SHOENICE22 ACTS LIKE A HUMAN BEING FOR ONCE

[JiiHate]

SICK.. HAD TO STOP WATCHING THE VIDEO

[Alziax]

You don't blink enough to be considered human

[ltsaint911]

You're not wearing a blue t shirt. This is wrong.

[PaDoCoKeFo]

oh. hi. nice to meet you shewe. what you're doing is beautiful inspiring and i am feel pride to say i know you.

[Deltarogers]

Don't ever change Shonice.....fuck the haters.....

[lovelala101]

you honestly need some serious help RIGHT AWAY . your gonna killl yourself .

[rocklinrebellion]

The way your eyes get bigger when you take a bite, mixed with your facial expressions throughout the entire video makes me lose it and laugh way hard.

[tylernignig]

eat 4 boxes of dextromethaphren.....

[qdmen]

I dont care what anybody says about you... you are awesome/legend.

[bored7743]

once he put on an actual bin, things turned from normal to odd

[MeLoveChronicNug420]

this is still super awkward to watch lol

[MascotOfAGeneration]

The weirdest thing his ever eaten

[tatlonione]

shoe nice's eyes don't dry because"He tried using vi sine and someone put superglue in it for a trick.

[bukkakeskates]

i didn't know that autistic people lived longer thank 20 ?

[pauldeg927]

@bukkakeskates Are you retarded?

[KushForBros]

Cool ass

[SuperMaywood]

its fuuny how he tries to eat and talk

[175were]

Day 32 still looking for onesskaters2's comment...

[p17021999]

who the fuck did dislike this ?!?!?!?1?! You are awesome Shoenice !!!

[SuperMaywood]

@p17021999 the ppl who were hoping he was choking down food and wanting him to die and the selfish ppl

[MrMrthejman]

ok you know what i dont get you came on this video you clicked on it you know what it was and you still thumbs down if you dont like it dont rate thumbs up if you agree

[Suldok]

You don't eat with your hat on.

[Tonemaster800]

thank you.

[MegaMoneymoney2]

check out my friend jasonzuni007

[dathrilla07]

This guy could be my new hero.

[nickm419]

Do u notice that ur brain isnt coordinated enough to let u blink at the same time u chew cus of all that shit u eaten b4? This isnt talkin to other kids in the comments, i am asking u shoenice

[css688]

he fakes everything

[josepep]

we love you shoenice!!!

[xDhappy7]

normal people blinkk!

[davidjoedavid]

poor guy haha he must be sooo lonely to eat dinner in front of youtube

[HYPHY112]

he must get constipated alot he only chews his food 3 times

[HYPHY112]

he talks exactly the same and does everything the same lol wtf man

[SlaveMaster62]

now i want some hot sausage.

[HYPHY112]

@SlaveMaster62 i went out n bought some lol after this n am watchin it while eating sausage no homo

[SlaveMaster62]

@HYPHY112 Cool, think I'm gona have some tomorrow and watch this again.

[USCmc2]

"I love you guys, I love everybody." D:

[USCmc2]

"I live alone, I don't have a girlfriend." D:

[yhtiuh6tlkg]

eat pickles and nickels dipped in soy sauce 

[Mikerulez101]

misleading title!

[PremoPhilms]

HOW DO YOUR EYES NOT DRY OUT

[ChanticleerHegemony]

@PremoPhilms Contact lenses

[Zeldalove1992]

@PremoPhilms he did a trick when little.

[Darkfire889]

Ill let you have this one Chris. But I am lmao because the video of you painting yourself is related to this.

[EarDeff]

HE SOUNDS NORMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[HanzoTh3Razor]

when you started talking about the chewing i was wondering the same fucking thing lol how does he chew so fucking little before swallowing ? hahaha cool vids man

[HanzoTh3Razor]

said grace lolol normal is boring dude :D

[l33tp1mp]

This might be the nicest person on youtube...

[onsskater2]

i fucking hate this guy...i hope he chokes one day or gets poisoned

[priris]

@onsskater2 Looks like some one's an orphan...

[MuscIeBound]

@onsskater2 I hope the same thing happens to you too.

[ThePinkrox13]

Ok heres a dare for you : I dare you to eat dog poo or your own poo IF YOU GOTS THE GUTS !!!

[MistaDollaD]

You should eat ShoeNice

[MsValeriaelizabeth]

shoenice my brother you really did mucked those haters good with this video, you literally fucked them up to the end 100% epic bro

[nyc61479]

Dude I dont care what anyone says!! I love your videos and I think ur really funny weather ur trying to be or not idk but you are! Everyone who doesn't like ur vids can easily not watch but the problem is they love it n don't wanna tell ya!! Anyway, keep doing what ur doing cause I think ur great n I enjoy all ur vids!! I have only one bad thing to say and that is I am from ny so u wearing that Boston hat is killing me right now lol!! Other then that ur golden!!

[HYPHY112]

3 chews

[HYPHY112]

u take chews how d u enjoy ur food

[baliblades]

21 dislikes are you guys deff shit fases

[SomeoneStrangeGuy]

i love you dude...

i think you are really a cool guy..

AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[AAmmar22]

Please like my channel :)

[nonamesavailable5]

There is always gonna be someone hating. Keep being you but stay healthy!

[starhouseful]

you are weird

[SlaveMaster62]

Now I want some hot sausage in sause. 2:50 This is haut saawsage.

[GraphicOG]

you seem like such a cool guy.

[MakeupTeen94]

you were normal untill you said the creepy ass "thank you" that you always say...

[upanddownaroundtown]

u actuallu have some manners

[mikejojr1]

just saw loads of your videos... DAMN... PRETTY DAMN hilarious

bear gryllis drinks piss

u eat and drink everything else.

KEEP AT IT

[Poodleinacan]

Praying isn't part of being a normal human "being".

[trapegons]

I still would have taken about 3 times this long to eat the same thing.

[CamDudeYouRok]

He's is actually a cool guy.

[TheBaconi10]

i don't get it. did i miss him eat the fork or something?

[jazzMANN407]

Yayy real food

[icanflylikeawolf]

<.< im scared...... i liked the messy shoenice....

[BalinChainly]

it is strange watching you eat real food

[winterpieee]

<3 u too shoenice!11 lol!



[LightningStrikeXXX]

Shoenice may be one weird mother fucker loool but he definitely is a genuinely good guy

[ssJlevel100]

FINALLY NOT A GIANTS HAT!!!

[jedijesus257]

you are my HERO!!



[jedijesus257]

i love you!! i wish i could sub 2 times too your channel! it would make my day if you subbed to me pretty please:)

[quinnster30]

Come down to House of Martial Arts in Indiana and we'll turn you into a reall fighter. You'll be fighting in the octagon in no time!

[terrabaiss]

Hey Shoenice i do have to admit u r pretty crazy but u know what these people who write mean things to u FUCK THEM they talk bad about u but i bet they watch every video u make.You know ur videos r werid but i cant stop watching them keep it up shoenice ill keep watching hell really what else is there left for u to eat by the way i love ur eyes r u sick of hearing that yet

[HarryLikesGames]

Who the fuck eats sausages in spaghetti sauce??

[terrabaiss]

@HarryLikesGames Italians do u dumbass

[bugattisupersport100]

@terrabaiss HAHA U JUST PWNED HIM XD "who the fuck eats sausages in spaghetti sauce??" "italians do u dumbass" HAHA xDD

[knoxklay11]

@HarryLikesGames wops do shitcock

[HarryLikesGames]

@knoxklay11 huh?...

[tktmzkaley]

Haters pls shut up :/ if u dnt like the vidio then don't watch it. Ok? Do you stupid retards understand? Whould u like me to say it slower? Smh people really need to grow the hell up.

[themousemaster]

It's ok shoe, i never chew either i finish a whole mean (example: roast) in about 5 minutes, even less XD 

[frother]

I don't think normal people eat sausage and spaghetti sauce

[tehcubedude]

You should eat a Rubik's Cube! Take it apart and then eat it

[squig792000]

fukin crackhead.

[DontMissMeWhenImGone]

You Almost never blink o-o

[JeffSeaboltVEVO]

You know, I used to think you was kind of weird and a stoner and a drunk. But now I realize your a pretty nice guy :)

[PeteyPots]

you are the man shoenice

[Slicer1821]

Well Basically, We watch this guy eat, like creeps?

[Igc4bm98]

You have like no life but you're hilarious xD!!!

[Logicalpsycho2323]

CHEWWWWW your food, wut the heck!?

[bootsay123]

your so brave and cool

[jordanmorris93]

@BangLettuceBro No way, seriously?!

[BangLettuceBro]

lol.. I was in jail with this guy few years back. Real nut job.

[Favre1013]

@BangLettuceBro shut up.............. no way

[wowster97]

i love u

[hounddog6000]

@shoenice22 make a vid on how you never blink? :)

[joeyboy178]

U need your veggies I just took a shit with some corn I'm it I can send it if u want it

[drkmagik100]

Heeeeee runied it at the end with that thank you it was going swell until the THANK YOU

[magikriko1]

I know that guy will gett married I just know

[magikriko1]

Yo bro he my nigga that nigga never lies

[Mcreviews132]

I love u nice vid no homo

[Mcreviews132]

do wat u want

[FPSDouGCS]

shoenice looks like hannibal lecter

[Bushyboi1996]

He is humming "The Yellow Submarine" by The Beatles.

[BJQjy368]

those eyes.... O_O

[Stationboyzz]

Well could u sub my channel!

[m4ttyk4kes]

hes telling the truth you know!!1

[miguelangelv7]

lol jk don't eat that it will kill you if you eat liquid nitrogen

[miguelangelv7]

eat liquid nitrogen

[Bandtx]

You were almost a normal human being in this video except you almost never blinked

[farmgirl900]

@Bandtx and he eats randome crap

[XerifArthas]

i love you man.

[SoNDgs]

EW

GROSS

SICK

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? COOKED SAUSAGES? SAUCE!? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DISGUSTING THIS IS?

[VolundrRising87]

mate i just noticed this and maybe im not the only one, u got some dangerous eyes, u can feel the energy its kinda nutters. keep up the vids mate, ur doin a great job

[saphiremommy]

If you can eat tampons I'm sure you can take a few punches to the face as well.. Kinda growing on me and I hate to admit it.. BUT I like watching your Iron clad stomach LOL Fear factor would be easy for you and you would make some money!! seriously fear factor is for you!!

[skateatburners]

you need a spot on south park

[CrackWarrior]

This is probably one of my favorite videos. Shows what a sound person you are. Fuck the haters!

[teequlah]

thats what you consider a normal meal? lol :)

[baconsizzle121]

did you used to live in lynn? if so you lived the street next to mine lol!

[sp0ng]

Thank yaooooo.

[kkboy888]

i love u to man=)

[Zara0692]

Your eyes are such a pretty color shoenice (:

[misscourtney3472]

Shoenice, is it true that you had a wife?

And I'd like you (if you want to) to take a small tour around your house because, I always see some cute cats in the background and stuff! :)

Also one more question, do you have anymore pets besides the cats ? :D

Also your awesome and keep up the badass work :)

[TechTipsForYou]

Shoenice you are a badass guy. You seem real nice too after I saw your life vid where you fed those two girls. (no pun w.e) Keep making more vids!

[shoenice22]

@TechTipsForYou THAANNK YOOUUUUUUUU

[tumandi2705]

@shoenice22 do u go check ur health bro?

[optimusprime0091]

@TechTipsForYou what vid was that? send it to me plz

[TechTipsForYou]

@optimusprime0091 It starts at 14:35. Add youtube.com in front of it

/watch?v=-6fUWfcyxUE

[RenderedRadical]

You are pretty much fucking awesome. Keep on keeping on man.

[shoenice22]

@RenderedRadical THAANNK YOOUU

[TheGirlWhoEats]

I laughed so hard when i read your title

[shoenice22]

@TheGirlWhoEats ME TOO..ITS HARD ACTING NORMAL

[MrBrandonSully]

your videos are like crack i want more

[shoenice22]

@MrBrandonSully ESPECIALLY THE GOOD CRACK

[smoshreporters101]

oh no he has 8 dislikes

[shoenice22]

@smoshreporters101 HATERZZZZ

[NightStalker1337]

I love how people say there are "normal" people, and they expect you to be "mannerly" while they aren't themselves. Oh boy, do I love hypocrites!

[shoenice22]

@NightStalker1337 LMAO

[Ourcraftz]

This guy is boss

[shoenice22]

@Ourcraftz SO ARE YOU

[AudioinHD]

shoenice, man your one awesome dude. them fuckin haters, lets see them do these stunts period, not even with a time, fuckin Bitchezzzz

[shoenice22]

@AudioinHD RIGHT..EMOS

[CornbreadPhD]

lol, shoenice. You don't have to act though. I like the real you. I support your cause, and I support what you're doing man.

[shoenice22]

@CornbreadPhD THAANNK YOOUU

[zorakid1]

who ate the shoenice we know D:

[shoenice22]

@zorakid1 I DID

[zorakid1]

@shoenice22 Woahh Mind boggolinn

[Dragonlord200983]

o.O ...speechless....<3

[shoenice22]

@Dragonlord200983 ME TOO

[bubblemuffinxp]

114 missed the dislike button

[shoenice22]

@bubblemuffinxp BLOW ME

[bubblemuffinxp]

@shoenice22 LOL Y U MAD?

[SuperSpanishChicken]

Well basically...

[shoenice22]

@SuperSpanishChicken BASICALLYYYY.....

[flannelslipperz]

7 ppl missed the like button

[shoenice22]

@flannelslipperz HELL YEAH PUNK ASS BITCHEZZZ

[PZBBLegenz]

you need more subs 

[shoenice22]

@PZBBLegenz GET ME SOME BRO !!

[soulshaker205]

@shoenice22 Ray William Johnson will get you more subs, just need to get one of your videos on =3

[Wakkywinter]

Hey guys shoenice again, well bassicly..

[t0xictreasure]

YELLOW SUBMARINE!

[Andriel544490]

do people seriously still care about the time limit?

[shoenice22]

@Andriel544490 LOL..YUP..TOO FUNNY

[shawnphase]

@shoenice22 NICE TRY BUT WE KNOW YOU ARE SENT HERE BY THE ALIENS TO GIVE US POSITIVITY AND JOY IN OURLIVES, KUDOS SIR!!! PS THE COMMENTS IN THIS VIDEO ARE SURREAL AHAHAH!

[shoenice22]

@shawnphase LOL

[RMilvae]

You should go to porn. Shoenice eats out the nastiest vaginas.

[shoenice22]

@RMilvae EWWWWWWWWW

[718QNZKID]

@RMilvae Shoenice attempts to eat the infamous "Blue Waffle"

[ZMH0109]

after watching this i realize being normal sucks :D