Rock Profile:Chris Martin & Gwyneth Paltrow Pt.1

[bobsurgranny]

chris is nothing like this 

[Remmerem]

....ok, please, DIE, you're not funny, ...erf

[KJFilmProductions]

i guess i die cause its not funny

[kettlezone]

I didn't find it funny because David Walliams is profoundly unfunny, and at no point did anyone do or say anything funny - in fact, it was just plain annoying. :)

[adele375]

@abeikupolo : The Africain Goverment trying to get more money they have already taken all the money from their lower class people , so the best way to earn more is to show their people suffering and the % of money that goes to the African childern is such a low percent the rest goes to the Goverment

[mindyourown56]

faggots trying to be funny...

[adele375]

@mindyourown56 : Faggots trying to be funny ? might want to re-write your statement Matt Lucas and David Walliams are very funny infact , they created Little Britain/Usa

Come Fly With Me and Rock profiles .

Matt Lucas may be gay but that is his business .I like Coldplay a bit but they have nothing compared to the likes of Muse and Radiohead .

[mindyourown56]

@adele375 nah i respect these guys. but there is nothing funny about this. i love coldplay! And i also love Thom Yorke and Mathew Bellamy. they are amazing. So sorry for offending you. they aren't faggots, i just found this to be very annoying and distasteful. that's all

[adele375]

@mindyourown56 : Oh fair enough sorry i misjudged you . Yeah i agree i'm more of a Muse fan i did have a whole channel with just Muse but i forgot the password , But anyway i understand :)

[mindyourown56]

this is freaking gay

[TheJdog389]

wow! that's so stupid. "Coldplay are ALL Gemini, Except one is Aquarius and two are Pisces." There are only four memebers in Colpday! lol

[adele375]

@TheJdog389 : Thats the point einstein .

They know there are only 4 memebers in Coldplay but stupid people would not pick up on that and go around saying it as if it was a true fact .

[LaVonBain]

Post a biscuit to Africa. LOL!

[girlhitsbus]

Bring back jamie

[eevelynft]

not even close to chris

[blueberries60]

this is stupid. You're an asshole and probably a loser

[woohootrainiscoming]

They work in Asda in Redhill when not touring? There is no Asda in Redhill O.o

[Sphiinx23]

Lmaoo omg chris is great u cant make him look bad!

[mikew5795]

The person who plays Dermot O'Leary is really good!

[breachmania]

Yeah this is pretty shite.

[jaddajn1]

spot on

[androstar555]

This wasn't even funny...

[nikolep8]

LAME

[kettlezone]

I'm not a Coldplay fan, but this is not the slightest bit funny.

[adele375]

@kettlezone : I found quite funny , Why didn't you KettleZone .

[tomthefunky]

"Yellow Rose of Texas"....

And I despise Chris Martin with every ounce of strength in my body. His wife is a big dummy too.

[im8teennow]

@tomthefunky why do you hate him?

[tomthefunky]

@im8teennow: I've had it with these "socially concerned" celebrities. Charity entails sacrifice. But dopey rock stars sacrifice nothing. They donate their time, which is wholly worthless. They are always trying to get people to donate money to causes but there is never a firm idea of where the money is going or what it will actually do. They believe because they have public adulation they must also have the answers to all the problems in the world.

Oh, yeah, and Coldplay's music sucks.

[im8teennow]

@tomthefunky well if you dislike him so much then why dont you treat him like disdain like I do with his idiot wife.

Im not questioning you for disliking Chris Martin (whom you dont know)

Its the fact that you say you dislike him so much and yet here you are talking about him, assigning him such a passionate emotion as full fledged hatred and therefore making him important and spending your time discussing someone you claim to dislike so much.

[im8teennow]

@tomthefunky and as for the philanthropy.. Chris doesnt go around promoting all sorts of causes to boost his image like Bono. Coldplay supports Fair Trade to spread awareness on the inequality with trade laws in certain 3rd world countries. And yes they do have a good idea of where the money is going because they went to these countries to see for themselves what the problem is and what MTF is doing to change that.

[im8teennow]

@tomthefunky and the only reason I have an understanding of this or even know that injustice with trade laws in Ghana, Haiti etc. exist is because people Like Chris Jonny Will and Guy are willing to go out on a limb and support something they care about, despite the assholes who seem to think that there is something wrong with wanting to help out with social issues when you have the means to do so. THAT is sacrifice.

[im8teennow]

@im8teennow

so if your going to say you hate him (pathetic), do it for a better reason then him wanting to help with issues when he clearly can do so (and has)

or because of your inability to separate him as an individual from the music he makes that you are sadly unable to appreciate/understand.

[tomthefunky]

@im8teennow How are they "going out on a limb"? If he really wanted to go out on a limb, he'd say Ghana and Haiti were better off under colonial rule because those dingbats couldn't run a lemonade stand by themselves.

[im8teennow]

@tomthefunky why would they do that? i doubt they would want to advocate oppressing third world countries thanks.

[tomthefunky]

@im8teennow: Aw c'mon, oppressing third world countries is fun. Besides, there's nothing you can do for 'em anyway. Their hopeless.

[im8teennow]

@tomthefunky said the new yorker LOL

[PepperDr94]

I FUCKING LOVE CHRIS MARTIN! But this is fucking hilarious!

[WeAreNotThoseKids]

Obviously not a chocolate biscuit

[smileychick99]

load of crap.

[cousinbebop]

I think he sums up the pretentiousness of Chris Martin very well.

[OneNineFourMedia]

I live near redhil and have never seen him there haha (im so ruddy witty its unreal)

[shanelau0731]

where can i get that colourful suit?

[weirdsleepovergirls0]

the issues. LOL

[abuckforjohnny]

THE BIGGEST RUBBISH!!!! nothing to compare with chris!

[OpalSkies]

this video is rubbish!

[dedetube]

rubbish

[TheBeatlesToday]

This doesn't even make any sense.

[im8teennow]

homelessnessness ..ness..ness.

lol <3

I fuckin adore Coldplay but this was funny

[TwiliticHorizon]

@im8teennow FOUND YOU!

[lovecutie108]

ya...not that funny....

[helendqueen]

this is rubbish, not funny

[MrAStylz]

Hilarious because this is an exaggerrated representation of how chris Martin really acts. He is very blunt about his opinions, and shares them vigourously, shoving his point down the interviewers mouth while they are, just doing their jobs.. Lol

[xobabbii]

Yeah, not so funny.

[weeednfeed]

not at all