Ask Swifty - Ask Swifty - [Episode 50]

[love85939]

your hair needs to be sexy again

[SegaSonic2727]

not funny

[Minidrama145]

Haha I love these videos... I love youuuuu :D

[DutchProductionZX]

Fack why is he more famous then the Reall swifty fack!

[RipleyShaine]

HEY! Spiders aren't insects xD They're arachnids. Hince the word "arachnophobia."

[spike220818]

...Spiders aren't insects. Your argument is invalid. xD

[AidsTime]

@spike220818 haha hey said bugs and he said insects so even if they arnt insects they still are bugs lol

[spike220818]

@AidsTime Actually, the first time he said, 'This year, I'm gonna try not to kill any insects.'

[R45EL]

First time watching a Swifty video.

*video finishes*

*brain explode*

[Kammyeatskupcakes]

but a pegusus(awesome spelling) is basically a unicorn with some fucked up wings......im confused

[kittycat4763]

omg!i call a mix between a unicorn and a pegusis a unipeg! =3

[zsupercookiez]

a pegasus and a unicorn had a baby its called a ailcone

[TheUndeadbiatch]

you sir, you are crazy. but you made my day hahaha

[WolframLover00]

omg just at the end......omg the face and the omg awesomeness.

[BeautifulButUgly1]

You look so different.....Be the old swiftly we kno and love PLEASEEESSSE. (P.s. I'm the monster under your bed!)

[ShaylynxX]

dude..my phone froze on this video and now Swifty is permanently on my background. Fuckin awesome!♥

[skittles4538]

hes mot a vegin anymore... waitWHAT!!!! O.o

[AlannaAmore]

Peggycorn? O.O 5:04

[oc33n]

You sir, suck..

[ahwerdfw]

not the swifty i was searching for

[sniffy1233]

@ahwerdfw ...me neither...

[LiLCcProductions]

you have plenty of time to make the sexy bang bang! xD

[atj5432]

2:19 ..........your welcome

[spawnscape525]

Do you grow up man?

[Roxas131413]

Aw man, I haven't watched this since last year! You never fail to make me laugh Swifty. XD

[TeamAvatar2000]

its called a alicorn bro

[fuglyandsmexybitch]

Omg the hair thing at 1:37!

And I CREAMED IN MAH PANTS. And I love your videos swifty. :)

[sharkboytaquito]

I would just like to say that I absolutely love your videos and have since you started making them a couple years back. Funny then, funny now and I'm happy to be subscribing again after making a new account. Stay totally awesome!!!

[MrsJoeJonas012327]

can you steal my virginity please? i love you. c:

[TheResultsmayvery]

wait so ur first kiss was on a rainy day? and i like to eat doughnuts on rainy days? matt.. was ur first kiss a doughnut?

[XxImtoochillenxX]

So adorable!!

[jenn20568]

is youtube your Job? lol

[shanedawsonworshiper]

ok you need to take a chill pill dude.but you have lots of potential...

[30stmlunatic]

@toxicskittlez09 I kno right??

[toxicskittlez09]

I just want to marry you. <3

[kokokiygj01]

@HaHaNoLaugh lol yeah from death note right

[HaHaNoLaugh]

anyone notice that swifty's anime person looks like L?

[Sarahdactile]

@HaHaNoLaugh DEATH NOTE :D

[NoTrainOnSundays]

Swifty, it's okay, you can kill spiders. They aren't insects :)

[ominusnt]

Swifty is on Super Crack

[GlitterPixiePop]

5:02 <3

[MirandaScaresYou]

What is he holding that grosses him out at the end? I'm watching on my iPod and I can't tell aha

[CaseysSmile]

@MirandaScaresYou It's a tampon.

[fluffekitty]

what is he ssayign in the intro?

[psychoticrager]

I'll snort with you swifty!!!!!!!!

[YouHoldMeD0wn]

was the person you sexed when you were nineteen those doughnuts you ate on rainy days?

[XxXrawrarielXxX]

@1:17 omg his eyes <3 love them

[emo0random0kidds0TA]

"I can fix that virgin problem!"

[lalamccallum91]

0:45 u sound like beetle juice lol

[sammy9720]

Is milk cow pee? If not what do they pee out of

[Peggywie]

I CAN BE PEGGYCORN O.O

[AranzaBoo]

oh yes< and you have a BABYBLANCKET!!! just dat. :)

[AranzaBoo]

OMG!!!! he answered mah question!!!!!!! THANKYOU SWIFTY!!!!!!!!!! (mine was about the ostrich) :D

[aliceh260]

its ok swifty spiders arent insects :D <3

[SlaterBug077]

Those eyes... <3

[macarmenadoree]

Without bumble bees WE WOULD ALL DIE.

[shanedloverable]

Lol love your vids swifty keep making them!!! And people seriously you should stop saying "marry me!" And "your so sexy!" I'm not saying he isn't good looking but c'mon people grow up! Oh and swifty have a great new year!

[envysdaughter]

actually its an alicorn

[AnimeAutumn129]

PENIS EQUIP!!! Lol x3

[anarchyandwaffles]

emma watson and who the other chick is hot who is she?

[Terikmonte]

peggycorn? XD

[Aleu]

Aww you made this vid on my birthday. hooray play play ghey ghey nay nay

[adoredredfox]

I wish my boyfriend could grow a beard like yours.

[WolframLover00]

Omfg the medicine part!

[sandrecsik]

Are you a vegetarian? Also, is that a healing crystal you're wearing? :O

[donleavemelikethis]

"PENIS EQUIP!!!" ROTFLMAO

[mrvicki321]

omg im new to ur channel and i love u already, i cant keep my eye off ur videos there soo funny

[kissxwithafistx]

Swifty, sometimes you remind me of a sexier Jim Carrey

[jealouszombie]

I don't believe in killing anything unless it's a danger to myself,someone else, or my dog. I guess I'm even okay with it if it's a necessity to feed a family.

[Auditore26]

i hope he doesent change EXACTLY what hes doing

[ppeanutbutter]

i miss him being emo :( :( :(

[TheEnglishWonder]

The drunk giraffe...?

I think I love you. And your hair.

IT'S A SEPARATE BEING.

[morganlovesjoe]

um...seriously, eating babies...like in a modest proposal by jonathen swift

[Thecomputernerdet]

gugfYFYhhGYFyFYfkfYFkf

[ashleyb104]

Spiders aren't insects, so you can kill them and still keep your reselution :)

[AlexxAwestruckk]

I have been called a dildo for the first time, thanks to Matt. :)

[theguppy3691]

... spiders rnt insects. it has eight legs

[romanticXaddiction]

And all I will remember is Gappy Vagina. And Peggycorn. Ohlawd.

[thejerrymobile]

I'm sure 732 people have mentioned this already, but spiders are arachnids... I've always given spiders a fair chance to escape. But if they're crawling around while I'm trying to sleep, they must go. I don't want to be one of the people adding to the statistic of how many spiders the average human swallows in a year... seriously. The number may surprise you.

[jealouszombie]

@thejerrymobile I actually heard that swallowing spiders while sleeping thing isn't true. I hope it isn't.

[eminemandshanedawson]

Swifty please marry me!!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!

IM SUCH A CREEP

[ZombieFR3AK91]

I like these new videos where you throw* in serious questions :)

[ZombieFR3AK91]

oh and I don't kill bugs because they have families and lives just like us so I set them free... Even tho... They probably die some time after from either a natural cause or some A-Hole who decides to kill the bug I saved lol... but if I let it live in my house... I will... never.... sleep... again...

[Toxiclyme]

swifty i freaking love you even more after your new years resolution

didnt know that was possible.. by the way marry me or die ... juss sayin

[Mommywdwntime]

Just in case you didn't know YOU'RE BACK!! Hahaha! I love you! XD

[TheTechnerd331]

spiders aren't technically insects so your good to go lol.

[ALTRtheEGO1]

Hey swifty! Have you ever gotten a video game that you were so excited for that you tried having sex with the disc!?

[Nightmare8071]

Are you Shane Dawson & Ian Smosh's lovechild?

[Ticimama252]

I just rewatched Ask Swifty Episode 1.

You've grown up so much <3

[sexycinz]

u should shave u would look extreemlyy hotttt hahaha <3

[sugahbelle]

SWIFTY! IM ASIAN AND AT A VERY LEGAL AGE,,, WILL YOU MARRY ME?????? WEEEEEEEEEEEE

[eminemandshanedawson]

today i had a math test and the entire time all i can think of where random quotes from ur videos. Most of them from this video.

Examples:

"you don't know about the peggy-corn?"

"I can fix that, let me fix ur virgin problem"

"WEEEEEEEEEE"

"Bag of dicks"

"pinis equipped"

"put ketchup on the baby then share it"

"lalalalalallalalalallalal"

[EmobagelsRAGE]

@eminemandshanedawson what about "Shalepatoo"?

[twilightscene14]

love, is that a tiger's eye necklace?

[krajjen]

do a video with capndesdes!

[Sasukeloverxxx]

A pegicorn? You mean Princess Celestia?

MLPFTW

[jaiphenthecleric95]

@Sasukeloverxxx EFFING MARRY ME.

[JessicaJABBERWOCK]

Greetings from the girl who asked if you have ever used a Bratz doll to masturbate ;O

[rinarejection]

I honestly thought you couldnt get any funnier boy was i wrong. High five for another year of life,and a smile for starting the year on the right foot. Sceam for my birthday because who doesnt love new years

[shoonger001]

Peggy-Corn FTW!!!

[Eminemisthebestever1]

I think that is great that you are going to try to not kill any more insects. I am vegan and I don't believe in killing any living creatures, big or small. We need more people that think like that :]

[JaneEffenQ]

you never heard of a peggicorn SOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN

[ritucker23]

You're so weird did you get dropped on your head when you were a baby or do you do drugs and you're so cute I love your hair

[MzJuice1313]

If Swifty got a bowl cut, he'd be Ian from Smosh

[swiftkaratechop]

@MzJuice1313 :B lol

[Terikmonte]

@MzJuice1313 he does look a bit like him i mean the color of his eyes lolz

[InvaderPiye]

Your New Year's resolution should be to get a more interesting background.

:(

Sad faced audience.

[swiftkaratechop]

@InvaderPiye hahaha! I KNOW! :o OK! ima figure this out! :P

[sushidude1]

oh god that dirty picture thing oh god

[Kenzilla95]

spiders aren't insects....

[KitanaLili]

Dear swifty, if you could be in any movie, which one would it be?

[swiftkaratechop]

@KitanaLili star wars :X SITH BADASS :X :P lol

[ZachVaughntv]

Hey swifty, I dont know how the fuck to send my question.... so here it is

Do you smoke weed? Cuz that would be awesome, you fucking hilarious when im high :D

[Brogan66]

You know... you eat bugs. Spiders more specifically. In your sleep. I guess that doesn't count as killing them, though, right? Because... they kind of just crawl in there on their own. hmmmm

[DebbieslikeOMG]

@swiftkaratechop You probably don't know it but by reply to my comment you just totally made my day <3

[mike72472]

what if you roll over while you're asleep and you crush a bug without knowing it, but then you wake up and its stuck to you?!?

[swiftkaratechop]

@mike72472 :O D: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! <- thats what happens!

[DoodlesByAdzie]

Am I the only one who head bangs when the intro starts? 8D

[DrawMyMindWithBlood]

SEXY BANG BANG, that what ima call it from now on teheh!

[xXKenzieGurlXx]

Ahaha! You remind me sooo much of my friend Dean, LOL! I love it:3

[shanesbitch101]

quadracorn a unicorn with 4 horns!!!!! yess fuck yeaa

[brianacrazy101]

i love yoouuu:]

[SuperZombieToast]

Do more relationship advice! :)

[xXkillpasteXx]

swift next episode..PUT ON SUBTITLES !!!

[iPOW3R]

Hey Swifty,What is your favorite pokemon?



[thewolfkingskeeper]

YO! swifty!...you should come live at mah house :) <3 pwwwwwwz?????

[Callie0x0x0x]

love you and all, but could at least pick someone hot to be your crush like adriana lima or alessandra ambrosio...beats emma watson any day.

[swiftkaratechop]

@Callie0x0x0x alesanda reminds me of my sister :O lol and adriana has a man and is preggors :x im not that kinda dude, she can have her happy life, and ill take EMMA MUHAHAHAH o.o

[Terikmonte]

@swiftkaratechop ahhhhahh im sitting here and im listening to question #7 and i was just sitting there and when you stopped this is what i said --> "What???"

[Kizzieluvscake]

ask swifty episode fifty

it rhymes!

[paigecouch992]

Marry me :)

[Xxcgirl411xX]

Omg I finally found the song at the end!

Violet - The Waterfall (Mirrored Theory Remix) <--- if you type this in the search bar :D

Took forever but gosh it was worth it :D

[swiftkaratechop]

@Xxcgirl411xX :D AWESOME! hehe posted the link on my new video! :P hehe

[Xxcgirl411xX]

@swiftkaratechop woot! :D

[jackisgangs]

@swiftkaratechop im a vigina 6:01

[swiftkaratechop]

@Xxcgirl411xX i put it in the description too! :D

[Xxcgirl411xX]

@swiftkaratechop Yay :D because i know others wanted to know what the song was :p but on a sIdenote you amazing at your videos and I LOVE YOU :D

[eminemandshanedawson]

@swiftkaratechop I wish my first kiss was like yours.

Kisses in the rain are the best <3

[w00tgirl]

I have a crush on you...oh.

[butterflywings15]

Hermione Granger! :D

[protazerg]

Spiders are arachnids, not insects. so you can still kill spiders if you need too. :P

[wordlesess23]

@protazerg same shit if it crawls onm ur back its an insect lol

[cjthekid115]

you suck now

[BlackCatBananaTV]

Spiders aren't insects...

[KdoubleJ128]

swifty at 1:37 !!! lets all say it together now, UNFFF !

[RedLockerTV]

I think this is the best episode of ask swifty ever, it had the perfect amount of funny and real material keep up with the good work Matt we love you!

[awethomical]

oh ok so its not okay to kill an insect but its totally fine to kill other animals?

[NikkiiChanxD]

MAJESTIC! xD

[SHINeeperson]

Why is it that everytime he says "HEY YOUTUBE!", he looks like he has to poop and has to hold it in for the video?

[WeEatAcidCrayons]

I just wanna give you a hug! :D

[KattLane7]

I love the face he makes @ 8:19 xD

[BillyTalentoO]

1:02 who's the girl on the right?

[koyfishie9]

@BillyTalentoO I think Olivia Munn.

[Hell0B3autiful]

@BillyTalentoO Santana or Naya Rivers from Glee I think..

[mikezard123]

@BillyTalentoO Sorry if people already answered, but it's Olivia Munn.

[TheVanezza101]

@BillyTalentoO omg thats what i was asking

[FramingDevilSleeping]

@BillyTalentoO olivia munn. she is mostly known for being on a show called Attack of the show.

[Mommywdwntime]

@BillyTalentoO Olivia Munn is the girl on the right. You can find her on G4 and other places and magazines.

[Jaden1914]

Ik you won't but in your next video you should give a shout out to me! You're so amazing and I watch all your videos! (:

[maddymae22]

your the man version of jenna marbles!!

[maddymae22]

Come to St. Louis!! We have the Arch!!!!!!!!

[bunnybooties]

Ask Swifty #60: Matt will be filming himself either in a half-way house sanitarium with a nurse giving him his meds from a little plastic cup or he'll be filming himself driving off a cliff at 120 mph whilst drinking his sixth Rockstar whilst a supermodel goes down on him as he screams,"PENIS!!!"Either way, there's a lot of coming!Ooh girl!:O

[msnimrod86]

THE TITLE RHYMES!! xD

[musiclovengirl]

I am a tomboy so i dont have a problem with guys at all.

[greenincywincyspider]

If you had to be a skittle or an M&M which would you be?

[HanHansell]

@swiftkaratechop Yeshhhh you're doing awesome! It's nice to have you back in mah sub box biotch <3 We missed you :D

[tygnrfan]

@swiftkaratechop what would swifty do???? :O

[Sarahdactile]

i was having a really bad day, and then i found this. i'm now really happy :D