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  • Seems to be gear shifting a lot more than necessary and mirror checking seems poor. Otherwise an OK performance

  • hope you all fucking fail and i hope all driving instructors snap their necks STUPID FUCKING SMELLY LITTLE FUCKIN CUNTS

    THEY WANT YOU TO FAIL SO THEY GET MORE FUCKIN MONEY OFF U STUPID LITTLE FUCKIN ROBBIN GYPO WANKERS. FUCK !!! OFFF!!!!! FUCKING BELLENDS!!!

    LOVE TO FUCKIN SMASH THEIR FUCKIN FACES FUCK OFF!!! FUCK RIGHT OFF YOU LITTLE FUCKIN DICKHEADS

  • @iownu2k7 CAPS RAGE!!!!!!!

  • YOU CAN DO IT PAT!

  • She got 15 minors in 30 minutes!? Bloody hell!

  • How many of the manouevres do you do on the test now that there's independent driving?

  • Got my driving test in 15days, this is giving me a little insight of what they're like. =]

  • @iBenjamin19 are you ready for the test?

  • @adriang458 Yep, just gotta wait 'till the 31st, that's when I have it, in the meantime, I'm taking extra driving lessons just to make sure I'm up to standards.

  • @iownu2k7 Is that you pat??

  • FUCKING STUPID FUCKING CUNTS FUCKING HOPE THE LITTLE FUCKING DICKHEADS GET TERMINAL FUCKING CANCER FUCK OFF ALL OF YOU JUST FUCK OFF

  • examiners are all CUNTS hope they all FUCKING DIE stupid corrupt WANKERS

  • carm down. going of ya barnet arent ya

  • the instructor sounds like a robot. would hate if she was my instructor. is all driving test like this.

  • @Tymerman1 IDK, she has a nice tone of voice IMO. And all instructors are supposed to sound like robots, as if they are not there.

  • why do they turn the wheel like that? crossing hands is a must for driving ordinary cars, and even racing cars.

  • 7 minors in part one :/

  • In Netherlands sometime they will ask you to do 4 exercises in a row ... The examiner will say: the first one to the left, then the second on the right, go straight on after traffic lights and turn right when you reach the church. That's quite hateful.

  • why the hell does she use the handbrake all the time? i dont even use it when starting on the giant hills here in Norway

  • @geppegep Errrr Safety? Dur

  • @BrightonGirl well she has her foot on the brake? and if the brake suddenly fails, which it never will ever, then i wouldnt care about rolling or i could just take the handbrake in then =S

  • damn i'm scared just watching it !!!

  • @RefugeeT me either! tomorrow is my 2nd actual driving test for 2 hours! oh shit.

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  • holy fuck look at those glasses

  • lool is this pat woman supposed to be famous?? the only famous pat i know is from Eastenders

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  • i wudnt wanna learn to drive in that piece of shit

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  • this guy is shit! if hes anything to go by then im gonna pass with flying colours!

  • @rushtonian It's a Woman by the way...

  • What's with all the handbraking?

  • @ProNukeBoosters lol i thought that too.

  • I didn't think you got a minor for stalling like Pat did. I thought it depends on how well you recover from it?

  • @mozzajunior Yeah thats what i thought too.

    But this is the 90's, they could have changed it since then.

    It depends where you stall too, if you stall on an empty road and recover well from it, they sometimes don't give a minor because they understand everyone stalls at some point in there life, even the most experienced driver can stall.

    If you stall on a round about or pulling out of a busy junction they see it as being serious and can fail you for it.

  • 80's!

  • @filmflipful its filmed in 1998

  • ahhh its legendry pat!!!!!!!

  • she sounds like a computer voice

  • whats with the tranny at 9:42

  • @mattied12 What's with the tranny in the whole video

  • Would be much more fun to do the emergency stop when you unfasten the examiners seatbelts before you brake

  • why video quality so crappy

  • @ForeverKIS it's in the 80's proabably

  • @MrChrisW94 It's the 90's i think. The fiesta she is driving were made in the 90's.

  • @paypointpal its either 97/98

  • @suppmarkxb Yeah i thought it was around there.

  • fuck sake pat calm the fuck down

  • Pat Schumacher

  • Feels so good to pass ;)

  • @UnufcE If you make mistakes at the start of your test like that they can pass it off as nerves, if you show later in the test that you do all the proper observations then they can let you off a bit, thats what my driving instructor said happened to me. Thats why you see people when at the start of their test they stall and make all kinds of mistakes, they just tell you to calm down and carry on. Besides it was only the pavement side blind spots that I missed so its not really a serious fault.

  • filmed 1960

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  • With 6 minors how will Pat's test end?! the story continues in part 2...

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  • I got 8 minors on my first attempt and passed 3 week ago. Honestly as long as you have payed attention on your lessons the only thing you have to deal with is not doing something really dangerous and trying to relax. I started the test and didnt even check around the blind spots so I thought I failed, chilled out and didnt really make many mistakes after. It is nerve racking though.

  • @DominorValentine wow congtars! i got mines next week!!!

  • @2eyre Good luck to you matey, post here and tell us how you got on :)

  • @DominorValentine thanks, thinking about it makes me nervous!

  • I passed yesterday 4 miners woop woop hurry burden off my mind thank God

  • OH SHIT, PAT IS A WOMAN ?!!?

  • I passssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssed

  •  glasses are beaut!

  • the driving test is pointless and flawed, if half the people on the roads today took it they would fail, fucksake, and had some professor flitwick looking cunt ofa driving isntructor, who picked out the littlest things i did wrong

  • @MegaSean94 get over your fail like a man sean u noob and go try again 'after you wipe those bitch tears' ;p noob

  • I passed my test a week ago, first time. I should have failed due to my emergency stop being poor. Basically, my foot slammed down on the brake.. but then came back up, then went back down. This added a few feet to the stopping distance (at 20mph) and was noticeable. The examiner said at the end that he should fail me for it but, due to my overall driving being superb, he said it would be a shame to fail me. He said I drive with finesse, which was a great compliment. Got 5 minor faults overall.

  • @jord8609 LMFAO probably the best 3 comments in history of youtube pat really is a crazy bitch

  • What happens if you stall in a driving test, is that know as a fault or minor or do they not mind it?

  • @elitedonk depends where u stall and if it effects any other driver

    Dont panic and stay calm and turn the car on :)

  • my test tomorrow

  • @TLG160  You pass?

  • @frogbog4 yeah i did, 4 minors. just kept it slow, and was concentrating really hard.

  • p.p.s.

    3000 people are killed on britains road's every year. pat is responsible for 2973 of them. mad cow.

  • also, did she hit the curb at 4.20?

  • the bad thing about me passing my test a couple of weeks ago is that i know pat is out there somewhere...someplace..in some car...causing no end of havoc..and i could be her victim....

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  • Passed yesterday! :)

    

  • My test is in 2 days and I'm crapping myself about the independent driving part.

    Also, I've got almost everything down in my driving but my instructor tells me my main problem is I always stop just short at junctions etc. I can't see the problem where I'm going really wrong here as from what I see, I'm only 1cm behind the line.

    Can someone run me through turning at a junction effectively please? :)

  • @dajman15 how did it go?

  • @downhiller234

    FAILURE!!! DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!!!

    It wasn't the junction stuff or anything that failed me though, I just kept doubting myself. No matter, I've gotten over it now and I'll try again :D

  • Driving examiners are the lowest point on the human evolutionary scale...

  • No way did she do a proper blind spot at the start

  • pat does like her braking jerks lol =D

  • Pat! You are a maniac driver!

  • o take a driving test in the middle of the countryside in 1972 lol

    pat you sexy bitch. you can take me for a spin in your patmobile anytime

  • @takeahint123 it looks early 90s to me

  • 'tut Pat is 'tut fat

  • She was coasting :/ When she got to the end of the rd she never went down her gears :/ <3

  • @chloecherry26 its not a big deal, it was controlled breaking, you are coming to a stop anyway so it would be un necessary gear change.

  • @chloecherry26 You aren't supposed to use the gears for braking...

  • @04smallmj If your coming to a complete stop no you dont , But if your coming a give way sign you should gradually slow down with gear,s :/ <3

  • Petechett it's a women driving lol

  • if ya dont hear a direction by the examiner are u allowed to ask the examiner to repeat what she said??

  • that guy doesn't have to use his handbreak everytime he stops if hes just going to move of again in acouple seconds.

  • there is no traffic on the roads so its easy to drive smoothly.

  • Filmed in 1953.

    :p

  • did anyone notice a glaring irony at the beginning?

    she's telling the woman to take her time while at the bottom a message is flashing MINOR: PULLING AWAY WITHOUT CONTROL

  • whats with the handbrake at every stop?

  • @KidDynamite40 We have to do it. I'm not sure how serious an error it is but you do get marked down for not putting on the handbrake every time you stop.

  • @johnaiton no on the uk test you don't, maybe your instructor just said so to be on the safe side since most learners don't have good clutch control and end up stalling so its easier to use the handbrake and find the biting point.

  • @KidDynamite40 it's to prevent role back (or forward) mainly; she should need to do it on downward stops but if she pulls in facing down a hill she'll need to; it's just common practice when you're learning

  • @pantstelly93 I know but most of those junctions weren't up/downhill. It should only be used if you have to wait for an extended period of time, if you know an opportunity to emerge may come at any moment like on a roundabout its just a waste of time.

  • @KidDynamite40 well it depends on how quickly you can get out of it; if you dawdle for yonks then yeh i see your point but if you feel it's necessary at the time even for a split second to readjust footing or something i'd say it's definitely worth it

  • @KidDynamite40 your supposed to do that to be on the safe side. its ridiculas

  • @KidDynamite40 You are suppose to do this in a Driving test. If you just have the footpedal brake on, if a car its you from behind your foot is most likely to go off the brake pedal and it will push you into a pedestrian or onto sidecoming traffic etc.

  • just passed :) can i drive without my new licence or do i have to wait?

  • lol he stalled xD

  • The corner a 2:10 hould have been a minor or even 2.

  • This is sooo trippy. In the US everything is opposite!!

  • british roads are quite narrow compared to their north american counterparts lol

  • Aren't you suppose to use hand over hand when turning with the steering wheel?

  • viewing through side mirrors is best n looking over the shoulder is for people over 90

  • Why do you have to look over the shoulders every time you leave?

  • @rusupersic because its your blind spot.

  • @ferr3t so you look back also? because it's also a blind spot... don't forget to look under the car... and around the corner... fuck it...let's take a look on Google sat maps to check the entire town :))

  • @rusupersic hahaha! just over your shoulder incase a bike/person/car is coming up your side from where you're pulling out, you wouldn't be able to easily see them just checking your mirrors. :)

  • @ferr3t it's regulation? In Romania it's not...that's why i asked.

  • @rusupersic well you are asking questions an a british driving test video, maybe try and search for a romanian one..

  • just passed mine first try :)

  • Pat is one butch lesbian

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  • Too much handbreak?

  • minor error 4. should she have carried on going?

  • omg this is so different from where i did mine. my instructor barely said anything. and the examiners were SOOOO rude SOOOO mean and SOOOO pms-ing. didn't even give me a chance to relax. i failed 3 times now cuz my examiner could hv but didn't give me a chance

  • do oyu have to use the handbrake every time you brake? :P

  • @screamolives about 1970? Lol

  • @queruz eww...

  • I have this terrible sinking feeling in my stomach when I watch this, my nerves get the better of me in my driving test and my leg won't stop shaking so I stall repeatedly! It doesn't help that the instructor is always soooo CALM!!!! Its unnerving how calm they are! I wonder, would they fail me if I screamed throughout the whole test, cause it would help me get rid of my nervousness :D

  • @letmecryplz just relax... take plenty of mock tests with your instructor, be patient with enough practice you will get better and gain confidence... it'll happen seems like you still need practice so take it easy and relax, no need to worry or get tense its just a driving test

  • This makes me remember my driving test.

    Oh the horror, but then I passed without any problems :P

  • Pat is one hot babe

  • her speed was abit to high!, but most of all she used the parking break at a T- Junction when the road was clear.... This Video should be removed as it may give people the wrong idear about the current test!. Defo out of date!

  • stall!

  • Lmao what fucking year is this?

  • That's a rally stage lol. I'd rip it down those country lane straights.

  • i was nervous just watching this o.O

  • I know! He's on the wrong side of the road and on the wrong seat!

  • this is soo 90's

  • thx id choose to walk if i ever live in uk

  • This isnt a real driving test

  • the first turn scared me cuz i forgot they drive on the other side.. HAHA

  • At 9:40, whats with that Transit van???!!

  • @shawnamedeoclark LOL most likley David copperfield following her :)

  • wtf, I don't understand how you guys could pass with 6 minors! here in the Netherlands everything has to go perfect you can't pass with 1 minor!

  • @walid562 it's getting much harder now... soon you will be required to do another test after the 4th this month, that is ofcourse if you get your provissional after this date.

  • I got my test in a few hours, please Pat, show me the way ......

  • So, I have my test in about an hour, come on Pat guide me through this shit.

  • @TopBananas9 I passed with 2 minors, nice one pat!

  • LOL I passed with LDC!!! Yeah maynnee.

  • Pat is sooooo fit :p

  • all bullshit - like the annual mot -it's only valid on the day!

  • I am thinking Pat likes to drink from the fury cup :)

  • At 9:40 wtach the MAGIC mini van in the rear view mirror LOL :)

  • One thing i hated no conversion just Take the next left here. I took my test well in the US there was quite a bit of conversation and how his wife was doing and what i was going to do after school, and i passed with only 2 minor errors.

  • @IzzYandPalpro dude the us test is no big deal... the uk test is one of the hardest in the world, the usa driving test is a cakewalk... having 2 minnor errors on a us test would definately mean a fail in a uk test for sure... Peace to you man, all the best.

  • @fIRsTRATmAN No i think you can pass a uk driving test with up to 12 minors

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  • @IzzYandPalpro cannot compare the us driving test to the uk one... the usa driving test is a joke in comparison

  • @fIRsTRATmAN I Know I have both they may be hard when your 16 not when you get older.

  • @whatyouchating well done mother fucker!

  • I passed 2 years ago and lost license becauof 6 points, Pat helpd me past last time and I have my test again at 2:30 So I thought would watch Pat again :D sexy beast

  • This examiner is watching her like a hawk. When I passed the person I had was not as strict as this.

  • wtf man british driving tests are so hard ! im shittin myself for my test in a couple of weeks

  • i hate the examinor.. she gives proper dirties to the poor person..

  • Loved this as I'm doing my lessons just now so thumbs up to this thanks :)

  • WOW in Spain we drive in the left seat !!!

  • @XAVI68S lol no lo sabias o q? xD conducimos por la derecha y ellos por la izquierda. Son así de raros

  • pensaba que era en otro pais no sabia cual pero ya veo que es alli, con tal de llevar la contraria conducen por el lado contrario xD

  • in the uk is it k to use automatic car

  • @tariqmghazi yeah but then you cant drive manual unless you do another test in an manual

  • passed my test today! finally took me ages :P

  • LoL diesel fista... And do they still ask you to put the handbrake on when waiting at a crossover?

  • @Robbiemufc07 'Stick shift' makes it sound like an option; it's the norm. Automatic is an alternative to a correct gearbox.

  • @swarnandrapradesh It's our country, and it's not your country. There is the reasoning.

  • @swarnandrapradesh The UK didn't ever loot india, you handed it over. A minority of employees in the UK are Indian, saying 2/3 proves everything you are saying is just a big joke.

  • very nice

  • i personally thought microsoft flight simulator 2004 was more challenging than the uk driving test and that program has more theoretical knowledge than the uk driving test.