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  • TV show--Ancient Aliens and the Third Reich, quote ``there was no American space program, it was a German space program.`` ``Germany invented the modern world``

  • Sir Frank Whittle invented the JET ENGINE.FUCKING IDIOTS

  • @goguvasil IDIOT, NAZI FIRST FLY WITH JET

  • 5:00 THATS A GERMAN!!! When ur pussy little nation is smashed, expect to see that fire in our faces!

  • also, Porsche and volkswagen are the same company

  • the first commercial computer was assembled by a french, using an intel 8800, nothing german here, althought " computer " is vague.

    Aspirin is french too, invented by Frederic Gerhardt

    Jean's were french too, invented by Levi Strauss

    First car ever rolling was french, also.

  • @MrStaxxy bullshit, aspirin is German. The rest of what u said is true, but they were french jews. Not french. Jews cannot be any race but themselves, they're all turds.

  • @MrStaxxy what germany invented the pertol powerd car the only car the french invented was a steam car and the first computer was the z1 wich was a german and asprin was made by arthur eichengrun whos german and levi strauss is german so your wrong

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  • @MrStaxxy jeans was Invented in the US, by 2 Lativan immigrants.

  • FYI -------- Porsche is Austrian.

  • in german but i wouldnt say germany is the greatest country in the world but we make some awesome stuff

  • @TheGERMANschnitzel Germany IS THE GREATEST NATION ON EARTH!!!!!! Anyone that doesn't hail at our feet will be slaughtered!

  • @wrathofvengance67 im german and i love my country you idiot but saying your country is the best is aragent

  • The first inventor of a telephone was Phillip Reis of Germany only MUSICAL not articulating. The first person to publicly exhibit a telephone for transmission of articulate speech was A. G. Bell. The first practical commercial telephone for transmission of articulate speech was invented by thom Edison!! Thom Edison's is used for transmitting . Bell's is used for receiving. So u cant say Germans invented telephone, his invention just helped a little on creating real telephone

  • you forget KRAFTWERK,  WURTH, and many more :)

  • You guys forgot the greatest German of all time:

    Dieter Uchtdorf!

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  • LONG LIVE DEUTCHLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Wunderbar !

  • 58 brits disliked this.

  • @mrjikkii2 make it 59 cos the video's SHIT!

  • @mrjikkii2

    im british and german :D

  • @mrjikkii2 Why? How do you know they where?

  • @mrjikkii2 Why? How do you know they weren't just people who new that a lot of the so called ''german inventions'' listed weren't actually german.

  • GERMANY <3

  • you fergot penicilen three ring binder and chicken steak

  • oh and jet engine 1928, frank whittle, just so you know...

  • Thankyou, germany for your wonderful inventions, may we live in peace and be greatest of allies once more.

  • And one more thing:

    We Italians function despite having an asshole, Berlusconi, embarrassing and shafting our country.

  • Germany nice country and also all the countries of the world anyway thank you "Ferschumi."

  • @ericssson

    I'm sure my 60 million fellow countrymen will care that somebody who has favourited 'Petey Pablo - Freek-A-Leek' has said such a thing. We'll stick with inventions such as the Jet Engine, the Telephone, the Television, the Radio, the World Wide Web and the Lightbulb, and we'll stick with famous people such as Isaac Newton, William Shakespeare, Winston Churchill, Charles Darwin and The Beatles, etc...

  • You didnt invent the telephone............But your beer is very good

  • im like 25% german and really want to learn the language and move there when im old enough!

  • I love germany my country

  • I really respect ancient German inventions like car and telephone.

    Their great achievement became basis of this technological age.

  • Car have been invented by a French in 1771 ;)

  • Long live the Germanic race!

  • @911wasdonebyjews You germans suffer from a collective delusion of grandeur. We Italians opened the world for you (Marco Polo, Vespucci, Colombus} Opened the Universe for you (Galileo) Gave You music by inventing it in the first place. Magnificent music by Verdi,Rossini,Puccini) Enabled the world to communicate (Guglielmo Marconi) Gave you electricity ( Alessandro Volta) Opened your minds to possibilities ( Da Vinci) Gave you beauty and art (Michelangelo) Sublime poetry , Dante. Wake up!
  • The Philip Reis telephone was not a telephone at all because it could not transmit the human voice.Alexander Gram Bell of Canada built the first real telephone and made the first ever phone call.Just saying.

    If you sum it all up though Germany pretty much invented modern society.The reason Germany has always been ahead of the rest of the world with technology is because they have been an advanced civilization for thousands of years.

  • deutschland - beste land der weld :) germany - the best country in the would

    no doubt ♥

  • God bless Germany and German people !!

  • you forgot the most famous german of all Hitler, bad or good he is the most famous german.

  • @UltraFighter18 Exactly , history witness

  • @UltraFighter18 adolf hitler was austrian :) get your facts right :)

  • what about MP40, MG42, Blitzkrieg, V8 , 9x19mm Parabellum

  • @cheleryuken oops i meant v2 lol

  • USA + Germany = World Domination

    If only the US and Germany were allies in WWII (despite the whole Nazi/Anti-semitic aspect of Germany), then we would have gotten rid of all of those pesky brits!

  • Ones you missed: Utz potatoe chips, Herr's potatoe chips, T-mobile, Heinz ketchup, Mayonaisse, the elevator, beer, pretzels, Mozart, and of course Rammstein!!!

  • its to bad that hitler failed ... the whole world would be german :DD

  • @marlol93 Believe it or not in 1795....America had a vote to weather or not the United States would speak English or German because those where the two biggest languages in the U.S. at the time, and people where conflicted about what to speak.....so a vote was taken and English only won by one vote. LOL....I wish German would have won....so we could all speak German as our mothertongues...anyway, I speak German and English so I'm good.....LOL..

  • @Liebelamour i know :) usa and germany are the best states ever :D

  • @marlol93 Haha......YES, THEY ARE!!!!!!!!

  • I'm Proud to be German,

    but NO Nazi ;)

    Ich bin stolzer Deutscher,

    aber KEIN Nazi ;)

  • ...AND... what is not directly mentioned in the video... WE HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ANTHEM IN THE WORLD

  • RAMMSTEIN ROCKS. LONG LIVE GREAT GERMANY!

  • germany no1 child molesters

    

  • jawoi 

  • PHONE-Italy Antonio Meucci

    COMPUTER-USA John Eckert and John Mauchly Willian

    Contact Lenses Englishman Thomas Young

    waste of time, the German technical thought ends in a Stone Age

  • @WIWAToULANIo1939 No u fucking idiot, this video is right. Germans made the computer, telephone and contact lenses....useless cunt.

  • der nazi-spruch zum schluss ist unnötig!!!

  • @lelia3344

    Es ist kein Nazi Spruch

    verschafft euch ma bissl Ahnung bevor ihr die Fresse aufmacht... is ja grausam

  • @tazuna01 Ist es nicht? Bis auf das zur national-sozialistischen Zeit natürlich nur die erste Strophe gesungen wurde. Und die enthielt den Spruch, der am Ende des Videos auftaucht. Also kann man es, meiner Meinung nach, keinem verübeln wenn er diesen Spruch mit der damaligen Zeit in Verbindung bringt.

  • @s3nnTV

    Doch kann man, Man sollte wissen das es mit Nazis überhaupt nichts zu tun hat. Und nur weil diese Spinner es für ihre Zwecke missbraucht haben ändert sich daran auch nichts.

  • 02:12 blend-a-med thats would be the first famous brand I would choose :D

    YAY Schwarzkopf :)

  • what about friedrich schiller, cornelia funke, till schweiger, ....?

  • @LSBonnPower the inventor of the telephone was Philipp Reis in 1858

  • @lucho02 The computer was invented by Konrad Zuse, before gernelle was born

  • lol, yeh if Germans are so smart why are they 0-2 in in World War I & World War II and made dumb ass moves in the war like invade Russia their ally. Then had their country split in half for years as punishment and run by UK, USA and Russian goverments. Damn, there are still foreign bases there in 2011!

    Love and drive their cars.......lol M3

  • @Wicked4z therefor you have to ask hitler himself why he was such a silly dumbass fucking up everything germany had

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  • @Eisblock3D

    kids and their history books =S

  • @dapatrick1991

    xD im older then you (not much but hey) :D

    Anyways Germany did not start WW1 !

  • jeans? wtf? even I know that's not true.

  • @4An0n

    Levi Strauss was the first to produce them. german guy.

  • @Raptor828 Levi Strauss is french.

  • @TheGergy2 Yea right LOL! Levi Strauss was born in Buttenheim, Germany! Next time do your research before you comment!

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  • @4An0n jeans where invented by a german man...but not in germany

  • Germans pretty much created everything...I sometimes wonder if Jesus was actually a German LMAO ;).

  • congrtaulations german people, your country rock!! You forggot Sabine Shmmitz.

  • great Video. let's us not forget the german contribuitons to the world.

  • God bless whoever made this video and God bless Germany!!

  • Germany makes the british looks like a bunch of fags in every department

  • @ericssson british are fags in comparison with Germany!

  • @LORENSSIOK Yeah and Germany is the biggest liars in history and 75% of the shit claimed here are American Inventions.

  • @LORENSSIOK Funny coming from a Romanian. Take a look at your own country before talking like that about Britain, and you'll see it's superior to yours in every way imaginable.

  • @ePicPrOGaMeR12345 this conversation was about UK and Germany. You british like to think you are superior to everyone, to Germany, to USA, to France....... I have been in both countrys so I know what I am talking about. Have you ever been in Romania to talk and compare it? You are so hypocrite!

  • @LORENSSIOK Yeah, i'm hypocritical, but that's part of actually being British! If you don't like us, fine, but I can't stand it when people compare us to Germany and say we suck in comparison, I can't help but see Germany as the country that UNRIGHTFULLY lays claim to most of the worlds inventions.

    I'm sure Romania is a very decent country, but it's hard to see it like then when you're talking badly about mine.

  • @ePicPrOGaMeR12345 yes you are right, I started it. I don,t even like to argue with people on the internet, but I always react when I am atacked, just like you did XD I just commented on ericssson's comment. I didn't want to start something like this. my bad

  • @LORENSSIOK I am Italian, must comment. We have plenty of rumanians in Italy. God help us!

  • @figliuzza yes, a lot of our "problems" have migrated in Italy and France, and in about 10-15 years we will see who is gonna call who a gypsy! God help us get rid of the damn "problems" XD

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  • @ericssson perhaps you've heard of the special air service why don't you call them fags i will tell you why because you are the fag in fact you are the good little wifey of the gayest fag in the universe:now who is right you or me i am right and will always be right but hey thanks for your perspective.

  • @davidlewis492 well well the sAS is that all you've got in that miserable island that produce nothing that creates nothing , that can't buy a win in any sports fuck off bitch you're lucky we saved your ass in the WW's

  • @davidlewis492 Umad Bro???!!!

  • OMG wat about Nena and Tokio Hotel!!!

  • @LucindaMorde

    well, tokio hotel maybe, but nena simply sucked^^

  • PC was invented by François Gernelle. He is French. Computer by Germans. Hello from France.

  • PC have been invented by François Gernelle. He is French

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  • I want to say thanks to our Austrian friend Haydn for this wonderful anthem

  • A german also invented the lightbulb... Not edison, look it up ;)

  • Ich hätte nicht gedacht, dass Deutschland so viel erfunden hat!

    Eigtl. fast alles xD

  • @MrDumonti yeah ! ^^

  • you forgot the greatest invention ever of the great Germany... the VW Aircooled Beetle hehe :D

  • @Wyzima51 hahaha jealous!

  • MotorExpo2010 - Voll Gas mit Lindgren, 'Bangkkok Johnny'

    Motto: " Alles Klar Herr Kommissar"

  • The name of my dog is "Asperin"

  • @Wyzima51

    Un jour tu regretteras ces paroles.

    Et au fait, Crysis a été développé par un studio Allemand.

  • well not all the inventions in the video are german for example the telephone which a canadian called Bell invented. And im not sure about contact lenses either. But still the germans invented tons of things that are awesome useful and needed. What would we do without them.

  • @LSBonnPower but the mobile phone is a german invention ^^

  • @HeilerDerWelten maybe idk lol

  • @LSBonnPower idk ?

  • @HeilerDerWelten maybe they invented the mobile phone. I dont know if they did, I just know that the first phone was invented by a canadian.

  • @LSBonnPower yes the first mobile phone was invent by the germans.

    1927 in german trains.

  • @HeilerDerWelten i didnt know that. Thats cool

  • Actually Beethoven is Austrian.

  • @Einkuh No, he was born in Germany (Bonn). He is german, no doubt.

  • @Einkuh

    Mozart was Austrian .. but Austria was in the Holy Roman Empire of German Nation

  • it sounds stupid, but i'm proud to be german.

  • @hanspeder23 daran klingt überhaupt nichts dumm ^^

  • What the World could have done without the German, the French and the English? They have made absolutly EVERYTHING possible in this World, way before America was a country!!!

  • Albert Einstein: I think Einstein was Jewish and not German.He became a German citizen in 1914 and remained in Berlin until 1933 when he renounced his citizenship for political reasons and emigrated to America to take the position of Professor of Theoretical Physics at Princeton*. He became a United States citizen in 1940 and retired from his post in 1945. (Reference: From Google-A Biograph of Einstein)

  • @MikeGreenwood51

    Albert Einstein (* 14. März 1879 in Ulm, Königreich Württemberg (Deutsches Reich)

    His family lived in germany for hundreds of years. Later he had some overlapping citizenships (Swiss, Austro-Hungary). In 1914 he became Prussian (maybe you got this wrong).

  • @elManu086 I do not really know what you are suggesting as I referenced my source of information. I was quoteing , hence I referenced my source as being from "A Biograph of Einstein" available from google. Just because a person has citizenship-that does not nessesarally make the person a native.

  • What about Nietzsche, Kant ? BASF ? The biggest group of chemistry in the world !

  • Beautiful video! The German nation is a great nation! Bach mmmmh awesome !

    I would have liked that you give dates and inventor for the first part. That this is not argued.The Jeans is made from a cotton cloth made in Nimes (France) and called "denim" (denim = of Nimes). This cloth tinged in blue was also called " blue of Genoa ", what gave by deformation Blue Jeans.The automobile was invented in 1771 by Joseph Cugnot, the German contribution in this domain is essential.

  • @Boleon05 You are right, the first "automobile"was invented by Joseph Cugnot. However, Gottlieb Daimer and Carl Friedrich Benz

    (both are German) invented the first car with a cumbustion engine as we know it nowadays.

  • @HyperTone

    Of curse, that's why i said "the German contribution in this domain is essential."

    The automobile is only an application of the internal combustion engine (plane, boat). What differentiates the automobile of a hackney cab it is that it is self-propelled. Steam engine (used till the beginning of the XXth century in the automobile), internal combustion engine, fuel cell are only means.

  • @HyperTone In reality it is the first world war which dedicated internal combustion engine, the armies needing a standard, the internal combustion engine being the best at the appropriate time, he was chooses. But nobody knows about what the future is made.

  • uh I hate rammstein

  • How can you forget Hitler, Himmler,Sturmgewehr,tigertank,­V2 and the SS?

  • @themanovsroypr thats history...

  • @themanovsroypr Hitler was austrian.

    Himmler was german...but he was a cruel beast. (no jokes about this murder)

    Tiger Panzer VI (tigertank) was a brilliant german tank. (one of the best in second world war)

    also the sturmgewehr (a fantastic stormrifle)

    SS (was the german tool of the Todesfabriken (deathfacility)) and othe jobs. (bloodhounds)

    and the V2 was the first human invention, that fly in the space (one of the most important inventions of the human history)

  • @themanovsroypr

    oh well...Americans should be greatful for all that...they took all the technology after WWII and used german scientists to boost their space program....

  • @Navium ... who invented electricity? what country was he from?

    But hey, you can be as ignorant as you want, you only make yourself look like an idiot.

  • @andoose

    He was Italian...thats ok....ignorant are those individuals who are not aknowledging that Germany has done so much for the planet and humanity (and don't start that WWII story...Americans, Russians, Spanish, Asians have been as bad as the Germans).

    It could also be that they are just jealous.......

  • @Navium .. When did I not acknowledge German contributions? All I did was comment on your blatantly ignorant comment.

    .. and no, last time I checked no leader of the USA was responsible for the mass murder of over 10 million INNOCENT people.

    So clearly America wasn't as bad as Germany was in WW2.

    .. I don't choose to not acknowledge German inventions, as I myself am German, but to call out the USA like that is purely an idiotic move.

  • @andoose

    I am pretty sure that the Americans killed millions of native Americans (Indians) and I don't want to go into numbers now. In fact...there is a German saying "es gibt kein Recht im Unrecht" which will explain that it is not a matter of how many ppl you kill...it says, if you kill one its it is injustice.

    And I don't even want to go there when it comes to the U.S forcing other nations and cultures to believe in U.S values and they justify it with democracy...it is a disgrace

  • @Navium I agree 100 %

  • @andoose Americans killed more innocent people than gemans did ! well ,,they're still killing and torturing ! so don't be so dumb ,,look what Germans are now ! if they were muderers ,they would participate in Libya nato attacks ! so STFU and never compare shithole USA to Germany or to any other north European country !

  • @brithunter1

    thanks god, a real brits who didnt hate germans

  • @logelamutp Well reality is reality my friend ! Americans always suck and always been jealous from europeans !

  • @themanovsroypr it is exactly Schutzstaffel

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  • @Aenglaland first of all the Idea of that kind of Engine is already older then people can think. The Germans fixed the major problems the Brits and Americans had with their Engines, also they redesigned a lot of parts. Like the Jumo 004 with its axial-flow compressor. The Engine was basically some years ahead compared to other engines from other countries. But of course we rather introduced the first Jet-Fighter and Bomber than the first Jet-Engine. But ours were simply better :)

  • and what about albert einstein???????????????

  • @JUAN95971 Einstein is in my PART 2 video!

  • @Ferschumi einstein is from austira not from germany

  • @TDALordPhoenix but he was raised and lived in germany so he was...... what?

  • @TDALordPhoenix are you stupid? learn history! Albert Einstein is boring in Germany and his partens was germans!

  • @1Trailermaker

    Albert Einstein ist also langweilig in Deutschland, ah ja...

  • @Kuhupi Tut mir leid *born*.

  • I have mad respect for the German nation and their country, my grandparents told me stories how Germany was destroyed after the ww2 and they still menage to become the 3rd Country in the world for developed economy, bravo.

  • And my favorite pop singer in the world, NENA !

  • @Aenglaland

    the jet engine comes from germany!!! in the end of world war 2 hitlersd engineers have build this but the war was lost and he take this machines as bomber.......

    the british and american government has stolen this idea.

    the american b2 stealth bomber or the stealth fighter is a german invention!!!!!

    the ak 47 is a litle copy from the sturmgewehr 44 of the wehrmacht!

    only litle things nice to know for you ^^

    greets

  • RAMMSTEIN FTW^^ from Germany^^

  • Long live the mighty Germany, the only nation in the universe, the axis around which the world .. live the powerful and beautiful germany, our beloved nation ... DEUTSCHLANNNNNNNNNNNNNND

  • In dieser Liste fehlen: Martin Luther, Albert Einstein und Karl Marx

  • @Aenglaland

    Dr. Hans von Ohain and Sir Frank Whittle are both recognized as being the co-inventors of the jet engine. Each worked separately and knew nothing of the other's work. Hans von Ohain is considered the designer of the first operational turbojet engine. Frank Whittle was the first to register a patent for the turbojet engine in 1930. Ohain was granted a patent for his turbojet engine in 1936. However, Ohain's jet was the first to fly in 1939. Frank Whittle's jet first flew in in 1941.

  • 49 people dislike this video and prefer to live in the stone age ^.^

  • @Aenglaland :

    I think its a mistake that England got rid of their manufacturing industry.

    The jet plane thing you sad is not wrong - but Germany had the first jet airplane - they used it at the end of worldwar 2.