@waters2100 again I am sorry for the tone of my first reply it is hard to express yourself through words on a screen. I also have quite a bit of formal education but I do not consider that to add any weight to my statements so I rarely if ever mention it. It doesn't matter who says something only what is said. I also do not in any way support the views of the video as it should stand on it's own as a piece of satire.
I apologize for any insult that was not my intention. I am just tired of people not stating useful replies. I went to Haiti during the relief effort. We passed out millions of pounds of food but somehow did not change their country. No surprise really because we feed them a fish and didn't teach them how to fish.
A long time ago they did have agriculture sadly because of trade agreement and crop subsidizing in major countries they are unable to produce food profitably.
Bankers have quite a bit to do with this problem but I do not have the time to explain it. I do not think though that they are alone to blame by any means. Mostly it is political. A compare and contrast of the DR and Haiti sheds quite a bit of light on the issue. Certain trade aggrements make it profitable for the DR to produce tobacco and their own agriculture while Haiti unprotected by such agreements cannot profitably produce. They do not have the advantage of shared modern farming practice.
wow. I would like to ask what kind of research you have done into banking. It is very cute that you have voiced an opinion but please do a little bit of studying first. I would suggest looking into International Political Economy. Maybe a little research into banking practices( you can even read them on the federal reserve web site) and you might also want to study economic sanctions, trade agreements and international trade laws. good luck.:)
@waters2100 or is it exactly what happened to cuba. fight the european establishment and win like china or japan tried or lose badly like haiti and cuba. u dont need the extra multifactorial analyzis to understand that its simple- bigger countries being controlled by bankers is the reason for their poverty.
yes the real Holocaust was what happened to the Native Americans not the fucking Jews but for some reason theres alot of Jew lovers who get upset when someone questions the system
CanebrakeSnake you dont even have a clue what your on about, thinking that locals will buy machetes with the money, well if we're going to generalise then what do you fat cunts spend it on? GUNS... anyway, these vids are on the ball!
if you didn't laugh you'd cry. that's what satire is partly about. however many of you morons don't get the message that great satirists like jackson are trying to get across. so you literalists from the left are outraged, and fascists from the 'right' laugh for the wrong reasons, and you moronic mainstreamers just keep shopping "for shit you don't need" and are content with your television as tranquilizer and spectator sports as your addiction. btw, fu*k the super bowl.
Not all the American founders were slave owners there was opposition to it by the way. Good luck with your campaign of no hope no future its great a little depressing but funny none the less By the way it would be an honor to have you post a quick witted insult at me. but I have to warn you Ive been imasculated by the best. I want the insult to be so bad it will result in my developing erectile disfunction... just kidding I already have erectile disfunction.
join theastronomers - o-r-g or the Landless Peasant Party landlesspeasants - o-r-g or help me start the Landocracy bank at landocracy - o-r-g there is a future but hope is for desperate people. I prefer practical action, even if only to demonstrate we are responsible for our own lives ..or lack of them.
Atheism is the strong survive thus learn how the jews did it- they slaughtered 1/3rd their population and laws obeyed whether where from- THUS slaughter all violent looters and sink all ships escaping as they are traiters leaving when they shopuld be digging our their neighbors or helpinbg- SCUM weak nation of voodo learning weak of faith lust love of hippie scum now known as atheists
Just another stupid, misinformed, left wing limey.
The USA has given BILLIONS to these heathens over the years. Where's the fucking money? They still live in huts made of mud and shit, still can't read, still can't feed themselves, etc. They're strong enough to chase each other around with machetes, but can't feed themselves. Haiti is a shithole, because the people don't want to do better, they just sit around waiting for a fucking hand out.
whats a heathen? - who did usa give the money to, surely not the people? is that how international aide is handed out , bundles of cash to people on the street ? I dont think so , but then i do think and read and make considered comments...mmm Im not like you. As for left wing, isnt that a bit of a chicken , hardly descriptive of any content in the video , perhaps just a jerk ..er knee jerk reaction to any view not corresponding to US is great, God hates heathens, ra ra , hoo ha, go USA, duh
Who the hell do you think we gave the money to? It goes to the government of the nation we're trying to help; we can't exactly distribute it to the fucking locals; they'll just buy machetes! Also, we have accepted hundreds of thousands of Haitians into the US; we've fed, clothed, and sheltered them because of this catastrophe, and all we get is negative foreign bullshit. So, why bother? ..cont...
I don't mind negative criticism of the USA. I know we're far from perfect; but just bashing us because you get off on it, is bullshit. Also, don't try to get all fucking indignant. Stereotype an entire nation and you're bound to get a few stereotypes thrown YOUR way. Don't dish it out if you can't take it. We are not all evil, inbred, redneck, warmongering assholes, you know? Try learning something about us other than the hateful crap the euro-cunt left feeds you.
America - founded by white god believing slave traders , whos genocide of indigenous people is without parallel. biggest consumer and polluter on earth,who has invaded or attacked another country every year for the last 100. except 1923 i think , they had a gap year went to europe took in a few museums etc. bullshit, crap, euro-cunt, shithole - dish away ,im able to take ill informed indignation littered with expletives, perhaps you could stretch your vocabulary tho, it all seems a bit anal
The only thing anal here, is you. Again, try learning something about Americans besides the tripe fed to you by the damned euros. "White god-believing slave traders"? Yes, many nations had slaves at that time; including Britain. Just because one believes in God (I don't), doesn't mean they are perfect or without sin. There was no "genocide" of the "indigenous" people. There were literally HUNDREDS of different tribes, with different languages, cultures, etc. cont...
Some tribes murdered settlers on sight, others were at war with friendly tribes, etc. It was a huge mess; not some coordinated mass genocide of a homogeneous people. It was the Commanche tribe that slaughtered the Apaches. The Commanche were so vicious that the Apache asked for, and received the protection of the US government. Yes, I know the Euros would never tell you that, but it's true.
"biggest consumer and polluter on earth,who has invaded or attacked another country every year for the last 100. except 1923"
Fact: CHINA is now the biggest polluter.
Invaded and attacked? Do you mean when we threw the Spanish out of cuba, puerto rico, and the phillipines? Ask the inhabitants of those places whether they benefited from it. (they did). You mean BOTH World Wars, which were started by Europeans? You mean Korea, where we protected the South from the psycho North, and still do?
flattered by your attention but since i read your pointless insults on my channel comments ive decide your possibly 6/7 yrs old and not really old enough for grown up conversation. hope talking about sucking cock works out for you tho , good luck . bye
The USA has given BILLIONS to these heathens - yes we have dictionaries and reactionary's . The USA gave money to uncultured savages? if true what would one expect them to do but piss it up against the wall. so not such a smart move form the US then. might have been better not to give them the wonga , if your gonna complain about it. doesnt seem very charitable to "help " people then bitch about it. I suppose if throwing money at things is your only solution, your always going to be disapointed.
Again, we gave the money to their government because we expected it to be used to FEED people, and possibly make their lives a little better; we were not obligated to do so, so we expect our kindness to be appreciated just a bit. I see you failed to address the hundreds of thousands of Hatians now living in the US. Orphans evacuated from Haiti, adopted by American families; adults with no hope, or future taken into our communities, etc. Hatred of people who are trying to help is just pointless.
'visit it briefly before leaving it in shit for another 50 years' lol exactly. maybe they will get another quake and we will bother to help them again.
I leik the bbc style stuff lulz, I don't mean to be a douche,
But your sound is awfully echoey, It sounds like the sound Is bouncing off your walls, An easy way to fix that is to hang soft stuff on your walls, Flags, Blankets etc.. I hung a massive gay pride flag on my wall(;p) and being an audiophile(with a £1.5k system) it noticeably improved the acoustics of the room, the more covering you have the better, Also, a different mic lol, I recommend Both.
20,000 American soldiers descend upon a nation in less than a week, you guessed it, OIL had indeed been discovered in Haiti a short while back. According scientists Ginette and Daniel Mathurin indicated that under Haitian soil it is rich in oil and fuel. We have identified 20 oil sites. said Daniel Mathurin stating that 5 of them are considered of great importance by specialists and politicians.
Im seeing a pattern of earthquakes hitting desperately poor zones, highly populated "troublesome types" where massive damage is in effect, pre determined, if you will.....
Simple the military did a few bombs under the ocean created the earth quake now making millions and a good excuse to step in and at the same time make millions ,HUMANITY does not mean shit ,,,,,then they wonder why they are called USA THE EVIL ONE
There is evidence that the United States found oil in Haiti decades ago and due to the geopolitical circumstances and big business interests of that era made the decision to keep Haitian oil in reserve for when Middle Eastern oil had dried up. This is detailed by Dr. Georges Michel in an article dated March 27, 2004 outlining the history of oil explorations and oil reserves in Haiti and in the research of Dr. Ginette and Daniel Mathurin.
Deek, I always love your stuff, it is so true. You are like the new George Carlin, only more serious and accurate. I am a Christian and live in America, hope you don't hold that against me. I do believe all these things are consistent with Bible prophecy, although I don't think you will agree. Still, What you have to say is true. And I think it is only getting worse. Just thought I would say hello. Keep up the good work.
USA should have came to Germany 60 years ago and kill Hitler, maybe that would spare 16 million of people that "he" killed in my home country Poland including some of my beloved family.
Future wars, WW3 and 4 and 7 will be about oil and it already started. Since the first minute after 9/11 I thought to myself- That was the worst staged bullshit in the world. America was in fuel crisis, so they had to find a reason to go and steal some oil from these poor Iraqi people.
Somehow I didnt believe USA with all the technology and F-16 flying around would let two planes come off course, get to the centre of Manhattan and smash into the buildings,- FKN bullshit.
"Others are engaging in an eco-type of terrorism whereby they can alter climate, set off EARTHQUAKES, volcanoes remotely through the use of electromagnetic waves...... It's true....."
The United States did occupy Haiti between 1915 and 1934. But that is just the longest occupation, the United States has been involved with military interventionism in Haiti since 1888.
Glad someone pointed that out. Not to mention what the IMF/ World Bank did (via the U.S.) through force of tariffs and the ousting its leadership. Deek's analysis is uncharacteristically superficial on this one.
This would be funny if it was based on facts. Haiti DOES have natural resources, just ask the US-French, and Canadian rapists. And there's evidence of oil in Haiti as well.
Also, America has installed many puppets in Haiti while helping to overthrow the democratically elected president in 2004.
America intervened in Haiti just as much as it intervened in countries in the Middle East. This is an easily verifiable fact.
point taken , we can expect permanent occupation and "democracy " to return then . Like in Afghanistan where corrupt murderers run the country after rigged elections. Its a wonderful world.
@deansusky hi bud, have you checked out "the harrp project". its a MIlitary weapon that can cause earthquakes. Jesse ventura did a good episode on it recently.
Greetings, I am Marvin Willoughby Desmond Rothschild and I wish tell you all that everything is okay and that I shall continue to allow you to watch videos on youtube about our plot, because either way, you're all fucking fucked.
Don't worry we have somebody on that, buy the way, we are making a list and checking it twice cause we don't recollect too good! (Buy the way was added for optimal satirical effect)
@waters2100 again I am sorry for the tone of my first reply it is hard to express yourself through words on a screen. I also have quite a bit of formal education but I do not consider that to add any weight to my statements so I rarely if ever mention it. It doesn't matter who says something only what is said. I also do not in any way support the views of the video as it should stand on it's own as a piece of satire.
antiphony33 1 year ago
@waters2100
I apologize for any insult that was not my intention. I am just tired of people not stating useful replies. I went to Haiti during the relief effort. We passed out millions of pounds of food but somehow did not change their country. No surprise really because we feed them a fish and didn't teach them how to fish.
A long time ago they did have agriculture sadly because of trade agreement and crop subsidizing in major countries they are unable to produce food profitably.
antiphony33 1 year ago
Bankers have quite a bit to do with this problem but I do not have the time to explain it. I do not think though that they are alone to blame by any means. Mostly it is political. A compare and contrast of the DR and Haiti sheds quite a bit of light on the issue. Certain trade aggrements make it profitable for the DR to produce tobacco and their own agriculture while Haiti unprotected by such agreements cannot profitably produce. They do not have the advantage of shared modern farming practice.
antiphony33 1 year ago
@waters2100
wow. I would like to ask what kind of research you have done into banking. It is very cute that you have voiced an opinion but please do a little bit of studying first. I would suggest looking into International Political Economy. Maybe a little research into banking practices( you can even read them on the federal reserve web site) and you might also want to study economic sanctions, trade agreements and international trade laws. good luck.:)
antiphony33 1 year ago
shop for peace, love credit :D
SurferRosa79 1 year ago
@waters2100 or is it exactly what happened to cuba. fight the european establishment and win like china or japan tried or lose badly like haiti and cuba. u dont need the extra multifactorial analyzis to understand that its simple- bigger countries being controlled by bankers is the reason for their poverty.
deceiver123m 1 year ago
yes the real Holocaust was what happened to the Native Americans not the fucking Jews but for some reason theres alot of Jew lovers who get upset when someone questions the system
jesse2076 1 year ago
CanebrakeSnake you dont even have a clue what your on about, thinking that locals will buy machetes with the money, well if we're going to generalise then what do you fat cunts spend it on? GUNS... anyway, these vids are on the ball!
ImOutsideTheBox 2 years ago
what software do you use deek man brilliant absolutly fab man you can sleep with my wife and daughter for this info.
edtheball69 2 years ago
fucken sheep
eatmealiveplease 2 years ago
Awesome! My first FKN news broadcast, will be favoriting and sharing. Peace brother.
jessiljm 2 years ago
Always five stars
OsamaBinForgotten2 2 years ago
You hit the nail, great video.
phrek75 2 years ago
He is a Loony. ^
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verbalmilitia 2 years ago
if you didn't laugh you'd cry. that's what satire is partly about. however many of you morons don't get the message that great satirists like jackson are trying to get across. so you literalists from the left are outraged, and fascists from the 'right' laugh for the wrong reasons, and you moronic mainstreamers just keep shopping "for shit you don't need" and are content with your television as tranquilizer and spectator sports as your addiction. btw, fu*k the super bowl.
emotionalinvalid 2 years ago 3
@emotionalinvalid boring comment. next
deceiver123m 1 year ago
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foreverAstrid 2 years ago
Youre the man
mnoufal1 2 years ago
"Al-Qaeda only turns up in nations that have something we want." - EXACTLY!!
Outstanding show, Deek!!
Tressco 2 years ago 9
Not all the American founders were slave owners there was opposition to it by the way. Good luck with your campaign of no hope no future its great a little depressing but funny none the less By the way it would be an honor to have you post a quick witted insult at me. but I have to warn you Ive been imasculated by the best. I want the insult to be so bad it will result in my developing erectile disfunction... just kidding I already have erectile disfunction.
thomjeff1776 2 years ago 4
join theastronomers - o-r-g or the Landless Peasant Party landlesspeasants - o-r-g or help me start the Landocracy bank at landocracy - o-r-g there is a future but hope is for desperate people. I prefer practical action, even if only to demonstrate we are responsible for our own lives ..or lack of them.
fknnewz 2 years ago 2
Great stuff. Deek never fails to make me laugh and think. A good combo.
Scott
yachtwork 2 years ago
Atheism is the strong survive thus learn how the jews did it- they slaughtered 1/3rd their population and laws obeyed whether where from- THUS slaughter all violent looters and sink all ships escaping as they are traiters leaving when they shopuld be digging our their neighbors or helpinbg- SCUM weak nation of voodo learning weak of faith lust love of hippie scum now known as atheists
sasuschrist 2 years ago
your a loony
fknnewz 2 years ago
..and in sports Bionic Athlete No Dick Rocket Sled has won the Olympic Pharmathon... LMAO
solgoode1 2 years ago
Merkin flag waver alert!
how insulting. Deek isnt a 'Limey' - He's a 'Sweaty' :-D
MauserBroom 2 years ago
Not funny.
Just another stupid, misinformed, left wing limey.
The USA has given BILLIONS to these heathens over the years. Where's the fucking money? They still live in huts made of mud and shit, still can't read, still can't feed themselves, etc. They're strong enough to chase each other around with machetes, but can't feed themselves. Haiti is a shithole, because the people don't want to do better, they just sit around waiting for a fucking hand out.
CanebrakeSnake 2 years ago
whats a heathen? - who did usa give the money to, surely not the people? is that how international aide is handed out , bundles of cash to people on the street ? I dont think so , but then i do think and read and make considered comments...mmm Im not like you. As for left wing, isnt that a bit of a chicken , hardly descriptive of any content in the video , perhaps just a jerk ..er knee jerk reaction to any view not corresponding to US is great, God hates heathens, ra ra , hoo ha, go USA, duh
fknnewz 2 years ago
What, they don't have dictionaries in Brit-land?
Heathen: 1. uncultured; uncivilized; savage
Who the hell do you think we gave the money to? It goes to the government of the nation we're trying to help; we can't exactly distribute it to the fucking locals; they'll just buy machetes! Also, we have accepted hundreds of thousands of Haitians into the US; we've fed, clothed, and sheltered them because of this catastrophe, and all we get is negative foreign bullshit. So, why bother? ..cont...
CanebrakeSnake 2 years ago
I don't mind negative criticism of the USA. I know we're far from perfect; but just bashing us because you get off on it, is bullshit. Also, don't try to get all fucking indignant. Stereotype an entire nation and you're bound to get a few stereotypes thrown YOUR way. Don't dish it out if you can't take it. We are not all evil, inbred, redneck, warmongering assholes, you know? Try learning something about us other than the hateful crap the euro-cunt left feeds you.
CanebrakeSnake 2 years ago
America - founded by white god believing slave traders , whos genocide of indigenous people is without parallel. biggest consumer and polluter on earth,who has invaded or attacked another country every year for the last 100. except 1923 i think , they had a gap year went to europe took in a few museums etc. bullshit, crap, euro-cunt, shithole - dish away ,im able to take ill informed indignation littered with expletives, perhaps you could stretch your vocabulary tho, it all seems a bit anal
fknnewz 2 years ago
The only thing anal here, is you. Again, try learning something about Americans besides the tripe fed to you by the damned euros. "White god-believing slave traders"? Yes, many nations had slaves at that time; including Britain. Just because one believes in God (I don't), doesn't mean they are perfect or without sin. There was no "genocide" of the "indigenous" people. There were literally HUNDREDS of different tribes, with different languages, cultures, etc. cont...
CanebrakeSnake 2 years ago
Some tribes murdered settlers on sight, others were at war with friendly tribes, etc. It was a huge mess; not some coordinated mass genocide of a homogeneous people. It was the Commanche tribe that slaughtered the Apaches. The Commanche were so vicious that the Apache asked for, and received the protection of the US government. Yes, I know the Euros would never tell you that, but it's true.
CanebrakeSnake 2 years ago
"biggest consumer and polluter on earth,who has invaded or attacked another country every year for the last 100. except 1923"
Fact: CHINA is now the biggest polluter.
Invaded and attacked? Do you mean when we threw the Spanish out of cuba, puerto rico, and the phillipines? Ask the inhabitants of those places whether they benefited from it. (they did). You mean BOTH World Wars, which were started by Europeans? You mean Korea, where we protected the South from the psycho North, and still do?
CanebrakeSnake 2 years ago
flattered by your attention but since i read your pointless insults on my channel comments ive decide your possibly 6/7 yrs old and not really old enough for grown up conversation. hope talking about sucking cock works out for you tho , good luck . bye
fknnewz 2 years ago 3
The USA has given BILLIONS to these heathens - yes we have dictionaries and reactionary's . The USA gave money to uncultured savages? if true what would one expect them to do but piss it up against the wall. so not such a smart move form the US then. might have been better not to give them the wonga , if your gonna complain about it. doesnt seem very charitable to "help " people then bitch about it. I suppose if throwing money at things is your only solution, your always going to be disapointed.
fknnewz 2 years ago
Again, we gave the money to their government because we expected it to be used to FEED people, and possibly make their lives a little better; we were not obligated to do so, so we expect our kindness to be appreciated just a bit. I see you failed to address the hundreds of thousands of Hatians now living in the US. Orphans evacuated from Haiti, adopted by American families; adults with no hope, or future taken into our communities, etc. Hatred of people who are trying to help is just pointless.
CanebrakeSnake 2 years ago
@CanebrakeSnake do you consider it a special skill to be so retarded?
ThumpR8080 2 years ago
FKN NEWS!!
Spambrigger 2 years ago
Hey this is Riff Daley from The RKN news nice show it has no candy coating at all I love it!!!
MrROTD 2 years ago
nice, you are on!
elvis316 2 years ago
dont worry i soon suspect al-cia-eda will be on its way to haiti oh so soon.
numbahwhun 2 years ago
'visit it briefly before leaving it in shit for another 50 years' lol exactly. maybe they will get another quake and we will bother to help them again.
Fatal616 2 years ago 2
hahah this is the only news i'll watch. i bet other poor countries are BEGGING for an earthquake so we actually help them for once
Fatal616 2 years ago
Fkn masterpiece Deek! 5 stars bro!
motonegros 2 years ago
Google "Haiti oil reserves" You don't think the U.S. are there for humanitarian reasons........do you?
movement26 2 years ago
Hey there, The channel's looking Great!
I leik the bbc style stuff lulz, I don't mean to be a douche,
But your sound is awfully echoey, It sounds like the sound Is bouncing off your walls, An easy way to fix that is to hang soft stuff on your walls, Flags, Blankets etc.. I hung a massive gay pride flag on my wall(;p) and being an audiophile(with a £1.5k system) it noticeably improved the acoustics of the room, the more covering you have the better, Also, a different mic lol, I recommend Both.
DackIsBack 2 years ago
Good job!!!!! Really enjoyed the news for the first time :)
gatekeeper1006 2 years ago
20,000 American soldiers descend upon a nation in less than a week, you guessed it, OIL had indeed been discovered in Haiti a short while back. According scientists Ginette and Daniel Mathurin indicated that under Haitian soil it is rich in oil and fuel. We have identified 20 oil sites. said Daniel Mathurin stating that 5 of them are considered of great importance by specialists and politicians.
NRKNOW 2 years ago
@NRKNOW I did not know that. Thanks for posting that info. It is, for me, the missing piece of the puzzle...
lopinglobo 2 years ago
Im seeing a pattern of earthquakes hitting desperately poor zones, highly populated "troublesome types" where massive damage is in effect, pre determined, if you will.....
Now we all donate do we?
Did we when china copped one?
I cant remember.
ronnieflipps 2 years ago
Simple the military did a few bombs under the ocean created the earth quake now making millions and a good excuse to step in and at the same time make millions ,HUMANITY does not mean shit ,,,,,then they wonder why they are called USA THE EVIL ONE
deansusky 2 years ago
LMFAO
2:20 - 3:15 so true
watch?v=9Upy-nW2EMw
RAPSUCKS1738 2 years ago
now you know why HAARP was used to create earthquake
resistance0311 2 years ago
Derek , lol . check this -
There is evidence that the United States found oil in Haiti decades ago and due to the geopolitical circumstances and big business interests of that era made the decision to keep Haitian oil in reserve for when Middle Eastern oil had dried up. This is detailed by Dr. Georges Michel in an article dated March 27, 2004 outlining the history of oil explorations and oil reserves in Haiti and in the research of Dr. Ginette and Daniel Mathurin.
resistance0311 2 years ago
Deek, I always love your stuff, it is so true. You are like the new George Carlin, only more serious and accurate. I am a Christian and live in America, hope you don't hold that against me. I do believe all these things are consistent with Bible prophecy, although I don't think you will agree. Still, What you have to say is true. And I think it is only getting worse. Just thought I would say hello. Keep up the good work.
TheoMessenger 2 years ago 2
USA should have came to Germany 60 years ago and kill Hitler, maybe that would spare 16 million of people that "he" killed in my home country Poland including some of my beloved family.
Unfortunately theres no oil in Germany...
wneq 2 years ago
Its all funny like usual, but I feel really sorry to those poor Haitians. They live in poverty and such a tragedy hit them.
wneq 2 years ago
Future wars, WW3 and 4 and 7 will be about oil and it already started. Since the first minute after 9/11 I thought to myself- That was the worst staged bullshit in the world. America was in fuel crisis, so they had to find a reason to go and steal some oil from these poor Iraqi people.
Somehow I didnt believe USA with all the technology and F-16 flying around would let two planes come off course, get to the centre of Manhattan and smash into the buildings,- FKN bullshit.
wneq 2 years ago 2
Quote:
"Others are engaging in an eco-type of terrorism whereby they can alter climate, set off EARTHQUAKES, volcanoes remotely through the use of electromagnetic waves...... It's true....."
William Cohen
Secretary of Defense
April 1997
Google: UN 1976 Weather Weapon Treaty
vacinestoxic 2 years ago 3
spot on!
thepofmeister 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
kronier 2 years ago
Looks like the shit will be the same shit in the future as it is now. So glad I won't be alive to see it.
Puzzoozoo 2 years ago
morally bankrupt was one of the funniest
jeepndesert 2 years ago
so funny
slashTHEgash 2 years ago
Kill killer kill!! Truth told in jest is one of my favorites, and you do it in style!
Morgul1975 2 years ago
WW7 lol
ibanez33150 2 years ago
Hey! That future news dude looks just like Deek. go figure...
godbluffvdgg 2 years ago
"The Holy POOP! -hahahaaaa
woundedfreedom 2 years ago
The United States did occupy Haiti between 1915 and 1934. But that is just the longest occupation, the United States has been involved with military interventionism in Haiti since 1888.
JCJ77 2 years ago 2
Glad someone pointed that out. Not to mention what the IMF/ World Bank did (via the U.S.) through force of tariffs and the ousting its leadership. Deek's analysis is uncharacteristically superficial on this one.
capitalmindz 2 years ago
LMAO @ the future news :-D
wjfox2006 2 years ago
he speaks truth.
616OWLOVERLORD 2 years ago
hahaaahahaha my favourite part was "didn't even bring a mars bar with them"
Wakeupsleepyhead1984 2 years ago
LOL
Fatal616 2 years ago
Very well done, just the perfect mix of righteous derision, comedy, satire, and cleverly written script.
Hope to see you soon Deek!
cveitch 2 years ago
Hi Charlie - of to AV4 in march maybe see you there , its at Heathrow
fknnewz 2 years ago
This would be funny if it was based on facts. Haiti DOES have natural resources, just ask the US-French, and Canadian rapists. And there's evidence of oil in Haiti as well.
Also, America has installed many puppets in Haiti while helping to overthrow the democratically elected president in 2004.
America intervened in Haiti just as much as it intervened in countries in the Middle East. This is an easily verifiable fact.
nadoop 2 years ago 2
point taken , we can expect permanent occupation and "democracy " to return then . Like in Afghanistan where corrupt murderers run the country after rigged elections. Its a wonderful world.
fknnewz 2 years ago
natural distraction-touche' he he.
katrastrophy 2 years ago
This is definitely the funniest video you've put out.
livingaftermidnight 2 years ago 2
pretty good.
blt40 2 years ago
Deek, you are my new God
garthy208 2 years ago 2
5 stars. Excellent. Deek Please report to the Ministry of Truth for reeducation. Thank you.
davidnightingale 2 years ago 4
"al quaeda only shows up on countries that have something we want"
LOL! I love you man!
greenhell666 2 years ago 13
I love you man, just get a mic to record to record your audio :D
GtheMVP 2 years ago
:-)
LifeIsLife1984 2 years ago
five stars
changling21 2 years ago
Yeahhhhhhhhh hey may be the earth quake was caused by testing bombs under water now they r making millions on it
deansusky 2 years ago
@deansusky hi bud, have you checked out "the harrp project". its a MIlitary weapon that can cause earthquakes. Jesse ventura did a good episode on it recently.
gerryboy3699 2 years ago
Merci... too True... why is USA there now... that's 3 War Zones now plus Afghanistan (Opium) & Iraq (Oil, Etc.) maybe Obama wants VooDoo in Haiti...
LawOVonE 2 years ago
FKN great!
Peace and much love to all.
DE4THbyFE4R 2 years ago
that was fucking brilliant!
wankers who didn't even bring a mars bar!
SHOP FOR PEACE, LOVE CREDIT
ibstrd 2 years ago
haiti will be another air base for the US military..
great vid ..
navtel 2 years ago
Greetings, I am Marvin Willoughby Desmond Rothschild and I wish tell you all that everything is okay and that I shall continue to allow you to watch videos on youtube about our plot, because either way, you're all fucking fucked.
gingergiblet 2 years ago 2
Another superb video !!!!
monak2 2 years ago
i llove the future broadcast. awesome cool
camelsonhorizon 2 years ago
what, the Americans NEVER invaded Haiti?
If so, that makes Haiti unique in the Western Hemisphere!
12stringsforme 2 years ago 3
Don't worry we have somebody on that, buy the way, we are making a list and checking it twice cause we don't recollect too good! (Buy the way was added for optimal satirical effect)
masswill 2 years ago
America is full of immigrants from countries we invaded. U would think Americans would do more to prevent a zombie invasion. FOOD NOT BOMBS!
4L10715 2 years ago
were immigrants, every1 on earth, especialy every single american, accept native!even austrailia,!!!!
prote101 2 years ago
nothing wrong with immigration! Zombie mob is another story! Feed the Haitians before we're @ war with zombies!
4L10715 2 years ago
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the only thing left to do is send aid to Haiti. Medications that sterilize.
odinandme 2 years ago
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who the fuck needs Haiti. No oil no aid, fuck 'em.
odinandme 2 years ago
What? Too Soon?
Truth, Be Told!!!
Karmathejedi1701 2 years ago
They do love their terrorism.
batflies 2 years ago
ahahhaaa
piraat6666 2 years ago
Great!
asas2jh 2 years ago
the truth hurts..ifur retarded ahah
mellowmushgrapetripp 2 years ago
LOL
gypster2004 2 years ago
Loved the 2012 all-One-god with shopping from the news hole.
Slavestorms 2 years ago
Deek you push the boundaries a bit but I like that :-) , very original and superb material. keep it up man!!!! 5*
NecipPerver 2 years ago 5
Actually, not enough boundary pushing.
SounzNice 2 years ago 2
hahahahhaha, great!
NotMarkk 2 years ago 2