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  • Never got anything stolen. My dad though, all the time. His latest was his canon dslr with $1000 worth of lenses. Yup. Lucky asshole.

  • It was OlgaKay!

    REVENGE IS A BITCH!

  • Someone stole 150 francs from me when I was in France a good few years ago, like before the euro thing happened. Now, while that worked out as not really that much money, I was about 7. Who steals from a freakin' 7 year old?

  • 96 people have AIDS-Cancer.

  • stupid fags

  • someone stole $10,000AUD from us once. then the bitch fled to china.

  • there was a story that Mr. Rogers car was stolen once but the car was returned a few days later with a note that said "sorry mr. rogers we didn't realize this was your car". true story

  • i meant not at the store. haaa also i love my mustang.

  • my mustang got broken into. on black friday. while i was shopping. but the car was at my house and not at home. and this sucks doubly because i had just wrecked it, without insurance. and not only do i have to fix my own car, which is just not gonna happen till i graduate from college, or recieve thousands of dollars for free, i also have to pay the insurance company for the car i hit, because in our state, ohio, the insurance company decides who pays. which i think, is a dumb idea.

  • stupid fag he's not gonna read your comment loser. No one cares.

  • You keep your Girl Scout cookies in you car?

  • Stole a $8000 Pure gold Rolex from me.

  • you need to stop telling your neighbors that you're going out of town.

  • They stole my 5 bucks

  • I've only got robbed once personally. middle school some guy stole my phone and I 'told on him' and he had the nerve to yell at me and said "just because I'm black" when he knew I saw him take my backpack. the strange thing was he stole my crappy phone but not my wallet.

  • someone stole my $657 mountain bike. funny thing is that it was a friend so i got it back and he gave me his iPod as a sorry so i wouldnt tell is parents lol true story.

  • I was at the gym, and my locker got broken into. They stole $85, my iPod touch, my phone, my clothes, and my lock, for some reason. Then the gym fined me $100 to pay for a new locker. All in all they cost me about $1,200.

  • My brothers friend came over and stole my wallet that had 600+ dollars in it!

  • @expo1403 he literally read my comment

  • @idiallin Wow, sxephil read your comment! This must be the biggest thrill of your life! A big YouTube celebrity, that will never achieve anything greater than being a YouTube celebrity, read one of your comments. And you're bragging about this. The only way to top this is to walk around bragging about your 2" woody. Good luck with that.

  • The only time my car got broken into was when I left it outside for a day. Someone broke out the windows, stole all the CDs, .......... and left the cd player. Wierd, isn't it?

  • My hand stole my virginity. :[

  • 2:16 - 2:18

    Thats what she said!

  • yeah they broke into our garage and stole like $1,000 worth of dvds, a couple hundred dollar camera tripod, and all the money in the car. it sucked more than having aids, herpes and only one leg.

  • Someone went over the 5- 6 foot high fence of our patio, and stole my bike. I was 10 and loved that bike so much. Although I wasn't completely heartbroken at the time, I've been searching for one like it ever since. It was an awesome and unique paint design for a bike. Neither me nor anyone else had ever seen anything like before or since, and it fit with my personality perfectly. Hopefully I'll find it someday.

  • @TheGreenAstro how old are you?

  • You look like the guy from the hang over.

  • to bad since its a gps...you cant track it .....lol

  • last week my car was "broken" into. i left the window down and yea they took a $150 ipod with $300 worth of songs and a fake diamond earing i paid $2.45 at wal-mart

  • Your puppies are adorable! More puppies!

  • Phill your my personal heroin .

    When ever i'm down i just run to youtube.

  • I don't in in CA... so no one robs me.

    If they did, they would get a face full of lead and fail.

  • I left my Ipod touch in my bathroom and my little brothers friend came to walk to school with him and stole it that sucked and im still waiting for house insurance to give me my money back!

  • i got my dignity stolen and it sucked as much as being injected with AIDs cancer

  • the devil stole my fucking sole

  • Bastards. Sometimes life just seems to suck. But it sounds like you shook it off well. Just 'move on'. That's all you can do.

  • someone stole my £1000 bike 2 days after i got it, life sucks =[

  • someone stole my iPhone3g 10 days after i got it

  • so phil what happened to working out/ losing weight?

  • a pile of rape and then contract aids cancer rofl

  • Some stupid bop decided to break into my locker at school and take my gym clothes and itouch....life is a bitch

  • nobody has stolen anything from my car but sombody smashed my window for no aparent reason and then broke my locks for no aprent reason since nothing was missing and the car hadnt even attempted to be stolen i should just leave it unlocked and paint on the side im unlocked so people will not break the window argh

  • In 2004 someone stole my Xbox AND PS2. They didn't take my games though. That was the weirdest part. I had some really good games too. I had games like Halo, GTA 3, FF10, Splinter Cell, and KoTOR so I have no idea why they didn't take any of those, but yeah, it sucked pretty hardcore.

  • Stereo stolen out of my truck. No broken windows or anything. Leaving for school and noticed when reaching for the volume that it was just some wires hanging outta there... you know... like that.

    And also, the Internet was my idea! That SOB, Al Gore!

  • it sucks that your parking garage doesn't have cameras....

  • when i was like 5 or 6, I had a friend how was a few years older than me. I go upstairs and then out the window, we see her running down the road with one of my pencil cases. This pencilcase was my pride and joy... Then later when i went over to try to get it back, she slammed the door in my face. Life lesson learned...

  • @PearlsofMermaid Hehehe

  • someone broke ino my parents house, they just happened to pick my window that my bed is near and stole a who lot of stuff idk wat i was 4.

  • my radio from the truck... it was your mom suckky

  • sucky stolen stuff:

    -ti 94plus calculator. one of those graphing ones. it was in [i believe] the 9th grade so they didnt even need it! i was in the magnet(smartypants) program &taking fancy math so i did. had to buy another one. 200bucks down the drain

    -zen vision m. stolen right in front of me from my bookbag by a group of very large and intimidating men. funnily enough i was 12 &i had saved for 2years to get it &waited a month for it to ship from britain &i had it for a week when they stole it

  • They stole my virginity and it sucked for all 2mins of it.

  • My fucking god damn motherfucking car.... but i got it back the same weekend with all 5 tires missing (its a jeep im not an alien) and the clutch was broken and after we got it fixed up the yolk snapped so that was awesome

  • Ok. If i did that, I would at least take the Girl Scout Cookies.

  • I hope everytime your GPS gives directions to those pieces of shit they are riddled with guilt (the Catholic type) that makes them drive off a bridge into a pool of shame. Cold shame not the hot kind, and it smells of shit, like when you have had too much curry. Yeah, that's my wish.

  • My brother went to Germany and brought me back a Deuchmark. Then it got stolen. It super sucked because it got stolen right after Germany switched to the Euro. I was very angry.

  • My ex stole 10 years. Still hate that bitch...

  • About a year ago, I was in my apartment pulling an all nighter which means I was awake. when I went out to my car and opened my trunk, my subwoofer and my amp was GONE. They tried to take my radio but couldn't get it out. Sad day.. no more bump in my trunk!

  • I remember when i was walking down the street with my skull candies on and come guy grabs my arm and turns me around. I took off one ear and he's like didn't you hear me. I said no and he says give me your ipod. i decked him in the chin and took off running.

  • when I was 12 someone broke into our hunting cabin and stole a yamaha pw 80, yamaha tt-r 90 dirt bikes, 1 electric wind generator, 2 batteries, a solar panel, 4 generators (2 were broken), 2 TVs, 2 DVD players, a satellite receiver and a complete set of tools while we were out hunting.

  • Is THAT an RX8?! You ROCK, Phil! Zoom, Zoom, Zoom!

  • obama stole my happiness...

  • Nooooooooooooooo Poor 8 :( Made me go check on mine.

  • I just realized... nvm.

    I still wanna know who's crotch rocket that is.

  • When she says bike... does she mean pedal bike or the crotch rocket in the background.

    msg me back?

    thanks,

    mark

  • I broke into your house by accident. I was walking drunk and stepped through the side of your cardboard box. I noticed i walked through your bathroom and tracked piss down the side walk. Suck something and get up off the side walk. You piece of shit.

  • i had my purse with my ipod in it stolen and it sucks cause before i left to go i had a bad feeling about bringing it but i did anyway lol

  • Yes once a guy broke into my car and stole my radio..and left a bag of jelly beans. and a note saying the jelly bean bandits..Dushbags...

  • who the hell breaks into a car and steals a GPS?? AND LEAVES THE COOKIES?!?!

  • mexicans? I'm not being racist. they hate our candy<.so if they didn't steal it. it was probably mexicans. ;)

  • Lol my boyfriends car was broken into like a year ago. They broke the window with the broken end of a spark plug. It cracks the window without actually breaking it. I know lame right. Anyways they stole hes company laptop. What tossers!

  • Wow! I just learned how to break in a car quietly!

  • My truck was broken into: twice. Stereo stolen and it sucked. Damn tweekers.

    My car was stolen. And it was very surreal. Very "Dude, where's my car?" The cops found it the next day but didn't let me know until a week later. The fee's to pay at the tow place were retarded. I recommend never going through that because it really is a shitty thing.

  • I used to work at a restaurant, and we all knew and trusted each other, so we usually left our aprons with our tips in them in the front of the restaurant with the hostess after closing so we could do our side-work. Well, one day, some doucherocket friend of one of the waitresses stole the $70 I'd made in tips that night, and my iPod that I'd bought a few weeks before.

    It sucked a lot.

  • my virginity...they stole my virginity

  • @Blackguineapig they?

  • Someone stole my bag outta my locked locker at the gym, which had my keys phone and wallet with 60 dollars. The new keys costed 360 dollars, and previous owner had the locks changed so i had to have the locks changed again cuz the keys didn match everything costed around 1200 dollars to fix!! Sons of BITCHES

  • Yeah, put a glass waiver on your policy, it pays for itself, especially since your windshield will crack at one point. Anyway. Someone stole my purse from my car once, it was unlocked though. :\

  • Dude... don't leave your GPS in the car...

  • she stole my virginity it was awesome

  • The same thing happend to me except they also stole my house. Wait, can you have your house stolen from you...?

  • I was thinking what kind of idiot would break into an rx-8 when people are on vacation and not steal it. Then I saw it was a failmatic. Probably same train of thought the crook had why bother hot wiring if its not manual. You would probably just fall asleep driving from boredom.

  • QOTD: they stole my virgenity!! xP

  • Well I had my iPod stolen from me last year. Not so much stolen, as given away. It cost me $250 and some idiot picked it up after it fell out of my pocket, from which he saw it fall, and gave it to some random kid passing by. Luckily I live in a small area and I quickly figured out who it was. Unlickily, he is a douche bag and had sold it days before for smokes and beer. He is 16. I now have a COBY MP3 player. I am royally pissed. Stupid Citi Financial worker.

  • i think its time to move lol. but that sucks your awesome rx-8 got broken into =/ that car is lovely

  • Some one smashed my window and stole the x-mas presents that i had bought that day...and then last year someone stole my GPS out of my car, but atleast that time the door was unlocked, so i didn't have to replace the window. BASTARDS!!

  • Phil, do you think they broke in because they knew you were leaving town?

    Scary thought I know.. sorry for your woes.

  • Phil, do you think they broke in because they knew you were leaving town?

    Scary thought I know.. sorry for your woes.

  • One time my friend's ipod was stolen right out of his locker. It had a super unique case on it, and my friends saw a dude listening to it like a little bit later. They just asked if they could listen to it, and just took it back. I'm not sure if I would give it back or not in that situation.

  • god dhamm bums stole my jacket and lunch out of my back seat !!

  • Philip stole my virginity.

  • my dad had a trailer stolen, it even had a trailer lock on it. The frustration of getting somthing stolen makes me want to break the laws ot time and space, go back in time to when the traler was stolen and beat the motherfucker that stole the trailer over the head with a baseball bat untill there was nothing left of his head but a puddle of blood grey matter and bites of bone. it just makes me mad basically.

  • I've had my house broken into twice. Both times they walked out with Personal game systems. but it feels very violating I hate it. I want to install paintball Gatling guns that will drop down from the ceiling as an anti Theift measure.

  • stole my new pullout radio, they popped my lock thats how they got in..

  • Someone stole my pride once...but then again, no one cares...

  • Someone once stole my pride.

  • I had my flip video and my gps plus charging cables for gps and my iPhone wall and cigarette charger. Luckily they didn't break the window just stupid me forgot to lock the car. I'm prolly not going to replace because one flips customer service is horrible and two I have gps on my phone. The worst part about it is that you feel so violated after someone digs through yourstuff an takes it.

  • well at least they left the deliciousness that is the girl scout cookies. look on the bright side right?

  • I have gotten two ipods and my cell phone stolen from me in my high school P.E. class in the same year at different times though.. i guess i never learn. luv kitty

  • LMAO! 10cents.

  • watch this video with transcribe audio on and read the sub titles lmao

    XD

  • why dont you have an alarm on your car? oO

  • my house got broken into saturday while i was here it sucked shit balls like knowing they are taking ur shit and going through everthing i was pised i couldnt do shit cause they had guns and shit fuck :/.............

  • i bought a 2007 Chevy cobalt ss 2.4 in February 2007. on April 20 2007..ya stoner and drug addict day.. my car was keyed..all over and pool acid was poured on it. it took 3 months to replace everything and get it all fixed. all the time i had to make payment on a brand new car that was in a body shop..and i had to walk to work..all Arizona summer... i know who did it and still cant press charges because i have no proof. i felt like i was wronged..

  • "Stolen for you?": MY WHITE WIDOW WEED PLANT!

    i suspect my haitian gardeners.

  • My parents bought me a graduation watch that was worth $300 ... I was living in a dorm at the time during the summer. I worked at a residence. Basically, I forgot my watch on the kitchen table one day because I was doing dishes and one of my roomate's friends stole my watch and I don't have it anymore :(

  • someone ripped off the side view mirror from my lexus in the garage parking at the university. no they didn't hit it they just decided they would rip it off. yup, someone saw them doing and guess what if you don't take the mirror off the correctly it is worthless. police at your car when you get out of class. yup, 500 dollars to fix.

  • You deserve it for having a lexus when still at uni.

  • my friends dad shot i guy in the shin because he was in his garage

  • We had our lake house broken into when i was a little kid. They stole everything. Like i mean they stole EVERYTHING, my mom had even read somewhere that if you put pictures up in your house it will repel robbers from stealing your thing...they stole all of the pictures of us. Luckily insurance paid for it. It was awful though. We drove 3hours in a car on the way to a weekend vaction to the lake and when we got there our window was broken and we had nothing in the house.

  • This guy tried to break into my dad's truck with a hammer once, that's all he had to defend himself with so I took out my airsoft gun out of my backpack and quickly shot his face. While he was stunned I kicked his face and he ran away. The window was still broken so we still had to pay for it, but at least we didn't lose anything.

  • RX8? You poor buggers.

    That cars going to cost you super money.

  • My dad went to go put gas in the car and left the car door unlocked and while returning to the car he saw a guy reaching into the car grabbing my ipod.. My dad approached the guy and said not very nice words asking for it back.. dude pulled out his knife and said come get it.. So thats how that story ends and my dad is now dead.... just kidding..... he let the guy go with the 60gb ipod hope he enjoys a array of music.

  • @alexjb53 your dad has your ipod silly...

  • i like your car... i would steal it...

  • they didn't steal the girl scout cookies?? What morons.

  • wait dont you have an iphone wtf do you need a gps for?

  • haha i have the same couch.

  • When I was 7 I had a kick ass Digimon, then some @ss hole decided to jack it while i was eating snack.......... @ss

  • my car's been broken into 3 times since I moved into my current apartment 6 months ago. the first time was when I was moving and they took my stereo system and a bunch of my apartment stuff. the next two times there wasn't anything to take, which serves them right for breaking into a piece of shit Daewoo

  • My childhood dreams.

  • aaand thats why you do not go to Austin, TX. Come to College Station instead!

  • Is that your Blue Suzuki Phil?

    Nice Trek 3 series BTW!

  • fuck i forgot the cookies!!!

  • I'm sorry about the car Phil...that sucks. I hope whoever stole your GPS uses it and has it malfunction, causing them to run into a tree.

  • MY VIRGINITY AHHH SUCK SO BADE XD

  • Someone stole my backpack from my locker at the gym. I've had that bag since my first day of college. It had my wallet (which had my bus pass), two fitness books, and a some mail with new address on it. Fortunately that day, I didn't leave my phone or iPod in it. The bastard took everything in the locker except my hoodie, my mixer cup, and my eat clean diet book. It was a long walk from the gym to my house. Plus it was sunday so the bank was closed.

  • I broke into your motorbike.

  • what's the name of that song at the end of the vloggity vids?

  • I know how you feel. Our car has been broken into twice in 6 months. The first time they got a laptop, ipod, credit cards etc. This time we just lost a window but PEOPLE SUCK. They need to make their own freaking money and stop stealing from people who work for it.

  • Actually not a bad story but a good break in story. My dad was downtown at a basketball game and his car got broken into. He left the one door open so they just opened it. They looked around the car and put stuff on the passenger's seat. Then something must have startled them because they left. After finding out that nothing was taken my dad found a really nice Swish Army knife left in the car. So thief took nothing and left something behind. It just makes me laugh because the irony of it.

  • My car. sucked big time.

  • Hmm haven't had anything stolen... I mean thank god, I feel hurt someone stole your GPS D:!

    Btw, What is that song at the end!? I LOVE IT!!!

  • My neighbours got his car jack and all his for mags and tire stole haha. Me I was at university talking to the teacher and someone juste stole my laptop it was on my desk with all my notes... happy that I got backup

  • I had someone break into my car and then realized there was nothing valuable in it cause nothing was missing

  • Well...my car has been broken into a couple of times. I've lost my stereo, iPod, PSP, CD's, ect. But, once my car was actually stolen...that was very sucky~!!! Luckily I got it back, but cost several thousand dollars to fix it up again. :(

  • Someone stole my jacket at a basketball tournament, which sucked balls because it was the middle of winter and I live in Canada.

  • Shit i had people break into my house once i know how you feel,,, I went to a party at my cousins the night of spent the night and came home to an entirely wrecked house... My $800 dollar Benelli Shotgun was taken, my computer monitor was stolen, and about $2000 dollars worth of xbox games were taken... and i had just gotten that gun so i was really mad it was like being injected with a shrinking penis injection so no girl will have sex with you for the rest of your life sucky day

  • grade 11, she was big, she stole it from me :( and it sucked in a really bad way- that's what she said!

  • like $150 dollars of football equipment from me 3 days before our championship game...

  • A stupid kid stole my pencil case, some unsharpened pencils, both my hilighters, some pens and a pen that when you clicked it, it shocked you, i miss that pen....

  • In kindergarten someone stole my favourite clicky pen that I got in a happy meal :(

    I was really sad...still feeling the loss.

  • Damn... yall seem to get your cars broken into a lot

  • I had some asshole pop my door lock one time and steal my radar detector. It was a nice one so I was SUPER pissed. The worst part is that to fix my drivers side door lock it'll cost around $300. Thank God I have a remote:)

  • My old car : when it was raining someone would steal my car and leave it down at the Pub / Pokies in the same car spot locked, each time.lol this happened 5 times. They even used the cigerette tray. Then it was used in a ram raid on a shop ;( R.I.P. car. Your asking why I didn't have security in the car right? well I always got it back and they did lock the doors when they leave it, so no harm done and I know where it would be parked.

  • heres how my day was worse: My sisters boyfriend totaled my sisters car and since she wasnt driving insurance wont give any money, plus the car is in some random town in colorado so we had no hope to get it back to dallas. Meanwhile i broke my wrist snowboarding. it was fabulous.

  • Random, but love Lindsay's dailybooth tshirt. Sucks about the window and the GPS :( You should hide your GPS in the glove compartment when you leave the car. Better safe than sorry.

  • 2:16 Thats what she said

  • Girl Scout cookies no never leave it

  • someone broke into my locker in high school and stole my graphic calculator. And those things are really expensive.

  • My soul's been taken from me on multiple occasions, it's like a horcrux effect.

    I don't miss it. Them?

  • Someone stole my cello and laptop once, it sucked a lot but mostly I was just impressed with them carrying that cello down 5 flights of stairs.

  • Obama is stealing my rights bill by bill

  • someone stole my bike out of my garage

  • 0:19 is that a Suzuki SV650, or something?

    PHIL, Is that YOURS?

  • bad*

     dumb dragonfreak039

  • they stole my bike and it was goneria bake

  • yo pupiezz b da cutestt

  • I had a clepto roommate steal my underwear and denie she stole it!!! FREAK!!

  • My house got robbed and they stole my guns and my t.v. I really didn't have time to notice anything else but the next day when I got out of the shower and went to put on my deodorant. It wasn't there. They stole my deodorant too. I couldn't help but laugh

  • why did you get your GPS stolen twice Phil?!?!?! O_o Maybe its the GPS that's luring those bastards to your car window.

  • someone stole my virginity

    and it didnt suck...

    much...

  • They broke into my house lol stole all the electronics. and the rest of my grape pop! jerks!

  • fyi, i broke in and stole ur gps, and i left the girlscout cookies cuz all i cared about was stalking u. arent gps's fun?

  • ive had 3 ipods stolen from me

    1st was at a sporting event while i was playin the locker room was raided

    2nd was in my dorm room went for dinner came back it was gone

    3rd (2 weeks after the 2nd) sitting in class and it got jacked from my coat when i was at the front picking up an assignment

    YAAAAAAAAAA and i refuse to buy another one!!!!!

  • My POS car at the time was broken into but they couldn't get my 7" screen out of the dash. Left everything else. Got the glass fixed and took all of the loose crap out of there.

    They came back a few weeks later, broke the same window AGAIN, and took my screen, subs, amp, and xm tuner.

    On top of that the cheap 1-man company that tried to replace my window the 2nd time didn't do it right so it would fall into the door if I didn't hold it in place while rolling it down....

  • It was Probably RWJ after you made that vid dissing him lol.