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  • I feel bad for the guy who has to do the spot light for this event.

  • Toooo funny!!

  • Haha!! I love this so much! Too funny!

  • You just keep contradicting yourself and really not being funny, just... Adam and Eve were put in the same garden with animals and they talked to the animals and were ONE WITH THE ANIMALS! I will be the first to admit that I eat meat, I just ate weaved bacon (XD) but I believe... OK! so how would you as a homo sapien (aka ANIMAL) like to be put on a belt with your death closing in and then for shits and giggles have your throat cut while you are still alive! Party at the meat factory!!

  • Wales dont eat people...??

  • Dog-pile on the cheetah! 

  • i think its ok to eat animals because they eat eachother and its just part of nature, but when humans abuse animals and think they are better then them, i completely disagree.

  • @blackforest995 I agree we should not abuse animals, but You don't think we are better than animals R U kidding me?

  • @edwardisrad are you kidding me? what..you think we are better because we are bigger or something? they probably think their own kind is better than us to.

  • 1 And God blessed Noah and his sons and said to them, "Be fruitful and multiply and fill the earth. 2 The fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth and upon every bird of the heavens, upon everything that creeps on the ground and all the fish of the sea. Into your hand they are delivered. 3 Every moving thing that lives shall be food for you. And as I gave you the green plants, I give you everything.

  • The book of Genesis is very clear about animals being put on the earth for the purpose if food. So yes, while they are God's creatures he intended for us to eat them.

  • @Gothix114 Yes, but not for me. I don't have to partake in eating them. The more people that stop eating meat, the less demand there is for it, so less animals are killed for it.

    I don't wish to get into an argument about it. I like Brad Stine and think he's hilarious (including this video) I just disagree with his beliefs on this subject.

    Take care :)

  • I'm a vegetarian, as I love animals and don't wish to eat them. They feel pain, stress, fear and can suffer and have a right to live as much as us. I also believe we should not harm them, since they are Gods creatures. Obviously it's not possible to live without harming things (like bugs) but that doesn't mean I should go around intentionally killing animals or eating them.

    But I still found this hilarious XD

  • @natenation The animals die whether you eat it or not.

  • lolwtf :)

  • wow, this guy really sucks xD i love meat as much as anybody, but this just isn't good, it's lame

  • @corruptor911 smoke weed, you'll get used to him..

  • Not all who disliked this idiot are vegetarian. I disliked this. I'm vegan. Bye bye.

  • 9gag was here.

  • but what about humans that are like animals and are stupid and dangerous, are they not equal? thats a dilemma

  • 198 Likes

    44 Dislikes

    18% is vegetarian, fuck yeah!

  • is that a singstar microphone?

  • I'm sorry for everyone who agrees with him but he's argument is trivial and ignorant.

  • idk who 9gag is, Infedil braught me here!

  • u troll!

    

  • People must realise that cooking is not natrual. We are the only species who cook. Everything that exsists in nature eats the food raw ..If we ate raw meat..Then we would be sick as dogs. With extreme stomach lining problems. Theres a new underground movement .. we are going into a new era and its time to get back to nature. Look up 'markus rothkranz' and the 'rawbrahs' .. Also read the china study. As "intelligent" human beings we must learn compassion.. Unless you have natrual killer instinct,

  • @nextinline777 we used to eat all of our food raw, but thousands of years of well cooked food has destroyed our resitance to certain bacteria and virusses. This way we can´t just start eating our food raw, but we would have to get used to it slowly (over like 1 or 2 thousand years)

  • thumbs up if 9gag brought u here

  • i liked it until the ''greatest country hurr'' part

  • Lol. I thought I was the only one "reasoning" with bugs :D

  • ima bugs rights activist

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  • This guy is a joke and far from funny. Waste of life.

  • people seem to get this wrong all the time:

    cogito ergo sum, as stated by rené descartes, assumes that if you can think about your own thoughts, it means that you are able to realize that you exist

    however, this statement is from 1641!

    psychology assumes that animals lack this ability, however, psychology is a very young part of science and many theories of psychology are disproved after some time

    ergo: animals may know that they exist very well and it is not fully proven yet that they don't

  • @wolffe93 also, animals very well know what death is, if you ever had an animal, you know that it mourns about dead (or soon to be dead) family members it loved

    some birds even go as far as when their partner dies, they stop eating until they die too

    foxes bite of their feet if they are caught in a trap because they know they would die otherwise

    and of course a dog isn't afraid of a gun, because it never learned that a gun is deadly

    if you gave a gun to a young child it would play with it too

  • cruelty =/= eating meat. cruelty = abuse.

    also lol 'dog pile on the cheetah'

  • is this guy seriously making fun of animals?he makes things that humans do and makes it look like its the animal's fault! if animals werent afraid of dying then they wouldnt run from predators for example...

  • We shouldn't be cruel to animals.

    However, I would never become vegetarian, because eating meat can be good for you.

    Please Vegetarians. I respect the fact that you can eat what you want, but please don't stop your kids eating meat.

    Let them make their own minds up when they're old enough to understand. If you ban your kid from eating meat, you're as bad as religious people that force their opinions on their kids.

    Also stop bitching about this video, its called a joke!

  • @BeastLordofMetal Its already been proven that we are not built to eat meat. Our physical body does not have that of a carnivour. We have long intestines, rounded teeth, our "k9s" are not meant for biting into flesh. If we we're meant to eat animals then we would be able to eat the flesh raw. We simply cannot. If you need science proof then read the china study. People are eating meant not out of nessesity, Just because we can swallow something then shit it out does not mean its natrual.

  • @nextinline777 omg, you`re so stupid...

  • @nextinline777 if you can shit you can eat it

  • @nextinline777 This argument is a complete failure. We are not built to be carnivours, I know, we are omnivorous.

    I never said we are "meant" to eat meat, but the fact that our bodies can digest it, convert it into energy and help our growth and development, shows the human body is incredibly adaptable and can survive on most of what you put in your mouth.

    We do not have to eat meat, I never said that, but we can eat it and it can be good for us.

  • @nextinline777 No one is a carnivore... we're omnivores.

  • @gothix114 No we are not. Omnivores can eat meat raw. Figure it out

  • @nextinline777 lol alright then, tell us what we are. We are obviously not herbivores, we're not carnivores, so what are we?

  • @gothix114 Well the truth is, we are herbivores that just so happen to find a way to safely consume animal flesh. Most of the weeds in our drives and gardens are actuall edible. Theres a guy in california that owns 3 propeties, has no job.. All he does is recycle and make money of that & lives on what grows freely within one mile of him. I found that to be amazing. The "posionous" plants are not poisonous..they are just to strong for us. But all plants have a purpose.

  • @gothix114 So it seems we function best on an alkaline diet (nuts seeds, grains, fruits and vegetables) .& live the longest, and painlessly. Because as you see around you.. Disease manifests when people get into their 50's/60's .Thats because what they hae been putting in their bodies to create new cells. Everything is used for building new cells. It's all obsorbed into you. So its either, manmade processed crap, or real natrual foods. Quinoa, avacardo, spinach, kale, dandyline just to name a -

  • @gothix114 A few. Cause you see our intestines are very long. Therefore it takes a heck of a long time for food to fully digest. Especially flesh. Its all experience in my opinion.. Personally i felt better getting of processed foods, & meat/ dairy. We already get bombarded with chemicals, why add more to the list? People are not happy anymore. Hopefully economics will end. Banish money. Get back nature. & live for happiness rater than economic slavement.

  • @nextinline777 But then after so many years the process would only repeat itself.

  • @jctp124 Maybe.. But i'd like to think maybe we can evolve through our mistakes. If we let this planet heal itself.. I highly doubt we'd repeat what we have been doing.

  • @BeastLordofMetal i'll let my kids to eat meat if they have the guts to kill and prepare an animal for a meal :)

  • @BeastLordofMetal I would not force my kids to be vegetarians. But I would now "feed" them meat. I am just a vegetarian because every "doing it for centuries" argument is invalid, because animals have never been treated this cruel. Back in the day you treated them well because you knew you would starve without them and wanted to have good food. Its sick to put a living creature in a cage thats just a little bit bigger then they are themselves.

  • @OneAndOnlyQualle "back in the day you treated them well", this is complete and utter shit.

    Back then was the same as it is now. Some people treat animals well, others don't, there are no absolutes.

    Assuming that all meat that we eat today came from an animal that was forced inside a tiny cage is ridiculous.

    This is why I hate Vegan/Vegetarians advertisements. They'll show a certain place that treats animals like shit, and people start believing that all animals are treat this way.

  • @BeastLordofMetal So.... Giant factorys that only exist to kill animals in the most effective way existed 200 years ago. What do you think that you eat if you eat at Burgerking or McDonalds? If I eat I want to eat food, not something that is full of chemical shit and hormones.

  • @OneAndOnlyQualle I've argued with thousands of people like you, and I notice that 99% of you bring up fucking McDonalds.

    When was I making an argument to defend shitty fast food restaurants? That falls into a completely different category to the types of meats I am talking about.

    And 200 years ago, no they didn't have these big factories, a big guy with an axe would go around chopping off the animals heads.

    Give it up mate, you can't win this, your arguments are very un-original.

  • @BeastLordofMetal You know whats even better? I don't care if I "win" arguments on the internet. But: Congratulations, I'm off banging my girlfriend. Btw, you know what I noticed? Chicks like vegetarians.

  • @OneAndOnlyQualle haha, so the child comes out in the end.

    Don't reply to comments that your tiny brain cannot handle.

  • @BeastLordofMetal If it makes you happy.

  • @BeastLordofMetal But, one more thing: Don't you thing that you are the one with the tiny brain because you start offending me for no reason? Aggressions? Need help?

  • @BeastLordofMetal But one more thing: Starting to offend people is of course something that you intelligent people do all the time? Then I'm proud to have a "tiny brain"

  • @OneAndOnlyQualle That is the most stupid fucking retarded argu,ent I have ever seen. "Chicks likes vegetarians" HAHAHAHAHA this isnt about getting girls you moron.

  • @gothix114 Well, the sense of living is eating and fucking. So, it is about getting girls

  • @OneAndOnlyQualle So you're a vegetarian because apparantly chicks like them. I dont understand how anyone could say that with a straight face.

  • @gothix114 Wrong. I'm a vegetarian for quite a while now, and  I noticed that a lot of girls seem to like it.

  • @BeastLordofMetal would *not* feed them meat.

  • @BeastLordofMetal It gets on my nerves when people assume that because I'm vegetarian that I'm an activist. I'm vegetarian because of a medical problem makes me get sick from eating meat. Others are like that and meat eaters get mad at us! I personally love Brad Stine!

  • @appleh26 When did I ever imply I had an ignorant belief that all vegetarians are so because they want to protect animals. I know some people have medical conditions like yourself, and some people simply just don't like eating meat because of the taste really.

  • what a douchebag.

  • young children don't know they're going to die. does that mean we can kill it and eat it? nope

  • 1:41

  • @zerospicon

    your point?

  • wrong. animals know they exist, and know they have to avoid dying.

  • I'm not even a vegetarian, but this is an ignorant dumbass.

  • @toniwinston94 It's called "comedy". You're 17 and have Bacardi rum adorning your youtube channel, what right do you have to judge others?

  • 9gag anyone?

  • @pogisigabby543 9gag everyone.

  • @pogisigabby543 Get back to 9gag.

  • this aint funny at all (9gag)

  • Humans have a responsibility to use our intellect and wisdom and empathy to be a step up from our primate ancestors, because we can CHOOSE what we're gonna do next. Therefore, when we are cruel, it is premeditated, and so it's much worse than when a lion kills an antelope.

    I do agree that the fixation on cute animals is crazy, but hey, that's what the majority of people care about, so they are more likely to donate to help those animals, and so more money goes into animal welfare overall.

  • @MrSomewhere Well said. Kudos!

  • I love this guy

  • lol peta are weird they sued nintendo because mario has racoon suit

  • @TheKavInc That's cause their not weird... they are crazy! It's a video game, but it seems they feel that it encourages skinning and wearing animal furs! Mario gets his Tanooki power from a leaf not a dead tanooki! XD Oh PETA you make me feel like I'm actually smart.

  • Who can honestly think that animals do not know they exist and are not afraid of death?? The animal rights movement is only about giving them the right to life and not to die unnecessarily for our pleasure. And I love when people go from the argument that we are better because of our intelligence to the argument that it is okay to eat animals because animals eat each other... they don't see the contradiction in that

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  • Take this as a lesson animal rights activists! Show the world what is right and what is wrong.

  • I was right, it just took him till a whole other video to get there.

  • He's pretty funny but why do I get the feeling he's about to go on a pro-god or anti-atheist rant?

  • @MrMZaccone because atheists don't make any sense with their "philosophy"

  • @msguitar1451 Atheism, or at least agnostic atheism makes perfect sense.

  • @MrMZaccone Go look up "atheism" and "agnosticism" in an encyclopedia. "Agnostic atheism" is an oxymoron...

  • @gunnern1 No, it certainly is not. agnostic: noun - a person who holds that the existence of the ultimate cause, as God, and the essential nature of things are unknown and unknowable, or that human knowledge is limited to experience. Atheist: noun - a person who denies or disbelieves the existence of a supreme being or beings. How are these incompatible? I disbelieve yet hold that the ultimate truth in these cases is unknowable. There are also "gnostic" atheists. I'm just not one.

  • @MrMZaccone As per the definitions you just supplied: an Agnostic holds the existence of God as "unknown" (hence it may or may not exist). An Atheist denies such an existence. Now I've looked up some claimed definitions of "agnostic atheism", and the definition is right in the ballpark of "gnosticism". As far as I am able to locate material on "agnostic atheism" (or "agnostic theism") builds on a misconception of gnosticism. Denying is different from simply not knowing...

  • @gunnern1The definitions I "supplied" are right out of the dictionary and still you missed the point. You managed to cherry pick what you wanted and ignore other possibilities. I don't "deny" the existence of god I merely "disbelieve". They are not the same and that being the case the rest of your post is entirely irrelevant. In any case how can "agnostic" and "gnostic" be at all the same when they are in fact polar opposites?

  • @gunnern1 Let me explain it so even a child could understand. I disbelieve "god" because there is no evidence to support it, this makes me an "atheist" by the definition with regard to any concept of "god" which has ever been presented to me. I admit to having no knowledge (gnosis) or experience of god, this makes me an "agnostic" with regard to the general proposition of god. "Agnostic atheist" ... NOT an oxymoron. You ... just a moron.

  • @MrMZaccone In other words, you are an agnostic. While the proposition of "God" remains unknown (or unknowable), your only disbelief of a "God" only stretches as far as to the lack of evidence. Ergo not really an atheist, but an agnostic leaning towards atheism as the likely reality.

    On the part of making sense: disbelieving something due to lack of any evidence in either direction is the least sensible of all.

  • @msguitar1451 well actually they do, simple principle, because church really has no valid explanation to why God exists, other then, we say it does, you must believe...

  • BORING! PREDICTABLE.

  • This guy is a maniac and he doesn´t talk about any scientific fact. What a maniac.

  • @poderiu Dude, he's a comedian lighten up!

    Besides the fact that he's using logic, you know, that stuff that sort of trumps science if it's flawed ^-^?

  • @SenshiofWolves Wait, isn't science entirely built on the foundation of facts, research, and tests? That's what separates it from just stuff that's made up.

  • I'm a vegetarian and I loved this. 

  • Brad Stine - 1

    Animal Rights Activists - 0

  • hey i like bugs and i hate when people kill bugs so :P

  • If I had to eat animals to survive it sucks for the animals and I don't care. So people like PETA can take a hike if no vegetation was around and only animals they'd forget there beliefs and go for that tasty animal right away!

  • LMBO!!!! " Be Kind To Carp" LOL!!

  • The thing he says about the dog licking the gun can be likened to human babies. They just don't know the pain it can cause. If you shot a dog's mother/father/brother/sister etc. and it died, then obviously the dog would be scared of any other gun he saw.

    So when i think about, i think, IMO, that all animals are equal in the way that human babies are equal to human adults

  • @wielderofdrumstix

    human babies will grow and learn but a dog will never start begging for it's life.

  • @U104 What about people who are severely mentally disabled?

  • BRING IT ON!!!!!

  • This dovetails into how reasonable causes get absconded by extremists, whether from radical belief or to move the goal posts so there is sustained need for their services. Consider Greenpeace, PETA, etc. where some ex-founders and members believe their organizations now do more harm then good for their mission.

  • Finally, a man who isn't afraid to say what everybody else is thinking, AND he makes it into comedy. Hallelujah!

  • @xXClaireBear09Xx

    louis CK and george carlin.

  • ALL SISSIES GOIN TO HELL!!!!!

  • Ok, so what is the truth then genious?

  • your the moron, he is speaking the truth, not hand feeding you some PETA bullshit you hippie bitch.

  • What an idiot.

  • It is intriguing that there are only activists for CERTAIN animals while the others are completely ignored. It's better if you're an activist for restoring endangered species, so then you wouldn't be so contradicting. It is simpossible to break the food chain. All we can do as humans is to make sure it's well balanced. Now THAT'S a realistic approach.

  • Only way you can do that is with a shotgun.

  • Funny, and true.

  • This man speaks truth! :)

  • intelligent response...shrew

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  • You don't know proper english!

  • This is SO true. I mean, honestly, I agree with you even though you didn't back your argument... At all.

    I'm not gonna randomly go out and slaughter some animals, but their not on the level with humans, and when given the chance, they will attack and eat us, so... What the heck.

  • I got about half way through and couldnt finish it. One of the good things about being human is having the ability to take care of others. He says we are better than animals but enforces stooping to their level by eating/killing them. How is it being better than them if you encourage doing exactly what they do?

    I'm not a vegetarian or anything, I just think this guys whole angle is very confusing.

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  • well he is somewhat funny... I can see why all you people like him but he is SO wrong about the issue. And if you guys are happy with the information you get from a comedian about ethics and phylosophy then ițm sorry for you. Please pick up an ethics book maybe he will sound dumb to you too.

  • I've an ethics book, and no-where does it say "Do not kill animals" I not saying ust go kill them, we are in charge of them, but we're not supposed to be cruel

  • Brad Stine is AWESOME!!!

    Go meat!

  • yea fucker, go meat... What a douche. Its not a football match or a nascar race you fucking redneck its pain and suffering we are talking about. Keep the moronic sports lingo in your trailer.

  • I alowed my opinion, and are alowed yours, don't attack me cause I've a different view!

  • this is disgusting. its like he is making a video belittling and joking the Holocaust.

  • The Holocaust was the slaughter of thousnads upon thousands of Jews, and you compare this to that you are twisted!!

  • this is the sickest thing i have ever seen.

    i cannot believe how ignorant this man is, and how he really has no idea or has done no research on anything he has talked about. and i dont understand the type of person with so much hate inside them that they have to criticize and joke a group of people for helping a cause and caring about something.

  • some people caugh*you*caugh have no sense of humor and can not take a joke

  • i have a sense of humor, trust me, but the problem here is that he is completely belittling and underestimating a serious problem in our world right now, and by joking about it (in a malicious way), he is also encouraging everyone in the audience to not care and to make light of the situation. i wish it was just a joke, but it is so much more than a joke. im just being honest and explaining myself i dont want you to think im being an angry youtube person.

  • all he's saying is that animal rights activists aren't consistant, and he's right

  • by the thing about insects? thats what im saying, thats like when people say ignorant comments like "well you kill plants too, theyre alive" but thats not the point, the point is the nervous system and that they are conscious and feel pain etc. all the "animal rights" people i know work for rights of all animals.

  • But animals are not aware a EXISTANCE, they arn't aware of life or death, they arn't afraid of death or pain

  • this is the last time im going to say on here. you have to know that animals are afraid of pain and death, why do they run from being attacked, why does an abused dog cower when you try to pet it on the head (becuase it thinks you are going to hit it and its afraid of getting hit again). like really i dont mean this is a bitchy youtbue way, but you have to know that it is clear that animals obviously fear pain and death.

  • this is a comedian he is not serious!!!

  • They dont fear pain or death, they know what will hurt them, its not that they fear it. In one of my nursing classes (cant remember the part of your brain that Im talking about) we learned that there is one distinct part of our brain that animals do not have. And that part controls reasoning and fear and what not. So get off the tree and step back into the real world. I mean seriously, its scientifically proven that animals are inferior.

  • then why do animals that have been abused cower when something triggers their memory? i adopted a dog who was abused, and she is terrified of boards and long tools- she was hit in her past. how can you not think animals dont fear? go into any slaughterhouse and you can see the fear.

  • Your right, that deer I killed this weekend looked full of fear. He was full of blood too!

  • Im just saying that is what I learned in anatomy class, its pretty hard to argue with science.

  • @catherinew5690 Because animals are also afraid of getting hurt. If they know it's gonna hurt them, of course they're gonna be afraid of it.

  • @catherinew5690 Oh, sorry, you're talking to someone else. ^^" Nevermind, I'll leave you two that.

  • @PurrimofLeir We have very good evidence that dolphins, elephants, and great apes like chimpanzees are aware of their own existence to an appreciable degree. Further, chimps and elephants show signs of mourning dead friends and relatives. This doesn't mean that they're automatically equal to humans - it just means that the whole issue isn't as simple as Stine portrays it here.

  • @catherinew5690 well you need to learn to quit working for the rights of animals becasue they have none we do because we are human i should not have to explain why humans are better than animals and that we are above them and we can do to them as we please(in less its a dog or cat, or kitten or puppy because they are so cute).

  • I second WesMan282 comment.

  • @catherinew5690 because the group of people you are talking about (animal rights activists) have no common sense and are nothing but a bunch of dumbasses who for some reason think animals are equal to us. really has any animal been to the moon? has any animal learned how the atom works? has any animal learned how to make nukes? no they have not and they taste so freaking good. do you have any idea how good KFC is? well you best try it and you will see why everyone hates you animal rights people

  • @sauron4316 Your arguments are SO convincing. *sarcasm*

    For one thing, judging by your criteria for what constitutes as human, fetuses aren't human and neither are mentally challenged people. I mean have you ever seen a fetus go to the moon or make nukes. Obviously they don't deserve rights. On another note, you're right when you say that chicken tastes good. However, so does the human brain. It's possibly the most delicious meat in the world. You should try it some time.

  • 6:56 "Where are the bug rights activists?!" lol! ^-^

  • This is great.

  • I love the bit of whales 0:56-1:08 YAY! This is my favorite one of his sketches

  • i know! it is so ignorant im shocked at how much he really doesnt know what hes talking about.

  • this guy could win any animal rights arguement ahaha.

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