? If you went out in the road and say it!", then the blonde walks in the middle of the road,"98, 98, 98-", BAM! the blonde gets hit by a car! then the brunette says, 99
press 1:mom eating dolphin 2: for brody staring at the screen strangely 3: for your mom with fat in the background 4: press this repeatedly to see your mom swimming in water 5:well...you already know that 6:brody doing push ups 7:for the first top funny joke 8:for the second top comment 9:for the third best comment 0:to redo this epic video
Yo Mama's so fat, I went Greece, let her go scuba diving and 2 things cleared away the other tourists: 1) I YELLED "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" BEFORE SHE ROSE! 2) WHEN SHE ROSE, THE REST OF THE TOURISTS WERE WASHED AWAY BY THE TSUNAMI SHE CAUSED!!!!!!!! BOO-YAH!!!!
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS f6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SCARRY CUZ ITWORK
yo mama so fat she broke in and out of a house at the same time.. yo mama is so stupid she locked her self inside a motorcycle. you mama is so fat that when she stepped in the a scale it said to be continued..
yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale she said i want my weight not my phone number!
yodayody 3 days ago 2
yo mama so stupid she thought M&Ms was a puzzle
bigukkatfan 1 week ago
Yo mama so fat she couldn't fit into a plane.
298enterprise 1 week ago
yo mamas so fat, when she went on the scales it said "to be continued..."
KonvictGamer 1 week ago
To mama so stupid she puts lipstick on her forhead t make up her mind
TheLolipopluver 1 week ago
yo mamas so fat shes taller laying down!
MrPokeManCard 1 week ago in playlist FAT JOKES 5
yo momma's so black, she was marked absent in her night school!
KickLakesha 2 weeks ago
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Baller0398 3 weeks ago
Your mamas so fat I took a picture on christmas of her and it's still printing.
TheSuzzy34 3 weeks ago
Yo mamma so fat Bitch got her own AREA CODE - SG1 FAT BITCH
SG1 = STARGATE = coz she fatter then the universe , fat bitch....
stevenagebenwhite 3 weeks ago in playlist FAT JOKES
1fff
cheesemewithsause 3 weeks ago
@mmokev lol
TonyLB46 4 weeks ago
Yo' Momma So Ugly...She's The Reason Waldo's Hiding!
saberscorpion102 4 weeks ago in playlist FAT JOKES
@saberscorpion102 already done
shooterman645 1 week ago
yo mama so ugly Medusa turned to stone.
sayhi2us 1 month ago in playlist FAT JOKES
your mommas so fat, when she went skydiving, NASA thought the moon was falling
iskidderz 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
You Mama So Stupid She Thought Youtube Was You Going Through A TUBE!
TakerTV1 1 month ago in playlist FAT JOKES
Yo momma so fat.. Her pants size is umm uum Bitch lose some weight!!
mickeyd0671 1 month ago
Yo momma so fat that she made Charles Darwin think that we evolved from dinosaurs.
mmokev 1 month ago in playlist FAT JOKES
Yo momma so old, when she got into the fountain of youth, it said... -This is'nt a time machine- and threw her out
HeroOfLostSouls 1 month ago
Yo mammo is so poor that when you walked in hetr house you were already at the back yard
lviry27 1 month ago
One question: why would ANYONE wanna ride on a fat chick?!
Dracunofly 1 month ago
Yo mama is so fat, cause I give her a cookie each time I bang her.
Muklar26 1 month ago
Yo mama so stupid that when i told her to go buy a tv she came back and asked what color.
Bryson6086 1 month ago
Yo mama so fat when she gave birth to you the hostpital had to call a search party to find you
stickdudeshooter 1 month ago
Yo mama so fat that when she ordered a waterbed they had to put a blanket over the ocean!!!!
RoxyGirls1000 1 month ago
Yo mama is so fat when she gets on the elavator it only goes down
XCWixslimxi 1 month ago
YO mama SO FAT, Boomer Fell in love with her.
TheLego662 1 month ago
yo mama is so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit
minimessi32 1 month ago in playlist FAT JOKES
@minimessi32 Already done
Dancingdude8 1 month ago in playlist FAT JOKES
Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on a mountain she made it a dark hole
Q8GHOST111 1 month ago
yo mamas so old she new burger king while he was still a prince
TheDriftking45 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
a whale of a good time! YEAH!!!!
Danyelle2345 1 month ago
yo mama so stupid she's the real reason angry birds are so angry
JohnCenationinSaw 1 month ago
press 1 rapidyly. That's what your mom did last night.
MrAwesomesauce101 1 month ago
press 4 then 5 to see what I did to your mom last night.
MrAwesomesauce101 1 month ago
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MrAwesomesauce101 1 month ago
BLONDE JOKE: (no rudeness intended)
so theres a brunette standing on the side of the road, she keeps saying 98 over and over, then a blonde sees her and says,"Hey! That looks like fun! Can I try?", then they're both saying 98 over and over again on the side of the road, then the brunette says,"Hey! You know what would be more fun? If you went out in the road and say it!", then the blonde walks in the middle of the road,"98, 98, 98-", BAM! the blonde gets hit by a car! then the brunette says, 99
imfreakingAWESOM1000 1 month ago
press 6 rapidly to see brody do push ups epicly fast!
EliteArmyz123 1 month ago in playlist FAT JOKES
O my gosh look at 0:25 lol
princessarizona12345 1 month ago
yo mama so stupid her android ran away
BigTPV 2 months ago
HE FUCKED YO MAMMA D:
work1able 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
Yo mamss so fat her butt crak is our equater XD
Stickarmy3509 2 months ago
YO MAMA SOOOO FAT!!!
THAT WHEN SHE PLAYED KING OF THE HILL SHE WAS THE HILL!!!!!!
Truleo795 2 months ago
Yo Mama So Stupid She Tried To Steal A Free Sample
T9Error 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
Yo Mama so Fat That ate the 4H County Fair,during the Summer Fair.
TheRedzGuy 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
yo moma so FAT she climbed over a glass wall just to see wats on the other side
bulli1234561 2 months ago
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WackyMist 2 months ago
Your Momma so fat That God Said Danm Dont let there be light
Pearlharbor1945 2 months ago
your mama is so poor when i came over to your house i staepped on a skate board and she said "hey get off my car!!!"
FallOutGirls101 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
your mama so hairy bigfoot takes pictures of her :D
FallOutGirls101 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
yo mama so fat, when god said "let there be light", they had to ask her to move out the way
nutters2010andco 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
@nutters2010andco
Haha Got that off of WWE!
Think of your own.
BlustWolfCat 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
Yo mama so stupid she looked over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
monsterco111 2 months ago
Yo mama so fat Shamu wishes he had as much blubber as her.
UltimateCenaFan521 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
Yo Momma so fat that Shamu wishes he has as much blubber as her.
UltimateCenaFan521 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
yo mama so fat shamo can fuck her doggy style
mohawkMan60 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
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Yo mama so fat, she caused the earthquake in san francisco in 1906.
TheDeathCrafter 2 months ago
Either hes fucking her or riding o_O
mrXD57 2 months ago
press 4 then 3 for censored
GrammyPanties 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
yo mama so fat thet when she went diving...SHE CAUSED THE TSUNAMI IN JAPAN!
Eminemguy123 2 months ago
your mama so fat that when you went to give her a huge you burned up in her atmosphere
IDKEVERYTHING96 2 months ago
yo mama so fat she has her own moons
TheJuggernaughtify 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
i'm so stupid that i don't get the joke
walinghammedia 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
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Yo mama's so ugly she asked chuck testa if she looked ugly and he said yep
Lightninstrike1 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
Brody,if you are the ones calling our mothers fat,stupid and ugly, why are you saying that she is a "whale of a good time"?
ninjaman2296 2 months ago
@ninjaman2296
Making fun of her IS a whale of a good time!
TurtleShroom 2 months ago
yo mama so fat when she went on the scales it said 1 at a time plz!
MiikeeHDx 2 months ago 30
@MiikeeHDx plz dont steal my joke
Brandumb09 1 month ago
@MiikeeHDx 1 elephant at a time
DylanWFilmsLA 1 week ago
Yomama so STUPID she spit in her cup of water just to add flavor.
rickydfrank1 2 months ago
yo mama is so UGLY her mom said what a tresure and her dad said yea lets go bury her
randomdude175 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
00:24 :P
zeebadboy786 2 months ago
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell off the bed she fell on both side.
10thousandblast 2 months ago
yo mama so fat she goes to the elephant and whale aisle of the zoo to go to a family reunion even though the are all skinner
2905wendy 2 months ago
Yo Mama's so FAT, they think her butt crack's the great divide!!! XD
Fabqueen1000 2 months ago
Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale, her weight was OVER 9000!!!!
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack
Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Yo mama's so dirty, when the wind blows people yell "Sand Storm!!!"
Yo mama is so stupid that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
SuspendedInTimeAUS 2 months ago 8
@SuspendedInTimeAUS bla bla bla
SuperBestguyever 3 weeks ago
@SuspendedInTimeAUS Thats taken from the movie dance flick you stole it from a movie
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yo mama so fat she needs two houses to sleep in
FATALDude1234 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
yo mama so fat she needs two houses to sleep in
FATALDude1234 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
brody, you said my mom was
so fat, she had to find cheatcodes for wii fit,
so ugly, not even goldfish smile back,
so stupid she played "got your nose" with voldermort,
so ugly her pillow cries at night,
so fat she broke the stairway to heaven,
and so stupid she got fired from the m&m's factory for throwing away the W's.
and now you say she's a whale of a good time. that's just wrong man. wrong.
phoenix22567 2 months ago
yo mama so fat when her foot touches the in elevator the overloading alarm goes off
kilkolio 2 months ago
keep on pressing 5 and it sounds like him telling mama to gitty up
carzyglue156 2 months ago
yo mama so fat, whales and elephants get together to talk about how fat she is.
MarveledatMarvel 2 months ago
Whale of a good time!!!! Ya! lol
randomhumor1 2 months ago
Press 9 repeatedly for epic music....press1 for nomming....
T3MASpecOps 2 months ago
Yo mama so old she has an autographed bible!
TheMegamama69 2 months ago 7
Yo mama so old she got god in her yearbook.
Mili123ninja 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
press 1 for poor dolphin.
theman1751 2 months ago
Yo mama is so fat when she stands on a scale IT DIALS HER MOBILE PHONE NUMBER
jaiki3 2 months ago
press 4 to realize what u are
MandLVEVO 2 months ago
onelio1001 2 months ago
yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it
ITrumpetVideos 2 months ago 62
yo mamas so poor when she eats cereal she uses a fork to save milk
William16775 2 months ago
ur mama so fat it only rains cuz she jumps into a pool
kilkolio 2 months ago
Yo mamas so fat bob the builder says i cant fix it ohhhh my moms dead -.-
BabyyCute21 2 months ago
@BabyyCute21 due wtf ._.
viennasausagelova 2 months ago
YO MAMAS SO STUPID SHE WANTED TO EAT AT SONICs AND SHE ATE SONIC
Firepower622 2 months ago
PRESS 5 FOR HARDCORE SEX
FromCroatiaGamer 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
they copieed this from someone else
kookymonstar20 2 months ago
Brody- MY DOLPHINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RainbowMario9915 2 months ago
799 people dnt know comedy
TahaAdhar 2 months ago
Yo mama so fat everyone use her to get an aircon
theboyneedssoul 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the uglys contest they said no proffecinals aloud
lilskeme11 2 months ago
your mama so ugly i cant tell the differance between her ass or her face
Thecherrybomber23 2 months ago
Press 5 to Do your mom
Tehwildycrew 2 months ago
0:25. D:
abibabitv 2 months ago
Yo Mama's so fat, I went Greece, let her go scuba diving and 2 things cleared away the other tourists: 1) I YELLED "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" BEFORE SHE ROSE! 2) WHEN SHE ROSE, THE REST OF THE TOURISTS WERE WASHED AWAY BY THE TSUNAMI SHE CAUSED!!!!!!!! BOO-YAH!!!!
Abominatrix650 2 months ago
Yo mama so fat,that went she goes in the elevator she has to go down
mayajackoh 2 months ago
Don't press 5 if you stilll want to see.
SuperBigdawg247 3 months ago 47
Yo mama so fat the last time the landlord saw her, he doubled the rent.
HuMeiNa1987 3 months ago
yo mama's so fat that when she sneezed atlantis sunk into the ocean
coolish2friends 3 months ago
your momma's so fat when the Koolaid man saw her he said "damn".
merrimac291 3 months ago
This was an horrible joke
DualThunderGunZ 3 months ago in playlist More videos from yomama
@DualThunderGunZ an horrible?
MrDiggityDom 2 months ago
yo mama so fat when she goes to the beach whales jump out of the sea and sing we are family
Mrugotowned112 3 months ago
0:20 pedo
copyrights1000 3 months ago
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YO MAMA SO FAT SHE ATE A MUSHROOM & MADE HER PEEWEE & BOOBS GROW! F**K YOU B**H!
TheSponge278 3 months ago
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE ATE A MUSHROOM HER PEEWEE & BOOBS GREW! F**K YOU B**H!
TheSponge278 3 months ago
3 and 1 makes me lol
Diamondru1 3 months ago
Your mum is so stupid your dad said it was chilly outside so she ran outside with a spoon
LouisaoMCR 3 months ago
Your mama so fat that Dora explores her
101amyski 3 months ago
Guys stop with the chain letter emails fuk it's annoying
Manlife111 3 months ago
Yo mama so stupid, she thew a rock on the ground a missed
MonsterEyes5662 3 months ago
press 4 then 1 for a short story
skatebug 3 months ago
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10 likes ill say it to my friend
20 likes ill say it to my parents
30 like ill say it to my neighbor
40-50 likes ill say it to a stranger
60 or more ill say it to my teachers
xxzackattack 3 months ago
5 for humping yo mama
proman505 3 months ago
yo mama is so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed
dakrunchh 3 months ago
Your mommas so fat, even Dora can't explore her!
JEPstudiosUK 3 months ago
To mama so stupid she was fired from the honey company for putting the bees in the jars INSTED OF THE HONEY!
Epiccake5555 3 months ago
press 5 for EEYYEAHH!!!
ferbfan12 3 months ago
Yo mama so fat that when she stepped on a scale it,said one at a time please
Yo mama so fat that she stepped on a scale and it said to be continued .....t
Gamer67ification 3 months ago
Yo mama so fat her bliod type is ragu
Gamer67ification 3 months ago
yo mamas so fat that venus was the size of her penis
walinghammedia 3 months ago
@walinghammedia Your mom has a penis? In that case, she's not a mom
ZombiesAndThings 3 months ago
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walinghammedia 3 months ago
@walinghammedia lol k
ZombiesAndThings 3 months ago
yo mammas so fat when she walked in front of the TV i missed 4 episodes
TheSilverCookies 3 months ago
press 5 for beer!
Doni7089 3 months ago
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thatguy71821 3 months ago
yo mama so ugly
when she got baptised, the priest said " I quit."
Candyapplegurl555 3 months ago
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DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS f6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SCARRY CUZ ITWORK
TheRectangleMonster 3 months ago
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HawaiianHuber 3 months ago
yo mamas so fat... her blood type is gravy!
friendofotters 3 months ago
yo mama so ugly she makes voldemort look handsome !!!
MultiTOM0101 3 months ago
0:24 SURPRISE BUTT SECKS!
DudePersonThingMan 3 months ago
keep pressing 1 O_O
MrNick958 3 months ago
yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said ∞
ian5iron 3 months ago
Haha, didn't know you were in to fat chicks.
passing2010 3 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
yo mama so stupid she tripped on a wireless phone
DeathIsMagic 3 months ago
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to slam a revolving door XD
gtafanatic1 3 months ago in playlist More videos from yomama
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MYLO THE CAT WAS HERE FACKERS!!!!! SCREW YO MAMA!
SirGreengrunt8 3 months ago
yo mama so fat that when she went on a cruise the biggest ship was too small for her!!!!! CMON!!!!!
TheZeeray 3 months ago
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If you keep pressing 1, you'll very quickly wipe out the entirely dolphin species
just think about....
MrKennybah 3 months ago
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MrKennybah 3 months ago
Yo mama,s so fat if she get at the back of a schoolbus it will make a wheely
MuayThaiMalik 3 months ago
yo momma so fat whn she does push ups she dont go up the world goes down
aughbar98 3 months ago
@aughbar98 xD
TheImbaTroll 3 months ago
yo mama so fat she broke in and out of a house at the same time.. yo mama is so stupid she locked her self inside a motorcycle. you mama is so fat that when she stepped in the a scale it said to be continued..
LONESTAR0011 3 months ago
Yo mamas so fat, she stepped on a scale, and it said "one at a time please."
IronSheep56 3 months ago
yo mama so ugly she when she went to hell she made the devil go to church
RandomAwsomeShows 3 months ago 89
@RandomAwsomeShows OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
sonicGTA 3 months ago
Brody got raped! Press 5 then 6 to see
MasterPlan615 3 months ago
press 1 and FEED YO MAMA!
MasterPlan615 3 months ago 5
Yo mamas so fat she played the stunt devil for the boulder in Indiana Jones
MuffnLahma 3 months ago
Yo mama is so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
T3thegreat1 3 months ago
PRESS 4 THEN 5 FOR THE MOST EPIC BACK-FLIP EVAR
blackopsmaster11 3 months ago
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ImAbigAssPartner 3 months ago
YO MAMA SO FAT she caused the "meanwhile in africa" jokes
NooBHatteR112 3 months ago
yo mama so fat she steped in a scale and her docters numper came up
slapyasilly8411 3 months ago
You mamas so fat I don't have room to finish the joke!
Antlion95 3 months ago
The only thing worse than these Yo Mama videos are the comments below them.
UnleashedFury11 3 months ago
yo mama so oh sorry i cant say nothin bout yo mama cuz you got 2 gay dads
SuperApplesmasher 3 months ago