Mr. B Natural Part 2

[chimptor50]

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[mst3KGf]

"You know, I think Oscar Wilde only wished he was this gay."

[Evertide05]

B: "You gotta inspect your horn, boy."

Crow: "And wash it every day."

The people who made this show are my heroes. All of them.

[LedZeppQueenBeatles]

@2:24

Crow: "Ve Vant to ask you some Qvestions."

[imagineerboi]

Years later Mr. B would visit a young girl and it was then that Lady Gaga realized her destiny.

[TheSympathy11]

Mom! Dad! Tell me you heard that!

[durhay]

@7:24 always gets me

[LedZeppQueenBeatles]

Buzz.......you just fell in love with the Devil

[MrJrodarod]

0:50 Mr. B was in the third reich

[MrJrodarod]

(dialog at the music factory)

worker:"My fingers hurt" Foreman:"Mr. B eats fingers"!

[Calriec]

My first trombone was a Conn.

[requiem4ameme]

1:45: "I talked to the bandmaster! He said my face was practically made for trumpet!"

I got bad news for ya, Buzz...he wasn't talking about the musical instrument. There's a reason your mouth tasted funny when you woke up this morning.

[triplequeen]

And so, the young actress' career was ruined.

[2009Bandman]

I like how bored everyone except his parents are during his solo.

[OmarAlQaseer]

"It stinks!"

[CofuciusSays]

SO CREEPY :O

[cavalierfan1995]

OHHHHH MAY I??was a line by steve martin

[Marveljew]

Buzz is in love with Lord Satan.

[amcint01]

So THIS is where the famous Buzz Turner got his start?! Man, I used to jam for hours to my vinyl copy of the Buzz Turner Trio's Kind of White and that ol' classic track "That's What". Even Mike and the bots dig that album in later seasons!

[wenger1972]

"She's so perky...kill her!"

"Hey if you get neear a song, play it".

[johnclavis]

@wenger1972 "If you get near a song, play it" is a Marx Brothers line. That's one of the things I love about MST3K -- they'd repurpose old punchlines or gags from decades past and breathe ironic new life into them. Plus, they was robuts!

[cavalierfan1995]

WELL THE OL CLOCK ON THE WALL SAYS THAT ITS THATS ALL FOR THE STYDEX MEDICATED BAND HOUR

[zeldafanboy345]

Buzz later grew up to play in a ska band.

[TheLackofattack]

@zeldafanboy345 It was called Save Ferris.....The End.

[applebonker141]

"Ya gotta inspect your horn, boy!" And wash it everyday!

[Cyrathil]

"[. . .] to measure the sound to a tiny fraction of a semi-colon"

I'm young, I'll admit, but was it common to measure deviation with a semi-colon? I've never heard that phrase before.

[Marveljew]

What is "CONN"? It appears all through out the short.

[colortheblue]

@Marveljew : It's a company that makes and sells instruments. Think of this movie almost as an infomercial for that company.

[kdraper2007]

@Marveljew A company that produces musical instruments. they sell alot to high school bands.

[Marveljew]

Old people slave labor.

[Marveljew]

Is Mr. B Natural able to freeze / unfreeze time?

[applebonker141]

@Marveljew Mr. B is an ancient evil.

Remember, he/she said "And don't be too sure I wasn't in the garden with Mr. and Mrs. Adam!" ;]

[xxPatheticEmoxx]

8:13 no. You do not where a shako with a sousaphone, get a beret woman!

[tomthefunky]

Poor Buzz. He later moved to New York, got hooked on smack and died in a hookers apartment in Harlem.

[applebonker141]

@tomthefunky *sings* Don't you knoooow that you aaaaare a shooting staaaaar.....

[tomthefunky]

@applebonker141 *sings* Buzz made a record......went straight to number one........

[applebonker141]

@tomthefunky *imitates that Flight of the Bubblehead trumpet solo* xD

[tomthefunky]

@applebonker141: *sung to the tune of Bob Seger's "Turn The Page"*....There Buzz goes....on the road again....there he goes...upon the stage again....there he goes...playin' the star again....there he goes...turn the page....

Saxophone- WAH WAH WAH WAHHHHH!!!

[applebonker141]

@tomthefunky *in my best David Bowie voice* Mr. B plaaaaaayed guitaaaaaar

[problem49]

@tomthefunky Thanks to Mr. B's tutelage he got to die indoors.

[PointsofData]

One good thing about this short is that she's a....semi good dancer.

[Casey5693]

Cut everything else out but 3:49-5:55. The main purpose of this video was too advertise anyone just save us the pain of the rest of it.

[Adrialgon]

"Oh, excuse ME, sexless man-woman!"

[bastianskaye]

"You listen to him, Buzz.... or I'll kill you."

[Casey5693]

LOL Buzz is losing his mind and seeing sexless people.

[warmfuzzydeath]

listen to him buzz... or ill kill you .. lol

[chrisuzwhite]

Someone should really record a full length version of the "really really white" song.

[art3743]

"He's so perky! Kill her."

it gets hard to remember what the hell it is.

[Gigrantula58]

I think Oscar Wilde only wished he were this gay.

[DragonSporks]

"We're white.... We're white... We're really really white..."

Ah, the fifties.

[PunchSydeiron]

1:50 Buzz's face is more suited for punching.

"This trumpet is flatlining!"

[cavalierfan1995]

THERES SO MANY GREAT LINES IN THIS MOVIE

[cavalierfan1995]

UH MR B WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT DEACENTCY

[roetheboat1]

How come Mr. B Natural doesn't play any of the instruments? O.o

[ChrissyOnePhoto]

It stinks!!!

[dantheman931]

Did people really buy it when a woman played a man back in the 50's? Because there's no way in hell that would fly today.

[imsokewl27]

This trumpet is flat lineing!!! LOL

[TracyAndersonFoxhunt]

Betty's hot

[crnrdfox]

I spat out my drink at 7:24, cus that shit was too funny. lmao

[problem49]

@crnrdfox I spat out my drink because it was terrible. Nothing to do with this short, just needed to vent my disappointment.

[princeeverlove]

The B*E*S*T MST3K Short ever!!!!!!

[lad420]

Oh excuse me, sexless man-woman.

[imsokewl27]

If you get near a song play it-I love that line.

[cavalierfan1995]

YOU MISSED YOUR LAST PAYMENT POPS!!!

DONT PATRINIZE ME OLD MAN!!!

[DK1945]

"The faces of those he's wronged.....float up at him."

I lose it every damn time.....lol

[VeggHead2846]

"Uhhh, Mr. B, what would YOU know about dignity?"

BEST. LINE. EVER.

[steenjaxproductions]

"I think Oscar Wilde wished he was this gay."

[ErinIsPunk]

Joe: "Enough! What is this? Flight of the Bubblehead?"

[Llamabob9]

The guy behind the counter at the music store is the greatest actor to ever grace film with his prescence

[PunchSydeiron]

Okay, there went the last lingering threads of my sanity. Yup, I'm pants-crapping insane now (Goes to freezer and starts snorting frozen peas.)

[alexm5488]

This man does things he's not proud of!

[LSUTigers712]

I am insane now.

[loyalfalconflutist]

i wonder what a first in 5th grade would be like...

[Tclay43]

its fun being pyschotic!!!!

[nicky2coats]

mr. B gives me a boner

[waveali]

"Forget Music i wanna danceeee!" lmao

[tenfed1861]

"I think Oscar Wilde only wished he was this gay".

[bigtallcubsfan]

"Please tell me you heard that. Oh please!"

[problem49]

There's something about Mr. B that gives me the woodwinds.

[elusiverobertdenby]

"This trumpet is flat-lining!"

[elliottchrist]

Whiiiite, we're whiiiiiite,

We're really really whiiiiiiiiite,

We're really really really really whiiiiiiiiiiite....

[Adrialgon]

Ladies and Gentlemen, please accept our apologies for all of this.........please.

[ignatzRat]

TRUE: I once emailed Conn instruments in the late 90s and asked if this was the same company that made the Mr B Natural short. The reply came back "Yes and don't hold it against us"! LMAO XDXDXD

[pinkyluv284]

@ignatzRat hahaha

[Tasera783]

@ignatzRat Haha, WIN! XD

[HollyBee9000]

@ignatzRat That's so awesome they have a sense of humor about it! XD

[heatherwright24]

Brought to you by Conn

[CuffColl]

@heatherwright24

Mr. B. Natural: "You gotta inspect your horn, boy!"

Crow T. Robot: "And wash it every day!"

Classic!

[MST3K86]

I don't think Joel and the Bots were pretending to be scared by Mr B, they were genuinely terrified by Him/Her.

"Oscar Wilde only WISHED he was this gay!"

[CuffColl]

@MST3K86

Mr. B. Natural: "You gotta check your horn, boy!"

Crow T. Robot: "And wash it every day!"

Classic!

[OrganizationXIV]

THIS TRUMPET IS FLATLINING!

[territorygal]

"Am I hip yet? When do the chicks start coming around?" Hahahahahaha

I remember when this first came out. LMAO back then & again today!

[0KuriManju0]

"Forget music, I wanna dance!"

omg that seriously killed me xD

[playuhplayuh]

Marching Band has been ruined for me forever.

[tubeviewer0057]

Why Joel, why?

[ParadoxBattleZone]

Hey, if you get near a song, play it!

[peace2baby]

"I think Oscar Wilde only wished he were this gay!"

Ladies and gentleman, please accept our sincere apology for all of this. Please."

'Forget music, I want to dance!"

I forgot how funny this was!

[mowque]

Forget music, I want to dance!

[stig422]

when does the hurting stop

[problem49]

Why do I have this strong desire for Mr. B to take his shirt off? Damn, I better speak to my pastor, I'm so confused.

[Borastheantichrist]

Oh, excuse me, sexless man woman!

[buffypython]

His mom doesn't wonder why all these instruments are coming from his room?

"Mom, Dad, tell me you heard that!"

"And wash it everyday."

"Or I'll kill you."

[SoloHero]

"It stinks!"

[WhiteGamerNinja]

"When you want to show dignity, try a French Horn!"

"Uh, Mr. B, what would you know about dignity?"

[amasingfatass]

oddly enough this exact thing happened to me when I was 12.

[TSchultz515]

"See Buzz? Its fun to be psychotic"

"We're white, we're white, we're really really white..."

[wenger1972]

"If you get near a song, play it!"

[purpleshamrock17]

"He's so perky! Kill her!"

"See, boss, it's really fun to be psychotic!"

"I wanna wear leotards and a Peter Pan hat!"

"Oh, excuse me, sexless man-woman"

"You listen to him, Buzz...or I'll kill you"

"Testing to analyze...in a gas chamber?"

"Sucks, doesn't he?"

[PWitness]

She looks like a villain on the Adam West Batman series.

[KaterzTheMSTie]

Hey, Mr. B! I think you've glossed over a few instruments there. She didn't even mention any kind of sax! If Mr. B is so great then why didn't he/she try to teach more kids to play more unique instruments instead of the usual line up. Hand that kid an oboe, or a bass clarinet or a soprano sax or SOMETHING!

2:11 That kids buyin' her own reeds one at a time? She's in 5th grade, they always break them all the time!

6:50 Typical trumpet player.

7:21 I call no way; that kid's only 12!

[problem49]

Was Michael Jackson ever exposed to this fever-dream of sexual ambiguity?

[BryonYoungblood]

"Oh, my God, please say this isn't happening!!" XD Classic, Crow!

Bryon

[KorbenDallas87]

She's so perky...Kill her!

[Amhovey]

The clarinet is a happy WHAT now?!

[JarOfRats]

You got to inspect your horn, boy! And wash it every day!

[lonelysith66]

I think we just say the origins of Freddy Krueger!

XD

[jennlachel120]

well excuse me sexless man woman

bahahaha XD

[dramanut94]

hahaha my trombone is from conn, its super old. i wonder if an old lady made it

[meathead891]

mr b what would you know about dignity.

[tylerboy808]

But in real life, Johnny is left here with the preschool band.

[tylerboy808]

6:47 to the end is pure gold.

[whatulivin4]

who played solos like that in 5th grade??? he's been playing for like 2 months!!!!!!

[silvereagle2061]

I would like to put Mr B and Tinker Bell in a jar together and see who survives. lol

[83survivor]

This is what Doris Day would have looked like if she was on heavy drugs in the 50s. Instead of perky and sweet, she'll become an overbearing woman who took her meds like candy.

[Beautyheart18]

Haha; this is so funny! Though I have to say, we didn't have designated chairs in band until high school; not 5th grade.... O_O

Mr. B = so creepy lol. It's like....a guy played by an actress.... Funny, that's what they did in some Peter Pan thing I saw... ;D

[wolfxbloed]

I'm not surprised with the harness Peter Pan has to wear...

Serious hoisting goin on in the crotch region there.

[Acidbath314]

"Why, Joel? Why?

[Adrialgon]

Oh, excuse me, you sexless man-woman!

XD

That's gotta be the best line in the entire clip.

[CaptHayfever]

2:13 - Worst. Line. Ever.

"By the way, how are you doing in the 5th-grade band at school?"

As opposed to the 5th-grade band at the power plant? Nice work giving us awkward exposition for a character we've never seen before & will never see again.

[prairieteri]

Back in the old days, when the school budget included Band, Art, PE and Home Ech.

[Llamabob9]

i'm so glad my instrument is from yamaha

[QustionAuthority1506]

The mindless conformity of the 1950s. Thank God for Elvis.

[EllaKiyaBeatleGirl]

Yes yes and The Beatles

[116Bears]

@QustionAuthority1506

Yea! If not for him we would not have had the mindless conformity of the 60s.

[blackdragon6]

@QustionAuthority1506 you mean chuck berry

[JfnDWatchesVids]

Oh my God please say this isnt happening,,,,hahahahahahahahah­aha

[shmousie]

LOL at 7:26!

[JenkNekro]

As a former band member, this is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time.

[JenkNekro]

Also, at 3:20 enter the commercial

[lucifer42781]

wait.....whats the moral of this story? If youre a complete douche learn an instrument to get personality? Peter Pan and Wendy had a bastard child called Mister B Natural, that actually i'snt a Mister at all?.... im confused

[sillygrl23]

I never had the fortune of being in band, so pardon me for asking-what is this 'first chair' nonsense?

[colortheblue]

Usually the leader of each  instrument section in a band.

[theartema]

First chair is generally the best player of the section- judged so by the director's discretion and a series of tests that rate the player's ability. The 'tard who doesn't practice, fudges their fingerings and can't nail the right pitch/tone gets to be laaaaast.

I was usually third chair when I played flute in school, out of seven/eight total players in my section. Of course, I was also the only one to get into All City Band one year, haha. 1st chair girl was pissed.

[Tareltonlives]

"I'll talk! I'll talk! Please don't hurt me!" I remember being in shock after I first watched this short-I was confused, terrified, bored and turned on at the same time

[singinglawnchair]

"Well, the ol' clock on the wall says that's all from the Stridex Medicated Band Hour..."

[JellicleKitten]

It stinks!

I love when they reference other episodes.

[altworlds]

'we're white, we're white... we're really really white...'

XDDDDDDDD that's racist!!!!! lol

[PTLover647]

Wow, things sure have changed...........back then being in band was popular? Now days, your considered a geek if your in band....haha.

[bruteinazootsuit]

That must have started after I got out of high school eleven years ago, because people still liked you if you were in band. ;)

Just goes to show you how much things can change in 40 years.

[Radar510]

which is why composers rule the world. They can stay hidden, then when no ones looking, here's a master piece I wrote play it....... What do you mean it's too hard? Tell the bastards to practice, psh your ensemble is a joke. then you run off into the shadows

[zigilist]

If you can't play it, your ensemble usually IS a joke.

Or just isn't good enough. Try something else.

[altworlds]

BAND GEEKS ROCK!!!!!! WHOO!!!!

[MoralBankruptcy]

The framed picture of the Conn factory on the wall was a nice touch.

[Caleb9849]

I spent the whole thing trying to come up with one solitary reason to name a woman "Mr."

I failed

[bruteinazootsuit]

Nowadays it's considered vulgar and sexist.

You learned real quick not to call a woman "sir" in the Army and the Marines.

[PantisMantis]

*german accent*-"We want to ask you some questions."

HAHAHAHA!!!

[c3section]

What the hell was this short about? A guy improving his image or promotional video for instruments? It has no purpose and it's so horrible! These guys needed some bail-out bonuses to sit through this s#*t!

[chretiendutroyes]

The premise is that playing an instrument builds confidence and self-esteem, thus you should buy your kid an instrument (in particular one by Conn Ltd because the other companies make crap) so that your son will develop his creativity and stop being an awkward chronic masturbator.

[problem49]

@chretiendutroyes If you don't get your child a Conn band instrument it's worse than selling him to a pedophile.

[andyfnmizac1]

"Mom, Dad, tell me you heard that."

[polyquaternium7]

"you've got to inspect your horn everyday!" "yeah and wash it to :P"

[MyMelyanna]

"This trumpet is FLAT LINING!"

I love how Joel says that!

[Powerdrift5]

3:10 is what I find funny.

Here comes the sale pitch for Conn instruments!

"DOESN'T MATTER MUCH!?"

Of course as she says it theres the Conn poster behind her and then the factory with workers in Conn jackets.

[83survivor]

The saddest thing is that these 50s educational shorts that was shown before or after the actual movie were suppose to teach kids a lesson, but in the end, they rebel against that rigid Eisenhower culture of baby boomers and communist fear society. All those kids in most of those shorts suddenly became flower power children, became beatniks, or stoned hippies. See Woodstock for more details. In the end, the 50s was nothing more than propaganda horseshit in the worse way.

[verycoolnin]

If you get near a song, play it

LOL

[BillyGilmansGirl]

Anyone else think it's a bit weird that they have a picture of a factory on the wall in the music store?

lol.

[MisterFreeman21]

I'm not sure. I mean, is it any MORE weird that every building in the whole town looks like Peewee's Playhouse?

[BillyGilmansGirl]

Good point.

I've decided the town this short is filmed in is the little known 8th circle of hell.

and Mr. B is actually the devil.

:O