Best Scenes from "Vampire's Kiss"

[FeenieVonKarma]

Oh my god, I watched this film last night and seriously I haven't laughed like htat in a long time. Fucking comedy gold

[matthlowder]

thank you so, so much for this!!!! i'm the only one who has seen this, and i'm constantly sharing it with friends. beyond bad, becoming a golden cult of goodness. LOOL

[e84fresh]

ALVAAAAA !!!!!!! LMAO

[TheGentlemanlyIsopod]

TOO LATE

TOO LATE

TOO LATE

TOO LATE

[SkelaSnave]

3:23 for the "You don't say" face.

[KristinaTVfan]

Why the hell have I not heard about this beautiful sparkling gem of cinema until now.

[ThePirrg]

Hu? Hu? Waddayamean? Hu?

[downrodeo2112]

he sounds like keanu reeves

[kylestephans18]

@downrodeo2112 Nicolas cage along with the director and writer formed a fake accent for the film to make himself seem more sofisticated. He uses it more prominently around people he works with and wants to impress. It is a little less prominent around others,but it is used throughout the whole film.

[lexesp777]

BETTTER THAN THAT FAG EDWARD

[ksnewsome09]

Say what you want about Nick Cage, but this man ate a live roach for his craft.

[theelostriots9999]

Seriously...is this a comedy or what? It's too fucking over the top to be taken seriously...surely?

[PPKDude852]

And thus, the world has been united as one.

[Commisama]

It feels like he's channeling some Zoolander for this movie.

[MultiShady420]

@Commisama anything zoolander is channelng him cause this was b4 zoolander.

[spyrothedragon590]

very random and funny vampire/horror/comedy

[Nattacus]

3:17 YOU DON'T SAY?

[MrAwpghost]

Lol

[Kritickos]

so is this a comedy?

[MultiShady420]

@Kritickos Dark  Comedy

[MultiShady420]

@Kritickos yes.

[hoy54]

I'll show my son this 2:16, he will learn it from the first time

[RoLLWithITOasis1]

What's the song from 6:00 to 6:18?

[Conkyisaliveandwell]

one of the funniest fucking movies i ever saw in my life lol

[Conkyisaliveandwell]

the best nicholas cage film ever made lol!

[CreatoroftheChibis]

BAHOO!

[DJCooqieDough]

Did I just hear the Windows "error" noise at 9:48?

[thekillerose]

lol hes soo funny no matter how stupid me makes his face look, hes still be amazing

[cobraqueen65]

"THERE YOU ARE!"

[buttercremehonda]

Nicholas Cage: spazzing out for no good reason since 1982.

[janellejulianajoy]

5:16......was just a tad ridiculous....lol.

[darknumber000]

Does he kill Alba?

[MultiShady420]

@darknumber000 naw her brother kill him

[UndefinedZProduction]

@stictch1219 you're doing it wrong. Its 3:08

[SethSabri]

and the first thing that came to my head was "Never go full retard".

[janellejulianajoy]

@SethSabri That is a perfect response to this video.....was he serious?

[Vassild]

TOOOOO LATE!!!!!

[darkwave90]

YOU DON'T SAY?!!

[astr0wh0]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[VictoriatheNomad]

3:50-4:03 i can't stop watching XD

[MrBobSwerski]

rofl 5:15-5:28



[MrBobSwerski]

"You just PUT it IN...the right FILE...! According to alphabetical order! Ya knowww A, BEEE, CEEE, DEEEEE, EEEE, EFFFF, GEE!!! H! I! J! *clapping*"

[chizzly74]

you forgot when he was screaming in the middle of the street hahaha

[walkamileforyou]

Cage sucks, appropriate he should play a vampire then, he seems to have found a role that caters to his only strength.

[gaddes01]

to be fair some of this is down to bad writing.

[SHEISTHEKILLERQUEEN]

"alba, alba, ALLLLLLLBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAA!"

THERE YOU ARE ROFL!!!!!!!!

[goldtaills]

what is this movie about??? XD

[Stitch1219]

2:55 YOU DON'T SAY?!?!

[BridgetC]

I have always loved this terrible movie, thank you so much for making this.

[ikhoudvanvlaai]

Do i need to watch this after this clip for more fun stuff or is that it?

[YoHinomuraVV]

In my Opinion Cage's best role. Anyone who thinks this guy's a bad actor, watch this and if you still think he can't act, I'll be seeing you REAL soon.

[LolaIsOnTheFloor]

This is one of the best worst movies of all time.

[othersunsets]

WHAT IS THIS MOVIEEEEE HAHAHA.

[blondeaintdumb]

i love how everyone just walks by like nothing is wrong. NYC?

[wickedfeylady]

....this is a documentary right? Made in 1995 by Werner Herzog, called Nicolas Cage: Acting Maverick ?

[stepaniss]

Nicholas Cage used to be a great actor, Until he took an arrow to the knee.

[SWHalo2]

3:40

best part.

[lovemeordie83]

5:18 "Oh God, I'm late for the 'Thriller' music video rehearsal and I can't find any of the crew. Micheal Jackson is gonna be so pissed..."

[ChicoLatino562]

Wow this too friggin' funny =)

[ChicoLatino562]

Hahahahahaha Damn Nicholas Cage is one crazy motherfucker =)

[m598lmr]

3:21 Don tell me!!! #LOL

[Argh1212]

4:32 that's like Tom Green, DEAD on

[ikilledAeris]

This entire video was an outrageously hilarious and terrifying mindfuck to the maximum.

[xtinefukovski]

i have an unhealthy obsession with nic cage... just the 80's-90's cage tho, when his shit was awful.

[solidsnake2234]

Vampires kiss wasn't really a movie. Someone just paid some cameramen to follow Nick Cage around for a week XD

[marceltion]

@solidsnake2234 i agree with that.but just imagine a remake of nosfurotu. the first vampire movie

[solidsnake2234]

@marceltion well...lets just pray they never remake that....it would be just another CG effect filled crap remake.

[mikebalboa25]

8:57 what is he, renfield?

[destructinator]

I like to imagine that Nicholas Cage isn't actually acting. I picture one producer saying "What the fuck is he doing?" to another producer, who responded "Holy shit, I don't know. Film it!"

[youareyellow]

I fucking love this movie.

[BornToLoveJoker]

sollte ich jetz lachen oder ernst wie die anderen sein? also ich hab dermaßen gelacht eyy :DS

[Deere55]

I first heard of this from the "Nicolas Cage loses his shit" video and wanted to see it. I have recently done so, and I have to say, it's surprisingly good for what clips you see on the internet. You just have to watch the whole movie. It's probably the best "B movie" I've ever seen.

I also watched Deadfall after I saw the nicolas cage video. Can't say the same about that movie....

[Vortigern99]

Wow, the dude is off his nut. This stuff is hilarious... but you gotta realize, they were intentionally making a freak-out comedy. And boy, did they ever.

[anemone9]

In case anyone thinks I'm making light of some very serious issues, I should add that the main character does some things that absolutely aren't funny at all. And some of the clips in this video barely cut around those things.

[painlessissuicide]

@anemone9 there also not in chronological order

[psychopomp88]

I need to see this so badly. I've been waiting for Netflix to get it for over a year now.

[dude15697]

@psychopomp88 Well, they have it on instant right now.

[psychopomp88]

@dude15697

Oh is it? I just cancelled my Instant account a few weeks ago. I guess I'll have to start it up again.

[dude15697]

@psychopomp88 Yeah, but it's available until the first of November.

[MultiShady420]

what is wrong with this guy.

[tugia1]

great movie 5/5

[AveRajala]

Ridiculous Cage 

[elTenedor2]

So glad you included him jumping on the table. "There you are!"

[TheXell]

Jesus Christ, almost ten minutes of "best of" from an almost 91 minutes long movie.

Nick, you're amazing.

[Catslovedogs2007]

lol @ his laugh

[ChefPybro]

I AM A VAM-PIYA.

[Jackalofdeath]

lol

[crazyasscool7]

was this suppose to be a serious role?

[anemone9]

@crazyasscool7

It's a black comedy making fun of the '80s corporate upper class, like American Psycho. All these scenes were definitely intended to be funny, but they're still bizarre and over the top.

[westben2000]

why isn't he sparkling?

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[HotBroodish]

AALLLLLVVVIIIINNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[HotBroodish]

I have no idea if this is a fantastic farce or a terrible drama. It's quickly becoming my favorite movie I haven't actually seen though.

[painlessissuicide]

this may be a stupid question, but *is* he an actual vampire?

I've never seen the movie, only clips like these

it seems more like he's just a crazy guy who thinks he's a vampire

[zeeroj]

@painlessissuicide I've heard he's schizophrenic. I'm grabbing it now. For the love of Cage.

[Godzie1]

@painlessissuicide No I don't believe he is actually portraying a vampire on this film, in fact he is playing more like a "Rentfield" (A vampire's slave) who feeds on insects & small living creatures. Yes acts insane & Cage did a wonderful job of it!

[painlessissuicide]

@Godzie1 Renfield was the characters name

[Godzie1]

@painlessissuicide In the original Dracula (Bella Lugosi) His slave was named Renfield.

[painlessissuicide]

@Godzie1 in the original Dracula (the NOVEL by Bram Stoker) his slave was named Renfield

that's the name of the character, not the term for a vampire's slave

[Godzie1]

@painlessissuicide Reinfield on Dracula (original) was his slave & don't get so technical about it because your driving me batty! I never said it was the name of "a" slave...It was Lugosi's Slave & when anyone thinks of that movie Reinfield was his slave!

[ChelitaSalsera]

Wow I adore Nic Cage, but I had no idea he made such a horrible movie :P haha But I still love him and I am just going to consider this his idea of a comedy :P

[kester110]

HE IS A VAMPIRE!

[831WatsonvilleCa]

I knew he was a vampire all along.

[painlessissuicide]

has everyone seen the Civil War pic making the rounds, where the guy looks EXACTLY like Cage?

@4:24 I believe we have an explanation

[aichan25]

@painlessissuicide that pic is how i ended up here!

[dispozilla]

BOOHOO!!! BOOHOOO!!

[debunker1905]

AM I GETTING THROUGH TO YOU ALVA?!

[FragMan69]

Cage sure looks like a cartoon on this one

[davefanatic06]

The accent is because he is tripping on mescaline.

[Arsnof]

X! Y! Z!

[wargarurumon]

3:22 its like his eyebrows are about to fly of his face

[ddelfao]

@wargarurumon bahahahh good one.

[scarecrow9516]

4:21 SHE HAS SMALL TITS!!!! XD

[Playster3]

This movie is one of the greatest movies I've ever seen in my life. It's so surreal, captivating and funny as hell. Superb acting by Cage, he's as insane as anyone can be in this movie. Some people might not understand the brilliance of this movie, but I did. LOVE IT!

[CameronMarcusK]

Now this is a proper vampire movie. Although Twilight with Cam Gigandet was pretty good, Nic Cage is still the best. Pretty ironic that both are gonna be in Cage's new film Trespass. I wonder if they'll discuss the merits and symbolism of contemporary vampires lol! Peep the trailer and let me know what you think!

[Playster3]

Oh and this movie kind of reminds me of "American Psycho", both movies are simply hilarious in their insanity xD

[Playster3]

I've never seen this movie before but I most certainly will watch it now! Nic Cage is simply brilliant!

[YutubeIsForDumbfucks]

hahahaha ive never heard of this movie till know

[J5MARLON]

Did he win a Oscar for this?

[timothyluvr1992]

I wanna c this movie damn it! laugh soo freakin hard when hes tryin to catch that bird hahaha nic cage u freakin rock!

[munchies4u]

at this point I watch Nic Cage films just for the hair styles

[EmoTheElephant]

Did he actually yell "boohoo" when he cried? ROFL

[bobbiwib]

@EmoTheElephant BAhoo, actually. pfft anyone would think you're sane, the way you think crying happens......

[RealitysParadox]

Nicolas Cage is so insane it's hilarious, I love him XD

[yaoigurl4life]

Best ABC's EVER!!! That's the same way my cousin does his alphabeat AMAZING!!! LOLXD!!!

[natureboyinyourface]

i only had eyes for kasi lemmons.

[superstar2559]

This comes across as either the best comedy performance ever, or the most retarded existance by an actor ever.

[S0urCrunch]

Nicolas Cage is the best anything ever.

[BillyBobsEel]

I NEEVER MISH SPLET ANYTING!

[hoochieminh]

just tuck that pigeon into your jacket. you know, for later..

[MissMopPop]

.....maybe i should see the shrink

OUUUUHHHHGGGGG

OUUUUHHHHGGGGGAHHHHHHH

[NotMyIntention]

@MissMopPop That bit of the video just made me crack up, laughed so hard xD He's usually so stern and annoyingly plain in other films. Always too serious and boring... he needs more characters like this; he can do the unstable mental ones SO well!

[MissMopPop]

@NotMyIntention agreed!

[joel1088]

@NotMyIntention Obviously you haven't seen many Nic Cage films...

[bobbiwib]

@NotMyIntention are you kidding? nic cage is an absolute crackpot - search for "nicolas cage best moments" and prepare to have him blow. your. mind.

[NotMyIntention]

@bobbiwib I spent a good couple of hours just watching him scream and run around in random clips. Made my LIFE haha

[msblankcard]

Thank you for this

[Inspiration235]

Those people walking past him while he's holding a large piece of wood, wearing bloody clothes, and talking to himself were way too unfazed.

[JayLynnization]

"Ima vampire. KILL ME!" ... Okay Nicholas whatever ya say lol <3

[Jeheffiner]

TOO LATE! TOO LATE! TOO LATE! TOO LATE ALVA! IT'S ALL TOO LATE ALVA!!

[rameeziqbal007]

i think you should all look up "nicolas cage losing his shit" five million dollars says you won't be disappointed......haha

[sasukefish]

same guy once won an Oscar for leaving Los-Vegas. What happened to you cage?

[gargarensi]

Talk about overacting. This is why Cage is a terrible actor

[bobbiwib]

@gargarensi actually that's just Nic Cage... not sure if that makes it better or worse.

[gurnumbly]

10 minutes of Nic Cage freaking out. Haha

[dangdangBB]

I'M A VAMPI-AH! I'M A VAMPI-AH! I'M A VAMPI-AH!!!

[MissZillaable]

I miss the old, Nic "Crazy Eyes" Cage. So does Alba, I'm sure.

[officialerr0r]

8:12

I fell out of my chair laughing.

[dangdangBB]

@officialerr0r lol me too xD

[xmmh]

Jesus, how is Tom Cruise the crazy person of Hollywood? It should be Nic Cage

[Jennersis]

oh my fucking god how have i just heard of this?

[Whateveridontcaremeh]

Nicolas Cage should be an inspiration to us all people, if someone as retarded as him can be an actor, we all can aspire to become gods.

[MichaelCharles2011]

It's funny. The uploader states, "DON'T WATCH THIS MOVIE" and he makes fun of it in the description. But when I see a video I like this, I think, "I have to see this movie, it looks amazing." Nicolas Cage is the bravest actor on the planet.

[RaelinMagOydth]

0:43 - 0:58 ...that face and those noises get me every time. EVERY TIME. xD

[119fatty]

This should just be called, "Nicholas Cage's most ridiculous moments

"

[TopHatGeorge]

I can't take Nicholas Cage seriously ever. For whatever reason, he just strikes me as "insane". This might actually be a documentary.

[linux750]

this was good. not even Jim Carey could have done a better job of making me laugh during this film. Good Job Nick Cage, good job.

[yvettemitchell123]

You've go to hand it to Nicolas Cage, not many people would take on such an amazing role. I mean the hand movements were exquisite.

[firefliers333]

Ha ha most hilarious thing ever!!!

[nerdrage96]

The fucks up with his hair?

[zof31091]

what the fuck is wrong with nicolas cage!?

[mcconvilleme]

What accent is he meant to be doing?

[screamline458]

this is all the movie is. boring untill some of these parts happen

[born2sparklee]

I still can't believe he really ate that cockroach for real. That's dedication to his craft.

[Haroldscotclark]

This is Cage unbound; before the Oscar and the boring roles Hollywood began spoon feeding him. I watched the collectors edition with Cage giving commentary, and he gives reason to his method. Based on the time line of this film, I believe that Cage pulled a lot of his character from ' American Psycho' when it was just a novel. This is Cage in the raw; back in the 'Birdy' days when acting meant something....

[westben2000]

he has to be the worst actor EVER

[Mowglieboy69]

You guys don't seem to understand the point behind the phony accent he had at random times in this movie. His character was such a shallow, narcissistic prick that he'd use that accent whenever he was trying to sound smart or cultured around people.

[Aysannes]

frankly, I don't know why would anyone call him a bad actor. he is amazing. unconventional, yes. but fantastic.

[sorcererninja]

Nicolas Cage cannot say "vampire" to save his life.

[RunawayChamploo]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT