Crazy Subway Girl(w/ subtitles)

[nguyen1314]

HAHAHAH

[cabalpower001]

Nig !

[drewson117]

that shirt is way too small

[skitzstatus]

she's drunk trying to rap diss her.I've seen this before.it sounds to them like they're really god but as u can see,well...you can see

[jattstud]

Fuckin Animals!!!

[PhreakinJ0nny]

Subs had me dying. I love Atlanta

[RockJay2NayMe]

lmao!! Po Old Woman!!

[RockJay2NayMe]

and who the fuck put these subtitles up!!! almost every word is wrong!!

[RockJay2NayMe]

SO HILARIOUS!!! EVERY TIME!!!!!

[imsmudgefree]

aww, she just needs her chicken. awrite?

[NJatTheDisco]

You fucking dumbasses, the subtitles are a fucking joke. It's in the description box. You guys are probably related to this whacked out cunt. Stupid people.

[captaincorbin1117]

Marta. Not subway

[marinesgtwife]

Salad!



[VictoriaChavarria]

how does "I'm pressin' charges" sound like "I'm President Charley"?

[tempac91]

Someone post the real subtitles.

[samoanboy]

Damn this video is funny as fcuk! Why do people keep commenting the 'comments are horrible' or its wrong! Sh*t, I dont see anybody else's translation come any closer than this video by PrElwAy!!! HEY EVERYBODY, ITS NOT THAT FCUKIN SERIOUS!!! If you can do better, than post it...if not, Shut yo fcukin mouth! This message goes to MrKiidfresh101, LondonParis3219 & all the other haters hating on this video comments- not that serious yall!

[richkid2311]

How do people not realise this is a joke after the random salad picture

[RockJay2NayMe]

@richkid2311 this is a real, i saw years ago!! but this ain't the original vid. the orig had no subs and no pics!! 

[Madoculos]

...and a huge WOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH to the 5 comments in a row before me.

[MrKiidfresh101]

Your subtitles are horrible

[Xishnik94]

dude president charley... is im pressing charges.....

[PieandBiscuits]

@Xishnik94 you are dumber than Soulja Girl

[LondonParis32195]

those subtitles are soo wrong she saying  get out my face . .

[rnmolina]

Ok now...who wrote these subtitles! This is just...just horrible subtitles. SOMEBODY GIZZ MA HANDS SO I CAN GO! i think she sayin get my hat so i can go. IM PRESIDENT CHARLIE!?!?! im pressing charges. -_- just horrible.... But funny! :D

[JazminAntonietti]

I want my shin! SALAD!

[TheDarthAwesomeness]

You know, it's a sad commentary when profoundly simple truths are dismissed and lambasted. The comments section is full of racism and ignorance.

The video clearly shows an exceptionally articulate woman give heartfelt commentary on basic truths of the human condition and you rabble mock her for it. In days gone by she would have been a poet or a prophet. Now she is ridculed on the Internet.

"I'm fin sin here come do" indeed my Rohdes scholar subway rider.

[yvevevy10]

her mother said she was bi polar (not funny) but this bitch is clearly on drugs and that makes it HILARIOUS

[rascalmofo]

I feel bad for the old lady who had to listen to this idiot smackhead

[IMACOOLBOY12]

you can hear the guy who hit her say "get tha fuck outta ma face" haha tell her man

[salesclerk]

SEE!! This is what happens when you don't vote!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you President Charley.

[SasukeLover00001]

i'm pressn charges,i'm pressn charges,i'm pressn charges,i'm pressn i'm pressn charges,charges,i'm pressn charges,i'm pressn chargesi'm pressn charges,,i'm pressn charges,i'm pressn charges,i'm pressn charges, ,where's my doorag at? it's on your head

[1991maulwurf]

OMG I'm bout to piss myself!! Can't stop laughing.. my eyes are explodin!! xD xD xD

[BoringPeopleRule]

WOW!!!!!

[justblaze372]

Is this girl high yelling at an old person she need to leave the drugs alone

[BlackFrostFire101]

Why do black girls all yell the same?

[MrSonnychristie]

She is sick..... something wrong with her mentally, its sad cause she is young and nutz... :(

[moodie69]

Why did no one knock that monkey out?

[setialphasix]

You fucking MORONS that keep chiming in with the "Oh my GOD, the subtitles aren't CORRECT!" need to jump in front of the E-lighted train station, lol. Get a CLUE, idiots, the subtitles are a hilarious PARODY! Why else do you think pictures of Bush and a SALAD were inserted here??? God, you're as dumb as the girl on this video!

[gottaazzlikethat]

Bahahaha

[SuperDeathrider666]

I would have smacked her dum ass



[sonic911]

SALAD!

[janjohandealgenman]

where my do rag at?

[xluongbrox]

lol this happened on marta in atlanta, its a scary place to be

[JustissLeague]

-__- the subtitles arent even right .... 

[ham123see]

whatver shes smokin, i need summa dat

[RUSERIOSProductions]

I'ma say it... ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!?

Yeah, this is gonna be the featured video on our page for a while. Hahahahaha.

[CatalinD88]

liberal America ... a bunch of shit

[workitkindavicious]

SALAD

[90sBABYnicole]

Lmbo.. Heck naww

[lchi123]

thanks go there are subtitles

[Kareen2006]

Makes you wonder what the old lady said in order to set her off like that.

[MuchiBuri1]

great, whole list of racist comments, because of one crazy black girl, nobody noticed the numerous other black people acting normal? You're just as stupid as the girl in the video by placing a racist remark, you can have your opinions, but keep them to yourself.

[theshugchannel]

SALAD

[doggahuskhusk]

Niggers... niggers never change...

[disdick4life]

dammit i hate black people



[diananavarroo]

did she eat paint chips as a kid? seems like there may be some brain damage.

[CurtisGary817]

If anyone thinks that he was trying to be literal with the subtitles you are just as dumb as the bitch in the video. The "subtitles" made the video.

[mynameisjavin]

obviously she's crazy, but u made her even crazier by adding random subtitles.. like "I'm president charley" instead of "I'm pressing charges." you made it not make any sense at all

[misssweeted]

i think she says " I'm pressing charges " instead of " I'm president Charley"

[princessamina1]

OMG...she's gonna give that old lady a heart attack!

[21wabby]

smh she so dumb

[muhnaykhicks]

SALAD .

[veldross1]

"You got the ripe tits!"

LMAO!!!!

[veldross1]

The ? subtitle is cracking me up. 

[norizzlepie]

The subtitles though...LOL

[megamante360]

stupid bitch . . . can i have a soda with that?

[Robnicewitit]

I no nee no phone!! Im president charley!! gimme a inna EIGHT!

[jubjubcat]

The old dude was unphased the entire time.

[RamboAAK]

Where's my ass can!

[MaliKdaB3aSt]

I'm pretty sure the subtitles are messed up on purpose

[xJT216]

@MaliKdaB3aSt

Yes. That is the case.

[speakingofsegways]

Someone give that old woman a fucking medal. Way to represent.

[cyress6]

she'll prolly become famous and come out with an album

[Versus0Terminus]

I was waiting for the elderly woman to just stand up and just annihilate her in a freestyle haha

[aexxxon]

You thought I couldnt freestyle out on you, boo?

[Ilovefunnystuff1000]

you owe everybody an apology for your shit hoe

[LetsRaceBitch]

I would have drop kicked her. Plain and simple.

[Amaru87]

That nigger bitch needs to be put out of her mind.

[STARSandBARS1994]

She is talking to an old lady HAHAHA

[aaronemem]

hey look its waka flocka



[DavidKruk]

SALAD!



[2tooful]

LOL @3:00 WHERE'S MY ASS CAN? DID ANYBODY SEE MY HANDS?

[buddybleau]

How can anyone live in such a shit hole?

[sonic911]

to the retards who think that he was going for a literal translation, u can go die

[sonic911]

Im president charley

[Chinnyboy91]

these have to be thee worst attempt at subtitles ever.

[mmmberxrsmka]

@Chinnyboy91 jokes on you then.

[K8EV]

Not "i'm president charley".

"I'm pressing charges"

[K8EV]

Alot of the subtitles don't match

[HappyGestapo]

I think she's pressing charges.

[BluezBro604]

@HappyGestapo nonono you see, she's president charlie. lol.

[TheParaway]

inb4 rwj and SALAD

[bankableballer1326]

u got almost all the subtitles wrong btw. ik its not ur fault. thats how hard it was to understand

[sportsfan93b]

who else needed the subtitles to understand?

[HeartlessAngie1508]

fuck yeah,america

you poor,poor souls

[bigmackkid]

is this on the metro in DC? cuz i could have sworn I saw her walking out of the metro hoot'n and hollerin about president Charley

[nickm10276]

hahahah stupid crack head nigger bitch. i hope she loses her weave.

[02Nawal]

Your subtitiles suck and was not funny at all not to mention they were not acurate! You're retarded! Dislike and just because you suck with the subtitiles. You killed the video! Jackass

[jrb2014]

i dont speak black so if there werent any subtitles i woulda been lost

[yoitsjillian]

"im pressin charges"

[bookshit2152]

If our forefathers saw this coming they would have just picked the cotton themselves.

[Tarantini20]

Ghetto ass black bitch!!! No respect for the poor old lady.

I swear some people need to be taught a lesson.

Some one get that bitch a haircut!!

[THEREISNOSHAME]

She said I'm Pressing Charges!!! You Don't Understand do you????

[jordantdwp]

what the heck funny thought oh and im president charley

[jordantdwp]

what the heck funny thought

[gogomyego]

This is just Sad....always respect your elders !

[tonybottini]

this is why bllack people shouldn't exist



[mimquad9]

@tonybottini ur igorant get a life talkin bout black people get yua cussed out and what do OTHER non-ignorant black people have to do with this situation??? really what do ANY black people have to do with this situaltion

[unInnocentBystander]

@tonybottini Black people don't need to go, the stupid ass "gangsta get money and hoes and stay real" culture DOES. It's the bane of society. Seriously people, get your shit together.

[theartsofebony]

Sounded like Soulja boy was right there on the train lolz...

[jgcastillo91]

"anyone wanna see yall Jesus cab George Bush otter"

[marissago1]

SALAD haaaaaaaahaha

[marissago1]

i no-nee-no phone charolette

[missmata18]

lmao your subtitles made it funnier.

[Renegade30]

She must be on some strong drugs or something ay

[Meckastar]

Lmao wtf is that fart at 2:09

[xocjluv]

WTF!!!!!!!

[hiddentrick]

SALAD! get out my FAITH YUUUHHHH. LMFAO!

[chrisbreezy1987]

this lady iz on crack

[dgb751]

I am a Psychiatrist and her diagnosis is CRAZY BITCH!

[Pooolllly]

*pressing charges...

just saying..

[Kate8790]

She reminds me of that girl New York, the bitchy one from that show with Flavor Flav.

[elpapiyuPR]

she says ''im pressing charges, not ''im president charlie''

[boredmarinejeff]

ignorance



[mrderp1000]

salad.

[MmmCouchPotato]

I want President Charley's signature

[pooyan11]

LOL WHERE IS MY ASS CAN? and it sounsd like shes saying im presiing charges

[pooyan11]

LOL WHERE IS MY ASS CAN?

[mrkouki180sx]

Black people...

[fafanull]

"i'm gonna kill the sun"

i would like to see that.

[loveacarrot]

i feel sorry for her. something obviously happened to make her this way.

[elephanty93]

OH

"I'm pressing charges"

After the 20th time watching this video!

LOLLLLLL

[savageshelby]

Lmfao, I Thought All The Subtitles Were Whatr She Was Really SayingxD

[blackburnheart]

Mmm... I think she has some medical condition or is under the influence of some drugs. She seems psychotic.

[blackburnheart]

It makes no difference, I don't understand anything! xD

[unsentletters]

@URALLKUNTS I'd like to thank you, white girls, for taking another ignorant black man off of our hands.

[EternalHiganbana1]

@unsentletters we don't want them either.

[mimquad9]

@unsentletters LMAO tell ha gurl

[CapnJay214Supra]

Gangstas with bipolar disorder: the ultimate threat. Will somebody please Superman that Ho?

[hisboo911]

but, around 2:30, did she say one of the guys on the train was the guy she was looking for because he raped her?! wow.

[hisboo911]

subtitles r horrible. she sound like lavita alize jenkins. why when a white do something crazy, she is just a crazy lady, but i know when a black person do something crazy, she is going to represent us all and paint a picture in everyone's mind about just how effed up we are?

[hisboo911]

@hisboo911 oh i get it. i watched it a second time and it was soooooo funny with subtitles...esp near the end, when the screen kept reading "im president charley."

[metakitsune]

ITT: Everyone trying too hard to sound like they know what they're talking about.

[emolulu6]

SALAD!



[Lana0488]

It seems as though President Charlie has some issues.

[Yellowjdo11]

omg



[taraeaa]

Oh and infernoflyer i'm black mixed and this is not how ALL black people act that was just racist what you said

[PhilipLMilne]

@taraeaa I couldn't agree more. In fact that was a train FULL of black people and only the one was a crazy ass bitch.

[taraeaa]

I cried when i saw what she did to that old lady. Damn no one deserves this not even old people i love my grammy.

[InfernoFlyer]

this is why i don't take the train. niggers are inane.

[bberthelot811]

Dear everyone, the subtitles are meant to be wrong in order for them to be funnier. lrn2sarcasm.

[YSoSreuss]

Who ever did the subtitles they did a shitty job. Shes looking for hair not hands and saying she's pressing charges not that shes president charley.

[idlemindkiller]

@YSoSreuss your a moron

[evasestic]

oh and at the end she says i'm pressing charges not i'm president charley!!!

[evasestic]

is she calling the grannie a b*****????????

[Breadstick88]

8?\

[zOMGLaserGunzPewPew]

This bitch is scary, I feel sorry for her though, she is clearly unwell.. and can't be a happy person.

[dalekdude180]

you didn't get all the words right lol.

[yokoala]

I wonder what the old lady did to make this girl so upset...(?)

[nune44]

"Where my do-rag at?!"

Majority of passengers on the train, "It's on ya head!" hahaha

[StriderNo9]

I really want someone to crush her uterus so she never reproduces.

[infodoc1]

why should she represent black females? you can find someone crazy from any race and say that they represent the whole race

[radudeATL]

What's up with the awful subtitles? That is NOT what she's sayin...

[gamestop5551]

Who Eva did the lyrics or subtitles is stupid and can't hear cuz she is sayin different that what I wrote down lol

[NYCDRAGONKING]

this is too funny...she didn't say "i'm president charley" tho....she said..."i'm pressin' charges"

[sushiserv]

She had a mental condition - did you all see the news...? Ie that link up there in the corner...

[TheHabit00]

she is giving that poor lady a hard time! Thank MTV and the progressive cause!

[turnitup098]

SALAD

[athorpe1010]

Salad! That was hilarious

[ItzBigidy]

lol cum duel!

[glowee123]

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[TheHotschtuff]

I've lost all fucking hope in humanity. But I still couldn't not laugh my ass off.

[abchico]

2:40 kat williams (money mike from friday after next) lol

not in a bougus way lol