Snog.Marry.Avoid.s02e02 Part 2 of 3

[preppyroyality]

Dear god her mother!!! she looks like some form of ape. the "younger" one - too much plastic surgery, pillow face much?

[EmiliaJLS]

Riskew?! paha wtf :S

[GrrIOwnYourAss]

why can't she pronounce anything?

[xGhostAvengedx]

She needs the beauty, because Lord knows she doesn't have the brains.

[TheHahasaur]

LOL She was flashing her nipples wow.

[paui1]

5:07 do guys really think its hot when a girls plastic boobs are hanging out like that in the club? :(

[sabuinthahouse]

24??? she is never 24 she looks more like 32-42

[itsjustmesophie]

risk-kay

pantomime damn

????????

[itsjustmesophie]

why are all these people theyre asking on the streets HIDEOUS ??

[chocoholicSISTA263]

wats riskew?? -_- and if she wants to feel like a hundred dollars after spending £1200 on herself then she ripped herself off..she needs to get her money back XD

[chocoholicSISTA263]

if spending that much on all those things give her inner happiness then she must literally have a shit/sad life to spend that much on her appearance...she needs help

[chocoholicSISTA263]

"on a night out to london. i don't think you need underwear.." "i can take or leave food but i can't leave my eyelashes.." " i cant live without my extensions" she spends £1200 a month on her appearance" Good god and she still looks like that??? fail..

she must be enjoying life and not having to put up with all those "problems" us normal human beings have to deal with, such as erm bills, living expenses, paying tax ..she must be living on the bank of mum and dad or earning more than enough

[dybim]

*slaps* that is NOT how you get into a corset! And that's not a corset anyway ¬¬ dumb cow

[thestolenvoice123]

the second girl's mom is gorgeous

[doomedangel90]

the 2nd girl looks at least 10years older than the host

[AlexZwinky]

the 2nd girl seriously looks like Kandee Johnson..

[fromthelandofuruk]

I don't understand, your lips aren't meant to be lighter than your skin, or the same colour so it looks like you have none at all. Have these people lost their minds?

[SuperYellow1989]

that girl is literally a moron....imagen having to spend a whole day with her, fuck sakes

[TheLolable123]

love how jodie marsh was like i promise.. now look at her!

[JuiciAkabasidi]

The girl at 2:54 with "nudie lips", that's not nude, that's pink.

[Batinthebelfry7]

LOL she pronounces risque wrong.

[usronejm]

riscue hahaaha

[muddieducky]

her mum is gorgeous<3

[2nonola]

what more could a man want??? He certainly dont want a fake slut :DDDDD

[CJAC5]

It's funny when she says she feels like $100 (around £62). It's like saying she feels like a 1-month travel card around Central London only LOL

[ItsTheCraze100]

"on a night out to london, i don't think you need any underwear!"... but then she wears tutus that are the same width as belts, so hmmm very classy if shes showing everyone what she gets at the waxing salon if u know what i mean, *shudder* eeeeeew!

[MrCrayEgg]

3:18 AND BRUSH YOUR HAIR HAHAHAHAHAHHA !!!!!!!!!!

[kickboxerz1]

24 more like 44

[NotlobNews]

The WEVA is not looking good?! Is that so...

[NotlobNews]

Slightly awkward that they mention jordan and jodie in the same episode:L when jodie jodie watches back....

[NotlobNews]

Old woman at 3:44 = future snog marry avoid star?;)

[DtodaDumpling]

only $100? Thats about right i suppose

[Ariel202113]

@DtodaDumpling Yeah, it's about £75 -___-

[twaffle4JLS]

Ew. Her Mum.

[BriBri897]

That chick looks like she might pop a breast implant in that corset xD

[Lou20101]

She spends £1200 on her appearance a month but she looks so cheap. Less is more girl!

[QuelloFreddo]

A bit risku

hahahahhaahhahahaha

[lilacfunk]

Hannah is completely crossed eyed. she should spend money fixin that instead.

[lilacfunk]

The presenter seems nice but she's so skinny that her hair is falling out.

[loudsoundman]

3:32 they had to blur her nipples out!

[naziaahmed10]

she is just drinking and minding her own buisness 04:50 lol

[pandorawarhol]

I would kill the mum at 4:00

srsly??!!

[Love4CBeadles]

it's a million dollars.. 'i feel like a million dollars' fail.. you look like a grubby penny.

[Kelismoviesmoothie]

04:50 - "She's got the beauty within and that's the main thing I think" You think? Get eye tesks and a personality checks babes because her make-up is as ugly as her approach to life; inner happiness costing £1200 a month only to feel $100 overall? She needs to die for all that money to help some worthy people out of debt and to put food on their tables!

[mpenton1]

'It gives me inner happiness'

God help her. Or POD in this case :P

[Kelismoviesmoothie]

"What more can man want?" errmm, not a man myself but I can guess they'd never want their unfortunate eyes to fall on your shallow, cheap character

[juicirosi202]

I'm addicted to this show<3

[CherryBlossom173]

She said that she spends £1200 a month on her appearance.

Then she says she feels like $100 (approx. £62) when she gets lots of attention.

.....wtf?

[rabiah08]

"You feel like $100"

Wow, thats a lot (!)

[xOkpdancinbabyyOx]

when she pronounced it "risk-q" i almost pissed myself.

[evaheartsmakeup]

i think ivr seen her before

[Tesseltjuhhxx]

Yay muse at 1:57! I like the look but her nose is still scary

[nghtrdr21]

her plastic surgeon needs to go to jail!!! that nose is horrible!

[SknkH0electro]

risk-you

[violinplayer101]

Wow, she's 24??!! I thought she looked more like a 35-40 year old mom trying too hard to be young again XD lol

[Jhon1234567]

@violinplayer101 lmao! i thought the exact same thing!

[TheShada91]

How does the step dad feel?

[MorgaineFeeLa]

@TheShada91 He probably gets boners.

[ellzeex]

she still looks fake as?

[aliceewhitehead]

PULL UP YOUR CORSET YOU SLAAAAG!!

[Kelismoviesmoothie]

Heaven forbid should Hannah ever have a daughter- I will adopt that girl just to get her away from that sick influence

[manondeklerk]

well her nose looks weird....

[jjgirlx]

I think she was showin off a bit too much in the club

[jjgirlx]

I think pod was being a bit too harsh on the marsh! lol

[Grenerd22]

Jodie looks so nice after! the wig is a bit odd - but without all that makeup she looks great.

[Nazzie91]

Did no one else notice that POD said Hannah Montana when they were doing that idiotic weather thing

[ILoveTeenie989]

@Nazzie91 when

[ILoveTeenie989]

@Nazzie91 when ,that was jenny

[cassiebx3]

@Nazzie91 Yep but that was only cos Hannah said her friends call her 'Storm' or 'Montana' wasn't it ?

[laurafromsheffield]

she cant even hold a wine glass properly...retard

[courtney31266]

Jodi Marshes Hair After She Was Make Undered Was A WIG! Its Truly Obvious x

[smellslikepanda]

"a bit ri-skew"

oh dear.

[timeiswhat]

Oh god... Her mom is just AWFUL. No wonder she ended up so fucked. Her mother should be telling her she's already beautiful, not encouraging this!

[kristiekangaroocat]

lol when she said she feels like a $100 shes shes english so she saying she feel like 50 quid :L

[allconspirer]

She's 24? I thought she was 30!!

[millyybabess]

God that Hannah girl is the thickest air- head they've had on snog marry avoid. 'i always feel like a hundered dollars'?! Thats like 70 English pounds. She looks about 10 years older than her actual age, just cheap tacky and slutty. a disgrace to womankind.

[woollysarah]

Does this girl know she's practically topless?! She looks so cheap. Oh, and she sounds simple.

[yupyupnomnom]

It costs alot of money to look so cheap!

[MsFanmail]

jodie looks so much better with natural make up

[TokioHotel3000]

HAHA, $100 she's stupiddd.

[ProperEnglishApple]

For someone who speads so much, she sure does look cheap!

[Jenn0s0h085]

I don't understand why some women want massive tits! They look ridiculous - just look at Jordan (and now her too)

Jodie does seem like a nice person though which is a shame because the way she dressed usually makes you not want to approach her, she just looks like a prostitute!

[hissybitch]

£1200 a month?! That's more than I've spent on appearance in the last 5 years...

[StephenFryphile]

Pantomime dam

Risk-u

$100

You my dear, are a retard.

[pashibabe]

her hair looks good after.

[fzjanjua]

LMAO, $100!!!!!! Funny shit fo sho!

[annasophiabebe]

shes 24?! thats sad, she looks like 2X her age.

[milena5678]

@annasophiabebe if u wear 2 much makeup and tan it makes u older 

[Kermitthefrogish]

100 dollars hey, thats cheap, bit like she looks!!! £1500 a month to look like that, I say save your money

[bigbrother08]

lmao 100 dollars, thats exactly what she is cheap ugly slag.

[hannahhasfreckles]

1) Her mum looks just as bad!

2) She looks about 40.

3) So she feels $100, but spends more then that trying to get that way?

[cherry8986]

Were women and we should be showing things off. Well wat about people with different religions like Muslims.

[gyal99]

Shee LookS'z AMAZing Afterr <3 

[Peeny1046]

"Ris-CUE"

"Pantomime DAMN"

Alright, love.

[Peeny1046]

Pause at 2:52

So elegant.

[Svetlia4iok]

she is 24? I thought she is at least 33!!!

if such people have NO brain, nothing will help!!!

[weirdsleepovergirls0]

heres hannah montana with the weather report XDD

[9999daisychain]

put ya nipples away love.

[tawejea]

Hannah is not in her twenties. i would bet shes closer to 35.

[grace317]

She feels like a hundred dollars? Kind of cheap yeah -_- Her bone structure is really strange, and I always feel so sorry for the boobs of these girls when they're squeezed so tightly into those clothes!! It looks painful, like they might burst!

[anthroptics]

@grace317 Her bone structure is actually the one thing uniquely aanf naturally pretty about her. She's mixed so "strange" facial structures happen.

[sillychocolate818]

hannahs mums ears are well weird

[RandomGothicFay]

if i was her and could spend 1200 a MONTH on fake-ness id rather save some, give some to a charity of some sort and the rest for living on =) but not THAT MUCH money to look like a 100 dollars :/

[kelzybub306]

thought POD is against fakeness... it gave Jodie a full on wig!!!

[kajoong]

is her name seriously Hannah Montana??

[kerridied]

Feels like a $100? If we just convert £1200 into $1900, that's an $1800 loss!

[annilionz]

its a shame shes got such a fucked up nose, she'd actually b rlly pretty !

[sillychocolate818]

@annilionz

i was thinking that

[cutemerry123]

alow all dat money 4 make up!

[jellyfish4400]

To be honest, I do think they did a quite good job when it came to Jodie Marsh, she did like quite natural, for someone who's had so much surgery, and naturally pretty at that.

As for the other girl - well if she was a hooker (which she already looks), I doubt any one would even pay a hundred dollars.

[sarouelala]

i wonder i people always say they want to look glamorous..do they think that means look like girls in adult movies? i don't get it. Please don't say stupid things..god

[shrikechan]

Jodi looks WAY different

[AshaBrookeLewis]

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGG!

[Kelismoviesmoothie]

She spends £1200 a month on her appearance but when she goes out she feels a $100 = £50, I guess the rest of it goes to her 'inner happiness' geez woman look at yourself!

[justicedn]

"i think he would say im a bit riskew" ahahaha fail

[usedfanatic1988]

24???????? she looks ancient!!!!

[x0xdeadlycookiex0x]

huumm... if it were any tighter I think her implants would explode...

[xcountxcodyx]

Why do they always just make blondes brunette? Blonde can be classy and elegant too.

[GazettEE]

HER NIPPLES!!!!

[AngelRasmus3]

We're women we should show things off???

Fucking slut, we're human beings with feelings, not shallow pieces of eye candy. EURGH

[CharleyyXcusackX99]

I love her (hannah) talks like tulisa constavalostas from n-dubz x

[AngelRasmus3]

@CharleyyXcusackX99 WOW even Tulisa doesn't sound that awful!!! Hannah sounds like a 50 year old chain smoker.

[Kelismoviesmoothie]

3:30 onwards 1 word comes to mind......SLUT!

[Kaizerassasin]

Her eyes, dude, her eyes.

ARE CREEEEEPY AS FUCCCKKKK

[GuyMeister89]

'on a night out to london i don't think you need any underwear.' - does she wanna get raped or what? and $100 is equivalent to about £65 haha, pretty thick

[millyybabess]

@funnyhunny90 yeah that's the one! I find it difficult to believe she ever even went to school!

[Kelismoviesmoothie]

Hannah Hellman, she is grose thank god I only know her through this show, shoot me if I ever turn into that!

[diasyful]

That corset looks sore as hell.

[millyybabess]

That BRUNETTE girl is officially the thickest person to ever be on snog marry avoid! Lol xxx

[kelzybub306]

Why do they stick these unrealistic wigs on girls?

[CJAC5]

She spends £1200 on fakery. That money would last me 3 months with change left.

[Daarisha]

When she said she felt like $100 I was almost crying with laughter! most people say a million, that's the general expression. She described herself perfectly without even meaning to.

[grace317]

@Daarisha Erm yeah, and she total shortchanged herself because she said she spent $1200! To look like $100?!?!??!?! Geez, too much hairspray and alcohol must have bust her brains -_-

[millievdz]

@Daarisha What I like is that she spent over a grand to look $100

[ctrlplusz]

Jeez, I nearly fell off my chair when it said she was 24! I thought she was about 40!

[ctrlplusz]

Jeez, I nearly fell off my chair when it said she was 24! I thought she was about 40!

[ctrlplusz]

Jeez, I nearly fell off my chair when it said she was 24! I thought she was about 40!

[ctrlplusz]

Jeez, I nearly fell off my chair when it said she was 24! I thought she was about 40!

[CherryGlisten10]

$100? thats just £62 tht aint expensive more like£1000

[Countess777]

No wonder that all the girls on this show still live at home because they can't afford to move out with the money they spend on crap!

[iculookingg]

her fake boobs are going to burst one day on that corset

[annilionz]

whats the point in wearing that corset, if shes gunna spend half the night covering her boobs with her arm woz their falling out of it !!!!

[ArtLookSpirit]

Believe me with Mr Berlsconi "slutty-women-and-slut-loving" ...she would get a position immediately!

[foreeverx]

that is sad, spending all the money on crap like that, here's an idea, why don't you start giving money to people who need it? like charitys and not spending it all on fakery -.- and to the mum, nobody's completley natural, but there's no need to be THAT fake.

[princessdianaislove]

@foreeverx Very true. But not even that, she must never go on holiday cause she spends all her money on her appearance. And I get the impression she still lives with her mum and dad. Which is not good. There are better things to spend your money on than all that crap!

[xxcmgxx12]

She's a hundred dollar whore XD