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  • yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale she said i want my weight not my phone number!

  • yo mama so stupid she thought M&Ms was a puzzle

  • Yo mama so fat she couldn't fit into a plane.

  • yo mamas so fat, when she went on the scales it said "to be continued..."

  • To mama so stupid she puts lipstick on her forhead t make up her mind

  • yo mamas so fat shes taller laying down!

  • yo momma's so black, she was marked absent in her night school!

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  • Your mamas so fat I took a picture on christmas of her and it's still printing.

  • Yo mamma so fat Bitch got her own AREA CODE - SG1 FAT BITCH

    SG1 = STARGATE = coz she fatter then the universe , fat bitch....

  • 1fff

  • @mmokev lol

  • Yo' Momma So Ugly...She's The Reason Waldo's Hiding!

  • @saberscorpion102 already done

  • yo mama so ugly Medusa turned to stone.

  • your mommas so fat, when she went skydiving, NASA thought the moon was falling

  • You Mama So Stupid She Thought Youtube Was You Going Through A TUBE!

  • Yo momma so fat.. Her pants size is umm uum Bitch lose some weight!!

  • Yo momma so fat that she made Charles Darwin think that we evolved from dinosaurs.

  • Yo momma so old, when she got into the fountain of youth, it said... -This is'nt a time machine- and threw her out

  • Yo mammo is so poor that when you walked in hetr house you were already at the back yard

  • One question: why would ANYONE wanna ride on a fat chick?!

  • Yo mama is so fat, cause I give her a cookie each time I bang her.

  • Yo mama so stupid that when i told her to go buy a tv she came back and asked what color.

  • Yo mama so fat when she gave birth to you the hostpital had to call a search party to find you

  • Yo mama so fat that when she ordered a waterbed they had to put a blanket over the ocean!!!!

  • Yo mama is so fat when she gets on the elavator it only goes down

  • YO mama SO FAT, Boomer Fell in love with her.

  • yo mama is so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit

  • @minimessi32 Already done

  • Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on a mountain she made it a dark hole

  • yo mamas so old she new burger king while he was still a prince

  • a whale of a good time! YEAH!!!!

  • yo mama so stupid she's the real reason angry birds are so angry

  • press 1 rapidyly. That's what your mom did last night.

  • press 4 then 5 to see what I did to your mom last night.

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  • BLONDE JOKE: (no rudeness intended)

    so theres a brunette standing on the side of the road, she keeps saying 98 over and over, then a blonde sees her and says,"Hey! That looks like fun! Can I try?", then they're both saying 98 over and over again on the side of the road, then the brunette says,"Hey! You know what would be more fun? If you went out in the road and say it!", then the blonde walks in the middle of the road,"98, 98, 98-", BAM! the blonde gets hit by a car! then the brunette says, 99

  • press 6 rapidly to see brody do push ups epicly fast!

  • O my gosh look at 0:25 lol

  • yo mama so stupid her android ran away

  • HE FUCKED YO MAMMA D:

  • Yo mamss so fat her butt crak is our equater XD

  • YO MAMA SOOOO FAT!!!

    THAT WHEN SHE PLAYED KING OF THE HILL SHE WAS THE HILL!!!!!!

  • Yo Mama So Stupid She Tried To Steal A Free Sample

  • Yo Mama so Fat That ate the 4H County Fair,during the Summer Fair.

  • yo moma so FAT she climbed over a glass wall just to see wats on the other side

  • Your Momma so fat That God Said Danm Dont let there be light

  • your mama is so poor when i came over to your house i staepped on a skate board and she said "hey get off my car!!!"

  • your mama so hairy bigfoot takes pictures of her :D

  • yo mama so fat, when god said "let there be light", they had to ask her to move out the way

  • @nutters2010andco

    Haha Got that off of WWE!

    Think of your own.

  • Yo mama so stupid she looked over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

  • Yo mama so fat Shamu wishes he had as much blubber as her.

  • Yo Momma so fat that Shamu wishes he has as much blubber as her.

  • yo mama so fat shamo can fuck her doggy style

  • Either hes fucking her or riding o_O

  • press 4 then 3 for censored

  • yo mama so fat thet when she went diving...SHE CAUSED THE TSUNAMI IN JAPAN!

  • your mama so fat that when you went to give her a huge you burned up in her atmosphere

  • yo mama so fat she has her own moons

  • i'm so stupid that i don't get the joke

  • Brody,if you are the ones calling our mothers fat,stupid and ugly, why are you saying that she is a "whale of a good time"?

  • @ninjaman2296

    Making fun of her IS a whale of a good time!

  • yo mama so fat when she went on the scales it said 1 at a time plz!

  • @MiikeeHDx plz dont steal my joke

  • @MiikeeHDx 1 elephant at a time

  • Yomama so STUPID she spit in her cup of water just to add flavor.

  • yo mama is so UGLY her mom said what a tresure and her dad said yea lets go bury her

  • 00:24 :P

  • Yo mama is so fat that when she fell off the bed she fell on both side.

  • yo mama so fat she goes to the elephant and whale aisle of the zoo to go to a family reunion even though the are all skinner

  • Yo Mama's so FAT, they think her butt crack's the great divide!!! XD

  • Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale, her weight was OVER 9000!!!!

    Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing

    Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack

    Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

    Yo mama's so dirty, when the wind blows people yell "Sand Storm!!!"

    Yo mama is so stupid that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.

  • @SuspendedInTimeAUS bla bla bla

  • @SuspendedInTimeAUS Thats taken from the movie dance flick you stole it from a movie

  • yo mama so fat she needs two houses to sleep in

  • brody, you said my mom was

    so fat, she had to find cheatcodes for wii fit,

    so ugly, not even goldfish smile back,

    so stupid she played "got your nose" with voldermort,

    so ugly her pillow cries at night,

    so fat she broke the stairway to heaven,

    and so stupid she got fired from the m&m's factory for throwing away the W's.

    and now you say she's a whale of a good time. that's just wrong man. wrong.

  • yo mama so fat when her foot touches the in elevator the overloading alarm goes off

  • keep on pressing 5 and it sounds like him telling mama to gitty up

  • yo mama so fat, whales and elephants get together to talk about how fat she is.

  • Whale of a good time!!!! Ya! lol

  • Press 9 repeatedly for epic music....press1 for nomming....

  • Yo mama so old she has an autographed bible!

  • Yo mama so old she got god in her yearbook.

  • press 1 for poor dolphin.

  • Yo mama is so fat when she stands on a scale IT DIALS HER MOBILE PHONE NUMBER

  • press 4 to realize what u are

  • press 1:mom eating dolphin 2: for brody staring at the screen strangely 3: for your mom with fat in the background 4: press this repeatedly to see your mom swimming in water 5:well...you already know that 6:brody doing push ups 7:for the first top funny joke 8:for the second top comment 9:for the third best comment 0:to redo this epic video
  • yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it

  • yo mamas so poor when she eats cereal she uses a fork to save milk

  • ur mama so fat it only rains cuz she jumps into a pool

  • Yo mamas so fat bob the builder says i cant fix it ohhhh my moms dead -.-

  • @BabyyCute21 due wtf ._.

  • YO MAMAS SO STUPID SHE WANTED TO EAT AT SONICs AND SHE ATE SONIC

  • PRESS 5 FOR HARDCORE SEX

  • they copieed this from someone else

  • Brody- MY DOLPHINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 799 people dnt know comedy

  • Yo mama so fat everyone use her to get an aircon

  • Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the uglys contest they said no proffecinals aloud

  • your mama so ugly i cant tell the differance between her ass or her face

  • Press 5 to Do your mom

  • 0:25. D:

  • Yo Mama's so fat, I went Greece, let her go scuba diving and 2 things cleared away the other tourists: 1) I YELLED "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" BEFORE SHE ROSE! 2) WHEN SHE ROSE, THE REST OF THE TOURISTS WERE WASHED AWAY BY THE TSUNAMI SHE CAUSED!!!!!!!! BOO-YAH!!!!

  • Yo mama so fat,that went she goes in the elevator she has to go down

  • Don't press 5 if you stilll want to see.

  • Yo mama so fat the last time the landlord saw her, he doubled the rent.

  • yo mama's so fat that when she sneezed atlantis sunk into the ocean

  • your momma's so fat when the Koolaid man saw her he said "damn".

  • This was an horrible joke

  • @DualThunderGunZ an horrible?

  • yo mama so fat when she goes to the beach whales jump out of the sea and sing we are family

  • 0:20 pedo

  • YO MAMA SO FAT SHE ATE A MUSHROOM HER PEEWEE & BOOBS GREW! F**K YOU B**H!

  • 3 and 1 makes me lol

  • Your mum is so stupid your dad said it was chilly outside so she ran outside with a spoon

  • Your mama so fat that Dora explores her

  • Guys stop with the chain letter emails fuk it's annoying

  • Yo mama so stupid, she thew a rock on the ground a missed

  • press 4 then 1 for a short story

  • 5 for humping yo mama

  • yo mama is so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed

  • Your mommas so fat, even Dora can't explore her!

  • To mama so stupid she was fired from the honey company for putting the bees in the jars INSTED OF THE HONEY!

  • press 5 for EEYYEAHH!!!

  • Yo mama so fat that when she stepped on a scale it,said one at a time please

    Yo mama so fat that she stepped on a scale and it said to be continued .....t

  • Yo mama so fat her bliod type is ragu

  • yo mamas so fat that venus was the size of her penis

  • @walinghammedia Your mom has a penis? In that case, she's not a mom

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  • @walinghammedia lol k

  • yo mammas so fat when she walked in front of the TV i missed 4 episodes

  • press 5 for beer!

  • yo mama so ugly

    when she got baptised, the priest said " I quit."

  • yo mamas so fat... her blood type is gravy!

  • yo mama so ugly she makes voldemort look handsome !!!

  • 0:24 SURPRISE BUTT SECKS!

  • keep pressing 1 O_O

  • yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said ∞

  • Haha, didn't know you were in to fat chicks.

  • yo mama so stupid she tripped on a wireless phone

  • Yo mama is so stupid she tried to slam a revolving door XD

  • yo mama so fat that when she went on a cruise the biggest ship was too small for her!!!!! CMON!!!!!

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  • Yo mama,s so fat if she get at the back of a schoolbus it will make a wheely

  • yo momma so fat whn she does push ups she dont go up the world goes down

  • @aughbar98 xD

  • yo mama so fat she broke in and out of a house at the same time.. yo mama is so stupid she locked her self inside a motorcycle. you mama is so fat that when she stepped in the a scale it said to be continued..

  • Yo mamas so fat, she stepped on a scale, and it said "one at a time please."

  • yo mama so ugly she when she went to hell she made the devil go to church

  • @RandomAwsomeShows OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • Brody got raped! Press 5 then 6 to see

  • press 1 and FEED YO MAMA!

  • Yo mamas so fat she played the stunt devil for the boulder in Indiana Jones

  • Yo mama is so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

  • PRESS 4 THEN 5 FOR THE MOST EPIC BACK-FLIP EVAR

  • YO MAMA SO FAT she caused the "meanwhile in africa" jokes

  • yo mama so fat she steped in a scale and her docters numper came up

  • You mamas so fat I don't have room to finish the joke!

  • The only thing worse than these Yo Mama videos are the comments below them.

  • yo mama so oh sorry i cant say nothin bout yo mama cuz you got 2 gay dads