"Gabe, when are you going to release Counter-Strike 2?"

[Katfuzzmunchkin]

Is it weird that I find his little "ahhuhhhehha" noise adorable?

[MMM1Dy]

@Katfuzzmunchkin Yes it is son. Yes it is.

[IAmTheMayun]

I like how he goes "nahhaahaaa"

[btsksc0976]

@btsksc0976 I WILL FUCKIN KILL YOU ALL IF I GET ANOTHER "when will you learn valve can't count to 3" NO FUCKIN SHIT!

[Moderifacation]

where is my left 4 dead 3?

[tuesdayyyCSS1337]

It's only funny cause he's fat

[moufazin360]

@tuesdayyyCSS1337 whats wrong with fat people?

[tuesdayyyCSS1337]

@moufazin360 nothing. But i know for a fact that people laughs at him, mainly because of the fact that he's obese, and because people think that's funny. I have no idea why, but it's true.

[SergioSource]

Well it may be sooner than we think... Cryengine already is on the 3rd version, the unreal engine will now receive a newer version, it's time for source to move that gear up! With a new engine comes new games...

...if you know what I mean

[PlainAverageRob]

Son of a bitch........

[TheSimmeAce]

Don't release Counter strike 2... otherwise it will be more " DAAGGHHH DAAAHHHEAGGG"

[alphaotakux]

does he always wear the same fucking polo shirt? the fuck. wash that shit.

[KattenEurope]

why the 'FUCK did they not ask about Episode 3. wtf

[Slipdax]

we're going to have to ship portal 2 and the we have to ship donut 2???

[andremestrebule]

@Slipdax HMMMMMMMMMMMM donut graawwwwwwwww

[wafflepiepancake]

Counterstrike 2?!?!!?!!!?!?

EPISODE 3 U AANFUAEHBDUFSYBC AGYBH

[OOIEatte]

He sounds exactly like Peter Griffin

[Senicks]

So in "NAH DAHHH" means 2012 in Valve time. Nice to know Gaben.

[geckorus10]

God, wouldn't it be funny if they said "Oh, we're working on L4D3!" and then they surprised everyone by releasing EP3 instead?

[Screep5]

Counter Strike 2? Counter Strike 2!??? COUNTER FUCKING STRIKE 2???

What about Half Life 3 YOU DUMBASS. Oh Good! FACEPALM!

[TheSwinia23]

HL2 was delayed too long time as valve were making relase dates too early

so they were nevous, thinking about new trailers and relase day keep up.

now when they dont say nothing, they feel safer.

[TheSwinia23]

gaben.

are u srs?

SHITODA 2

CAMPER STRIKE 2

?

Bitch please

MAKE EP 3 ALREADY GODDAMNIT

[jckchrstphr]

Gabe, when are you going to release Dragonball AF?

[Yahwehtism]

CS:GO...?

Still waiting for Counter-Strike 2.

[XCMAX10X]

Well it doesn't have a 3 and only a few people want it so probley

[zennus1]

Fuck counter strike 2, whens episode 3 coming!

[eiffelTowerMan]

@zennus1 Its not like he would have answered with a date , He would just say Gaaahh Guuh Gahh

[Robubobu]

We could release, but the Counter Terrorist didnt defuse the bomb what was in our headquarters so............................­. nope

[Stolemyusename]

why did he say ep3, thats what i wanna know

[hexmeohdear]

wrong question asked. fuck you frenchie.

[chapinmc2]

I think the crowd was like "F*** no, we wanted to ask about Half Life episode 3!".

[Aadnesigurd]

That guy is a mind fuck, WHY DIDNT HE ASK FOR EPISODE THREE?

SERIOUSTLY

[StraightxXxEdge07]

@Aadnesigurd You really expect that would have gotten a different answer?

[McLivinif]

Noone asked gabe about Episode three on a live interview, just on mails and anything, well, If you wonder what happens if someone asks in a live interview, It would look like this:

-So Gabe, we all have a question fur yah.

-What is it?

-When are you releasing episode three?.

[TIME PARADOX]

[S1lentStr1ke]

- Gabe, when will you release CS 2?

- DAAAGGHHH DAAHHEEAAAG, says Gabe.

- Gabe, will you release HL3 then?

- Nope.

[Robubobu]

Im telling you ssomething about hl2 episode 3. Everyone waits it, but when its released you only need to play it for hour to play it through.

[Stolemyusename]

would it be possible that they can make episode three for some reason, if not, what is pulling their legs?

[siegeh25]

>says when are we going to see cs2

fuck cs2 i want HL3 DAMN IT

[TheUnknownD]

CS:GO

What happend to half life 2 episode 3?

[PianoWolfg]

"Gabe, when are you going to release Half-life 3?"

Gabe: Later...

[comikid23]

who gives a shit about css. I WANT MY NEXT HAL-LIFE GAME.

[eiffelTowerMan]

@comikid23 Css has more players and there was no new releases since 2004 , last half life game was released at 2007

[comikid23]

@eiffelTowerMan I don't care at all about Css. Yes, it's fun but it is a mod to Half-life. They have not mentioned shit about the next installment. They keep making other games like they are not even focusing on what so many hard-core fans want. Ep:2 ended and then nothing. Css doesn't have a story line. I got bored with it. If they have had the time to make this shitty game, Portal 2 and Dota 2. Then they could seriously get the time to start making the next game

[1august12]

DAAAAAH. DAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[2BCBattlefield]

Gabe Newell: The slimmest fat ass in the universe

[MadhatterPr0ductions]

Then CS:GO was released "This isn't Counter Strike 2, but INSTEAD a new installment to the CS series" keyword, "instead" CS 2 = liess.

[elbert0p1kachu]

Hello. This is Gabe Newell. Welcome to Left 4 Team Portal 2 Episode 3

[rohannesburg]

It's obvious with his reaction there was going to be another counter strike, and now we know its Counter Strike Global

[siemka321]

He should have asked him about episode 3 DAMNIT!

[btsksc0976]

future of valve: Dota 2 then Counter Strike GO, then Left 4 Dead 3, then Half life episode 3, then counter strike 2, then portal 3, then orange box 2, then dota 3, then half life 3, then team fortress 3, then half life 3 episode 1, then portal 3 episode 1, then portal 3 episode 2, then counter portal, then half life 3 episode 2, then counter portal 2, then orange box 3, then counter strike 3, then portal 3 episode 3, then counter portal 3, then half life 3 episode 3. valve is done by 2050

[sirrington]

@btsksc0976 Are you a wizard? (o ) ~ ( o)

[btsksc0976]

@sirrington or i may be Gabe Newell O.o

[53525252252]

@btsksc0976 You sound like an idiot.

[btsksc0976]

@53525252252 how at any means do i sound like an idiot?

[YoshiTheBlue]

@btsksc0976

Silly little man, Valve cannot count to three.

[WwPhoenixwW]

@btsksc0976 fake, gaben cant count to three, they may release another sequel of another game who isnt releated to valve, like they did with dota 2

[danin900]

@btsksc0976 bullshit

we know Valve can't count to three!

[xXxMartin96xXx]

@btsksc0976

FAKE

HL2 Ep 3 and HL3 are the lasst ones

[DeletedUser231]

@btsksc0976 No one at valve can count to 3 so riddle me that batman

[GuitosMax]

@btsksc0976 They can't count to three.

[Dr5269]

@btsksc0976 Portal 2 is the end of portal

[IVforGTA]

@btsksc0976 Valve can't count to 3

[CivilianCheesy]

@btsksc0976 no three's! It's a Valve philosophy

[coollaws3]

@btsksc0976 when will you learn valve NEVER makes the third game in a series

[Nadavrockpro]

@btsksc0976 2500*

[HEYFilmStudios]

@btsksc0976 WRONG! Valve don't do number 3.

[Emidretrauqe]

Who needs Counter Strike 2 when you have the world's best online hat simulator absolutely FREE TO PLAY?

[lindosss]

seriously... i get the joke, but ... who gives a fuck for half life 2 episode 3 nowadays? it was awesome when it come out, but now ... i dont know.

[pootisofwar]

i will contact gabe newell about half life 2 episode 3

[blaghbleghblagh]

Who the hell cares about Counter-Strike 2?

[alphadios2003]

the game from the screens from back is starcraft 2 ?

[alex199854]

aaaaaahrhrgg baaaaha :DD i dont need a new cs ^^

[sirrington]

Wow what dumbass would was the chance to ask about CS2?

[kidlink4OoT]

No heres the order. Portal 3 Portal 4 Portal 5 Portal 6 HL 3 - 6 And then CS 2

[Speacons]

I wonder how many keys he got inside him.

[SuperKlientje]

@TheVilniusNews Source 3 doesnt exist. Valve cant count to three.

[TheVilniusNews]

Team Half 4 Dead Counter Portal Source 3 Episode 2

[spyRG]

Gabe Griffons

[GreenGiantShit]

Left 4 Team Portal 2.

[xViZoNZx]

Team Half Counter Portal Strike Fortress 3 Coming soon.....

[kissalintu1337]

donut 2?

[will12020]

pssh.. to hell with those. i want Team Dota and Counter Portal.

[TheVilniusNews]

CS:2 vs. CS:GO

[ThePeterOverlord]

Nope, Chuck Testa.

[jackofblades94]

who the hell cares about counter strike 2?

nerds who think their kills actually matter, thats who!

[Reimix2009]

Counter strike 2??? are you fucking kidding me¡¡¡

[Schbene]

"Are you going to release counter strike 2?"

"DAAAGGHHH DAAHHEEAAAG"

And now Global Offensive is on the way. So remember kids, "DAAAGGHHH DAAHHEEAAAG" means yes.

[DeathPants64]

@Schbene Trololololololololololol

[megalogo3000]

this guy its an idiot

CS 2 REALLY?

PLAY HALF LIFE MORON

[saltynuts916]

its coming right after team dota.

[Mantax66]

Not worth the weight.

[OtakuPraetorius]

ROFL! At 0:17, you can hear someone yelling "episode 3!!!"

[godfu23]

Counter-strike : Global Offensive it is. We should all worry about that

[SaiteK1911]

why is he always nervous when doing live stuff?

[volalla1]

When Valve was on drugs, they counted to nine.

[seagoonproductions]

buhaa.. nhaa. no no no noauahh..

[Ragref]

Fuck Counter-Strike 2, I want Counter-Portal!

[MajorFacepalm12]

@Ragref Left 4 Counter-Portal-Life Defeat Classic

[Akatzuki004]

@BoonakwaDeka yeah Mooly should have asked for ep3^^

[SteroidDuck]

now that they got portal 2 and dota 2 they are actually releasing cs go. gabe finally suprised me

[BoonakwaDeka]

Funny how they're releasing a new CS soon.

[NukemToTheGrave]

@BoonakwaDeka

You mean the game they just talked about?

[pongboy1100]

Lol if i were in audience... HOW ABOUT EP 3? YOU FAT F***

No i would nevver say something like that.... i would say; but how about episode 3 Gabe Newell? I am really hoping for that!

[MarkP0rter]

that french guy totally trolled me. everyone wanted to know about EP 3 and not CS 2

[Soulbinder2]

SO UR TELLING ME THAT FIRST THEY ARE GOING TO RELEASE THAT PIECE OF SHIT COUNTER STRIKE 2 AND THEN EPISODE 3 FUCK YOU GABE

[scooynilo]

@Soulbinder2 srsly? so you love hl, and hate CS, i must say thats almost impossible

[razze159]

Gaben does what he pleases.

[TheNeedled]

Valve can't count 3 !

[1nzcrook]

quake3 quakelive ftw u noobs

[RoSquad]

Honestly, Halo is full of little kids, If I chose, I would pick CS

[tudythegangster]

CS2? Why? CSS still gives the finger to CoD and Battlefield... and Halo if that shit even matters. That game's a joke...

[Mrcrazy80]

@tudythegangster "Waaaaaaaah, uuuuaaaaaah! I can't play anything but CS, cause that's what I've been playing all my life waaaaaaaaaaaaah Battlefield is too hard! Vehicles suck! I suck!"

[tudythegangster]

@Mrcrazy80 Battlefield sucks, good luck trying to change that by trolling :P FYI: It won't work.

[Mrcrazy80]

@tudythegangster Stop being a conservative moron.

[tudythegangster]

@Mrcrazy80 Keep trying, maybe someone will give a shit some day...

[Smashingpain]

Like 2 months later CS GO was announced. Thats why. MAD?

[McLivinif]

FINALLY! I know when episode three is going to be released!!! oh god! It feels great!!

It is going to be released on [DATE DELETED BY GABE NEWELL] OMG I can´t wait!!!!

[TheGLaDOSvideoCore]

This proves Gabe cannot count to 3

[Coecoo]

He's the founder and "Can't say"?

Companies are getting ridiculous these days.

[Sourceified]

@Coecoo Well for your information, Gabe never lets out a game spoiler like that.

Not your fault for not knowing, but imo, Valve does it WAY better than most companies. Valve have always put quality over time schedules, and for that, I love them. :)

[Coecoo]

@Sourceified Sorry to burst your bubble but.. Valve time.

Oh and, every store-related update to TF2. No more examples needed.

[benry200]

first they gotta ship portal 2 then dota 2 then left for dead 3 then team fortress 3 and then portal 3 and then dota 3 and then team dota and then counter-portal

[theblackbull55]

I have a feeling there will be TF3 and L4D3 before episode 3

[JewelOfSoul]

Mooly: "When are you going to release...."

Gabe: (thinks) "...Episode 3?"

Mooly: "...Counter-Strike 2?"

Gabe: "Pfff!! bah" (waving hands as in saying "no way you're asking me that?") "I wouldn't worry about CS2 (I'd worry more about HL2EP3)"

That opportunity was a waste.

[andersonflynn]

@JewelOfSoul No they were mad because they asked mooley to ask Gaben when's ep3 going to be released, cause when he asked when's CS2 coming out the crowd was already jeering, your right, as one of Gabe Newell's quotes "Let's use this as an opportunity" I guess we failed that time.

[GlitchPredator]

@JewelOfSoul CS:GO

[JewelOfSoul]

seriously, who cares about CS, we want moar of our HL drug!! moar scientists, moar alyx, moar borealis!!!

[Felixkeeg]

Hey guys, I'm a time traveller from the year 2165!

Left for Dead 23 is awesome, but they haven't released Half- Life 3 yet. :/

[pesca247]

it's comming right after counter portal 3

[stidukka]

@pesca247 You mean "Team Portal Life-mod 9001"?

[SwifStix]

@pesca247 Nope. According to my sources it comes after Left 4 Half-Portal Strike Fortress 2

[Ecrada]

@SwifStix Episode 2

[OhMyLordzz]

Press 2 over and over "mosuno"

[CityofButterfly]

I can't believe they'd ask about Counter-Strike 2 before episode 3.

[dekishaSERBIA]

@CityofButterfly Actually,CS2 will be out before HL3. Believe me.

[JIMKUltra]

The smile on the presenter's face after Gabe walks away masks a world of hurt.

[MrTatuEugen]

Remember original author of Counter-Strike >>>>> MINH LEE <<<<<< just remember who make this game mod.

[TGSibtrippin226]

@MrTatuEugen who cares

the original cs mod is nothing like the cs we have today

it's like a different game with the same name

[jhonnykiller45]

You know what's funny ?

Gabe was right; because when you look at it, they shipped DotA 2, then Portal 2, and what do you know, a few months after the release of Portal 2 they release a trailer for Counter-Strike Global Offensive. Isn't that ironic ?(No it isn't).

[Awgez24]

Oh cause they were working on CS:GO

So he made those nervous fat noises.

[godofwar1296]

what about half life i would ask him that YOU TRAITORS

[realwaluigi]

1. press 6

2. wait till he says "Counter"

3. Press 5

Result: Counter-Dota 2 :D

[fdbngkasjfbgi]

gabe ate it :/

[mistroboy]

i bet gabe was thinking "oh shit dont bring up EP3" when he said they all wanted to know 1 important question xD

[carmelo580]

should have asked for episode 3

[hodenkrampf3]

...and then we have to get me a hamburger. And then we have to get me a cheesburger. And then we have to get me a double cheesburger. And then we have to get me a coke. And then we have to get me a kfc bucket. And then we have to get me a diet. And then we'll care about Episode 3.

[TheElcentralen]

ho cares, if your given pure gold i got no problem waiting for it to get epik. much rather then get a 95% same game "hhocod4hoh" wot i did not say nothing ;b

[ZoomZip]

Announcer: When will you going to release counter strike 2?

Gabe Newell: OM NOM NOM NOM NO NOM

[Adamek1926]

Counter-Strike: Global Offensife, third one, Valve finally learned to count 3

[OhMyLordzz]

1. Press 4

2. wait 3 seconds.

3. repeat

4. PROFIT?!

[HeIsTheStig]

When are we Gonna get Half-Dead Portal Fortress-Strike: Episode 3!?

[TheSeanoftheBread]

HL3 or HL2 Ep. 3 will never be truly released. Instead we'll get Left 4 Team Portal 2 Episode 3.

[megalogo3000]

fucking idiot,we want to know about hl2ep3 o hl3 NOT THIS SHIT

[Copterkuun46]

It's funny how they actually DO end up bringing CS2 (aka Global offense) and not EP3

[ProgDrummerQ]

CS2? WHat?

1.5

1.6

CZ

Source

So won't it be 5?

[JustKev699]

@ProgDrummerQ It's Global Offensive nao

[ManitasArriba]

At 0:12 you can hear "Gordo!" which is fatty in spanish.

[DrDaddy1337]

no more fat jokes or he will never release ep 3 D:

[monkeythelamar]

So awkward and cute my gaben ;3

[lachieshocker]

Spy interviews his Creator

[gwidao123]

Half-Life 2, Half-Life 2 Episode 2, Team-fortress 2, DOTA 2, Portal 2 OMG, valve can't count to three =O

[gmanhell94]

@gwidao123 Half-life 2 Episode 2 Part 2

[takatoekoe]

FUCKING CMON STOP TEASING US

[JJsmallz]

hes so nervous

[LightBulbProduction1]

EPISODE3!!! AAAHHHHH

[WereBeNzO]

0:13 he counted to two with 3 fingers No wonder they cant release Ep3

[jackofblades94]

"When are you going to release Counter strike 2?"

...More like when the HELL are you going to release episode 3...

god, some people just can't think correctly...