Bowling For Soup - Emily (Explicit Version)

[PippinMS]

go pee in the alley 

[ZwarteKonijn]

love to find the club where a queue for the men's toilet and not for the girls :P

[LeaBitch23]

all his piss fit in that little glass? hmmmm......

[Saryan1]

somehow the chorus of this song reminds me a lot to good charlotte

[punkrockbenny]

pause at 1:25 for a really sexy face

[Dovestar45]

Nobody else ever noticed that 'The Girl all the Bad Guys Want' was playing in the background in the beginning?

[Connorboydd]

@Dovestar45 They do that in a lot of their songs

[Dovestar45]

@Connorboydd Oh I know. Like in Girl all the Bad Guys Want, they play 'The Bitch Song' I think in the beginning/\

[SwitsaSwoo]

Americans don't know how to go for a piss in a bush.

[Cheerleader111111]

See, there's usually the queue for the GIRLS toilets.. never the guys'.

[KjellgrenProductions]

'why is there are bouncer for the bathroom?

[rg03500]

fuck pitbull

[retoow]

fit lass, really fat guy, there clothes are the same size right......wait

[35djd]

guessing that bouncer likes girls who are well bouncers....... and beards if u get my drift here ;)

[DamagePlan146]

My ex-girlfriend's name was Emily xD

[Sjakie3112]

fapfapfap

[soulstrikezz]

sounds like the vocalist of american hi-fi!!

[em777ily]

LOL thats legit my name!!

[llamaherder101]

@RoyKidman3 really? wht could have she done to piss u off tht much? anyways tht was a private matter i wonder why she changed schools.....probablly because she didnt wanna see u the fucked up bitch who embarassed her in front of the entire friggin school

[hunmiji]

I wanna friend who'll hug me if I peed on myself in public, and not send it viral all over the internet.

[maalbe987]

@hunmiji The irony is that this video is technically fairly viral on the internet.

[hunmiji]

@maalbe987 Hmm, true enough. -.-

[Morsal45]

LMfaooo i love how everone left jaret at the bathroom liine and at 1:20 hes like looking around with that lonely look on his face holding his crotch XD classic

[kidrounder]

now i really have to pee..dangit

[35djd]

7 dislikes, nice try emily.....

[TenthSpeedWriter]

My best friend back in middle school was a girl named Emilie. She was actually kind of an awesome person, but she hated this song to death.

[flutesrockok]

I had a best friend called Emily. She stopped being friends with me after 10 years, to hang out with 'popular people'. Turns out she wasn't that nice after all. Funnily enough, I'm quite fond of this song...

[weirdlysocks]

Hey this song should be about me!! My anem is Emily and after my (ex) boyfriend cheated, i broke up with him and sent this song, as well as a sexy picture of me to him. he begged for me back and I told him about my new bf. Best feeling ever!!!

[Kabbsy]

@weirdlysocks How childish.

[weirdlysocks]

@Kabbsy childish of me?

[TheJwolf1999]

@RoyKidman3

Great dude F ing amazing

[sanctuaryforthelost]

Finaly an explicit verson!

[bigbowlofcereal1]

Still pulling in the views. Great! By far the most fun band I ever opened for. Good ol Texas fellas.

[supersgoku72]

i have difficulty interpreting the symbolism behind the urination conundrum

[99jollyrancher]

I would very much like to hug Jaret after he pissed. <3

[tIII3monkey]

@99jollyrancher thats just gross

[99jollyrancher]

@X5728 I'd rather fuckk Jaret

[99jollyrancher]

I juss wanna do dirty things to Jaret!!!!! ;)

[lazerkiller6]

@RoyKidman3 rock on man

[Alucardracula13]

And the bouncer didn't question the "girl" with a beard?

[TibbyJ123]

@Alucardracula13 Yes,because the fat dude fitting in the skinny girl's dress is a perfectly normal fact.

[Alucardracula13]

@TibbyJ123 Sure.

[xGam3r70ve]

@Alucardracula13 Chris can get anywhere just coz he's that awesome.

[garra2184]

@Alucardracula13 true lol hey maybe he liked them that way lol

[calebblack1]

@Alucardracula13 One sexy bitch.

[zina321654]

@Alucardracula13 my thought exactly :P

[LestatGraver]

"Speaking of going to the bathroom... on a scale of one to ten, your an eight..." XD LMFAO OMG LOL

[thesweatersongftw]

jaret with red haiiiiir <3

[lampost38]

why did he slap that guys butt

[wishdawn2]

@lampost38 Because he thought he was a girl...or maybe he likes big butts.

[elizabethiscute182]

i love this video<3333

[imajugglette4life]

My name is Emily lol

[BigFishLittleFish14]

@imajugglette4life And mine :D

[wishdawn2]

@imajugglette4life XD we are going to be INFAMOUS now.

[njcrox]

Erection @ 1:29 ;)

[DickieWatts]

NAKED CHRIS! NAKED CHRIS! NAKED CHRIS!

[jazzbassrob]

Wow, never noticed the backing vocals from 3:17 before

[ShaydeSlicer]

did anyone notice that "the girl all the bad guys want' was in the background at the beginning

[Rietumnieks]

zeee best!!!

[JokazINC]

these guys came to my small town like 8 years ago :D so fucken wicked!

[Tooney98]

A little piece of heavenly that no one else could stand! 

[Gurgletheturtle]

@Tooney98 woah i was reading that exactly as he was saying it O.o

[SuperBigco]

my names emily...but im not on my account hahah

[Mamboleo1995]

@RoyKidman3 lmfao!!!!!!!1EPIC!!!!!!!!:D

[kawarandy]

@RoyKidman3 you're a hero dude XD

[99GG66]

@RoyKidman3 seems legit

[TheSleepyGuitarist]

@RoyKidman3 u my friend, deserve a medal

[Teeazx]

@RoyKidman3 Legend..i wanna hug you

[SPOOFx3]

@RoyKidman3 Every time I hear this song now, I'm going to think about this xD

[DeathsKnocking9]

@RoyKidman3 That Is Awesome Nice One Bro

[Arcamonde]

@RoyKidman3 Well that's a jackass thing to do. Sure, she may have fucked you over, but getting that kind of revenge, enough to ACTUALLY make her change schools, that's going too far. I highly doubt she caused you that kind of embarrassment or hurt. Ever heard of the Golden Rule? And people wonder why the world is fucked up...

[RoyKidman3]

@Arcamonde I don't believe in fairy tales.

[Arcamonde]

@RoyKidman3 Neither do I, but I believe in the Golden Rule, if you even know what that is.

[RoyKidman3]

@Arcamonde Yeah i do agree with it sure but to be honest she deserved it and you cant say you've followed the golden rule 100%. I get what you're saying and I appreciate the message but don't act all "angelic" (no pun intended) and "superior" if you obviously broken it yourself.

[Arcamonde]

@RoyKidman3 No, I'm not denying that I've broken the Golden Rule, it's almost impossible to not to at some point, especially when you're younger. But I've never explicitly gone out of my way to harm someone in any meaningful way. And just because someone deserves something doesn't mean they get it or even should. By doing something that cruel, you've lowered yourself to her level, if what she did to you was even that severe, or even on purpose. I can honestly say, I've never done that.

[lXlSarahlXl]

@Arcamonde I like you're thinking.

[Arcamonde]

@lXlSarahlXl Thank you, lol

[maalbe987]

@RoyKidman3 I really hope that's true.

[Tarttelinknot666]

@RoyKidman3 fuck what the other guy was saying dude, she fucked you over she gets the shit, sounds kickass bro :D

[MrScreamer216]

@RoyKidman3 classic case of fucking owned.

[KeyLimeful]

@RoyKidman3 bullshit

[KatieeeKinzzz]

Now every time I hear this I'll have to pee.

[SonicZaragoza]

You saved my ass

[derpcore9]

thank you french class you finally paid off

[lordofraps]

only 338k views???? ):

[wapi2211]

this kind of makes a resumer of my life ...till now

[Emmy0321]

thumbs up if your an emily like me!(:

[flyingemu98]

my name is Emily, and now i'm worried i'm a bitch...

[jemba246]

@flyingemu98  im an emily, and me 2

[marobmx12]

how the hell has this song only got 300,000 views?

[seanntobyrcrap]

does anyone get the joke at the start?

[Dovestar45]

@seanntobyrcrap Lol can you explain the joke? I don't know why, but I just don't get it XD

[MaryBethAreCo]

the emily i know is asian D:

[Ligerpilot]

Wait a minute, if all the guys need to piss the line would move so quick, it's not like they're women and it takes 5 minutes

[ShootfortheMoon0951]

haha i'm an emily!

[jemba246]

@ShootfortheMoon0951 lol, me toXD

[oorahboy96]

emily ...what a bitch!

[TheFlynnboy]

@1:29 im not sure who's boobs are bigger

[Hrvo182]

That moment when Jaret shows her the middle finger always makes me laugh.. no idea why though

[Thekingofcustard13]

1:04 he swears

[bloodredeyes666]

The only reason I clicked on this video is because my name is Emily. No regrets, though.

[TheMmafighter17]

bfs best band in the world

[TheEmilyBad]

hahaha, my name is Emily :P

[danee6281]

Emily looks like the grown up version of Stacy from the Stacy's mom music video

[musicislife211]

I love jaret's hair..

[FlamingTrumpets]

oh man, Gary. 0:10

[creamyz11]

i love the song but i dont understand the video why do they need the toilet and be singing about this emily girl?

[danee6281]

@creamyz11 because at the end they pee in the old dudes cup and he drinks it

[Hornet85]

I think this song is about a girl "Emily" who he fell in love with but she chose a rich guy over him.

[CohesionyNewspaper]

I've watched this music video a gazillion times and still have no idea what the hell this song is about. xD

[jetz920]

well i like this girl and her name is actually emily.......  and wonder like what 3222,221 people think.... the girl i like is well get cheated on from wat i do know and dont know if i should tell her cuz he might actually make her happier then me :<

[jetz920]

on a scale of 1 through 10 6 being the highest ur like 22

[Woozworldfollower]

lolz, i love when that guy in the dress flutters his eye lashes to get into the toilets! XD

[Anderson47399]

Outro Clipe FODA ! Curti paka'z Y)

[skeetch100]

goin 2 see BFS tomorrow, can't wait :D

[METALLOVEx]

@skeetch100 awh shit you fucking lucky :D

[MrM4UK]

im called emily ^^

lol nice to know theres a better song by a band i love

only other song called emily is about suicide or something, joy :L

[emzy12100]

@MrM4UK haha same... i would love a song about emily thats nice haha

[blinkfan96]

BFS!!!! SAW YOU LAST NIGHT EEEEEEXXCELLENTTTTT! <3 <3

[MrDoctorNintendo]

dude just pee in the parking lot

[metalbone]

that fat dude rocks XD

[aku9495]

haha like waiting in line 4 the bathroom at the Aragon ballroom in Chicago. thats what garbage cans r 4 . funk that spend all that $ on Manson tickets & beer n they have one freakin pisser wtf

[alexkeibler]

my shitty ex emily... it feels like this song is perfect for me

[MadWalrus97]

i love the end to this vid

[hiemilylovee]

EMIIIIIIIIIIILY

[MadWalrus97]

is it me or does the fat one sound like lenny's brother off ratatouie

[HAsmatarian]

WoW! Hell Yeah! Love Bowling for Soup! Been listening to a lot of B.F.S., Hey You!, The Offspring, My Chemical Romance, Blink 182, Green Day, and No Doubt.

Hey You! is still pretty new but they're waaaay dope. Rock/Pop/Punk with a real cool edge. Plus they've got a hot chick singer  ;-) ...you should check em out...

search "hey you band taking over"

[kopackjm]

@SoAndSoAly How about you try speaking English... then you might get my sympathy.

[SkateORdieMr]

@SoAndSoAly

kop is right what the fuck are you talking about? It could be that I don't understand you because I'm german...or because your english is uhm...I wouldn't say it's bad but I suppose you learned it from Yoda or something like that.

PS: no one cares about your broken heart btw

[ThePadfam]

anyone else need to pee after watching this

[SonicZaragoza]

So that bitch hate Jaret. What the fuck.

[gougou354]

I can't understand how he cheats on a girl like her !! So sweet !

[tIII3monkey]

@gougou354 easy her twin sister

[thecelticking11]

go chris !!!!

[iluvthesums]

yay fat lip's in the suggestions! and there's this girl in my class named emily lol

[Jack182ink]

Would love to see bfs and blink 182 live together!

[rachaelhutchingsxo]

@Jack182ink im going to see bfs in 20 days!

[Ferpedrod]

@rachaelhutchingsxo Sheffield 02?

[rachaelhutchingsxo]

@Ferpedrod no, cardiff solus?x 

[AgentTasmania]

@Jack182ink

Throw Paramore and Greenday in there, you've got a deal!

[Jorzef2]

@Jack182ink Thats is total madness

[MisterMaker2point0]

@Jorzef2

madness?

this is SPA.... bowling for soup

[easilyaMUSEd121]

im a emily :D

[gougou354]

@easilyaMUSEd121 Or not ... she's really hot !

[StrGhimmy]

nao tem outra banda melhor q essa

eu amo

eu dou muita risada vendo esse videos

ja sou fã faiz uns 3 anos

MELHOR BANDA!

[nightengail21]

@thepoet19960 cuse then we wouldnt have a story :P

[vidfreakk]

Funniest thing is that i know the exact Emily in my life. Stupid bitch.

[JPro570]

@vidfreakk Don't we all lol.

[dizzytwister1]

arent girls usually the ones lining up?

 XD

[21NSapper]

BEST PART 1:29

[sebMinecraft]

bfs the band that made my life 100000000 times better the band that got me into rock!!

[TomiBari]

That was a gr8/funny video, LMAO!

Jared what's w/ya & 'peeing' lately? ;-)

Hope to see yous guys on tour, 'cos yous guys really ROCKed the 'USS J.C.Stennis, CVN-74' last summer 2010!

- Tomi >;-{D}

[Aviator0x8]

whats so explicit about this video?

[TyGuY1080]

Since when is there a huge line for the guys bathroom outside of a sports game?

[azarate1104]

i fuckin love this band!!!

[alwaysunnyariana]

STEELER NATION BABYY

[TakeYouToSchool]

FFTL bought me here

[CrisKG125]

An make it rain make it rain make it rain.

[AnnabethChase17]

Ha! My name's Emilie. Though I spell it the french way..... ANYWAY! Love this band, and this song is actually pretty good! Despite the random music video XD

[multioninz]

damn! love this BAND!!

[corncob341]

when did they get bouncers for bathrooms

did they... piss on their instruments?