How to become a Werewolf

[1234566432312]

hi i am a werewolf and vampire to

[Katiekat2522]

Hahaha you're hilarious!

[irish097]

dr. House

[ghostfacekilla3]

you sound more ridiculous than those teen warewolves

[xp11tzn8]

obsessed with " warewoofs" lol XD

[WolfxLover1998]

I wanna turn myself into a werewolf too!

[spiderboy9199]

U could make a deal with satan

[scass1]

my broter was a were wolf then he got shot

[TheTARDOS]

Dafuq?????

[PICKACHU532]

Errrr.... one way is to TAKE drugs and you can THINK you are one.

[sirrodneythedire]

i'm sure i'm the 8th person to say this but there's a good beavis and butthead episode about this

[GuyNamedRowanjo]

hello i think werewolfs little exist people dont turn into a wolf or something there just turn stronger when its fullmoon i think send me a message ive you think something else

[lynnkilla317]

There's a shee wolf in the closet ^_^

[lynnkilla317]

@TheRealKopkip your not alone dude!

[marcospunchyou]

If I ever become one ill bite you I promise.

[th0rshammer68]

sounds like hes saying werewoofs

[misanthropyeternal]

@aerokinesis13 Skyrim, FTW.

[eikskjold]

There wolf



[MJdogpound]

can you just get a wolf and lik the paw

[kenzbean]

not real

[TheBradTheBeast]

did you just say were-wuf?

[MrZachfrost]

I USED TO THINK THIS WAS REAL TILL I TOOK AN AROw TO THE KNE

[MrJondread]

Thumbs up if you think it sounds like he's saying "Were-woofs"....? |:

[appledeathbyorange21]

pretty dumb....besides.....do u know you sound and look like Dr. House??????

:P

[shanesasha1]

u guys r fucking crazy its called a mytholigic whatever animal

[TheRealKopkip]

I've had the same obsession with monsters since i was 8. What a coincidink.

[zekonurlos]

why do people say "but then i took an arrow in the knee"? for?

[pikamew6]

@aerokinisis13 lol skyrim XD

[commandoclo]

OK F UP UTUBE THESE F---ING SKYRIM JOES ANT FUNNY

[bellahorse151]

probably sounds stupid, but ever since i learned how to bark like a dog, an ACTUAL dog, i started to fool people, when i would be in grocery stores, i would bark, and people would start looking at me, well, i think wolves are awesome, this would be my mean of protection.

[lynne9123]

..............

[xxxSERIANAxxx]

H20 H20 H20 H20 H20 H20 H20

[ewpoe1237]

Haha werewolves are NOT REAL! The last comment on here was a JOKE! NOT REAL so STOP SAYING ALL THIS! And I only commented on this cuz I wanted all u 2 know!

[aerokinesis13]

I used to want to become a werewolf but then I took an arrow to the knee

[ladyesman84]

@aerokinesis13 hahaah just like skyrim lol

[highlandergameboys]

@aerokinesis13 did you watch uberhaxernova happy wheels reply pls

[BeakyRed]

@aerokinesis13 your username...are you an airbender?

[strangeloup]

I am having a hard time not giggling every time he pronounces it "werewuff".

[yoshibug100]

I hate silver bullets, eat meat, kill deer from my forest yard, and howl at the moon. Pure werewolf

[SilverPanzer98]

SCREW YOU HITLER!!!!!!!!!

[SilverPanzer98]

i started to crack up before he even yalked about werewolves

[nightwhisperxscourge]

i must do this! this friday, i will sleep outside and find a wolf paw print in the forest and drink from it! i will do what ever it takes to become one!

[moonaka2]

lol satanic people are failures

[PointlessSteel]

@moonaka2 omg i know, right? The man couldn't even turn into a werewolf!

[darkheart5524]

i used to like werewolves till i took an arrow to the knee.

[Miister00]

lol look at his youtube account name, and the site, SEEMS LEGIT.

[LovelesOne]

It'd be cool to turn into a zombie or something, werewolves and vampires are too much work. What's a good lazy monster, zombie sloth? On it...

[JustinBiebarSucks]

FREAK

[dekuben]

Someone send me a video of them turning into a werewolf.

[mckellion]

fucking wow it seems after reading the comments that people actually believe they are werewolves some people are actually crazy

[simloverfever]

is that safe?!(you will not eat your parents and others!right?)

[simloverfever]

i love them verry much!!

[alexGanJa1]

jowwwkzz

[Wildlikewind99]

Werewolves man you and me are so alike i love werevolwes

[CharlezGCutting]

Well I fuck Vampire and Werewolf women so... yeah I would even add in a frankenslut that would be sweet!!! So yeah I like a spincycle of freak women that like to be freaks;)

[Shmebeling]

I used to be a werewolf but then i took an arrow in the knee

[aerokinesis13]

Thetuninater. Cool message me.

[SuperDahvie]

werewolfs rule vampires suck!!!!

[aerokinesis13]

Can anyone bite me that is a werewolf reply please

[TheTuninater]

@aerokinesis13 i can :D

because i am awesome :P

[37shadowwolf15]

u know... another way to become a werewolf is to be bitten. ill bite u if u like.

btw u must sleep under the full moon, and drink YOUR BLOOD from a wolf paw print

once you transform u forget ur human morals and u kill ur family and close friends first, then u kill everyone u know or had contact with, and then u just kill everyone in sight. its terrifying to wake up 1 night and ur entire house is full of blood and corpses and u only have a faint memory of doing it almost like it was a dream

[grimmjow6478]

@37shadowwolf15 i am obsessed with werewolves are you the one ? reply me

[37shadowwolf15]

@grimmjow6478 yes i am

[grimmjow6478]

@37shadowwolf15 tell me do you get to change every time you want and tell me how to become a werewolf

[37shadowwolf15]

@grimmjow6478 no, you do not change when you want

the explanation of the ritual is to long to fit in the comment box. i will send you a message

[xXRenaxChanXx]

@37shadowwolf15

Depends,

If your a lycan rather than full beast wear wolf and you have trained yourself well you can.

:P

[37shadowwolf15]

@xXRenaxChanXx you can not train yourself, however u can prepare for the transformation. as a lycan i live among humans but on the night of the full moon i seclude myself in the woods and chain myself down so i do not harm anyone. although sometimes its not enough.

[xXRenaxChanXx]

@37shadowwolf15

Then you must not be very strong willed.

I've known several Lycans that could control themselves.

[37shadowwolf15]

@xXRenaxChanXx will has nothing to do with it. when u transform ur human morals completely disappear. u rely completely on demon wolf intents. ur friends must not be actual werewolfs. they eitherdidn't completed the ritual correctly or they are the 'watered-down' version of wear wolfs (when cursed wolf blood is mixed with human blood).

[xXRenaxChanXx]

@37shadowwolf15

>morals dissappear

So that's why you cut yourself and are an emo?

[37shadowwolf15]

@xXRenaxChanXx im not emo nor do i cut myself.

[xXRenaxChanXx]

@37shadowwolf15

Splain your channel, lol



[37shadowwolf15]

@xXRenaxChanXx its goth not emo

[xXRenaxChanXx]

@37shadowwolf15

HURRDURR

So you use knifes instead of razors?

[37shadowwolf15]

@xXRenaxChanXx no i use spoons

[bfswdab]

@37shadowwolf15 fake and gay

[TheCherrysnaps]

hahahhaha your cute::DD

[niky9965]

i love vampires:/sry

[Funnybunny97531]

I am a vampire. My fangs are half way in and it vool

[UchihaSasukeNaruto1]

i want to be werewolf

[Kryzzr]

You remind me of Hugh Laurie

[deathlord875]

hahahaha you fools when you are a werewolf they will capture you some day trust me i have been a werewolf before but i had a cure that was 30 years ago

[jkw906koz]

i literaly typed how to become a warewolf in google and this came up so i sat and watched it

[mykooleffects]

@jkw906koz Diddo

[DizzyBaddAzz]

I turned into a werewolf in class after my teacher gave me an F on my math test, is there any way I can get a cure?? please email me at, wolfdaddy@asshole.com

[mzedong001]

you SIN admins go barking mad every time someone comes up with a smart discussion on your network. Next time make sure the moon is full when you go barking mad. Lolz!!

[Narok24]

Best Answer

Werewolves cannot exist, except as a different type of delusion. The legendary

shapeshifting would require a miraculous growth and loss of bone and bone

structure as the skeleton would reshape itself, a rearrangement of internal

organs and associated connective tissue, nervous pathways, and blood vessels -

requiring "movement" of these structure through deep tissue and muscle, a

complete repatterning of the entire DNA code - systemwide - a thickening of the

dermis and a spont

[dontfreakdude]

PLEASE PPL DON'T LISTEN THIS FOOL

[linn1so]

@dontfreakdude this is a joke lol.

[hawaiimansion]

God, vampires rule

[Mookapar]

i too love werewolves

[Mookapar]

lmfao

[gangsta2dahood]

DIS IS FUCKIN GAY AN FAKE!!!!!!!!

[Super121382]

yeagh i want to know if hes pulling our werwolf loving tails.

[klaygodzilla]

it works. I went to Virginia for a week to visit my sister and she hunts animals and [HOW THE FUCK AM I THIS LUCKY!?] she had a pet wolf and I drank. Moon light done. My eye vision was green and white. It was around midnight. I woke up in the bakyard and didn't remember much. I killed a bunny! :(

[iloveicecream35]

@klaygodzilla really is it true dont lie to me ..........

[Fin5561]

he drank out of a woof?s paw print? o ya... tht TOTALLY makes sense :)

[Fin5561]

wereWOOF?? hahahah!!! :)

[courtneypennel]

werewoof? I'm surprised he didn't say he went to the "liberry."

[atrejujj]

could this be true real or not real



[atrejujj]

i did it yesterday i sleep in the light of a full moon and i woke up with flees all over me

[davozdaytrip]

I used to be a Werewolf but I'm alright nooooooooowwwww!!!

[coolcal26ify]

didnt work fail!

[lilganstaer]

we fucking rule fuck vampires 

[thaliagrace12344]

HOW THE HELL DO I FIND A WEREWOLF PAWPRINT

[jkw906koz]

@thaliagrace12344 go find a wolf

[unbreakablegamer]

@thaliagrace12344 wolf pawprint

[geheim154]

lol



[geheim154]

and sleep in full moon

[1215kaylee]

you must drink water out of a woofs pawprint lol

[BalkeTrollet92]

:D

[aesyr190]

I would do anything possible in this world to become a werewolf!!!!

[DalueCommentarys]

@thekillerboys100 YEA

[SarethZhukov314]

What the hell..?

[LabyrinthOfDream]

he slept on the roof. fell off and hit his head. all videos explained.

also, he was 9 and thought he could be a werewolf.

lol

[145bobby]

i like this guy, pretty funny

[stephenfont]

how cool would it be to be a werewolf

[TheInfotwins]

i bet you love of wolf and man by metallica

[meezmasterdisaster]

vampire beware werewolfs shall kill you all

[MrMrCosima]

@meezmasterdisaster hey!! to not insult my species! >:(

[istealsouls4soup]

@SpliffsAndTea2011 Back at you.

[puppydogism]

its arizona and its dry as FUCK and there's never any FUCKIN water. XD made me laugh sooo hard!

[MrLiamBoland]

Werewoofs HAHAHAHAHA! What a fuckin hick.

[JCWolfpreserve]

werewolves beat vampires everytime

[TheConnor990]

@JCWolfpreserve Just like muscle beats japanise small dick tuner

[millanrocks]

U got the wolf spirit in you your eyes show that power but grr am a vampire and we don't get on with your kind stay out from our sectors I had to deal with two of u kind before grr

[kawaiifreak860]

@millanrocks

lulz, the whole Vamp vs. Wolf thing is so last century.

Now it's grr humans.

[werewolfman25]

@millanrocks Wow, You're fucking gay

[MrHellfe]

reminds me of Dr. House

[crypticBhann]

@MrHellfe hahaha!, your right!

[SatanicIndulgence]

awe

lol

[younub331]

My werewolf name is lupa.....also I wrote down this curse and I had it and the next day the curse in the paper disappeared so yeah this stuff is real......

[xphoenixdownx]

He's smoking a cigarette, that's badass.

[holt298]

i like vampires better 

[EricOakenspring2031]

LYCAN NO WEREWOLF THERE BAD

[UniverseKeeper2]

right, right, ...

[ckilo11]

look up the name Nikolas Schreck if you want to find it.

[ckilo11]

so being a werewolf is against satin. even still there is something in the church of satin called the order of werewolves. and a book: "How to become a Werewolf - The Fundamentals of Lycanthropic Metamorphisis; Their Principles and Application" by Anton Szandor LaVey (1930-1997):

[trevor123209]

dont do it cuz it says satinist its not safe at all

[wispersinthedark17]

...to turn you must be scrached...or bit by a real werewolf...

[defron321]

ive heard of that its rain water not plain water

[Baileyshow200]

I love Jesus but I wana be a were wolf I am 10

[titteringfiend1]

@Baileyshow200 than wtf are you doing here?

[kriger788]

You know Frankenstein is the doc. not the monster........ i think you mean "i look lik Frankensteins monster", no offence or anything, just in case you didn't know..... Btw funny golden retreiver - joke =)). 

[kyle10600]

all you idiots go to hell you satan lovers

[mertz313]

@kyle10600 there is no hell :P

[kyle10600]

@mertz313 your retarted if you read the description it says satinist website

[krtis9]

WEREWOOF!!!!



[iareniqueegarcia]

@krtis9 Werewolf is like the best thing ever like TEEN WOLF :))

[TheShadowhunter0011]

I love satanism but not so much werewolves

Прошлом. Кагоровые напав льни коронарный.

Оыщэ. Вырыт.

That last bit is HAIL SATAN. In Russian. :P

[SailThe7Seasa]

greetings. my name is wolfgang lupas. and i am an alpha wolf. i knew i was a werewolf sence i hit puberty. and when i asked my father about these changes i was going through he told me i was the 7th son. he told me it has been in the family and that it had skipped him but moved on to me. so i guess i was born this way.

[Zanygirls3456]

Fake. Thumbs up if you heard the plane in the background!! :D

[glockzup]

what a dumbass,LOL

[579youpoprap]

Vampires rule

[hot1cold0]

you could alwayz sell your soul to the devil to get wolf like features and superhuman strength or if you wanna keep ur soul you could just trick ur friends into giving theirs :D

[badnaamlarka13]

Is that really true did any one has try ed and has been become a ware wolf if yes then please tell me

[tw69gg]

@badnaamlarka13 well kind u dont turn into a ww u just get sortof a snout between yur eyes u grow a little more fur u get claws u get fangs and its also like rabies but not be craeful and make sure yur parents r asleep or nt home

[Fluffypantsjr]

totally against satan but would love to become a werewolf

[MrNappyboy1212]

@Fluffypantsjr vampires work for satan werewolfs are native American so there good

[weyetb]

@Fluffypantsjr metoo

[ckilo11]

@Fluffypantsjr

tell that to the person who came up with this:

"How to become a Werewolf - The Fundamentals of Lycanthropic Metamorphisis; Their Principles and Application" by Anton Szandor LaVey (1930-1997):

[boxermaf]

@Fluffypantsjr shapeshifters are demons sorry but u cant join if u were born human