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  • If everything mean hears turns into I want to have sex with you, if you actually say " I want to have sex with you" does it mean something else? Deep shit ehhh?

  • Sorry, not even the most tragic human beings are THIS cliche...

  • the " I want to have sex with you" part is true though

  • that's so ass backwards I think my ass is actually backwards. -.-

  • Is this a sarcasm video haha !

  • bahahahahah so funny xD

  • no, real translation:

    "Let's be friends'" = "Bitch you ugly"

  • Go make me a sam'mich.

  • This is SO bias.

  • Shes just trying to be funny, guys. Geez.

  • You video is funny but sexist. Thank you for perpetuating the stereotype.

  • when she says "Im tiffany smith" she's rlly saying "ima whore"

  • we do nothing that you say guys do in this video... except maybe hesitate where we shouldn't...

  • "I wanna have sex with you."

  • Its so wrong...but its actually kind of funny...

  • Typical man hating lesbian.

  • love U? more like fuck U! since this is a total load of bull.

  • lmao is this a joke?

  • Sorry, all I heard was 2:27 of "I want to have sex with you." Learn some new grammar!

  • Wow this is so much BULLSHIT!!! When I say "Lets just be friends" i mean that this thing that we have going is better kept safe in a friendship than risk it with a relationship -.- FML...

  • This is extremely sexist.. to both genders.

  • number 1 was the only when she got right. shes still a stupid bitch though

  • shes obviously never talked to a guy before.

  • PLEASE tell me this is a joke...

  • Trust a Girl to get Man speak so very wrong.... and it's not even a funny vid !!!

  • Is she intentionally trying to be sexist D:?

  • So I sould just avoid talking to men since everything I say comes out as "I wanna have sex with you".

    good to kno

  • This is by far, not funny.

  • Is this intentionally supposed to be sexist or is this actually a joke? I can't tell and I don't know if I should be offended or not, as a guy.

  • Hahahaa come on.. I'm a girl, even I get that this is so wrong. "You're really nice" = "Let's be friends.." WTF? What is he suposed to say then if he's interested in a girl? "Nice rack! My place later?" No! That would definately be the signals of "I want to have sex with you." And the other stuff is just bullshit as well.

    Cheerio.

  • It's just funny. No need to get offended.

  • @SyntaMist This shit is coming from a women because any man would be offended by this shit because its wrong

  • god this is the worst series

  • people that make this video is why it is hard for a good christian guy like me to find a good christian girl............because apparently, i just want to get in her pants...

  • Haaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaha... Awesome...

  • someone has no self confidence lol wow and YES we have to think about it that is a freaking trap question

  • Thanks, Tiffany Shit, for yet another waste of time..

  • I think this was supposed to be funny. Not serious.

  • sad thing is this is how girls are brought up to look at men as so this is why everyone says they're so sad and single and treats all guys the same because this is what most girls think.

  • I'd like to meet one man on earth who truly thinks this way

  • Who is this fucking idiot? Here, let me help.

    1. I want to have sex with you.......I want to have sex with you.

    2. I'm hungry......I'm hungry

    3. I'm tired.....I'm tired

    4. I hate you.....I hate you

    This coming from the gender who NEVER says what they mean. This bitch lives in Bizarro World.

  • wow. any woman who believes men are like this deserves to stay single for the rest of her life.

  • wtf??

    

  • This video was obviously done by a man hater

  • that is terribly sexist towards men :(

  • @0ssu Welll....I dunno about this statement.

    If it were true, I think there'd be more female politicians than male.

    I'd say that *uninteresting* men speak rational, what they think. The rest of us are writers.

  • The Keynote slides are pretty cool.

  • None of this is true. This makes men look like slobs. This video is a disgrace

  • well that's 2 and a half minutes I'll never get back...

  • ur a bitch

  • 1. If you suck at relationships or picking out boyfriends, don't waste your time by making a video about your FAILure, use your time wisely. Read a book (about relationships), watch a movie (besides Mean Girls), or just jump off a bridge.

    2. You are embarrassing yourself even more by posting this video because this translates to: "This is what happens to me, so I'm going to b***h about it and blow everything out of proportion instead of ACTUALLY learning from my mistakes."

  • And this is directed towards the confused girl who posted the video, not all girls.

  • @rgriffin09 "just jump off a bridge"

    Fucking classic!

  • Like House says... Everybody lies.

  • WTF!!?!?!!

  • I love how wrong this video is.

  • @frostblade62 I love how right this video is.

  • @SpookyCheese how is it right?

  • @frostblade62 It was a joke... Jeeze. And you have to admit that some guys do think like this. NOT ALL. I put that in all caps so you cant accuse me of saying all guys think like that. But I have met some that do.

  • @SpookyCheese I wasn't accusing you. Anyways, i realize that there is a large sum of people like this. But it is so out maneuvered by the other people.

  • @frostblade62 Yes, they are over-exaggerating, but its to add comedy. 

  • BITCH OVERLOAD

  • absolutely pointless...

  • I KNEW IT... I FUCKING KNEW IT... I'M A DOUCHEBAG PIECE OF SHIT THAT ONLY WANTS TO FUCK EVERYTHING THAT WALKS... THANK YOU YOURTANGO FOR SHOWING THAT TO ME...

  • that was outstandingly............... stupid

  • if this is how you perceive men, you haven't met many. I feel sorry for the guy that falls in love with you.

  • this is really stupid

  • this is stupid. not even close.

  • You've had a really hard time with men......this doesn't happen to anyone else but you....

  • seriously, cosmopolitan and such other magazines have hurt men-women relatioships a lot

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  • duh

  • Such cliched bullshit.

  • Honestly, the whole time she was talking all i heard was "I want to have sex with you." lol not really, cuz that was dumb.

  • Ya know this could have come off as funny, but that look she has when she looks at the camera is kinda scary, like she wants to rip the testicles off of anything with a male genital. She could have made this funny but instead it just seems bitter and vengeful... oh dear O.o

  • It's no question as to why she's still single.

  • so obviously she's speaking from experience yes?

  • Funny!

  • Such a shame, she does not know shit about men. We don't think like she does.......

  • sexist

  • This is a load of crap if I ever saw. This woman is either stupid or has had many bad dates with men that she clearly should of have better knowledge of before going on a date with such a person. I do not do any of the things she says in this video. Clearly she is a jilted woman and needs not to give advice. I could do one on what women think as well and it would come off the same way but then again some women are like this too.

  • Apparently this chick from the video WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME!

    3==)

  • ^__^ funneh!

  • Now let's not make sweeping generalizations about all guys. Some guys are actually *gasp!* cool and authentic. And if they aren't, you shouldn't be wasting your time anyways.

  • Load of crap. If this is what you think men are thinking, it just means either you or all the men you know are screwed up.

  • Jesus... Is this really how women think we are? If that's true then I think they might understand us less than we understand them.

  • Bullshit, when men say "i'll call you" what it really means is "i'll call you" when we say "i'm hungry" it means "i'm hungry" when we say "i'm tired" what it really means is "i'm tired" and when we say "i quite like you" what it really means is "i quite like you" WE DON'T TALK LIKE WOMEN DO! we mean what we say. I can't believe this crap on here.

  • My god people are you guys retarded? Yes.....YES this is exactly how most guys think. Its what most guys say to turn a girl down. Sorry that reality sucks, but at least you know the truth. When he says let's be friend, he really means you aren't attractive to me but I like your personality.

  • @TMBrd89 Thank you so much for telling me what I really think. I couldn't have figured that out myself. It's good to know other people know exactly what I'm thinking.

  • @notadirector Oh your welcome, no problem at all. I really think that I am making a difference in the world. It makes me smile to think that I made your day a little bit better. Again, you are so welcome.

  • what a load of rubbish

  • soo true

  • SAMMACH = Kitchen, sandwitch, beer and blowjob or GTFO!!!

  • This is sexist. It makes men look like complete horny ignoramuses.

  • How come a girl knows what a man thins? Do you have a penis? if you don't pls STFU cause you have no idea what men think

  • It's comedy, people! All for the laughs....!

  • holy shit. THIS IS A JOKE... RIGHT?!?!? D:

  • wow this is stupid

  • Wow, watching these date thingys, are pretty Funny...LOL

  • Seems a bit...negative...and i think some guys are a little more deep than that

  • So.... this retarded bitch never had a boyfriend huh? No surprise...

  • Omg you guys took this way to seriously xD rofl Im a guy myself and I found this awesome lol xD and to be honest with EVERYTHING there is a little bit of truth just a tad bit xD. But if you know your not like this why get all worked up about it? XD Don't get all defensive when someone post stuff on you tube that offends you. Just pause the video and look for a different one.

  • ok girls... fuck this and take me advise.., u see a man u like? walk to them and whisper in their ear "Lest lay it down and tomorrow morning i will cook breakfast and dissapear"

    if u are hot it will work if y arnt hot then there is nothing u can do about it got make ur self hot OR u can marry a horse

    :)

  • @Amiramasriya Sorry for the misunderstanding, I meant that I know female adults who would agree with me. As I said before, I shall let you know in 5 years.

    I know that I don't need a boyfriend or a husband to think these things. I am merely pointing out that to think that ALL men are exactly the same in their thinking is ridiculous. It's like saying ALL Jews are stingy. Or that ALL Muslims are terrorists.

  • wow, i found that very offensive, this "tiffany smith" probably just got off a breakup and is venting her anger and shit all over the internet. terrible video, no facts whatsoever, only hating

  • Is there anything in this video that isn't complete bullcrap? When my girlfriend talked to me about her problems the first thing I think is "I will do the best I can to solve it" not "I wanna have sex with you"! I know there are assholes out there, but fuck! Not all men are douchebags who try to fuck like horses! I don't wanna have sex with you, bitch, not before you fix that shit face you have! And they say us men are narcisists...

  • Errm.....this is a joke....right?

  • @Amiramasriya Female adults! Read properly. You really want me to answer your question? I didn't answer because it is ridiculous. What could men possibly want from women? Well, what would one human being want from another? Friendship? Companionship? A decent conversation? No, of course not. Because all men are perverted. They just want sex.

    Honestly, listen to what I have to say instead of acting up this condecending garbage.

  • gee, thanks for stating that all men are man whores who couldn't care a THING about what women think

  • @Amiramasriya How old are you really? Because you act like one of my friends who is 13. Please don't reply to me unless you have something reasonable to say.

    I have male friends. I know adults who have male friends. And I can assure you that they would agree with me.

  • @Amiramasriya You just made a racist comment against your own race. If that doesn't prove your idiocy then I don't know what does. Yes, I am mad. Idiots piss me off. I repeat, the part of the video I disagreed with was the part that men only want sex. How the hell am I supposed to keep it out of this when that is the case? Please, next time think about what you're going to say. You are basically just attacking me and not the issue. Maybe I am uncivilised but at Ieast I have a valid argument.

  • @Amiramasriya 1. YOU are the one who brought up sex "they will respect you until they get you" plus the fact that I'm arguing is that this woman thinks that all men only think about sex.

    2. I have no respect for you because you lack respect for me and half of the entire human race.

    3. I'm a fucking ARAB you idiot! Who did you think you were talking to? An American?

    4. If my mind is empty then what is yours? A black hole? It's called open-mindedness

    5. You say I'm young yet I know kidsmoremature.

  • @Amiramasriya And the hypocrisy continues.... I don't know how many guys you are sleeping with but if you are really easy enough to get with, then I'm not surprised that the guys you meet don't respect you. Generalizations like that is why there are so many racists and sexists out there.

  • @Amiramasriya You brought my age into the argument. That is also irrelevant. Plus, I didn't say anything about the country. I merely said I don't know what it's like there.

  • @Amiramasriya "girly dreams"? Really? Is that all you can come up with? Alright, I will let you know in 5 years.

    And I don't know what it's like in Egypt, but where I live some men actually respect women.

  • I think the interpretations about men were way off. Anyone agree?

  • @Amiramasriya Yes, I do realize that a lot of men are pervs and douchebags. However, to be so general about the entire sex is ridiculous! If that was a man saying that all women think about is shopping and gossip you wouldn't be so lenient about sexist remarks.

    And your reference to my age is uncalled for. My lack of experience on this planet has no effect on my intelligence.

  • This makes all dudes out to be douche bags. I'm a chick and I haven't found any of this information to be true in my life experience. I don't know any guy who thinks that way, and I don't think the way the girl is supposed to think.

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  • @Amiramasriya I'm a chick and I think whoever wrote this script is shallow and ignorant.

  • talking won't clean the dishes lady...

  • Another shallow attempt at dragging the male sex through the mud with fallacious bullshit.

  • this is the biggest trash i have ever heard...

    this is not even remotely funny and soooo far away from the reality..

  • THIS GIRL IS A PERVERTED OR LOSER AROUND GUYS

    WOMEN WANT SEX MOOORE THAN MEN

    THEY ARE JUST SHY AND SELECTIF BECAUSE THEY MAKE SHUCH BIG DEAL OF IT

    GET LAID LADY YOU WILL FEEL OK IAM SURE

    LOOOOL ^^

  • I find this not only insulting to men, but women as well. What a load of crap

  • What is that woman doing outside the kitchen?

  • This girl probably hates men.

  • @arpeggiosonfire THIS GIRL IS A PERVERTED OR LOSER AROUND GUYS

  • ok this Bull shite

  • this goes for woman language too

  • Translating women:

    Do these Jeans make me look fat: I think I look fat, I just want to hurt you.

    Do you think she is prettier than me: I think she is prettier, I just want to hurt you.

    What women hear:

    Hey, you are really pretty: I am going to rape you.

    Hey, want to get some coffee: I am going to rape you.

    Hey, I have wanted to say this for a very long time, I love you, everything about you, you are the most wonderful, beautiful, and interesting girl in the world: I am going to rape you. 

  • @carneycam17 hahaha that is brilliant! Hi-five!

  • lame.

  • Men are no mystery, neither are women. Humans want to feel respected, admired, and loved. Often we want to find the one that makes us feel complete, someone that appreciates us and appreciates themselves as well. External beauty is good, it's an advantage being an eye catcher. More important though is personality. If we heard diamonds nag and disrespect us we'd throw diamonds away. If we heard rugged stones praise us and desire to know us we would keep them close possibly even forever.

  • This is putting such a ba reputation on a man!! At least they could do a more mature subject!! I'm 10 And could talk with more respect than this pussy!!

  • Anyone else getting trolled?

  • lmfaooo so not true. But its funny. People its a joke!

  • That's lies! Sometimes we men hear "Would you like something to eat?"! Seriously, women can't do these sorts of things, just like men can't do these sorts of things about women.

  • 1046 guys are angry that their secrets are out.

  • just thought I'd point out that its not that men do not understand what you're saying, or don't mean what we say, just most guys don't give a shit what you think, and they will say whatever they want to get laid, or to prevent you from having an emotional breakdown in front of them. Though I don't normally follow that, that is just guy logic

  • Blatant sexism, woohoo! Sounds like someone's a little bitter.

  • Man this video is funny. People actually believe this?

  • Ok,,, the first few were ok,,, but the last ones,,, dudes,,, i do NOOOT hear that,,, -_- lol

  • ummmm... it sounds like this woman (or at least whoever wrote the script) is a litttttleeee bitter... just maybe :P

  • Wow... This is simply the most blown up, crock of shit I've ever heard. I'm a man and first off sex is not number one on the list. I helped my wife plan the wedding down to the colors and where we would spend the next few days. On top of that when she asks a question not every man is thinking, "Oh, I would love to bang you so bad." Contrary to popular belief it's the idiot, smooth talking, morons that ruin a relationship for all the future men who wish to date one girl. This video has no fact.

  • @Misk9120

    You're right, it has no fact...because its a joke! It's meant to be funny. It pokes fun at women who truly believe this. I'm a woman and I laughed at this because I've heard this from other females who act like this. They think they have decoded the mystery of men loll haha .

  • @Misk9120 dude this is meant to be humorous

  • Wow... This is simply the most blown up, crock of shit I've ever heard. I'm a man and first off sex is not number one on the list. I helped my wife plan the wedding down to the colors and where we would spend the next few days. On top of that when she asks a question not every man is thinking, "Oh, I would love to bang you so bad." Contrary to popular belief it's the idiot, smooth talking, morons that ruin a relationship for all the future men who wish to date one girl. This video has no fact.

  • stupid retarded bitch should really stay in the kitchen....who let her use the camera?

  • ^^^^

    malevc for president.

  • yeahhh, this is retarded.

    guys aren't primates, they can carry on conversations just like us women.

    and comprehend what we say in other forms than "i want to have sex with you..."

    at least my guy can.

    haha, L-O-L@you.

  • @kaykillahhh wooo, thanks for standing up for us :D not all of us men are the same, being shallow pigs that only think about sex

  • @Lukefonfabre9 haha, no problem man! :)

    personally, i think that this is outrageous, and absolutely ridiculous.

    not to mention, i can only imagine how offensive it is to men, when it offends me and i am a woman.

    my fiance' is not at all like this video portrays "all men" to be like.

    it is quite offensive -.-

  • @kaykillahhh yeah, I'm actually the type who if I were to look through profiles online, looking through the person's interests would come before looking at their pictures If I meet someone in a chat room, I never ask someone what their bra size is or what they look like. I am also the type of person who likes someone who is naturally beautiful and will think so even if I just woke up beside them in the morning without any makeup and probably won't care if their hair is a mess from sleeping.

  • @Lukefonfabre9 that's really good of you :)

    guys like you are few are far in between; i wish you the best of luck in finding a girl that truly sees that and appreciates it ^^

    and i agree; i find girls sooo much prettier without all of the caked on makeup. they just radiate and it's so beautiful :)

    stopped wearing makeup myself, and it feels so much better. not to mention my skin is way better now that i'm not wearing makeup everyday, haha :p

  • and when i say bring me sandwich, i mean bring me god damn sandwich bitch!

  • @datka24 when i say mow the lawn, I mean go mow the fucking lawn you stupid cocksucker!

  • @rainbowbrainhead isnt that the womens job hahah catlady your crazy

  • @joshkilla67 No it's YOUR JOB to mow the lawn. We're ones to save all our shit so we can put it on your sandwiches.

  • @rainbowbrainhead i meant the cock-sucking part, but you catlady so i should have known you'd twist it. I like cheese on my sandwich btw

  • @joshkilla67 Oh no problem I can put cheese on top of shit quite easily...it tastes really good over all those peanuts in my shit you dumb cocksucker.

  • *watches video*

    *hits unsubscribe button*

    Does anyone actually takes this seriously?!?! Oh wait, maybe that's why there so many relationship handicapped people*

  • Long distance relationships can be hard. But with experience, they become much easier. I recently read " Surviving a Breakup: Getting Back Your Ex For Good" by Matthew Mehra. I got the book from Amazon and it helped me get my ex girlfriend back. I would suggest this book to anyone that would like to fix a relationship. It actually worked for me, and I am happy for that.

  • Women says: "i don't want to have sex with you"

    Man hears: "i want to have sex with you"

  • I lol'd

  • I wasn't really paying attention to what she was saying....nice tits though!

  • what man hears "i want to have sex with you" is total bulshit

  • I know a lot of guys were offended by this, but I wasn't. I just thought the video was meant in a spirit of light hearted fun. So I took it in that spirit and had a good laugh.

  • dumb.

    

  • what. the. fuck

    .

  • Epic bullshit!!!!

  • nothing like that.