GameLife Episode 5

[Mezzettiman]

Look the audio has been DISABLED hahahhahahahah!

[jakatak1134]

CAN'T HEAR SHIT CAPTATIN!

[gipito5]

NO AUDIO

[shizeninho]

Dave is a g

[arkjustify]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AUDIO DISABLEDD

[shadupp]

Geoff Mendicino?! Seriously!?

[DarkSydeGeoff]

@shadupp what up

[BigWill2k]

WMG are like the boy at the beach knocking everyones sandcastles down

[WhiteFu]

Gamelife Dave rocks

[turtlefuzzle]

OMG THIS IS SO GOOD TY FOR THAT SO MUCH LOL. LONG AWAITED BREAK FROM DS GAMES?! OH NO. OMG HAMSTERBALL PORTABBLE IS MY FAVORITE.

P.S. none of you kick ass or take names.

[LiamTheGreat]

he's not retarded. He's just partially deaf

[Anactofgod]

Did he just flip me off?

He just flipped me off!

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Indeed, they obviously got one of the special needs day care assistants to turn it on for them.

[zombiefriend]

what a dick and unprofessional thing to say screwattack

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Yeah, of course they never said anything negative about us did they?

[zombiefriend]

two negatives don't make a positive ;)

[ScrewAttackEurope]

They do if they're both magnets! :D

[Reston216]

LOL, I know. I heard all sort of crap that came from their mouths.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Thanks... and where are they now? They rejected us doing features for them as "weren't big enough" for them.

But Andrew Rosenbaum is now the video gaming equlivant of Chris-chan now.

[Reston216]

Didn't they insult Stuttering Craig and James Rolfe or one of their members did. Not in this video but in some pod cast.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

They may have done they weren't exactly fond of Craig and were incredibly jealous of James after their careers went tits up and he became popular.

GL was massive before the AVGN came along.

[LiamRproductions]

It's funny you guys say these things, I remember when ScrewAttack used to suck up to GL.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

I'm not ScrewAttack though, We'd have more dignity than to suck up to a bunch of retards.

[LiamRproductions]

'Screw attack - interview - gamelife'.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

And where am I in that interview?

Nowhere...

[LiamRproductions]

I'm not having a go at whoever is typing this. I'm having a go at screw attack and I thought (wrongly, apparently) that you are affiliated with screw attack.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Oh no no no, We're ScrewAttack Europe, We are technically ScrewAttack, just a different division. We don't always see eye to eye with a lot of their decisions.

[LiamRproductions]

Ah ok then.

[LiamRproductions]

No they didn't actually. Freezecracker said something negative about you guys in a podcast years ago. FC has never had any association with Gamelife. Do your research before you hurl around insults at undeserving people.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

And I know far far more than you will ever know, so sit down please and let the big boys talk.

[LiamRproductions]

Oh get off that high horse, you fucking moron. I just proved I know more than you do. I never even had a go at you originally, but you just had to. Fucking hell.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

No, you just showed what was common knowledge. I know that.

I was referring to what I know far far more as in what happened behind the scenes, and it's a lot different than to what was shown in public.

[LiamRproductions]

Haha, is that a fact?

[Fma1416]

@LiamRproductions vidya gaems iz srs bizness

[Sumkrazyguy55]

@LiamRproductions

What? FC never had any association to game life? Do your research?

/watch?v=bdPV8lguWi8&feature=r­elated

Yeah...

[LiamRproductions]

@Sumkrazyguy55 I know what I'm talking about. I know Geoff personally. I used to write for FC.

[Mailboxhead6]

Wow I'm surprised these retards could figure out how to turn on a game system.

[BeastMan617]

Contra was a "hard game"? Nerve racking and difficult with only three lives? It was an extremely easy game; with time specific enemy positions and attacks, could be beaten without losing a single life.

[LiamRproductions]

@BeastMan617 Apparently so. But we weren't talking about games, we were talking about people.

[ShadeXH]

Yeahhh kick ass and take names wooo

[NASTY138]

"Tetris has been around for as long as I can remember... But I'm not even talking about Tetris here."

WHAT THE FUCK? Was anyone really THAT surprised when he mailed a gun threat?

[FreezeCrackerFun]

hahahahahahahaha

[FreezeCrackerFun]

that is an awful thing to say

[LrDkOrN04]

YES! GOOD FOR YOU! HAVE A COOKIE! thats fucking halarious

[ntimes9]

LHS one reminds me of David Mitchell (Mitchell&Webb). That's David Mitchell when in character as an extremely neurotic retard.

[mushslipvayne321]

wtf... @ 17:25-17:57....IDIOT

[dublo7]

While Dark Mirror was a great game, the AI was fucking retarded. Maybe that says something about the reviewer.

[ThePieofLight]

d02nz

[vrxnoodles]

this is the greatest thing on the internet

next to scat porn

[theuppercut]

da port-a-bole lounggg(lisp)eeee LOL NERDS

[KoH4711]

I like how they gave some of the greatest games shitty ratings and yet gave the most retarded games the best ratings ever. Unfunny, stupid, and annoying. The most annoying kid must definitely be that kid who reviewed Indigo Prophecy. IT'S A GOOD GAME, FUCKING MORON.

[cr0w80]

Do these people have the downs?

[GuruLarry]

The one in the middle does, the one on the left has CP.

[fiveagainst1]

These greasefucks <i>have</i> to realize how retarded they are.

[cooljerk]

this shit is hilarious. Especially the tall 'tard in black.

[brann1999]

The only GameLifer who has ever seen or will ever see a vagina is Melissa.

[zam319]

this makes me want to never play video games ever again

[baseplay23]

LMAO i 2nd that

[beerman1111]

this should be classified as comedy

[mushslipvayne321]

No its shouldnt, it wasnt even funny, it was just super gay

[sutchsteve]

the music at the start sounds like someone using a vibrator in the next room

[rooflemonger]

These people need to die painfully, their lives are useless as are all of yours

[barrett90]

voted 5 to lure others

[FarmerGuy]

Dawk Meawhew!

[DigitalDevastation]

Damn, what's a hot chick like Melissa hangin' around with you retards for?

[audgerocks]

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!

[MillerTan]

That was LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[somnolent49]

Oh my god what did the human race do to deserve this?

[grobi123]

what a bunch of idiots!

[alctel1982]

I would bang the shit out of Melissa

[Wirld]

The guy in the middle flips us the bird at the beggining

[patronise]

Interesting...these guys are bizarre. I'm not sure if I dig their style or not. I think I need to see more of their stuff.

[Reploid1984]

I think the fact their so awkward is what makes it a classic lmao

[anottakenusername]

LOL...WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO AKWARD? no offense, i like your show, but it just seems that you guys should be feeling and acting more natural in front of a camera by now.

[salmonax]

What were the two words? Superbowl?

[paridisegrowth]

umm, YES, my heros have again been realized

[RichieP68]

These guys are the least natural presenters i've ever seen, just need to concentrate on the games, and not stand up like that at the start

Much improved from the first one though, kudos

[getalifebud]

want to give noine

[JeetKuneDave]

When is Dave gonna get his own show?

[kharnifex]

totally rad

[2pump]

dave did the middle finger. cool show!

[DoctorFlatush]

I don't know what to say. I guess it would be cruel to make fun of Dave.

[wanderingotaku]

I love Gamelife!

[piratesdmc]

lol swhootinh!

[Psychology]

This may very well be some type of program for folks with developmental disabilities. If it is, they did a good job. Give them some credit, folks.

[hippo23]

You tell that fag Geoff give it to them.

[snufflespoop]

You have a nice site and editing and all, but you could improve your video game recording, and the reviewers.

[JuanCarlosFG]

well i have to you guys credit for all the editing there was in the video.

[Dustjavo]

lol you guys still Suck! I'm still really stunned that you guys got to go to E3! Man, they'll let any retard with a show in... hmm that gives me an idea...

[yenaled]

just checking: is this an outreach program? if so, i give it a noin!

[lvpdesign]

Geoff Mendicino: That was pure comdey. And a funny review. It is a tough game.

[z0mbiejesus]

The presenters are actual retards. Amazing.

[jedahdoma]

As I said in your last video, the editing was just alright. Focus more on the game reviews and less on the acting silly/dead space. Also, work on your voice overs to make them seem more smooth and better sounding. For you that enjoy video game reviews, check out Substance TV at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=r9lkFDGOTDE for the best in video game reviews.

[ZombieOrgasm]

Also, The New Super Mario Bros, was SOUPOSSED to be like the older ones. Mario 64 changed everything and after that the game became much more innovative, but the point of New Mario Bros was to go back to the original roots, and the difficulty was slightly easy so it could appeal to everyone. The whole point of it being the same was that anyone could pick it up and play it because everyone has atleast least played Mario Bros.

[ZombieOrgasm]

Geoff, review the game. Stop turning into a crappy sitcom. If you actually reviewed the game than yell around like a retard it might of been interesting. It's not funny, it just makes you look like an idiot, oh gee you yelld out teh cursessdd words just like tourettes guy NO WAI!11. The rest of you, good work you guys are slowly improving. Mellisa was good as always.

[trev1982]

you people are thick. mario is class!

[trev1982]

i give it ay noin

[muckersTGN]

Everyone's entitled to their own opition.

Retard.

[gurumed]

it shocked me and maybe killed me.

[goopiegoo]

eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwww

[nymph3tamine]

damn, those ares some nice drumming skiils!

[Souljourner]

Dude, You should have said something about the DS Lite, or is that gonna be in your next episode? But really good show! It seems pro!

IGN gave Mario a 9.5/10?

But I cant wait for the DS Lite man!! Im buying onme this week!, i mean... Im already happy with the DS... but now the DS Lite!!? Its gonna be crazy!

[akucola]

This show is fucking hilarious.

[Darkbeatdk]

Well youve deffinatly all improved compared to some of the old episodes. Your voices are much clearer and more easy to understand but you still need to relax abit more.

[Kraiden328]

I actually find the only reason I watch these is because of how utterly bad they are. Melissa is the only one who is comfortable in front of a camera, and dosent stutter and screw up her lines.

[warfidem]

I should shoot you for dissing Contra.

[Ikus21]

Coolbeans

[Xevous]

This sucks Terribly.... I agree with jhiller87, This Did feel like the ringer...

[McBacon1337]

Wow, gotta admit, that was pretty terrible. Only Mellissa seems to be able to put across how she actually feels about a game, and not just reel off features and comment too much on the sound/graphics. Oh, and Geoff's sections are pretty good, but the rest of you guys just suck.

[jhiller87]

God I felt like I was watching the movie "The Ringer" all over again...

[djdac]

Good to see another episode. And forget all the haters, keep doing your thing.

[KingKRool]

Mabble Mabess.

[wutonchu]

It still kinda hurts to watch.

[godwheel]

You are an idiot :)

[Yoblazer33]

GAME LOIFE

[ashmanscoop]

What editing software did you use to make this?

[jubeisaotome]

You guys are really improving!

[RoccoB64]

HELL yeah.

[GrilledMonkeyFat]

oh boys, boys, boys. minute and a half into it, and I know I'm gonna have my work cut out for me. Your video effects have improved. My VG Review show is nearing its 12th year, and it looks like I need to haul ass to dish out my material. Not bad so far, boys. Later.