I NEARLY DIED. (not)

[itsgemmma]

I can't take pills either. My parents had to put them in mars bars when i was younger. Now I have to have disposable or like liquid medcine...

[djmikethebike]

I took flucloxacillian when I got an infection from WESTFIELD SHOPPING CENTRE..

but it cleared up :)

[leaaadotJ]

I was prescribed that! I can't remember what for Dx it made me not eat for days...

[Awesomesauceness4674]

Was that last statement really necessary!?

[bababababarann]

ooh sweat lemonade.. that for the shirt :)

[sarniagerry]

When I was on morphine I-.....I don't remember. At all.

[katpat1411]

OH. MY. GOD. ILOVEYOURSHIRT!!!!! :D

[basailquazzy]

My horse is amazeing!!! wooot

[SuperPokemonfan22]

Like  when you actually thought he was dying D:

[MrsSquishyMuffins]

You live near me :D Sorry... it made me happy for a second.. 

[09lealily]

i hat swiollowing pills i gag urrrr :)))xxx

[koellekind]

I was at A&E in Manchester, but the one near University. Still, I know what you are talking about, it was absolutely horrible.

[09lealily]

u have a sop pic it out i say loll :)) big fan :)))xxxx

[Shypuff]

it's also creepy that people stare at you and have competitions... DX

[oddtofu1]

Guessing you spit..not swallow?O.o

[im04aMONSTER]

ha i can swallow pills yea '3

[HeyHiItsAshley]

Hah..I know how all the morphine feels when I went into hospital because no one has figured out the my appendix had burst. :P I had 6 miligrams of morphine in less than 3hrs.

[missdivineintensity]

Love that video!!!!! :)

[thesplashingpebbles]

MR WEEBL SHIRT! FUCK YEAH!

[TerasXertas]

Dedication...LMAO

[SceneLovee]

....*starts singing in head*....look at my horse, my horse is amazing....give it a lick....mmm...it tastes just like RAISINS :D hehe :3

[AMusicKindOfGurl]

I know you're ashamed of me...someone explain the shirt?

Oh, and I totally forgot what The Game was o.o

[iBrakeHarts]

Litwitly ;D

[MsRosieRandom]

i think you should have had a literally count going....literally

[saukra144]

aww dan

[laurylvinagrette]

Oh, and just so you know, when companies list side effects for medicine, they literally have to list anything that happens to any of the people taking it during testing. For example, a person taking it for the test could die in a car crash, and the company would then have to list death as a "side effect." So, read those with a grain of salt

[laurylvinagrette]

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SHIRT? I LITERALLY CANNOT FIND IT ANYWHERE.

[imeatingyourramenPLZ]

FUCK WHY!!!??? i had a 6 month streek going and then U did this i just lost a SIX MONTH streek of the game

[xTheGlassesGirlx]

WANT THAT TOPPPPPPPPPPPP.

[charlottened]

DAMN YOU.. (I just lost the game)

[kimberly3210]

3:15... I said awhh too:( <3

[Goinbefskie]

'After 15 and a half days of waiting.'

[XxXedwestwickXxX]

oh dan... that shirt. AMAZING HORSE!! woo. i too am ashamed if you dont know where the phrase is from

[RoVredRALF]

:] lol

[MelonPandaa]

I bet his shirt smells like raisins ;D

[ConfusedHippos]

Excellent impression there Dan :)

[Minsterella]

Amazing horse xD!

[Elphie021]

Wait...so what was actually wrong with him? Did I just miss that bit? :/

[KayKatastr0phe]

My ex did that when he was sick ._. The "ow..... ow...... ow...... ow..... ow...... ow....." Thing. It was the worst day ever. Of course as it turns out there was fluid build up in his lungs because of pnemonia and some broken ribs so yeeaaahhh.... :/

Well I'm glad you didn't die. :D

[lindsaysaurusness]

I loveee the top!!!<3

[That1Fan]

why was he in the hospital?

[FiberopticRobotGirl]

Omg he watches shameless! I love him forever! Lol ^^

[resevil333]

Shut up woman, get on my horse xD hahaha

[mermaidfairy08]

thank god- i'm not the only person who cant swallow a pill... normally :P

[HeartsAlwaysRemember]

that shirt made me want to kill myself ;-; way to go. that song hurts my mind so very badly..

[JJLovesya2]

my stepisiter started giggling that her edward cullen poster was going to rape her..

[310BPM]

"THE GAME"

i lol'd

[FreddysAFluffyPoodle]

I have these tablets now caus I'm sick, there massive and smell like nail polish, and they have almost all of these sympoms written on the lable woo!

[XxLexiMusicxX]

"Look at my horse, my horse is amazing. Giva it a lick, MMMMM taste just like raisins"love ya Dan and I know when your birthday is, June 11

[KatyB1997]

I know exacually what you mean! Manchester is very scary at night time :)

[p741852963789456123]

omg i have to take a bite of something to swallow pills to!!!!!! >__> lol <3

[lilflossyo]

My allergy pills make me hallucinate just a bit...

[IWalkThisRoadAloneXx]

When I was on morphine, I saw ice skating unicorns on my hospital bed :o

[xHelloKittyPoptartx]

With the "swallowing pills" thing, I am the same way. 

[MindlesslyGenius]

My friend played rugby with Wookies when he had morphine.

[97Scarygirl]

Nooo!! I Lost!

[ConstanceOhr20]

It's taking me like a year to watch this:( i didn't want to see a poorly dan:L

[catherinethecatlike]

A&E is like the UC. (Urgent Care)

[tempeseelylove6]

DANG I LOST. :( ow ow ow

[mcrhun]

like if you think skinny jeans are hot!! <3



[lisaaaarg01]

How would u no the size of a squirrels anus? :L

[greentrock13]

I had to take Flucloxacillin when i was in Barbados and it made me feel like crap :L i wanted to sleep all the time mostly.

[xGARRYSMODMADx]

4:36 must be the funniest part :D

[pinkhotarurose]

my stomach was making the rumblies...that only hands could satisfy. XD

[katee1022]

you literally, said literally 100 times.

[MindlessClique]

In the past year or so I've had many of the same problems. Have you noticed doctors almost wait for you to get worse then they decide to do something. Once I went to the E.R with horrible anxiety and nausea and weak, they just gave me something for nausea and sleeping meds, then a few days later I was dying I went to stay over night where they discovered horrible depression and anxiety, and severe dehydration. And the same has happened a lot this year. :p Get well to anyone that's sick.

[xHoundZ]

@danisnotonfire i went great ormand street hospital for an operation! I also had morfine it gets you high! O.o i had a

Touma :(

[Tinchy500]

definitely the best t-shirt ever!!!

[beckylouise141996]

I can't swallow pills either... I also went to the doctors the other day, he gave me flucloxacillin and after a while of choking on every tablet they had absolutely no effect whatsoever :/

[SaraBeCreepin]

Ugh. I feel like a loser. Losing The Game and all that >.>

[Emogen123]

I can't swallow pills either:D Yayy us....

[chihuahuagirlz1]

You literally said literally like literally 20 times...literally lol

[JessicaSkies]

@chihuahuagirlz1 I counted it was 5

[Katniss012]

when he showed the picture of him in the hospital, i said 'aw' right as he said 'aw.' ... >.>

[jonah1603]

o you asshole

[SabrinaaaXOXO]

You say literally a lot.

[madlove015]

I cant swallow pills either! Im happy to hear that someone else is the same! My parents get on me about how I cant and that I need to learn....its not that I need to learn I now how to but my body makes me throw them up as I'm trying to swallow..

[fluffymcgizz]

I'm fourteen and can't swallow pills either. Dx My mom tells me I'm a baby. You've just boosted my self esteem by like, 90%. xD <3 Anyway glad you're okay. :)

[MsEmmyD]

Wait why did you need surgery? :L

[angrypanda9]

Shut up women get on my horse look at my horse my horse is amazing give it a lick mhhhm it tasted just raisins by the stroke of its mane it turns into daaaahdaaaahhdaaaah day adh adh adh adh adh as he' that's dirty do you think so well I better not show you were the lemonade is made sweet lemonade yeah sweet lemonade the end I'm to lazy

[xBoXBoyxX]

3:46!!!! !!!

[TheRainbowUnitards]

Amazing Horse!! :3

[julian132132]

30 people have not seen the amazing horse.

[applesarescary]

Awww you looked so sick. Poor dan :(

[kayyaaaaa]

AS IF I JUST LOST THE GAME ARRRGH hatred.

[StandardMeTv]

thats sounds worse then just your stomach!

[goalie0999]

" Unfortunately I have the circulatory system of a sloth made of butter so I didn't really feel anything for a few hours."

[armaniKohai]

seek medical attention if you get death

[emmaleteaceee]

youre the most gorgeous person ive EVER seen in my life?!

[emmaleteaceee]

youre the most gorgeous person ive EVER seen in my life?!

[jammiification]

i stupidly wore a mud mask watching this video. my face is now cracked.

[xxSnook123]

I refuse to swallow pills.

[Grachiification]

I can't swallow pills, even with food! I just end up eating the food and leaving the pill in my mouth (ew). I have to cut open the pill and swallow what's inside or just don't eat the pill. -.-

The Game.

[InkycatRED]

Dan looks so cute when he's asleep :3

[SuperBlueCupcakes]

3:46-3:55 XD

[EpicGeorgiaYeaahh]

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.

[kawaiikateee]

...and death.

LOOOOOL

[joshvongrimmsgirl]

I'd better not show you where the lemonaid is made!!!!!!!!!!

[TheCraZedPeeps]

Nice wall

[Makaymmkay]

whats with all the literally?

[nikkichickyAAA]

you say literally a lot...

[ZaiSteph]

"...right." lmao

[iiHeyMoon]

"Ahh, I feel so much better.... THE GAME!"

I feel so much WORSE! D': xx

[NroxanaC]

at first when he said then me and phil had to go to the A&E i was like why would they go to american eagle... :\

[awkwardlyauthentic]

I cannot swallow pills either! I have the same problem. I hate pills! I have to take a bite of food after I take a pill too.

[LindseyxPaige]

3:44-3:57.....AMAZING! <3

[natashatasha1]

matching haircuts and skinny jeans for the win... squirrel

[natashatasha1]

I WANT YOUR SHIRT MAN

[MyLuci97]

fuuuck I lost the game ahahha love you dan and your videos and everything about you hjfjdjfkdgjdf

[s16penser]

@danisnotonfire lol 3:18 till 3:58 I had that same problem when I got my tonsils taken out I couldn't feel the morphine and I got so much that I fell asleep at 12:30 and woak on Tuesday 2:00 ps. the surgery was on Sunday night that was 3 days they almost thought I was dead :/

[KiraLessThanThree]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK! That SHIRT! Amazing Horse! * ^ *

[tardisbluetiful]

the game... you evil man.

[MegaGabby333]

@Danisnotonfire Thankyou for making this video!!!! It made me feel alot better about my situation when I was ill!!! :P Glad u got better!! :) x

[xxASandMMxx]

is wrong to laugh when the side affect said death

[sarahlikesfun1101]

LOVE the shirt !!!! (:

[MissLushLily]

Same, i eat bananas instead though XD x

[cupcakecrazy98]

omg i love his shirt lol and great your feeling better dan

[TotalLlamaEater]

Aw. I Said 'Awww' The Same Time He Did :) <3

[1881twilight]

I NEED that shirt!!!!!!!!!! MAH GAAD!!! <3

[cragside15]

look at my horse my horse is amazing give it a lick 'mmm' tastes just like raisen

xx

[todalyweirdgirl]

@cragside15 It turns into plane and it turns back again when you TUG ON ITS WINKY.

Oooh that's dirty!

[EllieEpicc]

@cragside15 raisins.

[cragside15]

@EllieEpicc oops, i'm no good at spelling :(

[IWantedHonesty]

i'm allergic to Flucloxacillin...

[peacetoallhippies]

He looked so cute when he was sick ;) I'm glad he's feeling better :D

[koalasaterachel]

Dammit I lost the game DX

[shsgabrsm]

i cant swallow pills either

[ABCCaitlinP]

(-' ' )-@ Want a cookie for being ill?

[yellomustache4]

i love swallowing pills hehe drug addict ha jk

[SweetEvilCreations13]

...squirrel anus? Really? lol!

[ohmyGAAHitsme]

WHERE CAN I GET THAT SHIRT FROM.

OH MY GOD.

[MYmusicROCKSxox]

its 17 minutes past 1 in the mourning and im watching you. so yeah im not asleep because of you. feel loved dan.. LOVED! <3

[LifeIsHarryPotter23]

I can't swallow pills either :)

[casssss1e]

best-fucking-teeshirt

[TahLucky7]

why did you actually go to hospital

[MissTwilightHater]

Holy smokes! Manchester :D

[AmyAvanue]

aww

[TheCrazygal84]

I'm glad your alive :)

[Believeislies]

BEST. SHIRT. EVER,

[EmmyHerman]

LITERALLY is all you say Dan XD

[LINDSAYLIKEOMG]

LOL here A&E is a tv station so i was like "you went...to a television network...?"

[naomiieRhie]

cant belive the side effects,,, i've just started the same pills for ear infection -_-

[xstrawberrypopsicle]

'a sloth made of butter'

[TheCameronscooter]

What's ur other channel

[niemannicole]

nerimon is taking these now



[imansheikhxo]

Morphine is a legal, less harmful version of Cocaine o.O

DRUGGY.;)

[Glee121Glee121]

"My esophagus must be the size of a...squirrel anus. That's absolutely disgusting"

[XboogieXbooX]

i can't swallow pills either :/

[Cordogan]

I'm glad you're not dead.

[scenecupcake69]

Look at my horse My horse is amazing Give him a lick Woman: OH! He tastes just like raisins With a stroke of his Maine He turns into a plane And into a game when you tug on his winky Woman: Oh that's dirty Do you think so? Well then I better not show you were the lemonade is made Yes sweet lemonade! Sweet sweet lemonade Get on my horse I'll take you round the universe And all the other places Woman: You'll find that the universe pretty much covers everything SHUTUP woman get on my horse.

[joshvongrimmsgirl]

WEEBLE'S STUFF SHIRT! xD I'm such a geek a shirt with SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MY HORSE on it just made my week :L

[JizzyJizzable]

3:46 c':!!!

[hallgutierrez]

You speak like me omg haha

[niggiemonster]

I've missed the bus for school because the pavements are all flooded, so I'm spending my morning watching these videos until I can make it to school.

[TMNTleo]

You should try the A&E at Newham Hospital, it's fucking terrible. They kept me waiting for an hour and 3/4, to move me into another area promising me antibiotics for my nerve pain and possibly tonsillitis [person I live with had it and I was getting the same symptoms she did], where I waited for another seven fucking hours, just for them to tell me there's nothing they can do about the nerve pain and that I was fine. About five hours in my painkillers had worn off, so I spent 2 hours crying.

[BashaJay]

this was uploaded on my birthday :]

[EvAahzZ]

Yellowing of the.. What?

[sszabuza95]

Mustache Man: Get on my horse ill take you around the universe and all the other places too

Woman: I hope you know the universe pretty much covers everything

Mustache Man: Shut up woman get on my horse xDDD i cant get enoug of that song and this guy is like god for having a shirt of it XD

[Aparajitataneja]

OMG I HAVE TO DO THAT WITH PILLS TOO!

[thatmancuniangirl]

This was uploaded on my birthday... knowing dan is alive and well- AWESOME birthday present!!! :)

[mikuruchan88]

you are cute C: xDD

[NomChan77]

My friend cant swallow friends either so i throw them in her mouth when shes not paying attention u.u

[asiachan21]

@NomChan77 She can't swallow friends..? Should I be concerned? o _o

[NomChan77]

@asiachan21 o_o omg. Brain fart, is hard. Im sorry xD pills* i swear i wrote that. Im really sorry.

[Sollection]

That accent I meant to spell like that jesus chris No need to get all upset

[Sollection]

jk jesus and i mean't to spell like that to =3

[caroegc]

Wheres the t shirt from?